I just wanted to let you all know that I've created a new fanfic account and I've taken my stories with me (same names and everything) so from now on could you please contact me via my new account? My username is Fangirling-Is-Totes-Okay thanks! :)

The Protectors link:

An Encounter Over Coffee link:

Fave Colour: Purple

Fave Song: It changes too much and too frequently so let's just say something in MTV's Top 40 Countdown ;)

Fave Janoskian: Beau Brooks

Fave Food: Mango & Caramello Chocolate

Fave Animal: Panda

Fave Movie: Step Up 4

Fave Quote: "Roza, you forgot my first lesson: Don't hesitate."

Fave Celeb: Jacob Artist ;)

Fave TV Show: Secret Life Of The American Teenager, The Vampire Diaries, True Blood & Awkward

Fave Book: Vampire Academy series, Bloodlines series & Perfect Chemistry trilogy

Fave Author: Richelle Mead or Susane Colasanti

Fave Website: Tumblr & Fanfic!

You know you live in 2012 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a oven.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards ever.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name online anywhere.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the SKY box.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job (because he or he is a lazy douche).

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends (except those few who don't knows about the online would).

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scan back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

You write fanfictions about the book.

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.

Your idol is a character from a book

Being mature is overrated.

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun!

One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you

"What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!)

If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door.

If your friends are considering torturing you because you won't shut up about the Vampire Academy series, copy and paste this in your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the ABC's song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune...

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Bella is out of her mind for saying no to Edward's proposal in New Moon and you want to hit her hard upside the head with a blunt axe, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile

If you have ever walked into the men's toilets instead of the ladies or vice versa, paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings while you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have nicknames, titles, or anything else for each other copy this to your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like bagels, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back!

Anyone giving away a knight in shining armor? Mine turned out to be a loser in tin foil.

Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you".

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wanted to just SLAP someone, copy this into your profile.

If I was staring at him, then I looked away when he looked at me, he had to be looking at me to see me looking at him. So he was essentially staring at me staring at him... right?

REMEMBER WHEN ...
getting high meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was cooties?
when your mom was your hero
and 'dad' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your worst enemies were your siblings
and race issues were about who ran fastest?
when war was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

If you wish you could go to a vampire academy like Rose and Lissa and meet a guy like Dimitri, put this on your profile

-if you cried like a baby through the last chapters of Shadow Kiss because you thought Dimitri was dead, post this on your profile

-if you are so angry at the freaking Strigoi for turning Dimitri and taking him away from Rose, post this

-if vampires are real, post it

-if you have read every vampire book you can get your little hands on, post it up!

-If you support the ‘Rose somehow SAVING and NOT KILLING Dimitri’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire, put this in your profile.

If you think being weird is cooler than being cool. Copy & Paste this into ur profile

If you want to be a guardian, post this on your profile

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BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: best friends are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap

My prince doesn't wear shiny armour.

My prince doesn't sparkle either.

My prince is death in a cowboy duster. ;D

Dimitri Rose!

Rose: Do I ever cross your mind?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you like me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Do you want me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you cry if I left?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you live for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Would you do anything for me?
Dimitri: No

Rose: Choose--me or your life
Dimitri: My life

Rose runs away in shock and pain and Dimitri runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

Put this on your page
if you love to laugh!

WAYS TO KNOW UR WAY TOO OBSESSED WITH VAMPIRE ACADEMY

1. You can barely read about Dimitri without screaming in pleasure

2. You find yourself narating your life, like Rose does

3. When in difficult situations, you find yourself thinking 'what would Rose do?'

4. When things get rough, you say 'at least i'm not being chased my vampires. but that would be awesome!'

5. You yell at the book and talk to the characters

6. you and ur friends have made up a group costume for the movie premiere already

7. Your best friend called you at like 10 at night so you could see her imaginary cast

8. and when she did, you spent like an hour insulting them and freaking out

9. When you went to the Spirit Bound party, you screamed so much that a guy fell down, scared to death

10. You were disappointed in Spirit Bound, but loved it anyway

11. But your sad because now all you have to look foward to are the movies

12. YOU ARE PISSED BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR LAST SACRIFICE

13. You always relate songs to VampireAcademy

14. You relate real life situations to VampireAcademy

15. You have your own cast for VampireAcademy, even though there is none yet

16. You watch trailers, even though there is no official one yet...fanmades are always better...and scream and scream everytime you read the lust charm part and no one can stop you.