Shinji and Asuka learn about themselves and fall in love, causing massive ramifications. A remake of the late 94Saturn's quintessential ShinjixAsuka story, it is part tribute and part experiment, taking the structure and plot of the original wacky shipping story while attempting to maintain series-true characterization.

The trinity seven you know and love but with an OP and Smarter Arata. Lemons of course.

She went to the Silver Rupee to prove to her friends she was ready to move on. Little did she know her friend's husband had called in a favor with the owner to keep an eye on her. Zelda x Link AU

It started as writing practice, but is now a chronicle of the bizarre variations of Shinji Ikari across the multi-verse, and the one poor schmuck stuck in canon NGE who dreams about them all. More literally, a place to throw story ideas at the wall and see what people like. Two spin offs in progress: No Life King Of Tokyo-3 and A Warrior From a Counter Earth.

In the wake of Third Impact, a choice it made. As Shinji struggles to right his wrongs, he will find that things that once were have now changed. All that he though he knew about the Angels, Seele, and his father will never be the same as the Third Child fights to protect all that he once held dear, and stop Third Impact at any cost. Undergoing revision as a separate Story.

After Third Impact fic. The world goes to some semblance of normality. Ikari Shinji lays in bed, unmoving, tubes and wires all over, machines beeping away. Asuka stares, horrofied, at the result of her violence. Maybe revenge tasted...bitter. AXS.R&R

Need a good Harry/Hermione story? Then look no further! Tale resulting from a challenge prompt about a pair who finally realize what they mean to each other...

Instead of Shinji growing up to be the timid shy boy he was, he grew up to be a badass who can use a sword. Rated M for future chapters/ Language

"Her sanctuary, the one where she had dreamed up back during her years of young… it had finally come to fruition. She was now the queen of the gourmet world, and everyone in the cooking industry bowed at her feet." She had it all... well... everything except him. Soma x Erina. Sorina.

A Christmas themed set of One Shots tying into the Neon Genesis Evangelion: Legacy timeline. Various Christmases will be portrayed in this feel good and WAFF filled portion of supplemental stories. So, grab some eggnog and roast some chestnuts on an open fire folks, and get ready to travel to Christmas' Past, Present, and Future!

Luffy and Nami's step parent's are gone for the week. They leave Nami in charge. She starts having to cook and clean for Luffy. She sees it as housewife training. LuNa. Rated M for a Lemon. Chapter Two Revised 5/11/18

Thought i do a little one shots here and there for these two. If ya'll have any ideas what story i should write of them let me know

This is an anthology, a collection of individual stories and series staring your favorite couple and their adventures in the world of sex, smut and romance. Each individual story contains its own set of kinks, scenarios, and, obviously, a large helping of enticing, perverted fun.

Another take on the life of Shinji Ikari, and the "What Ifs" that could happen. Shinji receives help from someone that understands him more than he knows, and in the process becomes something more. This is a Misato/Shinji fic because there is no better pairing.

[Post 3.33]After a week spent wandering the wilderness with Asuka & the person he thought to be Rei Ayanami, Shinji Ikari finally returns to the AAA Wunder. Here he must learn how to move forward with his life in this strange new world. [Sequel to Hand Cannot Erase]

Shinji's life, filled with abandonment and betrayal, has left the emotionally repressed and love-devoid Shinji a quiet genius. A more dark and somber Shinji takes the mantle of pilot of Unit-01 as he struggles to accept his new fate. Future Shinji x Asuka pairing.

It was the end of the glorious weekend. Saitama was planning to enjoy it to the fullest; at home. That is until a short brat made her way to his apartment to ring his doorbell. A Sunday he planned to stay in, only to be crushed by a persistent girl demanding a rematch against Caped Baldy. Who will win? Genre: Humor and Slice of Life. Rated T due to mild language. One-shot.

Set a few weeks after Run Like Hell, Shinji and Asuka arrive in Tokyo Three in time to witness the first battle of the Angel War. Here they will meet lost family and new friends as well as fight the abominations known as Angels. Warning; Read Run Like Hell in order to understand the character changes. Elements of Full Metal Panic referenced but not enough for a crossover. 18 only

Now in their third year, Erina and Soma are about to head into holiday break. With a little help from Senzaemon, the two end up sharing a cabin in the woods.

The captain and navigator are walking in the desert, separated by the crew after a fight with a huge sand scorpion. They try to find the crew back, but to no avail. After a while, they do find a traveling village with tents. The villagers throw a party and Luffy and Nami are invited. Little did they know they just drank aphrodisiac and they suddenly need each other...

Asuka "convinces" Shinji to go clothes shopping with her...okay, so it's really more like she drags him into it. But it won't be as boring as he thinks. No less embarrassing, though. -Story completed/C&C appreciated/Please leave a review if you liked-

Nami walks in on Luffy doing something rather private. After a short argument and Luffy telling Nami something that makes her very happy, the two of them work out a deal that will lead to many more wondrous things. Lemon fic. Going to be very rated M. LuffyxNami.

This will now be a combination of one shots including the girls I like in the anime and manga from DxD and other's. Rated M. Will have BDSM in every chapter. [Pure Smut]

Hesitating for just one second can mean the difference between hurting someone, and comforting them. And sometimes, hesitation is the very cause for somebody being comforted in the end. [Minor Teenage Nudity]

(sequel to The Trick is to Keep Breathing) Asuka may be behind the wheel again tonight, but...oh who are we kidding, she'll be in charge EVERY time. Not that Shinji's going to complain in this case, mind you. -Story complete/C&C appreciated/Please leave a review if you liked-

(sequel to Hands All Over) Having just a little bit of something good can be dangerous. Sometimes, it simply isn't enough. -Story completed/C&C appreciated/Please leave a review if you liked-

Recently, Rei and Shinji took in Asuka as one of their own. Now the three are about to get intimate in more than a few ways. Anonymously requested, contains fem!Shinji, AU content, futas, and LOTS of boobage!

(One-Shot) (Sequel to The Great Snowball Battle) When faced with the knowledge that two close friends are going to try and deepen their relationship into something more, most people would wish them well on their date and leave it at that, maybe ask them about it after the deed is done; But most people are not Mari Illustrious Makinami.

Shinji and Asuka are college roommates, but will their fear of the potential consequences of a relationship stop them from taking the one chance they both so desperately want to take? COMPLETE

Different schools teach this subject in different ways. This is one possible way that Hogwarts may tackle the subject

Begins just before the first task of the tournament. What ramifications do an injured Harry and a worried Hermione create? Can the love they eventually share survive Harry's impending battles with Voldemort? How different would the story have been if Harry had not immediately forgiven Ron? M Rating for violence, and smut in later chapters.

The Angel War is over and past. Shinji and Asuka survived thanks to each other, and now are enjoying the benefits of saving the world: Getting to live in it. But Asuka has one last deep secret to reveal... one that will bind them together even more.

The Yellow Book Of LoL Lemons is a collective of different smutty one-shots! One chapter, one pairing. Female champions so far: Sona, Lux, Katarina, Elise, Leona, Cassiopeia, Karma, Caitlyn, Vi, Sivir, Ashe, Miss Fortune and FemVeigar. New chapter featuring Miss Fortune (again)! Feel free to review or contact me!

After two years, the mugiwara pirates are navigating on the vast sea again. But Luffy and Nami discover another way of enjoy their trip and soon they became addicted to it...

Inspired by EternalBlaze5, here is my own collection of the beautiful, otp, NaLu smuts. Please enjoy!

"Well, I thought you wouldn't want Misato wondering why you have a raging goddamn erection camped out in your pants," she said, trying to press her lips together to keep from laughing, twirling a piece of hair of her fingers. Asuka Langley was going to be the death of Shinji Ikari.

[Post 3.33]After the world narrowly escaped a 4th Impact, Shinji Ikari is broken. Asuka Shikinami must take charge and lead both him and the confused 'Rei Ayanami' across a vast wasteland to the place the Lilin can get them.

What do you get when you mix; Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, the Weasley twins, two marauders, a dungeon bat, a strange Ravenclaw, a true Gryffindor, and two demons? You get shit done! A grey fanfiction; smut, violence, and jokes galore. Dumbledore and Ron bashing.

11 years after his disappearance the Third Child has been located in Europe. As Misato is sent by NERV to retrieve him she doesn't find a young week willed boy and instead she finds a surgically modified, highly trained and experienced killing machine wearing the skin of a 14 year old child. Will Shinji stay a lethal weapon? Or become something more? M for Violence and adult themes

Shinji Ikari holds the key to stopping the threat of extinction by the Angels. Everything is fair game: targets of opportunity, misdirection, and Total War. Survival is not guaranteed. You have (NOT) been warned.

REUPLOAD. Original post date: 10/8/11. In the aftermath of Rei's devasting impact, Shinji and Asuka must make difficult decisions regarding the only other person left in the world.

(One-Shot) (AU) Winter is here, with its deep layers of snow coating the city. And what a better way to greet it than with a huge snowball battle in the outskirts of town? It's simple fun, right? What could possibly go wrong for one Shinji Ikari?

First part of a multi-part story of an AU where Shinji is not the wimp and Asuka is not a demon to him. Instead they find comfort in each other as danger looms prior to the Angel War. Characters from Full Metal Panic will be involved in Shinji's upbringing. See full summary inside. ShinjixAsuka other parings maybe. Rated M for Language Sex and Violence (or Sax and Violins?)

Collection of oneshots/bunny attacks filled with Harmony. Obviously various disclaimers will be within individual stories but generically speaking, AU, HHr.

In the Shokugeki Universe... there are just too many beautiful girls to only pick one. Even minor characters need love too! So why not just choose them all? Soma Harem Challenge! Lets Do It! Soma X ALL Girls. Please read on own accord. RATED M!

The Straw-hat Pirates are currently resting at a resort. What will happen to Luffy if Nami get into the summer mood and start being sexually aggressive with him? WARNING Lemons!

On the night before Christmas, Chopper sneaks away from his bed in hopes of meeting the jolly St. Nicholas, but ends up getting a lot more than he bargained for. The only thing certain is that Sanji...probably won't be pleased with it.

After Dressrosa, the the Straw Hat's and Heart pirates decide to lay low in a reef after Doflamingo's defeat was made known throughout the world, but the night after they leave, Nami finds herself having trouble sleeping. She soon finds out she's not the only one. Luffy x Nami

What happens when the fourteenth Angel, Zeruel is actually...Cupid? And Cupid's trapped in Shinji's mind after EVA-01 ate him? And Cupid decided to turn Shinji's mopey life upside down? The result is happiness, love, and a new spine for Shinji. ShinjixAsuka. Disclaimer: I'm didn't make this fanfic. All belong to StrikeFiss.

Grudgingly, the Barbarian King bent his knee, and pledged his life to the Frost Archer. His past, his present, his sword all rejected her... Yet he found himself as her equal.

"Within these four walls, there's no Saibas, Nakiris, shokugekis. Only You and me" . Souma x Erina. Warning: slight bad language and sexual content.

Harry, Hermione, and Luna enjoy some lemony goodness together. Like a whole freaking barrel full of lemons.

With Voldemort gone and Harry back at the only place he ever thought of as 'home', life is finally starting to calm down. That is, until a potion goes wrong and he finds himself with the psyche of a beast...a beast that wants to claim Hermione for its own. Can Harry learn to control it in time? Lemons. HPxHG (Little OoC)

Sequel to SOA: Through pain, through hurt; through happiness, through love. Shinji and Asuka had it all, and then they lost it all. Third Impact has ended, and now, Shinji and Asuka must grow to love each other as they once did from a time forgotten.

A Harmony fic featuring a marriage law. One morning at breakfast the lives of a large chunk of Hogwarts students are changed forever. How will they cope? Will there be a happily ever after or will relationships fall apart? not canon, AU, no horcruxes, not so nice to Ron but seeking redemption for him. I apologize for a poor summary. Prologue offers more details about the story.

[FINISHED]"Ryuuji!" The girl cried, her feet cold and hurting from running on the pavement. It was all over. Suddenly, a gentle voice appeared behind her. "I'm right here." The boy said. Picks up from episode 19, but stretches over a long period of time eventually. Ryuuji never goes to the christmas party, and it changes his and Taiga's lives forever.

"Nami." He began voice serious. She looked up then, wondering what's gotten her Captain so somber. He was looking at her with that unwavering stare. "Get pregnant now." He said with a huge grin on his face.

A new Island with a new challenge! But it is a love challenge and the winner gets 1 million Beli... Who will Nami choose for a temporarily boyfriend? And does Nami want to see him as a real boyfriend?

Asuka and Shinji, behind closed doors. One-shot. I may do another if the audience wishes it so!

KatxGaren short. Katarina returns from a long journey to the small piece of peace she and Garen managed to find several years ago. Rather soft, mellow characters compared to previous stories.

Bits and pieces that we either never developed, cut from stories, or simply gave up on. Ideas we lost interest. some similar pieces, parts we have decided to post. If you want to borrow any of them to use then do so with our blessings.

A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.

Misato finds a way to help Shinji and Asuka unwind. A short one shot that grew out of a reddit writing prompt.

Wit Asia out-cold, Issei is free to have some fun when Irina and Xenovia come into his room during the Kyoto trip. My second story, a Issei x Xenovia x Irina LEMON.

What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.

In a better world, perhaps different choices could've been made. In a better world, perhaps catastrophes could've been prevented. In a better world, perhaps things could've been different between us. A retelling of Neon Genesis Evangelion in which different decisions are made, and different actions are taken, ultimately changing the final outcome. (Story begins on Episode 8)

Post-Time Skip. Nami begrudgingly realizes after all this time that she is and has been in love with Luffy. Unfortunately for Sanji, she comes up with a devious plan to express her feelings to him involving mealtimes. Will it backfire? Typical fuzzy Mugiwara tropes that we all love and general hilarity. Somehow, Robin knows Luffy will have the last laugh...poor Nami.

The day you turn eighteen is the point in your life most people consider the ascent into adulthood. Shinji's birthday is just around the corner, but for him and Asuka, adulthood may happen sooner. Contains Lemon!

Ami has invited everyone to her villa over the summer again. But a fight enthuses between the Tiger and the Dragon and maybe, things just might change for the best. One-shot.

A trip to an onsen after the Angel battle inside Mt. Asama sounds like a good idea, right? Thing is, for two pilots, that doesn't exactly include a night's sleep... -Story completed/C&C appreciated/Please leave a review if you liked-

Hermione vanished after the war ended. Five years on and Harry, alone and haunted by the memory of the night they spent together, is coming to visit after learning she is alive and living in Sydney Australia. Lemon warning!

Asuka and Shinji skip school on the very day that the 9th Angel attacks. The fallout from this action sets in motion a change of heart and direction for the two lonely Pilots. Enjoy... I hope! Rated M for language and lemony content. And a crap summary!

A few one-shot scenes I opted not to write into the original work. Lemons, gruesome violence. You. Are. Warned. All characters depicted herein are assumed to be eighteen (18) years of age; no exceptions.

ONESHOT Based on the song by Lily Allen. Harry and Hermione share an intimate moment after finally revealing their feelings for each other. Set in 6th year, so it's all legal! Please R&R

An angry Harry Potter is a deadly Harry Potter. Anger him at your own peril. A response to ChAOtiC ReApEr's Joined Souls challenge. HP/HG

Hermione catches Ron cheating, she turns to her best friend Harry for comfort. Does she find what she has been looking for all along? Ron and Ginny bashing.Drama and kick ass Harry, takes no crap from anyone. Romance and light lemons.

After being forced to run from Ganondorf, Zelda loses herself within the disguise of Sheik. Now driven by anger and loss. But she is called upon by the Goddesses to guide Link as he works to free the six sages; finding new allies and healing along the way. First chapter is a Flashback which you can skip if you know the game. Female Sheik x Link pairing. Completed 1/15/13. Finally!

The time Luffy learned what a woman's 'time of the month' was, is something that the crew will remember clearly for a long time. LuNa, post-Thriller Bark, pre-Saobody Archipelago.

Hermione woke with a gasp. She suddenly felt she couldn't breath and her body felt as if it was on fire. Something was telling her she had to get to Harry. What could be going on? Read to find out. AU, slight OOC, HP/HG LEMONS, takes place after GOF

This is the sad documentary of one man's fight for freedom in a female dominated environment and his search for self respect and ultimately love. Not for the weak hearted.

Harry and Hermione are seen as the most boring couple among their peers, and Hermione is determined to prove them wrong. AU. HarryHermione.

After Asuka teases Shinji and goes to far, the two pilots relationship changes. It's physical now but will it stay that way or grow into something more? Rating for Sexual content and mature language.

Songfic based on the lyrics of the song "Iris" by the Goo Goo Dolls. Asuka is suffering a breakdown, but still pushes help away. Can Shinji get through to the girl inside of her? One-shot, non-canon, OOC. Rated M to be safe. Sequel to "AKA What a Life!".

Shinji used to think of himself as a throwaway human. However when he met a certain red headed German who had a personality that could curdle milk he started to discover what purpose he had for living on this planet. Slight OOC with Shinji. R&R

Shinji and Asuka have known each other since before they could remember, but they never seem to get along. However, with a school so obsessed with Valentines Day, and feelings long suppressed now surfacing, they may be able to Discover there Love.

When people said that the most weirdest things happen on Halloween, Hermione never expected any of those weird things to happen to her. - Harry X Hermione. One shot.

Luffy proves that he's learned more than meets the eye over those past two years. NamixLuffy

Luffy has a dept to pay to the greedy navigator. What is the dept going to be and why did she know a way to pay it after Luffy accidently entered the bathroom with her sitting in the bath, naked? Rated T LuNa M-Rated chapter is Now Up! Two-shot!

Shinji's music player breaks, leading to a musical, magical journey of self discovery, personal growth, and teaching Pen Pen how to drive.

What will happen when Harry & Hermione spend time together on a tropical island? Hermione/Harry pairing. Rated for later content.

The kiss shared between Shinji and Asuka ends up having an interesting side effect...

Luffy and Nami start liking each other after 2 years and confess to each other… Their lust and heat grows, but everyone keeps disturbing them! – Bit M-Rated. Getting more M-Rated in story progress! Request from sambharie.

After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Nami and Luffy did a wish...But Nami has to be carefull what she wish for... What happens with Luffy, and what happens with her? sexual content...a bit...

When an EVA goes berserk, It gradually creates a bond with it's pilot. What happens when the pilot's emotions are reflected by an EVA? M for my graphic mind and some mature imagery.

Hermione seeks a friend when things turn south in her marriage to Ron. What she doesn't expect is what happens between her and Harry! Ron and Ginny bashing... *sorry i suck at these*

My contribution to the "Rampant Plot Bunny" files... H/Hr, rating for language

Asuka decides to write down her feelings.

A Section 2 agent is thrown into the mix. Action! Intrigue! Romance! Voyeurism? Can Shinji and Asuka sort things out or will they push each other away? Now with 100% more final chapter!

Asuka pushes Shinji too far, causing him to snap and lash out at her violently. Will she be able to win back his trust... and love? 6/5/09 Update: back again after a long unintentional absence. Let's see if I can pick up where I left off, eh?

What were Gendo's thoughts after Shinji's heroic action? And what if an unexpected element arrives to shake up things in Tokyo-3? The element being a new breed of lawman known simply as a Highwayman. Rating bumped up to M due to lemony content.

Asuka/Shinji, drabble. Schadenfreude - n. - pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. And, yet, he always went back for more. Review!

Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.

Collection of oneshots featuring mostly Harry and Hermione. HPHG

An explosion in the girls' locker room leads to all hell breaking loose. At least, for Shinji, that is. I believe this is what is called a crack fic. Enjoy.

Set during episode 8: The water washes over her and the competition races past, yet Taiga Aisaka turns around for the one person who wholly believes in her.

What happens when Shinji can't take Asuka's behaviour anymore? Read and find out. ShinjiXAsuka pairing. Rated M for explicit scenes/coarse language. Please R&R. Chapters 1-7 have been rewritten. Chapters 8 & onward to be rewritten.

What happens when the last two people on Earth can't stand each other?

Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.

There is a secret at NERV; a secret no one wants to get out. How does this secret connect to the new girl in town? And how will this girl affect Shinji and Asuka's lives, as well as the whole of NERV and Tokyo 3?

The experience of Instrumentality has left its mark on Shinji and Asuka.

RETURNING STORY! What was it like as Shinji and Asuka went through puberty? I wonder...

A fight with Ron and a whole bottle of firewhiskey later, and Harry and Hermione are getting a little more intimate than they had planned. On Harry's living room couch. Oneshot. Explicit sex. Read and Review :

A Shinji x Asuka slice of life fanfic based on the alternate universe in episode 26 and presented like episodes in a TV show. C&C appreciated as this is my first Evangelion fanfic. Now 100% more complete!

Shinji had reached a new low after killing Kaworu. With an estranged Misato, a catatonic Asuka and a Rei he cannot face, Shinji meets a man who would give him the gift of divine intervertion...for his own personal use!

Short Sum. A change against the 7th angel, twists,turns,fights AxS, Major OOC, WAFF later. M for language,violence,sensual situations, and some comedy thrown in. Back in action after some time off. New chapter explains a bit. R&R

Asuka makes Rei come over to Misato's apartment after seeing how run down her place is. Rei ask Shinji if he likes one of them. He cowards away to his room. ShinjixAsukaxRei

Another fanfic with AxS pairing. AU, slight OOC. Shinji's got amnesia and Asuka helps him out, sort of. Read to find out more IM BACK AND READY FOR MORE

Misato comes home to find Shinji and Asuka having an interesting experience in the bathroom. Read and review. Oneshot.

Breakfast at the apartment shared by Shinji, Asuka, and Rei gets interesting. Oneshot sequel to the Great War. Good lemon threeway action! SxRxA

Story is set after third impact. What happens to Asuka and Shinji after they wake up on the beach? AxS WAFF. Complete.

Cliché: Phrase, expression, or idea that has been overused to the point of losing it's intended force or novelty, especially when at some time it was considered distinctively forceful or novel. It is generally used in a negative context. Ch. 4 Up. Finito!

Shinji's confidence comes and goes, just like the wind. During 15th Angel period and after. [Shinji x Asuka] [Kaworu x Rei]

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

Asuka realizes how dependible Shinji is when he comes to her aid over Kaji after being attacked on the street.

Two years after Third Impact the world is repairing, and Shinji is living with his surrogate family in a house by the lakeside. But when Asuka discovers a fear of Shinji's, she's determined to make him overcome it. SxA, various pairings. Epilogue is up

AxS. It has become a trust issue. Asuka was almost honest when she said she loved him. Almost. But will she say it again? Complete.

It's Mother's Day, but many in Tokyo 3 have nothing but faded memories of their Mothers to cherish. Rated M for brief but strong language.

Their search for the Horcruxes begins. Harry and Hermione find themselves stuck at a rundown hotel for the night. What—ahem—entertaining things will they get up to? A witherwings contest submission. HHr. Oneshot.

Formerly a one shot. Now following a wave of inspiration extended. SA pairing.

Shinji faces pain and suffering on Asuka's behalf when the pair get kidnapped. OneShot. ShinjiAsuka. Rating may not be accurate.

Ever wonder why Shinji's so attached to his SDAT? And what's on that tape, anyway? Asuka begins to wonder these same things after Shinji is absorbed by Unit01... Set during episodes 20 and after.

Harry and Hermione's unspoken game leads to some interesting situations. HHr, One-shot.

The End didn't come...but the one who stopped it disappeared. Three years later, a certain redhead receives a peculiar package... -Story completed/C&C appreciated/Please leave a review if you liked-

Shinji saves Asuka from the 15th Angel, but does she want to be saved? Proof that, as a SxR fan, I can still write for SxA Shinji x Asuka

What happens when Shinji starts to grow a spine, A SA fic with humor in it, PG13 for language, ITS DONE

Sometimes we need help with setting our lives straight.

The girls of Shinji's class turns on him as a potential boyfriend, and the competition is brutal. Upgraded to 'R' due to too much lime *Chapter 5 uploaded at last!

Shinji x Asuka [COMPLETED] Shinji confesses to Asuka that he loves her, but is his love enough to break down the shield around Asuka? And why do horrifying dreams keep surfacing?