Name: Rekka (I tell you it really is!)

Age: I am now seventeen. Yay me.

Sex/Gender: Female, and proud of it!

My residence is the United States, and it sucks. No offense to you people who actually like it, but I rather live in Australia or Japan, that would be a whole lot better.

Things I like: cats, anime, manga, blood, being shocked, walking in the rain, sneezing, cereal, popcorn shrimp, my grandma's chicken and rice, chocolate puddin', other stuff ...

I dislike: cold weather, large crowds, cheese, certain people who I will not mention, the shine of the sun, annoying people, other stuff ...

Things I like to do: read, eat chocolate pudding, learn japanese, write, draw, tease Death-san about her height, tease pretty much anybody, creep people out, make confused people even more confused

Best friends:Winter of Death and Despair, who apparently doesn't wish to be called by her real name, so here I shall call her Death-san, Sarah-chan, Brian-kun, and Justin

Fav shows or whatever and my fav charactors:
Inuyasha - Sango, Sesshomaru, Miroku, Naraku, Kirara, Jinkotsu, Koga, Hiten, Jaken (I have a Jaken plushie!)
Fruits Basket - Kyo, Ayame, Shigure, Haru, Hatori, Momiji, Arisa, Kakeru, Kureno, Kazuma
YuYu Hakusho - Hiei (by the way, he is my all time fav character. He's just so totally awesome! I love every single thing about him!), Kurama, Youko, Yusuke, Jin, Touya, Kuwabara, Botan, Shizuru, Karasu
Full Metal Alchemist - Edward, Alphonse, Roy, Maes (I cried like crazy when he died), Riza, Armstrong
Codename:KND - Wally, Hoagie, Abigal, Nigel, Kuki, Father
Naruto - Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, Gaara, Iruka, Lee, Neji, Kiba, Gai, Temari, Itachi, Orochimaru (even though he has a creepy tongue), Chouji, Shikamaru, Shino, Hinata, Jiraiya, Tsunade
Scryed - Cougar, Kazuma, Ryoho
Teen Titans - Raven, Beast Boy, Slade
Harry Potter - Draco, Ron, Fred, George, Harry (but I hate him when he gets really whiny), Albus (she killed him! I can't believe it!), Severus, James, Sirius, Minerva
Avatar: Zuko, Sokka, Aang, Katara, Toph, Iroh
Kingdom Hearts - Axel (my fav game char.), Roxas, Riku, Xemnas (Mansex!), Demyx, Saix, Xigbar, Goofy, Seifer, ViVi, Hayner, Larxene, Marluxia, Luxord, Xaldin, Zexion, Vexen

Fav couples:
Inuyasha - Miroku/Sango, Sesshomaru/Rin, Koga/Kagome (its cute how he's so sweet to her), Shippo/Souten, Koga/Ayame, Naraku/Sesshomaru
Yu Yu Hakusho- Hiei/Botan, Kuwabara/Yukina, Touya/Yukina, Kurama/Hiei
Fruits Basket - Kyo/Arisa (they both act so tough), Kyo/Tohru, Haru/Yuki, Hatori/Ayame/Shigure (I blame this on Death-san), Kureno/Arisa, Yuki/Kakeru, Yuki/Machi, Kyo/Yuki
FMA - Ed/Winry, Roy/Riza, Roy/Maes
KND - Wally/Kuki, Nigel/Abigel
Naruto - Sasuke/Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka, Naruto/Hinata, Kiba/Hinata, Gaara/Lee, Gai/Lee (I admit that this is a little creepy), Shikamaru/Temari, Kankuro/Kiba, Orochimaru/Jiraiya
Scryed - Cougar/Mimori, Ryoho/Mimori
Teen Titans- Beast Boy/Raven, Robin/Raven
Harry Potter - Harry/Ron, Draco/Harry, and Severus/Sirius (which strikes me as interesting ...), James/Lily, Albus/Minerva, Lucius/Severus, Severus/Lily, Sirius/James
Avatar: Zuko/Katara, Zuko/Aang, Zuko/Sokka (I make Zuko a whore ...)
Kingdom Hearts - Axel/Roxas (my fav couple), Xemnas/Saix, Xigbar/Demyx, Xaldin/Xigbar, Riku/Sora, Zexion/Demyx

Quotes:
"In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away."
-Shing Xiong

"Most people think life sucks, and then you die. Not me. I beg to differ. I think life sucks, then you get cancer, then your dog dies, your wife leaves you, the cancer goes into remission, you get a new dog, you get remarried, you owe ten million dollars in medical bills but you work hard for thirty five years and you pay it back and then one day you have a massive stroke, your whole right side is paralyzed, you have to limp along the streets and speak out of the left side of you mouth and drool but you go into rehabilitation and regain the power to walk and the power to talk and then one day you step off a curb at Sixty-seventh Street and BANG you get hit by a city bus and then you die. Maybe."
~Denis Leary

"So tell me, how does it feel to live in a constant haze of stupidity?"
~Hiei talking to Kuwabara

"The memories of my family outings are still a source of strength to me. I remember we'd all pile into the car - I forget what kind it was - and drive and drive. I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think there was some trees there. The smellof something was strong in the air as we played whatever sport we played. I remember a bigger, older guy we called 'Dad'. We'd eat some stuff, or not, and then I think we went home. I guess some things never leave you."
~Jack Handley

"I guess out of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear."
~Jack Handley

"If you're willing to jump ... we're willing to watch you hit the ground."

"See that crafty being in the shadows? Well, I'm the devious looking one next to him pretending to be a bush."

Remember, kids: Only you can prevent forest fires... unless they're started by lightning, because who in the hell can stop a bolt of lightning?

"If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."
-Jack Handey

"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me."
-Jack Handey

"In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went to church; the Jews called it 'Hanukkah' and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say 'Merry Christmas!' or 'Happy Hanukkah!' or (to the atheists) 'Look out for the wall!'"
-Dave Barry

"After the meek inherit the earth, I think we should just kick their butts and take it from them."
-Jim Rosenburg

"Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling cement over my car, encasing me inside and leaving me to slowly fall into an oxygen-deprived coma, from which I awaken five years later to find my wife remarried to my best friend. But then I think maybe I'm just being paranoid, because what are the odds of that happening again?"
-Jack Handy

"I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe."
-Jack Handy

"Sure, your guilt might force you to vote Democrat, but secretly deep down inside you long for the Republicans to lower your taxes, ignore the poor, brutalize prisoners, dictate what goes on in your bedrooms and rule you with an iron fist."
-Sideshow Bob

"In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks."
-Scott Adams

"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little."
-Porterfield

"Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about."
-Sam Ewing

"Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says "You." After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done."
-Jack Handey

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."
-Jack Handey

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."
-Jack Handey

"I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he's throwing up, is not what I call hospitality."
-Jack Handey

"Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick."
-Jack Handey

"One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. 'Oh, no,' I said. 'Disneyland burned down.' He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
-Jack Handey

Hmm ... I think that's it. Well, I hope you enjoy my story/stories (I only have one right now, but more will come soon! ... maybe ... I just need to be inspired to write again!)