Hello, and welcome!

I do not write stories, so if you are here, it is most likely because I have either flamed you, or flamed a story that you have read. I am dreadfully sorry for any hurt feelings I may have caused.

Then again, I don't feel sorry. Misuse of the English language is entirely unacceptable. If you are going to be a writer, then you should be able to use correct grammar and punctuation. Being the MysteriousFlamer, I flame stories that I believe are utterly unfit to be on this website. Either that, or they have many mistakes that I may find unsuitable.Sheese! It's sad to say, but all of you people make me work too hard!

My Pet Peeves on FF.net:

When people say they are horrible at summaries. What do you thinkthat makes us feel about your writing? Is it just as bad? No one will waste their time even opening the link. It's the sad truth.

Incorrect grammar/punctuation/use of words. For verification, see above.

When people write very stupid reviews. For example; "OMG! That story was absolutely fantastic! I can't waituntil you update!" Most people might not think there is anything wrongwith that review. I, on the other hand, do. The whole review system is to give constructive critisicm to struggling writers. I am harsh with my reviews, but face it; It's a harsh world. My reviews help people, not make their ego swell to the size of a third-world country.

These are things I will be looking for in stories to flame. If your less-than-mediocrestory consists of one or more of theseelements, then I suggest you watch out.Sometimes I can be nasty. It's not my fault if you post stories on the internet that are unworthy of people's time and energy to read.

Now, if you wish to complain in anyway to me about a horrible flame I have given, please e-mail me. I will be very happy to e-mail you back and tell you what a complete dunce you are. Have fun flipping patties at Burger King when you are older!