Got all these from other people's profiles! ;D

A lil bit 'bout me, yadda, yadda. I'm MG, I like to read, I like to write, I'm a nerd, yadda yadda. K, done. Lol. :P

1.You have $10 and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What would you buy? Er…maybe a soda (preferably Sprite! ;D) and a Blow Pop? Perfect weekend treats! LOL! ^_^

2.If you could be in any movie, what movie would it be? OOOH, tough one. Either MJ’s This Is It, Zombieland, or any of the Toy Story trilogy! :D Then again, I also would like to be in Harry Potter…x3.

3. Who's your favourite redhead? Jessie the Yodelin’ Cowgirl! DER!

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP? Most likely pancakes. Good ole pancakes.

5. Last book you read? MICHAEL JACKSON – The Magic, The Madness, The Whole Story

6. Describe your mood with one word. LOL, uh, I’ll guess: bored? ^_^

7. Describe the last time you were injured. Hmm…I nearly drowned in the ocean! Does that count?

8. Do you like animals? I love animals!

9. Rock concert or symphony? Symphony fer sure. LOLJK, rock concert!!!!! WOOT!

11. Favourite soft drink? Pepsi or Sprite :3

12. What type of shirt are you wearing? Fruit Ninja one. (LOL, I’m such a nerd)

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be? Either plane or MOTORCYCLE! –vroom vroom-

14. Most recent film you have watched in theatres? Kung-Fu Panda 2! It was positively awesome sauce, but no spoilers here! ;3

15. Name an actor/actress/singer/cartoon character you have had a crush on: Er, there’s a lot…LOL. Well, for my actor crush, it’s definitely Johnny Depp. Singer=Michael Jackson. Cartoon character= either DJ or Alejandro from TDI/A/WT, or Cyborg from Teen Titans. I was one weird little kid.

16. What's your favourite kind of cake? IDK. :3

17. What did you have for dinner last night? Hmm…..corn dogs…I think.

18. Look to your left, what do you see? The window….:/

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nopeeee.

20. Favourite toy as a child? I dunno...

21. Are you currently crushing on someone? Er….maybeeee?

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back? Probably talking about what a freak I am, LOL! But I don’t care:D

23. When's the last time you had gummy worms? Eugh, I hate gummy stuff. Including gummy bears. Dx I’m probably going to be hated for that. LOL.

24. What's your favourite fruit? B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel? LOLz yea—no.

26. Do you like running long distances? Kinda sorta, but I usually end up collapsing halfway through. :P

27. Have you ever eaten snow? LOL yeah, it tasted like some kind of slushee. Without flavor.

28. What colour are your bedsheets? Horrifingly purple.

29. What's your favourite flower? Blood red roses! :D

30. Do you do ballet? No. Just…NO.

31. Do you listen to classical music? in your head? No, LOL, I normally listen to MJ in my head.

33. Do you watch SpongeBob? Heck yeah! xD

34. What temperature is it outside right now? Dunno, I’d prefer not to go outside and check.

35. Do people consider you smart? Oh—some people, yeah. They call me ‘genius’, but I hate it! Dx

37. Are you signed on AIM? Nope.

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together? Lol no, but I’ve tried taping my mouth shut with regular tape.

41. What time do you go to bed? Either really, really, really late or/really, really, really early.

42. What CD is currently in your CD player? Don’t have one.

43. What film do you know every line to? Zombieland, definitely.

44. What is your favourite salad dressing? Classic ranch, baby!

46. What family member/friend lives the furthest away from you? Idk.

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? They never do, but they ALWAYS misspell it!

50. Do you watch college football? Nah, I’m more of a basketball person.

51.Did you notice some of the questions missing? Yea—wait, what? No….

52. Did you just check to make sure? Guilty as charged. LOL.

1. FIRST NAME: Nope, sorry, it’s classified. Just call me Monkee.

2. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? First name belongs to me, and me only. Middle name is named after my dear old great grandpop, who recently passed away. I love and miss yew, Pop!

3. SIBLING NAMES: Can’t tell, as much as I’d like to. :P

4. WHEN DID YOU LAST CRY? Er….today because I was laughing so hard? I dunno, I never keep track, I’m a huge crybaby! LOL!

5. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDS? Er, I guess… My fingers are so chunky though! D:

6. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCHMEAT? Anything edible. I will eat anything nonedible too! X3 I’m being dead serious, too. Lol.

7. KIDS? No WAY.

8. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Maybe, LOL, but I’m too much of a lone wolf/freak.

9. DO YOU HAVE A JOURNAL? I used to, but I never use it anymore.

10. DO YOU USE SARCASM A LOT? I’m betting you know the answer to this one.

11. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Nope, I got ‘em removed some time ago.

12. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? NO WAY. I’d be crying, screaming, and running away from the cord. LOL.

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Frosted Flakes, Captain Crunch, or Reeces! :D

14. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU REMOVE THEM? No way! I kick ‘em off and send ‘em flying. :P

15. DO YOU THINK YOU ARE STRONG? Kinda. I can definetly hurt somebody.

16. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR? Vanilla!

17. SHOE SIZE? I dunno, nor would I want to say.

18. RED OR PINK? RED!!!!!!

19. WHAT IS THE LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOU?: How lazy and slothish I am. Curse my laziness.

20. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? My Gramps, who recently passed away. :X I don’t care to talk about, so go to Question 2.

21. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO PUT THIS IN THERE PROFILE? I don’t care, their choice.

22. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? Blue capris and bare feet.

23. LAST THING YOU ATE? A TWINKIE! (Jealous much, Tallahassee? –wink-)

24. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Nothin’ but the clock tickin’.

25. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Vivid blue, fire red, or stormy black.

26. FAVORITE SMELL? Gasoline. I know that’s weird, LOL, but I don’t go around sniffing it! I just like the smell!

27. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? My best friend. :X

28. FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE YOU ARE ATTRACTED TO? I dunno…maybe eyes or personality?

29. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Copied and pasted! :P

30. FAVORITE DRINK? Sprite, Shirley Temple, or Pepsi

31. FAVORITE SPORT? Basketball takes the crown!

32. EYE COLOR? Brown, but I’ve been told they have tints of green, so I really dunno.

33. HAT SIZE? Too big.

34. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Nope, but I wear glasses…

35. FAVORITE FOOD? Too many to name.

36. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDING? Both.

37. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED AT THE MOVIE THEATRE? Kung-Fu Panda 2! Ska-doossshhh!

38. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ARTICLE OF CLOTHING? Pile of gym shorts! :D

39. SUMMER OR WINTER? Eh, I really prefer both.

40. HUGS OR KISSES? Lol, I’m going with both once more.

41. FAVORITE DESSERT? Twinkies!!!

42. FAVORITE WORD? Derp. No other comment needed.

‘A sign was placed on the lawn in front of the homestead at 2300 Jackson Street: WELCOME HOME JACKSON FIVE; KEEPERS OF THE DREAM.’

Nothing but air. ^_^

Teen Wolf. I guess.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

12:45

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

12:39

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

My dog fart. (Weird, but true)

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Ur, five hours ago? Hanging out with a bud. X3

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Random fanfics! :D

9. What are you wearing?

._. capris? And a fruit ninja FAIL shirt….?

10. Did you dream last night?

Yup, but I can’t remember what..

11. When did you last laugh?

Right now, cuz my dog farted and it was funnily loud.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Stuff.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

Besides dogs farting? Nothing much….

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Eh, not bad. It helps me stay awake! :D

15. What is the last film you saw?

Kung Fu Panda 2! WOOT!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The Toy Story franchise, Zombieland, Harry Potter…xD

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I’m a super nerd!

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Rid everyone of racial slurs! D:

19. Do you like to dance?

Yeah, very fun and entertaining, especially when people are watching you when you don’t know it.

20. George Bush:

Did he live on the ground? –lame attempt at terrible pun-

1. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Jessie, Sam, Alex, or Midnight

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Michael, Jermaine, Mark, or Tom (out of pure boredness)

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe. :/

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the "pearly gates"?

“Welcome, madam, would you like to go to the Never Never land central, where Michael Jackson resides?”

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
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