Always pillage before you burn. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel, of course that light is usually an on-coming train that's going to squash you flat. Money can't buy you friends, but it can buy you a better class of enemies. You can't hide brcolli in a glass of milk. Never pet a burning dog. Life ain't fair, get a helmet. You know you're getting old when you get the same rush from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Never wear polka dotted underwear underneath white shorts. Words to live by...