So, wanna read all about me? No?

Too bad, you have to.

Or don't. I don't really care either way.

Umm...my stories are stupid...I have another pen name that I'm not going to tell you...and I'm pretty strange. Wanna know my statistical thingies? Oh well, I'm putting them here.

Likes: The Calling, my guitars, my dog (even though he only likes me 'cause I feed him), Alex Band's hair (YAY), fencing, A&A's BODIES (still, no one really knows if I'm kidding or not)

Dislikes: My aunt, people that wear thongs (yes, this does apply to you), my school, enormously fat people that I always end up sitting next to on rollercoasters/planes/buses etc., my stalkers

Is afraid of: My aunt, the Florida geckos, Pamela Anderson

Is obsessed with: My food not touching on my plate when I eat, Alex's red jacket

Well, that's everything YOU guys need to know about me. So now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be stealing Alex Band's jacket. Later.