Deadpool receives a job as Argus Filch's Assistant Caretaker at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Features much insanity, hijinks, bedlam, and shameless destruction of the fourth wall, all brought to you by everyone's favorite mercenary. Pure insidious crack. The fifth and final year of this adventure begins in September 2019. You may not survive the experience.

Welcome to the continuation of Raising Snape! Professor Snape has raised Harry and survived the battle of Hogwarts only to be de-aged in a potions accident and is now the ward of Harry Potter, who is on the verge of adulthood. A nine-year-old Snape is a bitter and scared young boy, can Harry handle raising him? warnings: spanking, AU, talk of abuse and trauma.

"Something's wrong with me." "Why do you say that?" Why had she said that? Was she referring to what happened just now, or who her father was? Both, she decided. Heat pulsed away from her, and she looked down the corridor as every candle was extinguished. She let out a rattling breath that ghosted away from her. Turning back to him in the half light, "That's why," she breathed.

Dumbledore is dead. Bellatrix is back. And Voldemort is ready. Draco Malfoy faces his most difficult challenges to date when Voldemort realizes that there is a traitor among the Death Eaters. Will the Hallows and Fawkes the phoenix be enough to save Draco? Or must he pull out the last of his guts to take down the Dark Lord? Disclaimer: I'm not J.K. Rowling so HP isn't mine.