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Author has written 2 stories for Assassin's Creed, and Doctor Who. Hi I'm Kid Random. And I write Humor but I also write lots and lots of porn I mean wholesome stories. |
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1247 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Cheers To a New Life by Tora-Star reviews
Sweden could only find a job as a Kindergarten teacher and the famous Kirkland's little Peter happens to be enrolled into his class. But it is not Mr. Arthur Kirkland who is picking Peter up, it's this angel with the greatest ass Berwald's ever seen. M4LC
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 47 - Words: 94,549 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 616 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Sweden, Finland
The Journal My Love Forgot by psycho neko-chan reviews
The account of Alois Racine and his time spent in the cellars of the Florbelle estate. Possible crack later due to Rps, but worth reading nonetheless. M for disturbing imagery. Takes place in Amnesia: Justine/possibly The Dark Descent. R and R please? ;-;
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 5,218 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 6/24/2011
Meine Freunde by Special Agent FUNK reviews
A collection of one-shots about the things Wesker, Krauser and HUNK are up to when they aren't working. Insanity, chaos and destruction ensued. Complete, unless I suddenly get inspired to write something new.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,249 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Complete
A Mask and a Mind by Elerick reviews
A master of fear, a weaver of riddles, and intimate moments between them. A collection of slash stories too small or simple on their own. More to come. Ratings and themes will vary.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,871 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/18/2012 - J. Crane/Scarecrow, Edward N./The Riddler
The Wild Rose's Thorn by MsBarrows reviews
Morrigan teaches Jowan shapeshifting magic so the nervous mage can better hide himself in mage-unfriendly places. With good timing, as the very next place they visit is Redcliffe Castle to revive the Arl. Rated M for m/m smutty bits. An Arren & Co. story.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,616 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Alistair, Jowan - Complete
We started drowning by Adam Hunt reviews
Dave flips out. Hal flips out. Anger. Love. Sex. I'm bad at descriptions. Multi-chaptered
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Otacon/Hal E., S. Snake
Obligations by Blanketspace reviews
Fenris is taken to Anders clinic after a long standing battle with bandits gone wrong. He is taken aback by Anders dedication to his work and support on life. Leaving him questioning his own thoughts on the man himself. Random prompt fill on tumblr PWP
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Fenris, Anders - Complete
Punishment by dovekiie reviews
Daniel disobeyed Alexander during a ritual and must pay the price. Mature content, oneshot.
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Alexander, Daniel - Complete
Paint the Man, Cut the Lines by SvendalMunch reviews
Daniel has a flash back that brings back some strange and horrible memories. He could have never have imagined things being this messed up. AlexanderXDaniel. One shot. Rated M for sex. R&R!
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Alexander, Daniel - Complete
Mamma, Mommy, Leonardo by heaven-angel-15 reviews
Ezio/Leo - Leonardo has always been very kind and motherly, especially to Ezio's young apprentices... and it's never turned Ezio on so much before. Fill for the ACKink!Meme.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,689 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete
Wesker has a Way with by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Collection of one-shots revolving around Wesker and his best men HUNK and Jack Krauser. Summary inside. Parody. Complete.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 34,546 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - A. Wesker - Complete
Mental Notes by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Diaries are fun to keep, Wesker has one aswell. Instead of using pretty words to describe his feelings, he will jot down random thoughts through-out the day. Let's take a look at his thoughts.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,245 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - A. Wesker
Return of a God by Special Agent FUNK reviews
Chris misses Wesker and decides there's only one way to ease his pain; By bringing Wesker back to life. But how do you bring a dead man back to life? With the help of Leon, a mirror and a spooky voice.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Chris R., Leon S. K. - Complete
Torture Technology by Nightlore reviews
As Chris and Sheva make their way into the Ndipaya ruins they are faced with impossible odds, and an old foe will return to end an old rivalry. What other dark secrets lay not far off from the ruins? M for non-con, horror, smut.
Resident Evil - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,049 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/24/2009 - A. Wesker, Chris R. - Complete
Next Saturday by YamiTami reviews
Their Saturday nights have fallen into an uncomfortable routine of longing and loneliness. Something had to give. //spoilers for MGS1&2, angst everywhere, DaveHal//
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,879 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Otacon/Hal E., S. Snake - Complete
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THE MARI-TIME-LORDS reviews
I found this on the floor in my room without a date on it, so I decided to transcribe it to a word document and then to this site. I tried to preserve the spelling and grammar errors as much as I possibly could. Read at your own risk my friends, as this story is what it says on the box The Mertimelords, it's about merpeople that are timelords.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
How Babi is Formed reviews
When Ezio comes home how will Leonardo receive him.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Ezio A., Leonardo da Vinci - Complete