A storm is brewing. Casting a black shadow over the world, threatening to incinerate it and scatter its ashes to the winds. Humanity's only hope lies with a young boy. A boy sacrificed for their protection, yet condemned to a life of hatred and abuse. Will the pariah become the savior? Or will mankind be cast into oblivion by a monster of their own creation?

Since as long as he could remember Alfred fights against all odd to keep his family together. From an abusive caretaker in an orphanage to his cruel English master, Alfred gives everything to provide for his sick brother. Yet, what will happen when all his secrets come out into the open? How will Mattie handle his brothers greatest secret, that he has been selling himself sexually.

When Tony's solo attempt to catch Loki goes awry, he finds himself struggling to counteract the god's plans and unravel his secrets. Loki is vaguely amused by these attempts. Rated T for language, might become M. Will become slash.

Buu Saga AU: Goku is absorbed and Vegeta is the last defender left to face Buu. However, with his latest and most drastic transformation, Buu doesn't simply want to defeat the prince. With a new Buu in town and Goku out of the way, who will stand up to be Earth's new hero?

For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru

On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.

Tsuna's just been forced by Reborn into being a guard for the notorious Vongola Prison. And what's worse, the prison is filled with hot guys just itching to rape him for the sake of breaking the monotony. Worse, his ex-boyfriend Giotto is one of them...

Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.

A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.

Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!

When Arthur Kirkland wins a contest and the prizes are some Hetalia units he is not happy. To make things worse the Hetalia units seem to think he's England... Based off of Lollidictator's Manual Series, has Human England/Arthur and yaoi.

America is falling to pieces. England offers they live together-just until he gets back on his feet. But how long will that really take? And England can't exactly protect Alfred from all the other countries either...

Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.

Kyle gets a new phone and begins playing a game with a random stranger. Although, Kyle has a theory that this stranger isn't really a stranger at all. Just me trying to get into Kyle's head. If you've ever seen You've Got Mail its kinda like that.

Two years after joining the Rebellion Luke is shot down during a mission and ejects from his X-Wing in enemy territory. The events that follow lead him, painfully, to his first meeting with Vader and beyond. A father/son story although it might not seem like it at first.

The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.

Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?

Canada is being crushed under General Winter's ice. Our favorite hamburger-loving hero is on a mission to save it, but close on his heels is Ivan, desperate to possess Alfred by any means. Part Two of "The Canadian and the American". DISCONTINUED

Slash/Yaoi/MxM - Rodrick is acting distant, and Greg hates that the older brother is leaving him behind. With the bruise comes a bet; "How long can Greg keep his mouth shut?" Warning: INCEST/SLASH/SMUT/NON-CON [COMPLETE!]

What's a king to do when his redheaded prize is stolen from him by a poor prince? Why go back after him, of course. SP/Iliad loose cross. Multiple slash pairings and some Stendy.

Just the little things that they're better off not noticing. DISCONTINUED.

Three months after Operation Avengers all is well. Or is it? When Steve and Tony hack into SHIELD to find missing weapons shipments they find more than they bargained for in the form of a prisoner who should, by rights, have been sent to Asgard long ago.

An incident with the 10-year bazooka leaves Tsuna stuck in the past… What's he gonna to do now? R27, hints of All27 and certain Arcobaleno27 - COMPLETED

When Konan enters a boarding school where she has to stay with the boys, she knows it's going to be crazy. But she could never be prepared for what lies in store for her. Rated M for later chapters.

Madly in love with 32 year old Gin, a teacher with a dark past, 18 year old Toshiro struggles to cope with thier destructive relationship while trying to figure out if he can devote his life to someone so abusive, secretive and startlingly possessive.

Naruto isn't like everyone thinks, and when he and his teammates are forced into situation outside of the norm they begin to learn who Naruto really is. SasuNaruSasu, KakaIru, rating is going to be very appropriate later in story. YOAI Book I COMPLETE

Antonio didn't know what to think of the man who randomly showed up in his home... completely naked. Yet, he still found himself drawn to this "Lovino", only to be thrown into his worst nightmare. AU, Human names used. DISCONTINUED-remaining plot on last chapter.

Funny texts/chats between the Avengers, and of course, Loki. FROSTIRON & CLINTASHA

They had turned their backs on him... After that fateful day he had killed... They looked away from him. He then wishes to go back to the time when his friends wouldn't fear him... and the next thing he knew... he was back in his old room ten years ago...

Alfred Bonnefoy lives with his father, his step-father, his two step brothers, and blood brother on a quiet farm. Now a chain of events will change their life from peaceful to Hell. How will Alfred survive with the twisted eyes of a demon watching him?

A few months after the battle of New York Loki appears back on Stark Tower. He is on the run. Tony Stark gets caught up in the crossfire and is taken along with him. Can they ever make truce in order to get away? Unfortunately they are so very far away from the Nine Realms, that not even Loki knows the way back home. But first, they need to survive. Tony/Loki, slash, NC-17

Being a whore is easy: all Arthur has to do is spread his legs and take the money. He doesn't have to face his past; nor does he have to deal with love. And for good reason - because when he does fall head-over-heels for someone, he's forced to realize that his sins go beyond prostitution, and that even as he rediscovers himself, his past is coming back to haunt him after all.

Lovino is trapped by the pirate monster "Carriedo el Diablo" who's smile is just as dangerous as his anger. Despite the horrors that he experiences, Lovino has his own reason to survive, and he will not give up until he finds what he is looking for.

It's mid-August of 1774, the Quartering Acts have been re-established and one colonial blacksmith is forced to take in a British soldier. How will these two destined enemies live together under one roof? What of the war soon to come? USUK

America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.

Alfred buys a mansion in a small England town. Everyone tells him that it's haunted by some crazy dude, but Alfred doesn't believe in such things.

What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.

Maybe Alex was obsessed with the tattoos. Maybe he was obsessed with that smile. Or maybe he was just obsessed with the persona. The bravery and intelligence that defined Michael...that made him untouchable. Warning: Mentions of drug use

It was strange but he loved watching the other ice skate, it was so beautiful. People say that men can't be beautiful but Ivan/Alfred disagree. Out on the ice, anyone can become beautiful. Ice-skating, Sports. AU Romance/Drama/Family

Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.

Hot Rod has secrets who he hasn't shared with anyone until he spills them all to a handsome mech on a shuttle. Back at his office, he is suddenly face to face with the stranger from the shuttle, a mech who knows every single humiliating detail about him... I promise it's better than it sounds. You might not like it at first but I think it gets better as the story goes on.

Alfred Jones will do anything to protect humanity, even if they hate him for what he is. Arthur Kirkland may be the one thing that will force him to survive, not for others, but for himself. Dark Fantasy AU. USUK. HIATUS- POSSIBLE DISCONTINUATION

When Kenny turned up mutilated and very much dead without return, both Stan and Craig find themselves rushing to not lose their minds and themselves when the things that go bump in the night start come knocking at every moment. With Kenny as their gore-laddened ringleader. But why? Kenny, why? (First chapter rewritten and republished!)

On his first day in his new school Ichigo bets over the local popular kid Hitsugaya Toshiro, and in a heartbeat he finds himself in a mixed-up intrigue. Turns out little Shiro once dated Ichimaru Gin - and the foxface isn't someone you'd like to mess up with. M-rated IchiHitsu; GinHitsu FINISHED!

Craig Tucker is an average teenager. Actually, scratch that. He is the most average teenager. He didn't expect much of himself. But boy did he score...This is South Park, cursing is assured. Cryle.

Sawada Tsunayoshi is a young man in his prime sixteen. He was taken to the mental asylum for one reason: He heard voices. Voices that told him to kill, rip, and… please him? –AU- 7227R;now a multichaptered fic. DISCONTINUED; Rewritten version titled Welcome to the Asylum!: Redux is out, read that instead

Kakashi has been framed for treason, which marks the beginning of a perilous journey and the loss of his sanity.

That awkward moment when Loki accidentally turns The Avengers and himself - but not Tony - into a four-year-old version of themselves, and is the only one of the children who is actually able to keep his adult brain. The others? …Not so much.

Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave? HIATUS.

Vegeta has a problem with substances and coping. Enter Kakarot with a risky, radical plan that just might work...if he could just get Vegeta to wake up first. Appropriate warnings at begininng of each chapter.

AU. Ludwig is happy to be at the same university as his older brother. But with new experiences his perceptions of himself-and his brother-change unexpectedly. Just when they seem closer than ever, so much threatens to tear them apart.

When Feliciano, the head of the Vargas family, starts to have an interest in a German guy, Lovino decides to check the bastard out and see what makes him so special. Not because he's worried about the German's safety, of course.

To escape the hands of that psychopath, to get rid of my hopeless feelings for my friend, to forget about that abandoner... I just wanted it all to end, but I made it through somehow, thanks to him. Kyman, Style and K2.

Matthew is tormented by Gilbert, but he is saved by the psychotic sociopath, a scary new Russian student. Ivan seems like a nice guy; Gilbert seems like a heartless bully. But who is a liar? PruCan vs RusCan, don't be deceived by the character listing, because either can win. Limes, depression, bullying, all the fun stuff. America/Belarus. Yeah, I'm going there.

What is the truth behind Aizen's illusions? Why is he interested in Ichigo? An alternate version of Bleach after Ichigo's defeat of Aizen in manga chapter 420. Can Aizen be trusted? And what is the secret of Ichigo's future and the nature of the Spirit Realm? Primarily an adventure story centered on Ichigo with a slow-building romance between Aizen & Ichigo, rated T. COMPLETE.

Character study of Michael thoughts after their ordeal was over and done with. Maybe part of a series. Slashy... beware.

Alfred Jones is the most popular guy in school and also extremely homophobic. This is why Arthur is his new favourite 'victim', but Arthur has no intentions of grovelling in the dust for him. Punk!ArthurxJock!Alfred, past FrUk. Sorry this is on hiatus.

When Gilbert starts an internship at a mental institution he gets pulled into the story of Matthew Williams, the guy with DID. More commonly know as multiple personality disorder or the guy with way more people than he can handle.

A young Australia is brought to live with England for the first time. Will England's biased and harsh treatment of him be too much? And what of Canada?

One shots of the madness between Ichigo, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo. It's a miracle Ichigo isn't in the loony bin.Taking suggestions from readers. I do not own Bleach.

Despite being captured, punished and stripped of his powers, Loki still refuses to bow down. Slipping free of his chains the trickster must now fight to survive in the wild lands of Asgard, knowing that he is hunted by the Avengers, and by the man he loves. ThorxLoki with possible Frostiron on the side.

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Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS

Ralph Falun hates Jack Merridew. Jack Merridew should hate Ralph Falun. These are the days that follow them. After The Island fic. JackxRalph.

Tsuna, Hayato, Takeshi, Kyoya, Mukuro, Chrome, Ryohei, Dino, Enma, Shimon Guardians and all other young Mafioso. Welcome to the hell on Earth that is Mafia Preschool. Please don't drip your blood on the floor. No, Primo, you cannot pull your son out.

AU. Bullies? Check. Mother who was getting remarried? Check. Older brother who hated his guts? ...check. Tsuna had to move in with a half-brother he hasn't seen in eleven years. But Giotto breaking his heart should be the least of his worries. G27 incest.

You don't just let your enemy hold your hand for comfort.

In fairy tales, the princess is always rescued from the evil witch by a handsome prince. But with a prostitute for a princess, a fat ass pimp for a witch and a cynical asshole for a prince, will Tweek still get his happy ending? Prostitute!Tweek-Craig.

In Konoha there is only one rule that you have to know... Dominate or be dominated. Naruto Uzumaki is a young master starting out on his journey into a world where a collar and leash are stronger than any jutsu. Rated for content.

Iruka meets a very weird, sexy and incredibly manipulative silver-haired stranger at the airport. Kakashi helps him make it onto his flight but what's expected in return takes Iruka on a journey into danger and sensuality. KakaIru abounds within!

When England accidentally casts a spell, he and America get into some trouble...now they are turned into children again! Will England ever be able to fix it? Until then, the two have to survive in Canada and France's care. COMPLETE

What happens when The Land of Wind Feudal Lord sends his children to live in the Village Hidden in the Sand? What happens when a certain Kazekage meets a girl that isn't suppose to exist?

When Rodrick comes home after a year and a half how will Greg cope? Rated M for incest and slash Rodrick/greg

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

Lovino and Antonio are the leaders of rival gangs in one of Europe's maximum security prison. When the sadistic warden throws them into solitary confinement together, they are forced to either love thy enemy or kill him. Eventual Spamano, AU, human names.

"A mansion, a storm, 42 pairs of eyes. A trap, A game, 42 alibis. In darkness arising, a killer's set free. Someone is not who they claim to be." This wasn't supposed to happen. But, ultimately, it was their own fault. Character deaths.

In Harrys 5th yr Voldemort wanted one thing - the prophecy. AU yr 5 -No Umbridge - Dumbledore found another teacher, but he isn't who he appears. Harry's world is turned upside down with new discoveries, exposed secrets, and a new love interest. Slash

Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU

A scarred man who rings the bells in Notre Dame decides to step out of his sanctuary for a festival.While he is out he meets a Gypsy named Alfred, who is lusted after by his care taker.Judge Kirkland wants them dead, except Alfred, and he will use Ivan.

England has been labeled insane and locked away. He sees things, hears things, and has terrible nightmares. But that doesn't matter. What happens in his prison is much, much worse. COMPLETE.

Arthur won his very own personal robot! Wait! Is this a blessing or a curse? Will he stop calling him dude? And for the love of- put some clothes on! Human names used and Suggestive material. Chobits themed. There will be Drama.

Three bullets. Two guns. One dead man, and one realization - "Nothing," Italy says coldly, with tears on his cheeks. "There is NOTHING I won't do to save Germany."

AU. "A hero, Дa?" he chuckled softy, "If you are the hero, I will be your villain, Fredka." Police officer, and self-proclaimed hero Alfred F. Jones finds himself confronted with a criminal who is all too familiar...

Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.

In a wild plumbing incident, siblings Feliciano and Lovino find themselves sucked into a world muddled with mushrooms, Koopas, and all around abnormality. When Princess Potato himself is kidnapped... Well, chaos is likely to erupt in the Mushroom Kingdom

COMPLETE. Sodomite England wants extremely religious!America very desperately. But buttsex isn't easy when America is so very homophobic. Jesus is such a cockblock sometimes. America's POV and labeled Spiritual for the lulz!

How the country conflicts with the person reflected inside. One Shots. Implied rape, self abuse, drug usage... and other things which appear in history. Chapter Twenty Seven: Marcus knew he was free the moment Rome was trapped.

On the brink of an all out war between Spades and Clubs, the King of Spades accepts a proposal to prevent the war all together: spend his life in the house of Clubs as a sign of peace between the two countries. RusAme, Spamano, GerIta, PruAus, and others.

Fever Lake... A town built on secrets and lies... A place of death and disorder... Home of psychopaths and murderers... Arthur has no idea what he as gotten himself into.

AU. Mikado thought that the biggest event in his life was when the love of his life ran off with his best friend. This was, of course, before Celty invited him to Ikebukuro. Eventual ShizuoxMikado. Yaoi and Het. Prequel to Operator.

After a world-wide epidemic, Russia makes organ transplants easily available through a financial plan. Just be sure to keep up with your payments... -First posted story. Based on the concept of REPO! The Genetic Opera. NOT A CROSSOVER.

When Ichigo discovers the true nature of his existance, he'll be glad to have had so many 'extra lifes'. Rated for Ichigo's mouth and potential lemons. No solid pairing to speak of, but many different ones make apperances. Read to see what I mean.

Set when the boys are in their early teens. Cartman has to contend with neglect at home, friends who don't care and newly developing superpowers. Not as lame as it sounds - the superpowers are explained using real SP universe back-story. Mild Kyman.

AU He treats his ills with daily pills. He lives his life full of strife. A life surreal, not always real. Arthur lives with a disorder called schizophrenia. When he meets Alfred, he thinks he's found something real. Alfred/Arthur USUK other pairs inside

The Amber Act is a law that makes impoverished or academically failing kids into Pokemon Trainers. This story tracks the adventures and life of one such Trainer who learns he's no different from the Pokemon has has to catch and raise.

What if Deidara was born a girl? The story of the secertly female Deidara's time in the Akatsuki and even her past. What will happen when a certian teammate Tobi discovers her secert? What will she do to protect herself? Please Read!maybe femdei/madara

AU. When Craig graduated high school and started working as a teacher, he discovered Stan. Immediately Stan intrigued him. There were no rules, or given variable values, or even directions as to what he was even trying to find out. Onesided CraigxStan

Guruko, one of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: iendship.Dark.

Italy and his friends are sucked into the Naruto world thanks to England and Japan, and one by one the Akatsuki find them. What will these dangerous criminals do to them? How will they get home? Will Italy ever get his Pasta? Rated T For Swearing

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

A young catholic priest has locked away his desires only to have them come tumbling back when Grimmjow enters his life and his home. Now the two are living together and Ichigo seems to be having a difficult time quelling his sexual desires for the teen.

Masaomi is an otaku, pining after Mikado, the most popular guy in school. Deciding to take action, Masaomi gets a makeover in hopes that it will win over Mikado's heart. Mikado/Masaomi, AU

Riara Acadamy is the most prestigious high school in all of Japan. Ryugamine Mikado is an ordinary boy who, by a twist of fate, ends up attending a school meant for only the wealthy. What happens when DOLLARS makes his life a living hell? Alt. reality

Four years have passed since America defeated Russia in the parallel world. Four years of peace and prosperity. But if the nations have learned anything, it's that peace is always fleeting. Sequel to A Crack in the Looking Glass.

After discovering what the world really thinks of him, America makes a desperate wish. That becomes a nightmare. Trapped in a parallel world that hates him, he struggles to maintain his sanity. And the nations who need him are forced to watch him fall.

Growing taxes, a prince in distress, and the magical power of virgins: Reborn's crazy scheme to extort millions out of the Crown Prince drags Tsuna through a high-stakes romp in an underground bazaar. Vomit bags not required. R27.

Oh, if only everything was a dream. Where cellophane flowers are not reality, and Kyle is abducted by something not of this Earth. Style. Cryle. alien!Stan, gore/cannibalism/vore

A contract signed eighteen years ago has turned Naruto’s life upside down. How will he cope with this new, troubling development in his life that he cannot escape? Yaoi, ItaNaru

Harry gets the shock of his life after getting a letter from Gringotts. He learns of deceit that has been wrapped to tightly, not only affecting him, but everyone who surrounds him. Slash, Character Bashing, Pre-OotP, HBP and DH

Reborn was a difficult person to fall in love with, Tsuna realized. R27. infant!Reborn/Tsuna. Yaoi.

Who'd have known that spilling some wine would have such great consequences? Naruto certainly didn't. SasuNaru Humour/Romace/Crime/ Angst, yaoi, Yakuza galore, AU, and other pairings, inspired by Yamane Ayano's Viewfinder COMPLETE

When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.

Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.

When the walls of Vegeta's sanity comes crashing down around him, he comes face to face with the painful fact that never really sunk in. Pairings: None yet. Goku/Vegata in Future chapters. YAOI

Awakening from a coma, Naruto has to deal with a traitorous mind and a body bent on destruction. Sequel to Silence of the Damned.

Naruto orders a rare cat online... but he winds up with a humanoid instead! Worse, the humanoid keeps trying to molest him! Will Naruto return him? Will Sasuke LET him? SASUNaru, yaoi. Influenced by the manga 'Love Neko'

Uchiha Mansion is the last place for criminally and emotionally unstable orphans to prove their worth. Naruto finds himself caught in entangling situations with the owner of the Mansion, Uchiha Sasuke, and with his fellow teammates and friends. Sasu/Naru

When an opportunity arises for Ed to get the information he needs to get Al his body back, will he take it even if it means submitting to Roy? Rated for: language, torture, angst, and some mature scenes later in the story.

Ed is at work one day when he receives a love letter. Confused, he decides to forget about it. Eventually more come in, and they start getting possessive and violent. What will he do when his life is in danger? Maybe a RoyEd

Tsuna-chan is a kindergarten teacher. His attention is often divided up into his beloved students, his beloved ex-students, and his grumpy sadistic boyfriend. It's a bloody battlefield.

Naruto is taken out of the village by Itachi on the Hokage's order. When Naruto returns though, he has a power that will make the Sharingan shatter, Byakugan blind, and the Rinnegan helpless. Super powered Naruto. Sakura and Sasuke bashing. Naruharem DISC

Aizen wants his plans to be a sucess so he searces for strong allies while the Shinigami train for the Winter War. The new allies arrive to Huaco Mundo, but whas this really such a good idea? New feelings and chaos awaits everyone while the war draws near

Bullying goes too far as 3 boys learn the class loser isn't as weak as he appears.When they fail to gain his trust and friendship they are only pulled further into his crazy world.This is a story of five dozen eggs,cage fighters,petitions for gay marriage

Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru

[AU] An attack on a young Naruto leaves his mind completely shattered, causing him to become semi autistic. However, while he may have lost something very important, he may also have gained something which may well outweigh the cost...

While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

AU. What if Naruto survived a murder attempt on his life at the age of 6 and had to leave Konoha for his own safety. Now 12, Naruto and Jiraiya returns to take the genin test. Finished! Lookout for Sequal Restoration of Faith!

Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.