I love to read, read, and read some more.

I play 2 instruments.

Some of my favorite books are:

The Chronicles of Narnia by C.S. Lewis (okay that's a lie, anything Lewis I like)

Anything Middle Earth related. J.R.R Tolkien

Percy Jackson and the Olympians by Rick Riordan.

Ranger's Apprentice by John Flannagen

Fablehaven by Brandon Mull.

The Goose Girl series by Shannon Hale.

And Tennis Shoes Among the Nephites by Chris Hemidinger.

I'm better at reading Fan Fiction than writing it, so sorry to the people who read my stories and like me to update!

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Ways to annoy Non-Tolkien fans

1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.

2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.

3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.

4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.

5: Say, ‘I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground’ every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.

6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around.

7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner hobbit.

8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them.

9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, ‘One does not simply (insert verb here)’.

10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.

11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, 'wraiths! Wraiths on wings!' and go hide in a closet.

12: Base all English essays on the lord of the rings books or movies.

13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.

14: Talk like Gollum.

15. Threaten them with the wrath of the Valar.

You know you're a Lord of the Rings fan when:

10. Calling everything 'my precious' or you find yourself saying 'gollum, gollum'.

9. Saying it's not missing it's just 'Fallen into the Shadow'.

8. 'Go to Mordor' becomes your substitute for Go to Hell.

7. When somebody tries to help you, you find yourself saying "Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

6. You have asked anyone that had something extraordinarily beautiful "Is that elven-made?"

5. You base your decisions on which direction to take by saying "The air is not so foul down here."

4. You justify taking things from others that you want by saying "You cannot wield it!"

3. To convince someone to do something for you, you whine "You owe me your allegiance!"

2. You say "Fool of a Took!" to stupid people.

1. You enjoy walking along a lake or beach and scaring small children by grabbing them and intensely declaring "Do Not Disturb the Water!"