Isn't my username epic? It is isn't it. Don't deny it. You love me. ;) So hi! G'day! Hola! Hello! Hey! Salutations. Greetings! Conichiwa (I think I spelt that wrong)! Guten Tag! My name is Jordan. My last name is something you don't need to know, you pedophilic bastard! Favourite... Television Show (Not including cartoons - That comes later): Why do you torture me? Okay, it is a hard choice between Doctor Who and The Big Bang Theory, but I choose... *sigh* It'd have to be... *scratches head* Umm... *scrunches eyes* Well I guess... *explodes* Cartoon: Total Drama Series. Now don't make me choose which one or I might explode again... Oh fine. 1. Total Drama World Tour 2. Total Drama Island 3. Total Drama Revenge of the Island 4. Total Drama Action (It was a fail) Song: Hmm... Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall - Coldplay Band: Dang that's hard... These three bands are very narrowly seperated, but 1. Coldplay 2. Train 3. Goo Goo Dolls Comic: Cyanide and Happiness FTW Movie: I don't watch much movies but I like Sherlock Holmes, but meh. Author: Rick Riordan Book: Percy Jackson and the Olympians Food: SPAGHETTI! WOOHOO! Drink: Hmm, that's a tough one. But then I remembered... ORANGE JUICE! WOOHOO! Sport: Basketball Hobby: Cryptic Crosswords - I love teaching people how to do them too, so I might as well put a lesson somewhere in this profile. Anyways, this list could go on for ages, so... Moving on. Total Drama Stuff... Best to Worst on my favourite Characters... I'll tell you when it turns from like to dislike. LIKE: 1. Cody, Codester, Codemeister! 2. Tyler! 3. Noah! 4. Ezekiel! 5. Izzy! 6. Eva! (She needs more of a chance...) 7. Sadie 8. Katie 9. Gwen 10. Lindsay 11. DJ 12. Geoff 13. Bridgette 14. Owen 15. Harold Now it starts to creep to the dislikes... 16. Leshawna 17. Trent 18. Heather 19. Justin 20. Beth 21. Sierra 22. Courtney 23. Alejandro 24. Duncan 25. Blaineley That was a rough copy. Anyways, I forgot about the TDROTI characters so here. 1. Sam 2. B 3. Dawn 4. Zoey 5. Jo 6. Brick 7. Mike 8. Lightning 9. Dakota 10. Cameron 11. Anne Maria 12. Staci 13. Scott. I like a lot of pairings, but I've decided to just organise them all into pairings that I would like. No two timers and stuff. BE WARNED: INSANELY RANDOM AND WEIRD 1. Cody x Gwen 2. Tyler x Bridgette 3. Ezekiel x Katie 4. Noah x Lindsay 5. Duncan x Beth 6. Alejandro x Blaineley 7. Harold x Heather 8. DJ x Eva 9. Geoff x Courtney 10. Trent x Sadie 11. Owen x Leshawna 12. Justin x Izzy Loner: Sierra. The Big Bang Theory Of all the main characters (four boys and three girls) here is my favourites list. 1. Howard. (He's freakin' hilarious. I guess I just have his sense of humour.) 2. Sheldon. (He is so funny and classic.) 3. Bernadette. (She's funny and nice.) 4. Raj. (He has his good moments) 5. Penny. (She has lost a few brownie points during the years) 6. Amy. (I guess I didn't see her sense of humour.) 7. Leonard. (Too normal for my liking. He isn't even that funny...) Pairings: For some reason I am that one guy in the universe who likes HowardxPenny... Also StuartxPenny ZackxPenny HowardxBernadette RajxBernadette Sheldon shouldn't have a girlfriend... But if any, then SheldonxAmy Leonard... I don't care of him... My Fanfiction Promises: Total Drama series: A Series of Love Stories - (K+ or T rated) Chosen by you A Season An Adventure with a few characters A Story of Life A Comedy A Last one Standing sort of thing... (hard to describe) An OC Season An OC story of life A poem The Big Bang Theory: An Adventure A Romance An Episode A poem Doctor Who: An Adventure And that's about it... See ya, Goodbye, Laters, Odios, G2G, Take Care. Oh and have a joke. Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a set of curtains Doctor: Pull yourself together boy! Bazinga! If that doctor continues to lose his patience, he will start to lose his patients. Bazinga! Enough about doctors, you wanna hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind it is too cheesy. Okay okay I'll stop. Oh yeah! The lesson on Cryptic Crosswords! They are really hard to explain... So PM me if you are interested and I will teach you one on one. |