Isn't my username epic? It is isn't it. Don't deny it. You love me. ;)

So hi! G'day! Hola! Hello! Hey! Salutations. Greetings! Conichiwa (I think I spelt that wrong)! Guten Tag!

My name is Jordan.

My last name is something you don't need to know, you pedophilic bastard!

Favourite...

Television Show (Not including cartoons - That comes later): Why do you torture me? Okay, it is a hard choice between Doctor Who and The Big Bang Theory, but I choose... *sigh* It'd have to be... *scratches head* Umm... *scrunches eyes* Well I guess... *explodes*

Cartoon: Total Drama Series. Now don't make me choose which one or I might explode again... Oh fine. 1. Total Drama World Tour

2. Total Drama Island

3. Total Drama Revenge of the Island

4. Total Drama Action (It was a fail)

Song: Hmm... Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall - Coldplay

Band: Dang that's hard... These three bands are very narrowly seperated, but

1. Coldplay

2. Train

3. Goo Goo Dolls

Comic: Cyanide and Happiness FTW

Movie: I don't watch much movies but I like Sherlock Holmes, but meh.

Author: Rick Riordan

Book: Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Food: SPAGHETTI! WOOHOO!

Drink: Hmm, that's a tough one. But then I remembered... ORANGE JUICE! WOOHOO!

Sport: Basketball

Hobby: Cryptic Crosswords - I love teaching people how to do them too, so I might as well put a lesson somewhere in this profile.

Anyways, this list could go on for ages, so... Moving on.

Total Drama Stuff...

Best to Worst on my favourite Characters... I'll tell you when it turns from like to dislike.

LIKE:

1. Cody, Codester, Codemeister!

2. Tyler!

3. Noah!

4. Ezekiel!

5. Izzy!

6. Eva! (She needs more of a chance...)

7. Sadie

8. Katie

9. Gwen

10. Lindsay

11. DJ

12. Geoff

13. Bridgette

14. Owen

15. Harold

Now it starts to creep to the dislikes...

16. Leshawna

17. Trent

18. Heather

19. Justin

20. Beth

21. Sierra

22. Courtney

23. Alejandro

24. Duncan

25. Blaineley

That was a rough copy. Anyways, I forgot about the TDROTI characters so here.

1. Sam

2. B

3. Dawn

4. Zoey

5. Jo

6. Brick

7. Mike

8. Lightning

9. Dakota

10. Cameron

11. Anne Maria

12. Staci

13. Scott.

I like a lot of pairings, but I've decided to just organise them all into pairings that I would like. No two timers and stuff.

BE WARNED: INSANELY RANDOM AND WEIRD

1. Cody x Gwen

2. Tyler x Bridgette

3. Ezekiel x Katie

4. Noah x Lindsay

5. Duncan x Beth

6. Alejandro x Blaineley

7. Harold x Heather

8. DJ x Eva

9. Geoff x Courtney

10. Trent x Sadie

11. Owen x Leshawna

12. Justin x Izzy

Loner: Sierra.

The Big Bang Theory

Of all the main characters (four boys and three girls) here is my favourites list.

1. Howard. (He's freakin' hilarious. I guess I just have his sense of humour.)

2. Sheldon. (He is so funny and classic.)

3. Bernadette. (She's funny and nice.)

4. Raj. (He has his good moments)

5. Penny. (She has lost a few brownie points during the years)

6. Amy. (I guess I didn't see her sense of humour.)

7. Leonard. (Too normal for my liking. He isn't even that funny...)

Pairings:

For some reason I am that one guy in the universe who likes HowardxPenny...

Also StuartxPenny

ZackxPenny

HowardxBernadette

RajxBernadette

Sheldon shouldn't have a girlfriend... But if any, then SheldonxAmy

Leonard... I don't care of him...

My Fanfiction Promises:

Total Drama series:

A Series of Love Stories - (K+ or T rated) Chosen by you

A Season

An Adventure with a few characters

A Story of Life

A Comedy

A Last one Standing sort of thing... (hard to describe)

An OC Season

An OC story of life

A poem

The Big Bang Theory:

An Adventure

A Romance

An Episode

A poem

Doctor Who:

An Adventure

And that's about it...

See ya, Goodbye, Laters, Odios, G2G, Take Care.

Oh and have a joke.

Patient: Doctor Doctor, I feel like a set of curtains

Doctor: Pull yourself together boy!

Bazinga!

If that doctor continues to lose his patience, he will start to lose his patients.

Bazinga!

Enough about doctors, you wanna hear a joke about pizza? Nevermind it is too cheesy.

Okay okay I'll stop.

Oh yeah! The lesson on Cryptic Crosswords! They are really hard to explain... So PM me if you are interested and I will teach you one on one.