Listen, stop reading this. Honestly. You don't want to know about me...I'm not exactly the best person in the world. I'm selfish, I'm very manipulative(I have so many different faces used to please people to get what I want I don't know who I am), I care nothing for other people's feelings(usually they're silly and romantic anyways), and I believe everyone is a dirty bum. *shrugs* I don't care so suck my big toe. :P Mwhahaha.
I'm also rather mentally disturbed.
I laugh when my killer donkey, Bessie, bites your nose off.
Mwhahahahahahaha.(see?)
If I go a while without updating, don't hesitate to tell me I'm being a lazy bum who cares nothing about people who read her story and that I need to get over the "oh-woe-is-me-can't-update" feeling other authors get and I can sympathize with whenever I'm feeling particulary lazy.
This is fun. Hahahaha, smell my eardrum.