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I am obsessed with Teen Titans ! You know you are obsessed with something when you dream about it !

Starfire: Do Earth boys come with some kind of manual then?
Robin: That would make things easier.

Nufu: You will suffer for your impudence, green human!

Starfire: How am I to know what you think about me?
Robin: Starfire... I think it's, uh, awesome, the way you shoot starbolts.
Starfire: (With happy tears in her eyes as hearts fill the screen) Yes? And?
Robin: It's, uh, also cool that you're brave, and the strongest girl ever!
Starfire: And you do not mind having a friend who is a girl?
Robin: Mind it? (Robin takes Starfire's hands in his) Actually, I kind of -- (The alien monster busts through the wall)

Researcher: You will be testing our new GameStation Turbo Extreme.
Beast Boy: Ooh... it's so shiny!
Researcher: Yes, it is rather shiny.

Robin: Can this day get any weirder?
(Cut to Titans in tower with cows)
Raven: I think it just did.

(As the episode ends)
Robin: So, I guess it is bad to watch too much TV.
Starfire: But, we were only victorious because Beast Boy watches too much the television.
Raven: So, I guess there really is no lesson.
Cyborg: Yep, it was all completely meaningless.
(Everyone laughs)

French Chef: I cannot work in these conditions!

Beast Boy: Different dimensions... bending reality... ugh! All this science is hurting my brain!
Larry: I can fix that!
(Larry opens the top of Beast Boy's head and slaps a Band-Aid on his brain)
Beast Boy: Huh? Oh... (Contended sigh)

Beast Boy: I've wasted my whole life in front of the tube. And it's about to pay off.

Pelican: Have you seen my hippo? He hides, and I must seek.
Starfire: I cannot play. Please do you know a strange man named Control Freak? He is big, not tall and nasty, and known for causing strife. He escaped into the TV -
Beast Boy: Hey, Star! Run for your life!

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Cyborg: (To girl in soap opera) Yo, I don't love you. My name's not Lance. And I'm just looking for some fat guy in an overcoat.
Girl: (Kisses Cyborg)
Lance: (Walks into the room) What the -

Control Freak: I know kung-fu. Whoa.

Beast Boy: What is your deal? First, you nuke breakfast, then you finally laugh at my joke, then you get all weepy, and now you're a marine? Make up your mind! WHO ARE YOU?
(All the Ravens appear)
Ravens: I'm Raven!
(Beast Boy faints)
Cyborg: (Pointing to each one) Happy, Timid, and Brave...
Pink Raven: (Points to Beast Boy) You forgot Dopey!

Starfire: (As Raven) I smell like the breath of a Snordian Flortworm!

Robin: We're the..
Terra: Teen Titans! Rock on, it's cool to meet you guys. You're Robin, Starfire, Cyborg, Raven, and...
Beast Boy: Boy Beast, dah, I mean, Bath Boot, uh, no...
Terra: Beast Boy?
Beast Boy: (Girlish scream and turns into a turtle)
Terra: Dude, he's hilarious!
Beast Boy: (Resuming normal form) Hillarious? Me? Really? (Sways and faints)

Starfire: (As Raven) What if they find us? What if our friends are doomed? What if I am stuck looking like this forever!
Raven: (As Starfire) We'll fix it. I don't know how, but we will rescue the boys, and we will get our bodies back. (Slightly offended) What's wrong with the way I look?
Starfire: (As Raven) Nothing!

Beast Boy: All you had to do is knock on the door and say...
Take 1
Beast Boy: (Turns into a strong man) Yo, Terra. You, me movies Friday?
Take 2
Beast Boy: (French look and accent) You're the most beautiful women I've ever seen. (Puts rose between teeth)
Take 3
Beast Boy: (Cool guy; swinging keys around finger) You want to go for a ride on my moped? (Moped beeps)
Take 4
Beast Boy: (Is a puppy) (woof woof!)
Take 5
Beast Boy: (normal) PPPPLLLLEEEAAAASSSEEEE?

Starfire: Robin, who is the girl? And why is she calling you poo?

Starfire: (Puts down a hypnotized Beast Boy) I have tried every joke I know, all forms of bodily noises, and even used the word 'underpants', but Beast Boy will not wake up! I fear that this time his brain is lost forever!
Raven: Beast boy had a brain?
Beast Boy: (Wakes up and laughs) Ha ha! Good one! (Stops, glares) Dude! That's not funny! I totally have a brain! I just don't use it much...

Terra: Come on! the night is still young!
Best Boy: But... pie!

Beast Boy: How did I get here, and why am I covered with drool?

Starfire: (Slapping Kitten) This PROM is some kind of duel, yes? If so, Robin gladly accepts!
Robin: It's not a duel, Star. It's a date.
Starfire: Robin MUST NOT accept! Do you hear me? ROBIN MUST NOT ACCEPT!

(Starfire hugs Terra)
Starfire: Oh, hello long-lost friend! You remember me, yes!
Terra: Of course, Starfire... I still have bruises from the last time you hugged me...

Starfire: I will not let my friend live in a dark cave!
Terra: I have a flashlight...

Kitten: Come on, Robie-poo. You've never ever danced before?
Robin: Tried it once, didn't like it.
Kitten: Fine, then I can have the whole city destroyed or we can skip straight to the kissing.
Robin: Wanna dance?

Starfire: Where did you come from, how did you get here, what is your favorite color, and would you like to be my new friend?
Terra: Earth, walked, red, uh, sure?
Starfire: (Squeezing her) Hello new friend!
Terra: How's it goin'?