Hmm what to do when an evil lord named Voldermort is chasing you with an ax? Make him wear a glittery pink bikini and paint his toenails! Don't forget about the hot pink boa and the make up!
*marauders appear*
Remus: I think you're scaring them...
Sirius: No she's scaring ME...
James: Shut up you guys she's hott...
Me: HEY! Thank you...SOME people have style and others lack brains... *looks at Sirius*
Sirius: I resent that!
ME:That's cause you resent everything.
Peter: I love FooFoo, my yellow bunny.
Me: Peter...go screw a tree...
Peter: How do you do that?!?!?
Sirius, Remus, James: Stupid git...
*smacks Peter across head who faints*
Me: Got rid o' him quite well!
Sirius: *shrill girly voice* MY HERO! *hugs*
Me: Sirius if you don't get off RIGHT NOW you will be in LOTS of pain...
James: OOOOOOO threat! I'm gonna tell a teacher!
Me: You do that, Shorty.
James: HEY! I resent that! I'm taller than you!
ME: * looks wayyy up to see a 6 ft tall James* uh huh. But I could whoop you in a sec!
*James and sirius laugh...*
Remus: You guys? She's a black belt!
Me: HIIIIIIIYAAAAAAAAAA!
*James an Sirius run away screaming...*
Remus: ahhh silence...
Me: Yep...something that's VERY hard to achieve w/ stupid Sirius...
Sirius *in the distnce* : I RESENT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily Evans-Potter appears along with James*
Lily: excuse me but what do you think you're doing?
Me:...uh writing?
Lily: No.
Me: no?
James: no?!
Lily: *glares*
*sirius and remus appear*
Sirius: hey hey hey its my two favorite girls!
Remus: Sirius, last tme you ried to be funny, you got your butt kicked.
Sirius: how was *I* supposed to know she was a black belt?!?
Remus: uhh maybe cuz she mentioned it a few hundred times?
Lily(still glaring): What right do you have to threaten my borfriend?
Me *goggles* : James managed to get himself a girlfriend BEFORE padfoot?!?!
Sirius: I RESENT THAT!
James: Li-ly! Darling, baby! She didn't do it, honey bunches! It was Sirius, my pookie kins!
Remus, Sirius and me: pookie kins?!?!
Lily: James! i told you not to call me thta in public!
James: what can i do bunny boo? I love you!
*Lily smiles at James and they start snogging like no tomorrow*
Sirius: MY EYES! MY EYES! MY POOR INNOCENT EYES!
me: get a room.
Remus: can we go now?
Peter: Is *that* screwing a tree?
me: go hug a fish...
Sirius: he's still here?
Remus: I thought we got rid of him!Dang...
me: die rat die!
Peter: wha...?

*Lily/James*

*Hermoine/Ron*

*Harry/Ginny*

Umm, i'm open to all though...except slash...they bother me somewhat...but if thats what you like, i have nothing against it...

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