i know hardly a profile right????????????

i have a few requests to those of u on my subscribed author list or stories,

KEEP FREAKIN UPDATIN and DONT REMOVE IT FROM THE SITE.

Oh and Btw:

I hate mondays (just to let you know)

SKITTLES! SKITTLES! SKITTLES! SKITTLES! SKITTLES! SKITTLES! SKITTLES! SKITTLES! (I could do this all day)

I feel completely depressed now that Harry Potter has come to an end :'(

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE WARRIORS!

You know that you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

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IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

IF YOU LIKE WARRIORS, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Daisy should burn in Hellclan along with Princess, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Bluestar shames Firestar badly when giving out warrior names, copy and paste this to your profile.

What kind of name is Squirrelflight? Birchfall? Whitewing? If you believe that Firestar can't name his Clan worth a crap, then copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

I kissed a drunk guy because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!

-Pick the month you were born in-

January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A hobo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ A lesbian
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to.
Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...-

I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Natureboy3, Wolfgrowl, Flash6004, Rottedheart of the River

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you adore pandas, copy this into you profile.

If you're friends give you odd looks for being yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't and never will smoke, drink, (Like get drunk and do something stupid. Occasional wine and church wine is fine) and do drugs and are proud of it, (Which you are!) copy this into your profile

If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Celyna, ShadowShapeshifterAndHerCat, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart, Littlewhisker, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!), FEIGN(sad story u don't want to know)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.

Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan (cry, little boys, cry!!), FEIGN("You're such a wimp, Evan!"(my brother)), Rottedheart of the River

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN

If you think (or know) you're obsessed with warriors, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know at least 8 different types of cats, copy and paste this into your profile and list the 8 different kinds of cats at the top of your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't decide who Crowfeather should be with, and can think of good reasons for Leafpool and Feathertail but not that icky Nightcloud, copy and paste this into your profile!

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you think Bluestar is a few fries short of a Happy Meal(if u know what i mean),copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does.

If you have ever run into a tree,copy this into your profile.

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats are awesome, copy this to your profile, and add your name to this list: Brambleclaw's Babe, Amber Sea, Mistwing, Emberflame of MoonClan, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN, Rottedheart of the River

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN, Rottedheart of the River

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is a cat.

This is weirdo cat.

This is busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

This is seconds cat.

Now read the third word of every sentence.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirt. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Flash6004

20 THINGS NOT TO DO IF I BECOME A WARRIOR CAT:

1. Ask Leafpool why she went after the emo

2. Try not to rip Onestar’s head off

3. Teach the warriors real cuss words

4. Try to resist the Dark Forest… (NO, I CAN’T!)

5. Introduce Yellowfang to shampoo

6. Tell Spottedleaf, “I don’t get why your so special. Dude, you lived ONE book. Then you died. At least Yellowfang got four books baby!”

7. Tell Ferncloud to use pregnancy pills

8. Tell Dustpelt, “Think with your head.”

9. See Brambleclaw and scream to ThunderClan, “OMG, ITS TIGERSTAR! HE’S RETURNED!!!”

10. Maul Sol

11. Go up to Lionblaze and say, “Hey, you come here often…?”

12. Tell Jayfeather to get rid of the stick

13. Don’t spray pepper spray in Onestar’s eyes if he gets too close

14. Declare that I’m the true leader of ThunderClan, Flashstar

15. Call Firestar “Rusty” and follow him around yelling that

16. When Purdy tells one of his stories don’t fall asleep

17. Go up to Heathertail and say, “Why can’t you get over Lionblaze? I’ve read the Allegiances, and Harespring seems to be pretty hot.”

18. Show the cats how to do the Finger

19. When a RiverClan cat gets done with swimming and shakes out their fur, sing: “I whip my fur back and forth!”

20. Follow Jayfeather around and whisper, “What ever happened to Half Moon? Why can’t you find true happiness? Why did your brother Breezepelt try to kill you? Why did Hollyleaf run away from you? Why are you blind?” and other annoying stuff

If you live in your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile
If you forgive people, but remember their names, copy and paste this on your profile
If you NEED a WARRIOR CAT MOVIE copy and paste this on your profile (Erin Hunter, listen to your fans!!!)
If you get bored easily, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you cried once your faviorte character died in anything, copy and paste this on your profile and give three examples: (for me, Rue from the Hunger Games, Longtail from Warriors, and Silena from Percy Jackson Series)
If you love copy-and-pastes, copy and paste this on your profile.
Well, I do believe this is enough copy-and-paste in bold. Copy THAT and paste it.

If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys who act just like them at your school who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what would happen if you peeled an M&M, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love talking, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! If you're happy and you know it stuff some random thing in your mouth! If You're happy and you knwo and you rerally want to show it than if you're happy and you know it go read warriors right NOW!! If you laughed or chuckled or smiled at this(youy know you did) than add your name to the list: FEIGN

If you know you're weird and scary and your mom tells you you're good looking and you think you're not, add your name to this list: Scarclaw

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Ivypaw, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19, skyfoot21, FEIGN

Plural MOOSE for MEESESignatures:1. Rainfire2. Firehawk1013. Snowfur4. Sandstorm5. Bluestar6. Squirrelflight7. Leafpool8. Jaypaw9. Firestar10. Graystripe11. Firestar's Gal12. Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan13. FEIGN, Rottedheart of the River

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

A white man said "No coloured people allowed here." And the black man said. "When I was born I was black, when I grew up I was black, when I am sick I am black, when I go out in the sun I am black, when I am cold I am black, when I die I'll be black, but you, you. When you were born you were pink, when you grew up you were white, when you are sick you are green, when you go out in the sun you turn red, when you are cold you are blue, and when you die you'll be purple and you dare to call me coloured?" The black man sat down and the white man walked away. If you're against racism copy and paste this into your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

REPOST THIS TO LET ALL THE SWEET APPLES KNOW THAT THERE ISN'T SOMETHING WRONG WITH THEM!

IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D

65 percent of teenagers would rather watch T.V. than read. If you are one of the 35 percent that would rather have their nose stuck in a book, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were having a sugar rush.

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Talked about a person when they were sitting right next to you.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

Not a blonde, not a brunett, not a black-hair. Never heard anything about a redhead.

In my little world, you'd never survive.

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite. (A lot of this was totally true! Namely statement 2 4 and 7)

There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 1:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

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Girl: You should slow down, this is to fast
Boy: This is how a motorcycle is supposed to feel but if you tell me you love me, i'll slow down
Girl: I love you!
Boy: Now you have to give me a hug.
Girl: (She squeezed around the boys boys waist from behind him)
Boy: Now you must take my helmet from my head and put it on you then i will slow down.
Girl: (puts helmet on her head)
Newspaper headline next morning: Fatal motorcycle accident after brakes went out, male died and female lived being the only one with a helmet.In truth the boy knew his breaks went out and told his girlfriend she loved him one last time and to feel her hug then he gave her his helmet so she could live. (Copy and Paste this to your profile if you thought that was sweet)

In Remembrance to Severus Snape,
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley,
Who fought bravely to the very end,
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half,
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother,
With many jokes,
He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby,
Who was more free and full of love,
Than any elf, and most humans.

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin,
The last real Marauder,
Who was not just a wonderful father,
An incredible husband and a brave hero,
As well as an awesome werewolf,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks,
Who died for the greater good,
And would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastor 'Mad Eye' Moody,
Whose motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Sirius Black,
The almost-playboy who got punished for nothing,
and yet he was powerful because he loved and was loved,
and was brave and loyal to the point of stupidness!

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort,
Who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger,
But who got his butt kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Albus Dumbledore,
Whose past and wisdom confused us,
Whose seeming betrayal shocked us,
But who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange,
Because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra,
She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey,
Who we really didn't know too well,
But took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war,
So he must've done something good...
Besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig,
Harry's first real friend,
Who lived and died soaring.