Hi Im Emma Cruz and im 15 years old,and I'm a socially awkward,danosaur fan (Danisnotonfire),Phillion fan (AmazingPhil),Whovian (Doctor who),malteaser lover and a British person.Unfortunately.

My fanfic name is Mollanise and I comment on loads of stories.Also I LOVE southpark who don't? I think that's it abut me I guess

so here's a thing (don't no what's its called) I'm gonna to put some names of southpark in any order

1.Kyle

2.Kenny

3.cartman

4.stan

5.wendy

6.craig

7.clyde

8.tweek

9.Pip

10.damien

11.Token

12.Bebe

What do you do if 5 pushed u in the road?

me:WENDY U BITCH U NEARLY KILLED ME!

wendy:Does it look like I care?

cartman:Boo Wendy,boo Wendy Testaburger.Boo."

me:For once I agree with fatass

What do you'd do if 6 and 2 got married?

me:it can happen!

craig*Flips off Emma*

me:Ooo! *flips off back*

What happens if 1 kissed u on the cheek?

me:Awww Kyle!!!You're Sooo cute!!

What does 4 and 9 do if they were stuck in school?

pip:w-well I think we should learn so We can shave extra credit chap!

Stan:fuck off pip

pip-rightio!

what does 3 do if you were stuck in a fire?

me:he would say fuck off and burn in hell bitch and walk away

Cartman:And then go KFC.Dont forget that part you loving tea Brit!

8 and 12 in love?

bebe:what with that freek?in your dreams

tweek:GAH! too much PRESSURE!

if u and 7 had A fight who would win?

me:sorry Clyde but I would win

clyde:Why does everyone say that!

me: because you're whiny little ass bitch.

5 and 12 and u were singing in a band and a dragon came in what would u do?

me:THE FUCK!

token:FUCK

bebe:save me TOKEN!...TOKEN!

Token:"Naaa you're a bitch."

Emma:"he got a point bitch.

9 and 10 both love 7

Clyde:"No...just no..."

Pip:"w-why?"

Clyde:"Because I love Damien."

Damien:"Sucker!"

Me:"Da fuck!"

which character are you?

stan:your the normal one] you have a girlfriend/boyfriend[ ]you own a red blue ball puffle hat tell me If I get it wrong)[ ] you have annoying sister[x] your dad is retarded[x] you have a Jewish best friend[ ]you have black hair[ ]you got a dog[X ]you got blue eyes[x]

4 out of 8 not bad!

Kyle:your jewish[x]you own an unkansher[ ] you are short temperd[x]you got red hair[ ]your dad is a lawyer[ ]you got a adopted brother[x](his name is Aaron!)you got a bitchy mother[ ] you got green eyes[x](bluish and greenish)

4 out of 8

Cartman:your over weight[ ]you hate Jews[ ]you love cheesy poofs[x]your an only child[ ]you only got a mum[x](mum and dad splitted up when I was 4:()you idol is hitler[ ] you got brown hair[x] you got brown eyes[ ]

3 out of 8

Kenny:you got a dirty mind[x] your poor[ ]you own a orange a orange Parka[ ]you got dirty blond hair[ ]you got bright eyes[ x]your parents are alcoholics[ ]you are protective over your little sister[ X] you own playboys]

3 out of 8

i should of done this at the beggining of the profile but oh well.

Name:Emma Cruz

age:13

Hair :dark brown just past my ribs

fav colour:blue and green can't decide

Eyes:bright greenish bluish eyes

Weird fact:I always have feelings when something going to bad happens

fun fact:I have a very long tounge and i can reach it to my nose!!

sibilings:big brother who's 19 name is Aaron (black hair icy blue eyes) and a little sister 3 years old name is Masie May (mousy brown hair dark blue eyes) And my big sister,her name is Hallie and she is 17 years old she has light brown hair with Icy blue eyes.

Mum and dad:My dad had Icy blue eyes with dark dark brown curly hair (Half spanish My mum has dark brown hair and light brown eyes (also half spannish) and my step dad he had light brown hair with dark blue eyes.

favourite tv shows:southpark,doctor who,house of anubis,Only fools and horses,Fresh Prince of bel Air,Big time rush and Drake and Josh,supernatural and the walking dead

fav movie:21 and 22 jump street

fav video game:Scott Termenon must die!(southpark) and stick of truth(southpark)

girly girl or tomboy:tomboy

signature:My necklace that my little sister got me

accesories:firetrap navy blue glasses

fav quotes

doctor:it doesn't go through wooden doors!!

rory :THATS RUBBISH!

doctor:HAY DON'T DISS THE SONIC! Doctor who

kyle* you * I need my brother back or ill* fucking murder you and * and * my mother will * and and *

wendy :what does * mean?

stan shrugs

south park

dean:What?

sam:I lost my shoe..*pout with puppy eyes*

dean*rolls eyes*

dean:I HOPE YOUR APPLE PIE WAS FRIKING WORTH IT!

Supernatural

Silas: “Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? The Mayor. Mayor who?” Damon: “Well who?” Silas: “No one. That’s a joke. No one’s there because I killed the mayor.” Jeremy: “You’re a dick.”

the vampie diaries

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex

2. Which is your favourite colour out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which colour do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favourite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat-.-)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture. (It's BORING!)
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.

you played with hot wheels as a kid.

Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

TOTAL: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love skirts.
Cats are better than dogs.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favorite colors.(Purple) Not anymore
You hate wearing the colour black.
You like hanging out at the shopping center.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (only neclaces or bracelets)
Shopping is one of your favourite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body perfume.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like being the star of everything.
You care about what you look like.

Total: 7

PREP

You own a cell phone.
you own something from abercrombie
You own something from pacsun
you own something from Hollister
You own something from American Eagle
You love/like going to the mall.

you love Star bucks (not in americia)

You have been called a brat.
You hate buying things that are on sale
You have more than one house

Total : 2

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favorite colors.
You have thought about death.
You wear chains.
You like heavy metal.

you shopped at hot topic

You have worn black lipstick.
Your hair was/is dark. (dark brown)
You dislike preps.
You're an athiest/ satanist/agnostic.

Total : 3 lol

PUNK

You can skateboard
You've worn plaid.
you like Converse
you hate MTV
You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair. - (streaks count)
You dislike pink.
You hate/dislike preps.
You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total : 5

GEEK

You love the computer.
You like Harry Potter.
you are supposed to wear glasses/contacts
You get straight A's.
You love/like reading.
You were/are in band.
You don't care what you look like.
You have a curfew.
You always do your homework.
You never miss school unless you're sick. i couldn't be bothered some days lol

Total : 6

EMO

You have been depressed.
You have black rimmed glasses.
You like the band Evanescence
You cry easily

You hate being called emo

You listen to emo music

You keep/have kept a journal/diary.
you have written a sad poem
you think emo chicks/Guys are hot

Total :4

GHETTO/GANGSTA

You like rap.
You are/was in a gang.
You wear/wore rubberbands in your pants.
You swear once in a while or a lot.
You have freestyled.
You have worn high tops with the tongue flipped out.
You can break dance.

Total : 2 lol

HARDCORE/SCENE

You like loud music
You love/loved the Ninja Turtles
You never walk anywhere.
You wear/wore slip-on shoes

You wear/wore Vans.
You like the band panic! at the disco.
You wear band t-shirts.
People have called you a freak and meant it.
You love to "hardcore" dance
hair has been died more than 1 colour

Total: 4

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Superbowl.
You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.
You collect your jerseys.
you have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards
You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

You belong/belonged to a school team.
You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.
You have a specific number

Total:2

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be rude.
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLOURS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUYS WHO ARE FRIENDS SO I MUST BE FUCKING THEM ALL
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I like LOLITA, so I MUST be a creep.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm CALIFORNIAN, so I MUST be tan and blonde.
I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a stoner.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I have my own religious ideology, so I MUST be an ATHEIST
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.(only my enemies)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I HAVE A FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government (sometimes), so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I don't like BABIES, so I MUST be a heartless bastard
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!