Fifteen-year-old Sam takes her life into her own hands when she moves away from Saffron City to live with her sister in Goldenrod, leaving behind their abusive father and starting fresh. All she actually does is run head-long into a conflict between three kids and their Pokemon, and another dimension full of soulless abominations that want to destroy us. Woah.

Welcome to the world of Pokémon! Here, the creatures are way more violent, stuff can actually die, and all of the food is either dead stuff or has a crazy side effect. Great game, right? A sort-of run through Kalos. Rated T for minor violence and swearing.

We're here today to figure out what we keep doing wrong and how is it ten-year old kids keep taking down our years of carefully established plans. Think of it as an evil masterminds anonymous group. Of course, we'll need a name... Such as The Galactic-Rocket-Aqua-Magma-Plasma Sodality, or GRAMPS for short.

When Goldenrod City is transformed into an apocalyptic wasteland by a vicious tsunami, ruthless criminals go to war for control of the city in its weakness. With police outnumbered and death tolls rising, it's up to a bubbly young rebel to turn vigilante and uncover the tsunami mystery with the help of a PC hacking genius infamous for flaunting enemy secrets and stealthy thieving.

A collection of crack drabbles. Slight AU where the protagonists and rivals live in one house. Characters are updated with each chapter.

It was supposed to be a vacation, to take a break from all those challenges and training. People weren't supposed to start being murdered during a fun vacation. It wasn't supposed to end up like this.

It hadn't been an accident when Volkner blacked out Sunyshore. Oneshot, rated T for language and discussion of suicide.

Amaterasu and Issun were going to take a day off from demon-hunting, but they could't rest for long! A strange flash of light struck the divine Konohana Tree of Kamiki Village and a mysterious portal has been opened to a new world...where could it have led the two? Gijinka!Ammy Dante/Amaterasu

Flint can really be stupid at times. Chaos 'almost' ensures. T for langauge, and swearing.

Volkner's problems with boredom started long before he was a Gym Leader. T for language.

"You are a steel type trainer, right?" Volkner asks casually, but there's a flicker of childish interest in his eyes. "Does that mean...you have a Magnemite?" VolknerJasmine, oneshot

Red finally tells Yellow how he feels about her on her 16th birthday, after he saves her from Team Rocket, but now she's been kidnapped. Will Red find her in time, or will Team Rocket do something irreversible to her? Red & Yellow SpecialShipping

Why would Volkner go outside when he's perfectly happy to brood and work and brood some more?

Flint, what did you do!" Roark yelled at the wall. "Flint's over there, Roark," Volkner told the glasses-less gym leader. Roark nodded, and turned to a plant. "What did you do, Flint!" Humor, somewhat-crack fic.

Flint and Volkner are trapped in the Underground. Their sanity hangs in the balance. Oneshot.

Dawn is called in to assist Volkner and Flint at the Sunyshore Gym. Oneshot.

Volkner and Flint demonstrate their amazing abilities in working together under pressure to escape the Sunyshore Gym. Oneshot.