Dark Mistress Lady Rosehide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for Kuroshitsuji, and Batman. So you want to know more about me... Well, like you, I'm a nerd that needed an outlet for said nerdy-ness. I currently am writing 'Beakers and a Good Laugh', a Kuroshitsuji fic, and 'The Price of Laughter' a Kuro x Batman crossover, and a few others yet to be posted. (To everyone who reads my work, I'm super sorry about my horrible, horrible not being good at making timely updates problem. (TT) forgive me!) My stories kinda become my life while I'm wrapped up in them and I tend to doodle when the words won't come. I wish I could show you guys the little doodles all over my writing pad! I get really bored and wish I could talk to my readers, because I want to be cool like that. So honestly review and hit me up if you wanna get through, I always read my messages. And anyone is always welcome to swap OMG's. I like answering questions. Seriously. Questions are awesome. I get carried away with lists. Cheese. You are now welcome to bug me anytime on tumblr! whabam! I also have a seldom used twitter: https://twitter.com/pirate_quacks |
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The Demon, The Shinigami and a Maid by thebattleangel reviews
When she wakes up in a bed that is not hers, Alice finds herself in a rather strange predicament. Due to her strange mannerisms, refusing to wear a dress and stealing a demons pair of pants, she catches the attention of two rather unique men. Undertaker
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 42,168 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/11/2018 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Sebastian M., Undertaker
Demons by permanentsmile reviews
* Formerly "New Deep." Post-war. Lucy Geller returns to Hogwarts for her Seventh year and decides to do something about her crush on her surly Potions master, who is still trying to recover from the war. SS/OC. AR / OOC Snape. Future lemon. Warm and Fluffy with (attempted) humor. Mischief all around. Hurrah.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,400 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 6/16/2016 - Published: 4/10/2011 - [Severus S., OC] - Complete
Melissa and Joey: Finally by ArtificiallyIntelligent reviews
After Mel runs from Joe in Jersey, Joe comes home without the kids to talk her into pursuing a relationship, only to find a naked Mel... The kids stayed in Jersey with Joe's mom and Austin isn't there when Joe gets home. One shot.
Melissa & Joey - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/27/2014 - Mel B., Joe L. - Complete
Seven by misscherryblossom reviews
A strange girl turns up at the manor, and Sebastian can't help but be interested...
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Sebastian M., OC - Complete
An Evening in the Potion Master's Chambers by Psychedelic Urchin
Anna visits Snape one evening. Lots of smut ensues. Mature readers only! PWP one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Sleeping with the boss? by Bittersweet Lunatic reviews
A little Undertaker & OC smut
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Undertaker
The Honeymoon Abduction by wendymarlowe reviews
Grabiner's father takes steps to ensure his son can't ignore his new bride forever - he kidnaps the young Mrs. Grabiner and magically transports the married couple to Revane Cottage for a belated honeymoon. Professor Grabiner is then faced with a dilemma - how can he free his wife from the magical spells that bind her, without giving in to the passions he has tried so hard to hide?
Magical Diary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Professor H. Grabiner - Complete
Undertaker x OC by kcm199527 reviews
Undertaker finds a young woman wandering around outside looking slightly dazed and confused. What happens when he takes her in and starts hitting on her? One temperamental witch trying to keep one overly perverted mortician at bay. What happens next wasn't planned, but it seems to be working. WARNING WILL AND DOES CONTAIN MUCH SMUTTING!
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,852 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 8/11/2012 - Undertaker
Stress Reliever by hrlqnn reviews
Ciel has sent Alanna out to give Undertaker a message. What happened during so was unexpected, to say the least. Rated M for smut, obviously.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,117 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/28/2013 - [Undertaker, OC] - Complete
Surprising Day by Lady Undertaker reviews
UndertakerxReader
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/26/2012 - Undertaker - Complete
Counter Offer by XLivingInADarkWorldX reviews
A troubled Reaper hides out in Undertaker's shop, but he demands a laugh. She gives another offer, a bet of sorts. UndertakerxOC lemon
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Undertaker - Complete
Face the Music by Calamity in Motion reviews
With her payments running late to GeneCo, Sage's only option is to accept a position as a Gentern. Now the psychotic Pavi Largo has his eyes on her, and His offer isn't as easy to swollow. Pavi/OC/Graverobber WARNING:Violence, Sexual Content, and Non-con.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,786 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Pavi, Graverobber
Un Jour by Perfume reviews
To successfully bury the past, you must never let the past come back to haunt you. Unfortunately for Sarah Williams, that becomes the problem one night. Jareth/Sarah
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Gigolo Joe, What Do You Know? by Time Lady Quazar reviews
Sorry the end's a little rushed, but I don't know how long my computer is going to accept this site. (It didn't for a long time, so I wanted to get this done quick before my 'puter decided to boot me off again!) A.I. fic, sequel to
A.I. - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,530 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/19/2003 - Published: 8/17/2002
A Many Splendored Thing by Time Lady Quazar reviews
Gigolo Joe, and a girl, set both before and after the movie. A little love, a little hanky-panky, a little kidnapping. Need we say more?
A.I. - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,502 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2002
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Beakers and a Good Laugh reviews
A girl was going to spend her summer vacation out of country until something really weird happened. She finds herself in some precarious situations, but its all too familiar to her. What's going on, and how is the world of Kuroshitsuji even real? Rated M for later chapters. Undertaker X OC I'm really bad at summaries, I just didn't want to spoil anything.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,943 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 11/20/2013 - [Undertaker, OC] Sebastian M.
The Price of Laughter reviews
Harley meets a giggly stranger upon the death of her dearest clown prince. Who is he and what on earth is she going to do without her Puddin! AU crossover with Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler Rated M for possible later chapters
Crossover - Batman & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Undertaker