kim123kn
First of all I'd like to say that I only read fanfics. I don't write them. I might in the future when my writing gets better. Probably not, but still...Maybe. Also I apologize if anything is repeated in my profile! :) Some Random Facts About Me Gender: Girl Favorite Color: Purple Favorite Subject(s): Math, Science, Art Eye Color: Really, really, really, really, really dark brown (almost black) Hair Color: Really, really, really, really, really dark brown (almost black) --Girls When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. All the other girls wanted to be ballerinas I just wanted to be a Pokemon Master. Put this on your page if you're a girl and you love Pokemon ...P...Put ...O...This on ...K...Your Profile ...E...To Stop Pokemon ...M...From ...O...Being ...N...Hated ...!!...It Shows That You Care 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP!" If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. 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If you have a profile do the oppesite of copying this to your profile, make the opposite of copying this to your profile 9 times... not. If you didn't get the thing above me copy this to your profile and that too. up there. SMILEYS RULE:):)copy and paste this in your profile if you agree. :):):):):):)! If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. Eighty percent of Americans don't smoke. 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Sing it in school no matter who's listening OR C.) Know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy this in your profile. 5.5 million people are on the internet right now. Copy this onto your profile if you are one of them. If you are a girl, paste this on your profile. If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! 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If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you sing in the showers, copy and paste this onto your profile. sdhsjkh dasdhas dfdfdf dfdsf, If you have no clue what that just ment, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. 90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your Profile. 93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" 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If you hear voices of characters in your head copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you think it’s stupid that a Pokémon movie was in LaRousse and yet Drew wasn’t there, copy and paste this into your profile. (THATS HIS HOMETOWN T.T) If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. Pikachu laughs at pokeballs…so let him take over fanfiction instead! Copy and paste this into ur profile to help him out! 95% of teen girls would be in tears if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this everywhere if you are the 5% that would get some popcorn,get a nice seat, then start chanting "JUMP,JUMP,JUMP." 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this on your profile if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick Copy and paste this on to your profile if you go to Ouran Academy! Re-post this if you are original and unique, and want to announce it to the world! If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Justin Bieber is a girl, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished that you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've read a fanfiction, copy and paste this onto your profile. if you would love to stay a night in a library, copy and paste this on your profile If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to slap yourself/someone else, put this on your profile. If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. 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If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, put this in your profile. If you have ever slapped yourself on the head and/or banged your head on the table and/or hit your head on a shelf for no reason, put this in your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction then put this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don’t just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever just screamed because you were so frustrated and people started staring and you yelled ‘What the hell are you looking at!", copy and paste this to your profile If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten your phone number when someone asks for it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you refer to yourself in the third person, copy and paste this to your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever accidently stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you actually read this whole thing add one of these things, and copy and paste this to your profile. 98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it...I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile. 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this on your profile If you are still reading this, copy and paste all of this to your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever started humming a song that you have absolutely no idea what it is put this on your profile. If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile. If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile. If you have ever fallen asleep in an inconvenient place copy this to your profile and add where: On the table, on the floor, on the stairs If you ever wanted to be sent to an asylum just so you can bounce around in the white padded room, copy and paste this to your profile!! If you've read this ENTIRE profile and wasted about ten minutes reading what took me hours to put together, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile. If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: the fear of long words. Now what SmartAss came up with that? If you think that is really funny, but can't pronounce it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teens can walk without running into walls. If you're in the 2 percent that can't, post this in your profile. IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have ever been pushed into an ice-cold pool copy and paste this into your profile If you go through profiles like mad, looking at all of the copy/pastey-thingies, and copy/paste every single one that has a remote chance of being interesting, fill up your profile to the limit, and continue doing it, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love copy and paste its, even though there useless, copy this in your profile. If you have ever tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy this into your profile. If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you're often confused for a shy and quiet person (but definitely aren't), copy and paste this into your profile. If you always say 'uhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying younger --or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile. If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this into your profile. If you love irritating people with these annoying copy and paste things, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have total blonde moments copy this into your profile If you've ever screamed at a book or the TV copy this! If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile If you have ever tripped over your own feet WHILE jumping in the air... copy this to your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Black and Beautiful,blossomheartxoxo,crimsonfallensakurablossom, cyberpielover, Shimaki-33, fox999, AnimeWolfGurl115,thecrazyrubberduckADDICTEDTOWOLFSBANE,Thrilllover39, Kim123kn. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, JForward, TARDISWhore, Rose, Rokudaime Kunoichi, Syciara-Lynx, iBankai, Shimaki-33, fox999,AnimeWolfGurl115,thecrazyrubberduckADDICTEDTOWOLFSBANE,Thrilllover39, Kim123kn. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, animelover inf, Lady Lilane,RaNdOm CaT927, green-girl09, Kim123kn If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit-Gryffindor,Kagome-Loves-Kouga Gryffindor, - Ravenclaw, RipredIsAwesome, Mewtrainer-Ravenclaw, Pikana- Slytherine, Mr. Pichu- Slytherine, green-girl09- Gryffindor, Kim123kn If you ever got hit in the face with a soccerball, football, etc., copy, paste this onto your profile, and add your name: Kaida Thorn, Gingerstar14, Squirrelflightlover, Metaknight4ever, golfer, Pikana, green-girl09, Kim123kn If you have ever turned a corner and banged your arm/leg/toe/head on the wall, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: Zilo Sugarpill, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic,Rena, Pokeshipping Gwevin Forever, Kim123kn IF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!))Rena((all the time)) Kandilips (L...M...A...O) Pokeshipping Gwevin Forever, Kim123kn. If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo Sugarpill (Can you say dominoes?), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( did it in karate class actually, I call it Self-Sacrafice-Tackle-Attack), iTorchic (so much fun XD )Rena((it was an EPIC FAIL))Kandilips(Doing that is like my life!) Pokeshipping Gwevin Forever, Kim123kn. If you don't care if your not popular, you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, darkpeatle202,Gingerleaves, silverwolf-fox, dragonrain618, Scarlett Rose Petal RoseAerin, Kim123kn I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. If you agree, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Randy Taylor, Home Improvement Lover, RoseAerin, Pokeshipping Gwevin Forever, Kim123kn ('.') (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minum take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! Their Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl,NightsTheVocaloid,cCsluver4evr, Waveripple of Team Sunrise, Espeon210, SakuraPetals44, SappirePrincess, contestshippingrose, Kim123kn If you can relate to me, stand up for yourself! Don't let your talents and gifts be bashed into the ground! Believe in yourself, and live life the way you want! If you are like me, then add your name to the list, and show others that they are perfect, just the way they are. Amy47101, malory79080, Kim123kn 9 out of 10 teenage girls suffer from peer pressure, verbal and/or physical abuse, and stereotyping. If you believe in the power of women and girls like us, and if you believe we can overcome this issue together hand in hand, post this onto your profile and add your name to the list: ColorTheSky, CrazyNerdyFangirl, WannaBeWinged, wishIwereanime, HitaAndUtaPri, Kim123kn If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, Art is a bang XD, A'isha Ishtar, EnvyFangirl101 Dakota51, loves2readandwrite, HitaAndUtaPri, Kim123kn FANFICTION UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!! Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), icyprincess1 (USA), Marshmellowtime (USA), Fury-Writer-17 (USA), Verdigurl (New Zealand), justiceintheworldofhp-yearight (USA), Andie-san (Canada), HitaAndUtaPri (USA), Kim123kn (USA) Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar, Samishi Destiny, Silverstar's Shadow, Darkangel24700, iLoVeMoOnYnPaDfOoT, Someone aka Me,Yourcool79, Give up your Prejudices, MyNameIsCAB, chibi-sarus, hawkstar2, CrazyLittleKookoo, Vera A, Kim123kn THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555, Kim123kn Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota Balcu,"as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. ...I...Put ღ ...C...Put ..M...Put this ...M...put this on ...D... Put this ...P... Put this ...D... Put this Guy: Where have you been all my life? Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Guy: Is this seat empty? Guy: Your place or mine? Guy: So, what do you do for a living? Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign? Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Guy: Your body is like a temple. Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you. Guy : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!' FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reasons why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (Aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: no. Girl: Do you like me? Boy: not really. Girl: Do you want me? Boy: no. Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: no. Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: no. Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: no. Girl: Choose me or your life. Boy: My life. The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says: Boy: The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason why I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I wouldn't do anything for you is because I would do EVERYTHING for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. Copy and paste this to your profile if you think that's sweet. YOUR GUY SIDE: x You love hoodies. x You love jeans. x Dogs are better than cats. x It's hilarious when people get hurt. x You've played with/against boys on a team. x Shopping is torture. x Sad movies suck x You own/ed an X-Box. x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. x At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega. x You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. x You watch sports on TV. x Gory movies are cool. x You go to your dad for advice. x You own like a trillion baseball caps. x You like going to high school football games. x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. x Baggy pants are cool to wear. x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. x You love to go crazy and not care what people think. x Sports are fun. x Talk with food in your mouth. x Sleep with your socks on at night. TOTAL: 5/25 YOUR GIRL SIDE: x You wear lip gloss/stick. x You love to shop. x You wear eyeliner. x You wear the color pink. x Go to your mom for advice. x You consider cheerleading a sport. x You hate wearing the color black. x You like hanging out at the mall. x You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. x You like wearing jewelry. x Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. x Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. x You don't like the movie Star Wars. x You were in gymnastics/dance. x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. x You smile a lot more than you should. x You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. x You care about what you look like. x You like wearing dresses when you can. x You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne. x You love the movies. x Used to play with dolls as little kid. x Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. x Like being the star of everything. x You like being stylish. TOTAL: 9/25 Stereotypes - A conventional, formulaic, and oversimplified conception, opinion, or image. Or, people being stupid and putting someone into a catergory to satisfy their own mindsets. personally, I fit into so many stereotypes that I'm not even sure what I would be classified as... For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! Girls Just Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too. here were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30 am. Well, what are you waiting for? put this on your page :) This is evil smiley. Evil smiley likes sharp things. Copy and paste Evil Smiley on your profile so he could see the world. This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. ( ) ( ) This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Bunny. After Duckie has taken over the world, Piggie will take it over from him. Then Froggie will take it over from him. / (\_/) PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE ,-.,-. I realized something today. Only in Wisconsin do we have Family Friendly Bars. Where you will find toddlers and infants there at 11 at night to four in the morning. Even when everyone, including their parentals, are drinking... WHAT IS OUR STATE COMING TO?!?!?!?!!! Eevee Power! Help Eevee take over the world by pasting this on your profile. Credit goes to EeveeInHeat. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .HR Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdatnrd waht I was rdanieg. I won't get the joke today. But don't worry. Tomorrow it will be funny. Smile... it makes people wonder what you're up to. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's darn right hilarious. I don't know what your problem is but I bet it's hard to pronounce. I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words. At last! My plans for world domination are complete! MUAHAHAHAA? Oh look, something shiny!:P They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well, I'm pretty sure the guns help because if you stood there and shouted 'BANG' I don't think you'd kill a lot of people. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is filled. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history Your year book picture still haunts me. A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is GOING somewhere. I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. You don't like me, well it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter. 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that? You're a speacial kind of stupid, aren't you? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. So what if we act like imature idiots? We're having fun. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn,got lost,and is to stubborn to ask directions. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it! I like work. It fasinates me. I can sit and stare at it for hours. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. Jogging is a slow sprinting, Coach! All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. Love me or hate me, either way, you're thinking of me. Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder then I realise I'm gonna miss your emails... I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do, kill me? Don't go knocking on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. People dying is God's way of saying "You're fired!" But people commiting sucide are saying "I quit!" If Barbie is SO popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? Dear Heart, I met a boy today. Prepare to be shattered... "Justin Bieber went bungee jumping!" It's a shame no-one cut the rope... I like him, he knows it. He likes me, I know it. So then why doesn't he do anything about it? I went to the Dark Side, and they gave me a cookie, but Harley (from Pokemon) stole it. Eeeeeviilll purple-haired freak. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?" Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it! Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls The crazy people made me their leader, but then my mum took me away from the asylum we were in... Where there's a will, I want to be in it. Normal people worry me "Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!" The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? If at first you don't succeed, change the rules. Tell the truth and run. Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts. Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense. Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong. If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over. My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem... It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. Have you seen my mind? I seem to have lost it. If all else fails, try reading the instructions. Lying is the most fun a girl can have without owning a flamethrower. However, I own a flamethrower, and therefore, life holds more fun for me then just lying! I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder. Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies… When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. Perfect men are only fictional. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Therapist = The/rapist...scary thought There's nothing wrong with talking to random objects, its when they start to talk back that you need to worry. Some people are like slinkies...they're not good for anything but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs. You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best! Dear Math, Please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of doing them for you. What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing that matters. I'd kill for a Nobel peace prize. If I could get a firm grip on reality, I'd choke it. Don't make me angry, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies Wanna know how to keep an idiot busy? Take him into a round room and tell him to sit in a corner. People are like slinkies. Basically useless and yet its so amusing to watch them fall down stairs In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop! Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later. God must love stupid people...he made so many There is no great genius without a mixture of madness When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me. Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor. PMS: Every woman's legal right to be a bitch. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah! Eat healthy. Work right. Die anyway. I have a dream and in it, something eats you. Its sad your own mom dresses you like that. Everyone is beautiful on the inside. If you think bones and guts are beautiful. Its always funny until someone gets hurt. Then its hysterical My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the hell are you scared?! Looking for a perfect girl? Go buy yourself a barbie doll. If idiots could fly this place would be an airport. I know KUNG-FU and 42 other dangerous words Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret! Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1? You should always proofread what you write in case you any words. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a better conversation than you. I ran into my ex today. Then I put it in reverse and hit him again. By the time you finished reading this you'll realize you just wasted 5 seconds of your life I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday Hi! I'm human. What're you? Have you considered suing your brain for non-support? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass! Everyone has a right to be ugly, but you're abusing that privilege. If we were to kill everyone who thought you were stupid, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide! I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it! Wherever there is life there is love I may not be perfect but at least I'm confident Sometimes all we need are each other Life is like a circle. No wonder I'm so dizzy. Yeah I'm a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. Boy break hearts so why don't we break their necks? One night, I looked up into the sky. I began counting the reasons why I love you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars. When they laugh, we'll laugh along too. Because we know better. We know. If I promise not to kill you... can I have a hug? Some people are like slinkies... they're really good for nothing! But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs! I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty! I love this RETARD I call my BEST FRIEND!! I didn't hit you... I simply high-fived your face! Exactly how much fun can I have before I go to hell? If I had half a mind..I would still be smarter than you!! Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. If you die I'll find a way to bring you back and kill you myself! Normal people worry me Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do Don't regret doing things, regret getting caught Everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE I reject your reality and substitute it with my own -Adam, MythBusters The early bird my get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese It's mind over matter I don't mind ‘cause you don't matter I went insane and all I got was this stupid jacket Curiosity killed the cat, but fulfillment brought it back I didn't create sin, I've just perfected it. Join the Dark side, We've got Cookies! - I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. If talking to your self is the first sign of insanity, what’s sign two? I only love two people and your not one of them Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. Show me a sane man and I’ll cure him for you. Everyone has the right to be stupid, but YOU are abusing the privlige. I know a thousand ways to always say the wrong thing. They say the truth will set you free, then, how come every time I say the truth I get sent to my room? I’m already imagining duck tape over your mouth. Until I was 13 I thought my name was shut up. Injured Roman: Somebody call IX I I!! Random stranger: I can't! I don't have a roman numeral phone! I’ve already won so shut up and bow before me. I’m smarter, stronger, and older than you so show some respect. When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in some ones eyes. I see stupid people and they don’t know they’re stupid. When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. When life gives me lemons, I squirt lemon juice in life’s eyes. When life gives you lemons you make grape juice , then sit back and let the world wonder how in the seven hells you did it. don’t think of it as ditching school, think of it as a self approved field trip When you fall, I'll laugh When the world falls to chaos, you'll know I won A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will call him and tell him he has 7 day's to live. A friend will tell you he's not worth it. A best friend(or me)will walk up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?" "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! Fight Crime: Shoot Back! How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. He Said: I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it. My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marshmallows and flirting with the firemen. Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it? Everything here is eatable. Even I'm eatable, my dear children, but that is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. I ran with scissors, and lived! If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect to get it back. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success. Success = Failure! Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. When life hands you lemons, chuck 'em back at the guy who was demented enough to give them to you. When french people swear do they say Pardon my English? so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? I used all my sick days, so I called in dead... you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?' If I won't be myself, who will? Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. "You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!" "Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil." "Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die." "I'm sane, it's the world that's crazy" They say home is where the heart is. Well, my home must be Hell because that's where my heart seems to be stuck. Our neighborhood is full of weirdoes. We fit right in! Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow! Labels are for cans, and in case you haven't noticed - I'm not a can, so don't label me. STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies natural desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk who desperately deserves it. I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? When life gives you lemons throw them in life's face, they're probably poisoned. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. If you can't fix it with duck tape you haven't used enough! There is no "I" in team but there is definitely a "ME"... I agree with the dictionary: girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me - I've got a stick. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either. I smile cause I don't know what the hell is going on. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what your up too I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for eating most of them. I'm the kind of girl who's not afraid to prank my friends. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them. Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. When in doubt, push random buttons! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves. Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking. You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it. An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. I'm not as dumb as you look. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again. Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?" All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege. The trouble with life, is there's no background music. A clean house is a sign of a broken computer! Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! I don't get even, I get odder. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for! In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you. Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear into my crib. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. I have no predjuces. I hate everyone equally. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh becase you are all the same. You were born an original, don't dye a copy. Strength is born in the deep silence of long-suffering hearts; not amid joy. Age...a matter of feeling, not years. We grow small trying to be great. How little do they see what is, who frame hasty judgements upon that which seems. You are only what you are when no one is looking. When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it forever. The difference betwwen fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left. We are not retreating...we are advicing in another direction. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles! My mother told me never to talk to strangers...I never talk to myself anymore. I've always wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my enemy to go swimming. How do you save your enemy from drowning? Take your foot of his/her head! Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. Nobody makes a greater mistake then he who does nothing because he can only do little. Just because I'm a genius doesn't mean I'm required to have a lot of common sense. Or any, for that matter... I'm bored. Run for your sanity. My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems. I didn't deny it! I just didn't admit it! Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. I love deadlines. I especially love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. I just thought of something funny...your mother. The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people. It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office. Many of us spend half our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it. I used to have a handle on life, then it broke. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I Came. I Saw. I Conquered. At first I thought he was walking his dog. Then I realized, it was his date. We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me! Always remember you’re unique…just like everybody else. What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free? Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work here is done. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. "I want to die in my sleep like my great grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car..." "It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you." You WILL Fall For This... 1.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 2.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or a Myspace. 3.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 5.) Your teacher doesn't even know how to do the work she's teaching you. 6.) You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 7.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all of your friends. 8.) And you were way too busy to notice that there's no number 4. 9.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no number 4. 10.) And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 11.) C&P this to your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is scary! The phone will ring right after you repost! Her name was Auroura Her dad was a drunk Her only friend She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrusted the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad When she walks away from you mad One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no bloody fricken way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that crap up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!" 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my downstairs when I ask where the toilet is? Did you know... kissing is healthy. bananas are good for period pain. it's good to cry. chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. lying is actually unhealthy. you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. chocolate will make you feel better. most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. a good friend never judges. a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. boys aren't worth your tears. we all love surprises. Now... make a wish. Wish REALLY hard!! WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been recieved. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish will be granted... "Why do Boys Fall in Love with Girls?" (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms . 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. The way they smile. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the caller ID after you just had a big fight. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later... 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. The way you miss them. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... 26. The way that she looks almost always happy around you Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitabley consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Now here comes the fun part. You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say "I love you," or "Will you go out with me?" NO JOKE!! NOW THE CONSEQUENCES!! The consequences are: If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships. If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!! Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls?" After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! "A touching love story that 'll make u cry" 10th Grade:- As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called 'best friend'. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before. I handed them to her.She said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. 11th grade:- The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, So I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go home. She looked at me, said 'thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek..I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Senior year:- One fine day she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said, "hes not gonna go" well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as 'best friends'. So we did. That night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as She smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Graduation:- A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine-but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said- 'you're my best friend, thanks' and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Marriage:- Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said 'you came !'. She said 'thanks' and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. Death:- Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my 'best friend'. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: 'I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me ! ...'I wish I did too...' I thought to my self, and I cried. Things to do when you're in Walmart! 1.) Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2.) Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3.) Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4.) Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5.) Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6.) Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7.) When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8.) Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9.) While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10.) Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11.) In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look." 12.) Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13.) When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream,"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14.) Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!" Stupid things! Aha, these are me in very big nutshell! Bold ones you've done!: 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out My Score: 72/100 My Notes: Wow... I'm a lot more stupid then I thought I was ... You were there when HE wasnt. "REMEMBER WHEN" REMEMBER WHEN .. Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now Something that will crack you up. Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will. To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 Weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6.In the memo field of all your checks, write 'For Marijuana' 7. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance With The Prophecy'. 9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!' 18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' 20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity, Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile. Which Eeveelution Are You? EEVEE [ ] You are cute [ ] You love to play [x] You don’t like getting into fights [ ] You hate the darkness or you are afraid of it [x] You have a best friend forever [x] You love your best friend very much [ ] You don’t say bad words [x] Most people love you [ ] You are youngest of all your siblings [x] You like to wish upon a star [ ] You have lots of stuffed animals TOTAL: 5 VAPOREON [x] You can swim [x] You go to swimming pool at least one time a week [x] You hate racism [ ] Someone has said that you are hot [ ] You are very social [ ] You don’t spend more than 2 hours on the computer or TV [x] You enjoy sleeping [x] You know most of your neighbors’ names [x] You can speak in another language than English [ ] You visit social places (such as concerts,theaters,etc.) more than 1 time a week [ ] People call you a “smiley face” [x] You LOVE spending time in the water TOTAL: 7 JOLTEON [ ] You are a street kid [ ] You have been in an accident [ ] You usually get into street fights [ ] Your favorite kind of music is rap [ ] You have been shocked by electricity [x] You seriously need to get a life (yeah...) [ ] People say you’re too egotistic [ ] You have tried gangsta style [ ] You try to be really cool [ ] You really want someone [ ] Last thing you did before you sit on computer was meeting with someone [x] You hate something right now TOTAL: 2 FLAREON [x] You are kind of a hothead [ ] People try to calm you down [ ] When you want something, you won’t stop until you get it. [x] You are seriously waiting for something right now [x] You annoy people (many) [ ] You like cartoon villains more than heroes [ ] You would like to have red eyes [x] You were born in summer or spring [x] You can think of crazy things [x] You have burned something (Anything and everything) [x] Things around you are stupid [x] You didn’t/don’t like your life at a moment TOTAL: 8 ESPEON [x] You believe in magic [ ] Your first boyfriend/girlfriend dumped you [x] You really love someone [x] You believe in love at first sight [x] You haven’t tried to smoke, drugs or drink alcohol [x] You are a goody-goody…… [x] ……or average [x] You get injured easily [x] People don’t really get you (Only my best friends do) [ ] You MUST do something right now [ ] You are like a psychic [ ] You have great sight (I have glasses now) TOTAL: 8 UMBREON [x] You love the dark. [x] you like to wear/see/use the color black. [x] glow in the dark stickers are cool. (especially when they're stars!) [ ] you are sometimes thought of as evil by your appearance. [x] you look out for yourself at times. [ ] you have or would like to have a Umbreon in your Pokemon games. [ ] you are terrifyingly silent. [ ] you have eyes that make people timid or afraid. [x] you have helped or been helped by someone but never said ‘you’re welcome’ or ‘thank you’. (I WAS SLEEPY AT THE TIME!) [x] you love to go out in the night. [ ] You have excellent vision in dark places. TOTAL: 6 LEAFEON [x] Fall or spring is one of your favorite seasons. [ ] you adore the color green. [x] you love flowers but choose not to pick them. [ ] clean, green and pristine is your way of life. [ ] animals adore you and you adore them. [ ] you are a very peaceful person. (*whistles innocently*) [x] you care deeply for anyone even if you do not know them at all. [x] you enjoy longs walk in nature or the woods. [ ] you are a vegetarian. (This may be just me but I can't stand not having meat. MEAT LOVERS UNITE!) [ ] your eyes are or you wish for them to be green. [ ] you really can’t stand cold days. [ ] people really love to be around you. TOTAL: 4 GLACEON [ ] Winter days are your favourite days. [x] Cold weathers don’t phase you with or without a jacket. [ ] You have (or wish to have) amazingly snow white or light blue eyes. [ ] You live in a place where it’s cold all year round. [x] Hot days are your most hated time of any week. [x] You don’t mind cold foods. [ ] You have once used a cold joke (cold-hearted etc.) during cold times. [x] You adore very much the colour white. [ ] You take long walks in the snow. (Rarely any snow) [ ] You have a cold personality. [ ] People can’t really call onto you for sympathy. [ ] You have heard the song Cold by Crossfade. TOTAL: 4 HIGHEST: Tie between Flareon (8) and Espeon (8) LOWEST: Jolteon (2) You are a... (Bold the ones for you!) CHILD OF ZEUS You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a thunderbolt. You were voted Class President. You do what’s best for everyone. You think you have what it takes to run for President. You think every problem has a solution You love showing off. You like plane rides You are hydrophobiac 6/10 CHILD OF POSEIDON You feel at home in the water. Your favourite vacation place is at the beach. You enjoy snorkelling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. You want to do something about the marine species being abused today. You visit the local pool on a regular basis. You swim professionally. You hate seafood. You never get seasick. You’d rather ride a boat than a plane. You are acrophobiac 7/10 CHILD OF HADES You’re not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You spend most of your time alone. You think parties are sometimes loud and annoying. You like to keep to yourself. (Sometimes) All your closets are padlocked (or you wish they could be) You write in diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. 8/10 CHILD OF DEMETER You own a garden. You have a green thumb. You’re an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You’re a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check a product if it’s environmentally-friendly. You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 5/10 CHILD OF ARES You often start fights. You’re a very aggressive type of person. You like watching wrestling. You’re competitive. You like reading about war. You don’t take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. (Mostly at school) You don’t always think before you do something. 5/10 CHILD OF ATHENA You have an insatiable thirst for knowledge. You’re probably the only person who visit the library on a regular basis. Half of your Christmas presents last year were books. (Used my Christmas money on books) You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You’re the valedictorian in your class. You’ve never gotten a grade below 80 in your report card. (Never below an 89. My only B ever) You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. You think it would be better if you were the President. You have a huge shelf of books at home. (duh) You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful 6/10 CHILD OF APOLLO You’re very creative and artistic. You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. (Not really... Don't mess with me when I'm tired) You are talented at drawing. (Was one of the best in my class!) You like writing poetry. (I like it, I'm just not all that good at it!) You can play at least 3 musical instruments. (Only piano) You like going to art museums. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. You have straight A's in Art on your report card (yep!) Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. 7/10 HUNTER OF ARTEMIS You dislike boys in general. (Most guys at my school are VERY annoying) A deer is one of your favorite animals. You can shoot targets. (I have really bad aim) You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome. You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around all over the place. Hunting is not cruel, if it's to hunt down monsters. 4/10 CHILD OF HEPHAESTUS You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You’re the best at Woodshop in your class. (Don't take Woodshop) Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. (Yeah, a toy toolbox from when I was 4) You often search the Internet to look for pictures of robots. (They look cool!) You’re a techie. You often have carpentry projects. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren’t afraid of fire. 3/10 CHILD OF APHRODITE Every guy/girl swoons for you. You like putting on makeup. (Blegh) You naturally smell good. (How do I know how I smell?) You never experience a bad hair day. Your favorite activity is clothes-shopping. (*gag*) You’re always at the front of every trend. (I don't really care about that stuff) You’re the popular girl/guy at your school. (I'm as far as you can get from popular. Half of my grade have no clue who I am!) You’re often invited to parties. (Only by my BFFs) Your motto is ‘It’s never a party without me.” (I'd rather skip) You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (NOT!) 1/10 (yay! I’m not a normal stereotypical girl!) CHILD OF HERMES You like pickpocketing your friends. (I have no clue how... I should learn!) You’re a prankster. (Very bad at them. Enjoy them as long as the prank isn't on me!) You consider yourself restless. You’re the best speaker in the class. (I usually freak-out when I have to speak to the class) You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You’re inventive and resourceful. You often start arguments. You’ve never lost a debate. You like making witty and sarcastic statements. (Doesn't everyone?) 4/10 CHILD OF DIONYSUS You’re the life of the party. (NO) You like wine. (Underage) You can finish a martini in less than a minute. (Again, underage) You have a happy, cheerful disposition. (You must be mistaking me for my sister!) You’re a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. (Not a social person) You like trying out new food. You feel that you’re abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 2/10 Yay! I'm a Child of Hades! :D 100 Truths (Quiz taken 06-18-13) 1.Real name: Kim-Nhi 2.Nickname(s): Kim, Kimmy, Pumpkin (last one is my dad's nickname for me cuz I was a pumpkin my first Halloween when I was 2) 3. Favorite color(s): Purple and black 4. Male or female: Female 5. Elementary School: Secret 6. Middle School: Secret 7. High School: Secret 8. Eye Color: Brown (really dark brown) 9. Hair Color: Brown (really dark brown) 10. Tall or Short?: Short (4' 11'') 11. Sweats or Jeans?: Sweats 12. Phone or Camera?: Phone 13. Health freak?: maybe... 14. Orange or Apple?: orange 15. Do you have a crush on someone?: no 16. Eat or Drink?: eat? 17. Soup or Sandwich?: Sandwich 18. Pepsi or Coke?: Pepsi 19. Been in an airplane?: Yes. 20. Been in a relationship?: No 21. Been in a car accident?: Let's hope not, no. 22. Been in a fist fight?: Not now and not ever 23. First piercing?: Ears 24. First word?: Mama 25. First award?: 1st place in a piano competition 26. First crush?: none yet YOU KNOW THE: 29. Last person you texted: don't have phone, wish I did though 30. Last person you talked to: Mom 31. Last Drink: water 32. Last food you ate: crackers 33. Last movie you watched: StarStruck 34. Last song you listened to: People Like Us Kelly Clarkson 35. Last thing you bought: book FAVORITE: 36. Quote: "Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. -Elbert Hubbard 37. Food: Chocolate 38. Drink: Sprite 39. Bottoms: PJs 40. Flower: Rose 41. Animal: Dog 42. Color: Purple 43. Movie: Monsters Inc. 44. Subject: Math HAVE YOU EVER: 45.Fallen in love with someone?: no 46.Celebrated Halloween?: YEAH! 47.Had your heart broken?: no 48.Went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone?: don't have phone 49.Had someone like you?: Yes 50.Liked someone?: no 51.Got pregnant?: Hell no!!! 52.Had an abortion?: again, HELL NO!!! 53.Did something I regret?: Yes 54.Broke a promise?: Um, yes… but doesn't everyone at some point in their life?) 55.Hid a secret?: Yep 56.Pretended to be happy?: Yes 57.Met someone who changed your life?: no 58.Pretended to be sick?: No 59.Left the country?: for vacation 60.Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it?: yeah 61.Cried over the silliest thing?: Yes. 62.Ran a mile?: yes, like a bunch of times for school 63.Went to the beach with your best friend?: Yep. 64.Got into an argument with your friends?: Yep. 65.Disliked someone?: more than one. 66.Stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a boyfriend: I’ve never had a boyfriend…. CURRENTLY: 67. Eating: Nothing 68. Drinking: nothing 69. Watching: My computer screen 70. Sitting/Laying: Sitting 71. Plans for today: Read some fanfics, eat lunch, read more fanfics, go swimming, eat dinner sleep 72. Waiting for: something interesting... YOUR FUTURE: 73. Want kids: yeah 74. Want to get married: Yes 75. Career: engineer or scientist BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND: 76. Lips or eyes: Eyes 77. Shorter or Taller: Taller than me 78. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic 79. Shy or outgoing: Outgoing 80. Sadistic or masochist: neither 81. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship 82. Looks or personality: Personality HAVE YOU EVER: 83. Lost glasses/contacts: more than I can count 84. Snuck out of a house: No 85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: NO 86. Killed somebody: NO 87. Broken someone's heart: Yeah... 88. Been in love: no 89. Cried when someone died: no one in my life has died yet so, no DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 90. Yourself: DUH! 91. Miracles: Yes! 92. Love at first sight: Sorta 93. Heaven: Yes 95. Aliens: sure 96. Ghosts: sure TRUTHFULLY: 97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: no 98. Do you know who your real friends are?: Yes 99. Who are your best friends?: I have 8 BFFs but their names are for me to know and everyone else to... um... not know. 100. Post as 100 truths?: Yup. Answer these questions about yourself. (Quiz taken 06-18-13) A - AVAILABLE: Yes B - BIRTHDAY: May 19th C - CRUSHING ON: No one at the moment D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Water E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO: My sister F - FAVORITE SONG: For now it is People Like Us Kelly Clarkson G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS: Gummy worms H - HOMETOWN: Secret I - IN LOVE WITH: No one J - JELLO OR JUICE: Jello! K - KILLED SOMEONE: NO L - LONGEST CAR RIDE: From New York to Canada M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR: Strawberry N - NUMBER OF SIBILINGS: 1 P - PERSON THAT CALLED YOU LAST: Don't have a phone S - SONG YOU LAST SANG: People Like Us Kelly Clarkson T - TIME YOU WOKE UP: 9:45 A.M U - UNDERWEAR COLOR: Do I have to answer this? Please say no. V - VEGETABLE: Onions W - WORST HABIT: Biting nails X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD: 1 (when I fractured my shoulder) Y - YEARS LIVING WHERE YOU LIVE: secret Z - ZEBRAS?: Are they black with white stripes or are they white with black stripes? 1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4. “The painted people stared at her, their faces unchanging." -The Books of Elsewhere: The Secret Spy 2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What can you touch? The Wall 3. What is the last thing you watched on TV? Miss USA 4. Without looking, guess what time it is: 2:05 P.M 5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 2:07 P.M 6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? The radio playing Treasure Bruno Mars 7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Yesterday, Swimming 8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at on the computer? A fanfic 9. What are you wearing? PJs 10. Did you dream last night? No 11. When did you last laugh? 15 minutes ago 12. What is on the walls of the room you are in? calendars, posters, awards, maps, etc. 13. Seen anything weird lately? Yeah, doesn't everyone 14. What do you think of this quiz? eh 15. What is the last film you saw? StarStruck 16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy? A phone 17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I suck at video games 18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Sop child abuse 19. Do you like to dance? Yes but I look really weird doing it... 20. What is the first thing you think when you hear these words: 1)heart, 2)straw, 3) applesauce. Heart: Love Straw: Drink Applesauce: Mushy 21. What would you call your first child? Give a boy and girl name. Girl: Evelyn Boy: Ethan Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses. Clap when the good guy gets killed. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?" Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!" Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding. Yell out what is going to happen. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away. Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is. Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are. Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...) Bring a beach ball. Toss it around. Try to start a wave. Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window. Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!" Sing with the theme music. Bring and use your own air freshener. At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies." Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie. Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen. Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late. When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!" Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?" Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie. Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen. Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat" Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself. Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room. Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn. Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!" Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!" Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!" Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said. Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one. Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes. Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end. IN THE CINEMA: Wait for it to go quiet and then stand up loudly and yell "I can't find the remote to change the channel!" The 10 Commandments of a Teenager! 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (Why wait that long?) 2) Thou shall not do drugs. (Alcohol lasts longer, not to mention it's cheaper.) 3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection.) 4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (Destruction has a bigger effect, and why the hell would you let yourself get arrested?!) 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. (Everyone knows grandma has more money.) 6) Thou shall not get into fights. (Just start them.) 7) Thou shall not skip class. (Just take the whole day off.) 8) Thou shall not kiss boys in school. (Kiss them outside instead.) 9) Thou shall not worry about tests. (Just cheat on them: better marks.) 10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (Just leave 'm in the middle.) Reasons why girls are the best 1. We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies... you get the point. 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people still find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We can have men do what we want by mearly unbuttoning our shirts. REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER (Copy and paste) 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" Chinese Horoscope DO NOT CHEAT, OR IT WON'T WORK, AND YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T. TAKE 3 MINUTES TO TRY THIS. DO NOT READ AHEAD. IT'S WORTH IT... 1.Get pen & paper. 2.When choosing names, make sure they are REAL PEOPLE that you ACTUALLY KNOW. 3.Go w/ your FIRST INSTINCTS! (Very important for accurate results). 4.Scroll down ONE LINE AT A TIME. DON'T READ AHEAD 5.On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1-11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT. 6.Next to NUMBERS 1 & 2, write down ANY 2 NUMBERS you want. 7.Next to NUMBERS 3 & 7, write down the names of TWO MEMBERS of the OPPOSITE SEX. (If gay, SAME SEX names) CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD, OR IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT. 8.Write down ANYONE'S NAME (friend or family) next to 4, 5, and 6. DON'T CHEAT. 9.Write down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11. 6. Finally, MAKE A WISH. Are you ready? ... HERE IS THE KEY TO THE GAME: The number of people that LIKE YOU is found in SPACE 2. The person in SPACE 3 is the one YOU LOVE. The person you LIKE but the relationship CANNOT WORK is in SPACE 7. YOU CARE MOST about the person you put in SPACE 4 . The person in SPACE 5 is the one that KNOWS YOU VERY WELL. The person in SPACE 6 is YOUR LUCKY STAR. The song in SPACE 8 matches w/ the person in SPACE 3. The song in SPACE 9 is for the person in SPACE 7 The 10th SPACE tells you the MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND. And 11 is the song telling you HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE. NUMBER ONE is your LUCKY NUMBER. Repost this w/n AN HOUR of reading this. If you do, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (Don’t cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down. 3. If you’re initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! Name 13 characters from any fandom and answer the following questions. (Not in order of who I like just the order of when they popped into my head.) 1.Dawn 2.Paul 3.May 4.Drew 5.Misty 6.Ash 7.Leaf 8.Gary 9.Iris 10.Cilan 11.Zoey 12.Kenny 13.Brock 1. Have you ever read a 7/2 fic? Do you want to? (Leaf/Paul) Never have, never will. 2. Do you think 9 is hot? How hot? (Iris) No, but Cilan might. 3. What would happen if 10 got 5 pregnant? (Cilan/Misty) There would be angry pokeshippers and wishfulshippers everywhere. 4. Can you recall any fics about 7? (Leaf) Well, yeah. 5. Would 11 and 3 make a good couple? (Zoey/May) NO! Where is Kenny and Drew! 6. 6/2 or 6/3? Why? (Ash/Paul or Ash/May) I don't like either one of them but if I had to choose, I'd pick Ash and May. 7. What would happen if 9 walked in on 2 and 8 having sex? (Iris/Paul/Gary) She'd be scarred for life! o_O 8. Make up a summary for a 12/6 fic. (Kenny/Ash) Do I have to? 9. Is there any such thing as 8/3 fluff? (Gary/May) I guess but I've never read one. 10. Suggest a title for a 4/11 hurt/comfort fic. (Drew/Zoey) I don't have any inspiration for this one. 11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted 8 to deflower 2? (Gary/Paul) Don't want to think about it! 12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 het? (Leaf) What's 'het'? 13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw 6? (Ash) DUH! 14. Would anyone on your friends list write 5/8/1? (Misty/Gary/Dawn) Could work but I don't think any of my friends would choose it. 15. What might 8 scream at a moment of great passion? (Gary) uh... "ASH IS A LOSER!" 16. If you wrote a Song-fic about 6, what song would you choose? (Ash) Who Knew Pink. It would probably be a Pokeshipping fic. 17. If you wrote a 1/8/4 fic, what would the warning be? (Dawn/Gary/Drew) Extreme Randomness 18. What might be a good pick up line for 11 to use on 6? (Zoey/Ash) I don't like this shipping. :P 19. When was the last time you read a fic about 9? (Iris) A few weeks ago... 20. What is 2's super secret kink? (Paul) kink? 21. Would 1 shag 3? Drunk or sober? (Dawn/May) NO! Must be drunk to do that! O.O 22. If 4 and 12 get together, who tops? (Drew/Kenny) NO! But if they did, I would think Drew. 23. "(11) and (2) are in a happy relationship until (2) runs off with (10). (11), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (4) and a brief unhappy affair with (9), then follows the wise advice of (7) and finds true love with (5)." Zoey and Paul are in a happy relationship until Paul runs off with Cilan. Zoey, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Drew and a brief unhappy affair with Iris, then follows the wise advice of Leaf and finds true love with Misty. This is ALL wrong! I guess Zoey and Paul would work out okay but I don't like that ship and Paul should be with Dawn! Drew and Zoey is one of the ships that I don't like either and plus Drew is to be with May and Zoey is with Kenny. With Zoey and Iris I just don't see either one of them as bi or lesbian and it wouldn't work because Iris has Cilan. Leaf is okay since she would give out good advice. For Zoey and Misty, again I just don't see them as bi or lesbian and Misty belongs with Ash! Woah,... I just went crazy fangirl mode there... Chuck Norris Facts: Contestshipping Style There are no steroids in baseball. Just the power of Contestshipping. A picture is worth a thousand words. A Contestshipping moment is worth 1 billion words. When taking the SAT, write "Contestshipping" for every answer. You will score over 8000. If at first you don't succeed, you're not a Contestshippier. As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And pairings that go against Contestshipping." In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Contestshipping. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Contestshipping never dies. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Contestshipping. All roads lead to Contestshipping. And by the transitive property, total awesomeness. There’s an order to the universe: space, time, Contestshipping... Just kidding, Contestshipping is first. There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Contestshippers. Only Contestshipping can prevent forest fires. The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by a Contestshipper. Most people know that Descarte said, "I think, therefore I am." What most people don't know is that that quote continues, "...a Contestshipper." He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Contestshipping … dies. People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? They simply reply...Contestshipping. The active ingredient in Red Bull is Contestshipping juice. Some people say that Contestshipping is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong. She was drinking at a party "Honey do you need a ride" "I've got to leave right now Unaware she'd been drinking, The alcohol took over her She ran all of the stop lights But out of nowhere, came a car She woke up laying on the ground With dread, she saw the other car But when she saw the body I went to a party I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now I'm lying on the pavement, My own blood's around me, I'm sure the guy had no idea, So, why do people do it, Mum, Tell sister not to be afraid, Mum, Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, Mum, I wish that you could hold me Mum, Remember: NEVER drink and drive! 1. The Female always makes THE RULES. 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice. 3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES. 4. If the Female suspects the Male to know all THE RULES, she must immediately change some of THE RULES. 5. The Female is never wrong. 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong. 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The Female can change her mind at any time. 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express written consent of The Female. 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5. End quote." .:FIRE:. Total: 6 .:WATER:. .:EARTH:. .:AIR:. .:DARKNESS:. .:LIGHT:. I tied on all of them! I Am Not That Girl: I am not that girl, BUT I am that girl, ஜஜஜஜஜஜஜ Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It! Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε! Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn! Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund! Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr! Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε! Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ! Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε! Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα Cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL, Cαℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART, Cαℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG, Cαℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY, Cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE, Cαℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL, Cαℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT, Cαℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH, Cαℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT, Cαℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST, Cαℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER, Cαℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR, Cαℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE, Cαℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER, Cαℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL, ѕσ ωну...؟ єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU ஜஜஜஜஜஜஜ calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, just something for you to remember, copy and paste to your profile to show how strong you are inside and that people cannot break you so easily (1) IMPORTANT! Look at number 5 THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGURY PONDER THIS Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'? Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door... If you can't BEAT them, JOIN them If you can't JOIN them, BRIBE them If you can't BRIBE them, BLACKMAIL them If you can't BLACKMAIL them, KILL them If you can't KILL them, your SCREWED Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'. Only in America ... ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. Mental Hospital Phone Menu: Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital! Please select from the following options menu: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. If you are blonde, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up. Just to tell you, if you have read every word so far it means that you definently ARE crazy so post this on your profile! On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). Tamaki Prince Type: You are French Kyoya Cool Type: You wear glasses Hunny Loli Shota Type: You're the shortest out of your friends. Total:3 Mori Wild Type: You're the tallest out of your friends Total: 1 Hikaru Devil Type: You and your sibling have a strong bond Total: 3 Kaoru Devil Type: You like to play games Total: 0 Haruhi Natural Type: You don't care about trivial things like appearance Total: 4 Result: Kyoya the Cool Type The Ouran Alphabet A is for Academy, which is where the Ouran students attend B is for Boy-Lolita, which is Mitsukuni Haninozuka C is for Cosplay, which the Hosts do every day D is for Debt, which is 8 million yen E is for Emo Corner, which is Tamaki's depression spot F is for Female, which is Haruhi's true gender G is for Guy, which Haruhi has to dress and act like to pay off her debt H is for Hikaru, who is the confused one of the Hitachiin Twins I is for Innocent, which Honey claims to be J is for Jealousy, which Hikaru expresses towards Haruhi and Arai K is for Kaoru, who is the sweetest of the Hitachiin Twins (and the best...) L is for Love, which is the feeling that Hikaru doesn't quite understand M is for Mori, who is the strong and silent type N is for Nekozawa, who will put a curse on you if you don't watch your back O is for Ootori, which is a big name in the medical business P is for Puppet, and its name is Belzeneff Q is for Quiet, which basically describes Mori R is for Roses, which every Host Club member has in their own color S is for Swimsuit, which the Hitachiin brothers would like to see Haruhi wear T is for Tamaki, who considers himself as the "King" of the Host Club U is for Usa-chan, which is the name of Honey's stuffed bunny V is for Vocals, which Renge uses a lot W is for Wonderland, where Haruhi got stuck. X is for X-Ray Vision, which the Hitachiin Brothers wish they had. (...yeah, i know they do...they probably already have it. that's what the smirks are for. -_-) Y is for Yaoi, which the Ouran show has a lot of thanks to the Hitachiin Twins Z is for the Zuka Club, which Haruhi was almost forced to join If you have never heard or seen the Ouran Alphabet before until now, copy and paste this into your profile Ever noticed the "ii" in Hitachiin? "ii" looks like two people. Two IDENTICAL people... catch my drift? Ever noticed how the twins birthday is 6/9... that's an "Identical" date. Bisco Hatori is more clever than you may have thought - If you're a girl and you've ever Judge me I'll prove you wrong Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off Some of the stupidest things I have ever heard... "Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?) When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. He who laughs last didn't get it. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. Adults are just kids with money. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile): Interesting and insane laws: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a 500 dollar fine. (Hmm... I'm not that sure all of the suicide terrorists will be scared off by that.) It is illegal for horses to eat fire hydrants. (What... the...) It is illegal to allow a dog to be in a public place without its master on a leash. It is illegal to allow a pet cat to run loose without a taillight. It is illegal to carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock. It is illegal to drive a motor vehicle on city streets unless a man with a lantern is walking ahead of it. It is illegal to eat in a place that is on fire. (Who would want to eat there?) It is illegal to purchase an alcoholic beverage after midnight on Sunday, yet one may do so on Monday. It is illegal to purchase or use Sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns. It is illegal to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool. It is illegal to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale. It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep. The penalty for jumping off a building is death. 60 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!! 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties” 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!” 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.” 8. Don’t do your Homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a supply teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!” 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.” 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG! GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!” 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance” 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt. 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!” 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!” 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!” 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!” 32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc… 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’ 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!” 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!” 47. When a supply teacher is taking the register, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song. 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shit. Shit. Shit. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!" Appearance: [x] I am shorter than 5′5″. Embarrassment: [x] I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation. Health: [ ] I’ve gotten stitches. Traveling: [x] I’ve driven/ridden over 200 miles in one day. (ROAD TRIP!) Experiences: [ ] I’ve gotten lost in my city. Relationships: [x] I’m single. Honesty/Crime: [x] I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn't. Death and Suicide: [x] I’m afraid of dying. Materialism: [ ] I own over 5 rap CD’s. Random: [x] I can sing well. [ ] You own over 10 bottles of nail polish Total So Far: 1 Do you: Total So Far: 3 Do you love: Total So Far: 9 Do you shop at: Total So Far: 10 Do you say: Total So Far: 14 Do you read: Total So Far: 14 Do you love these: Total So Far: 16 Do you really enjoy: Total So Far: 16 Now add the total and multiply by 2: 32% 32% Girly How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction 10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews." 9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite? 8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic. 7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet. 6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest (or goriest O.O) gets a cookie. 5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction. 4. You talk with your fanfiction buddy about a fanfic then get over excited and other people have no idea what you're talking about and they stare at you like you're crazy... 3. You have a Fanfic Name and Your Fanfiction obsessed friends call you by that name... 2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours. 1. You repost this onto your FanFic profile! :) PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS! Gay marriage 1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning. 2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal. 5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world need more children. 7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage Oh anime! anime! Where would we be? Now young and fair girls, come one and come all! Do you go for the leader? The king of all kings? Or is the smart one the way you will go? And then we have the twins, who are rarely apart. Perhaps the strong silent man suits you best?" But may haps the cute little boy with the cake? Or perhaps the new guy who is shy and polite? What if you're a guy, who wishes a girl or two? Laughing and smiling, tenacious and loud. And another you may find, with mind as open as can be. Choose anyone;our doors are open for you! Post this poem on your profile if you love Ouran! Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK. Contradicting story One bright day in the middle of the night, My best friend and I have been best friends forever, but we were always different than other girls. They chased boys to kiss them, we chased boys to tackle, capture, and make them eat dirt. They played dress-up, we played fight the invisible monster. They created the Cheetah Girls Club, and excluded other girls. We created a magic club and screamed at anyone who came too close. They talked to each other, we talked to trees. They painted nails, we practiced spells. Now that we are older (and a bit more social) we are still different. We stand up for the losers, what's right, and the other rejects like us. We say what we think, and we don't care what others say! Repost this if you are like us and stand out! You are NATURALLY [ ] blue-eyed [ ] glasses [x] medium hair Your favorite color(s) are? Your personality is sometimes... You like listening to: The pets you have have or had Your confessions: Have you ever... Do you like... About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone that she fell...and they believed them. THEY HURT HER FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post but didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't repost saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. On December 24th, 2006 at 8:00 in the morning, a 14-year-old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his e-mails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into his Yahoo e-mail account. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't send a chain letter about a little girl who kills you in your sleep with no natural cause of death. This is the e-mail she read: My name is Ofelia Heras. I'm 16 years old. I'm a murderer. I have no face. When you look at me you'll die immediately. You have 900 seconds to repost this onto your profile or I will visit you tonight. 30 things to do when you catch Hikaru and Kaoru in the middle of one of their make out sessions: {bold is things i would do} 1.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to keep for yourself 2.Take out your cell phone and take pictures to send to your friends, and Kyoya to put on the host club website 3.Squeal until your lungs give out 4.Faint 5.Remain silently staring at them wide eyed until they finally notice you 6.Get out a sound recorder; press record 7.Take one of their discarded shirts and run off with it as your souvenir 8.Once they've both gone nude, take all their clothes and all the clothes from their closet; replace them with girl's clothing 9.Kneel next to them on the floor near their bed and whisper "Intimate" 10.Play "Toxic" on a music player 11.Hand Hikaru a pair of handcuffs and whisper "You're welcome" 12.Walk up to them and say "A piece of advice: Kaoru shouldn't moan so loud. It'll wake the neighbors" 13.Stare for a second then say "You know, you're not really supposed to use vaseline, water based lubricants are better.", take the better lube out of your jacket pocket, throw it to them and stare contently again. 14.Attempt to fall asleep on their bed next to them 15.Paint them, (whether you paint a picture of them or paint ON them is up to you) 16.Start debating to yourself whether this is going to become an M rated image 17.Go on the computer and try to find an appropriate emoticon for the faces they're making 18.Notice the way each of their hair is parted and walk out grumbling "And here I thought Kaoru was the uke. Boy I was wrong." 19.Try and convince your friends that you're actually watching this over the phone 20.Video tape it for you tube 21.Watch until they've finally broken apart then hop onto the bed yelling "My turn!" 22.Watch them until they see you and ask what you're doing, before they're done asking interrupt and say "Thanks. I was bored." and walk out. 23.Ask: "Is it hot in here?" 24.Start counting how many other fan girls would kill to be in your position 25.When they start moaning each other's names say: "He's right there! Can you see all right?" 26.Chant: "Come on Hikaru! Go for the neck! The neck!" 27.Grab a pair of pom-poms and cheer: "The twins are red hot! The twins are red hot! The twins are R-E-D H-O-T!!" 28.Get in a maids outfit and walk in asking: "Do you need anything? Tea? Water? A collar and leash?" 29.Get a professional's camera and start taking pictures yelling, "That's it! Yes! Hikaru stick your tongue in! There! Perfect!" 30.Pop Popcorn DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE : When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION - RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE TIMOTHY MCGEE: When You rearrange the letters: THOM E GEMCITY MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER Signs of FanFection (Bolded are the ones I have) 1. You can't even remember how you found this site. 2. You've become a fangirl over the stories on here. 3. Comments are now only heard as 'Reviews'. 4. You get confused between the 'Fiction' and the actual story line. 5. You start to become antisocial from staying in and reading. 6. You've thought about contacts... They WILL help, won't they? 7. Dying your hair a crazy colour doesn't sound AS bad now. 8. You have a playlist of songs you listen to every time you write or read. 9. You'll laugh at any random time, because you just suddenly remembered a funny line from a Fic. And the most dangerous sign of FanFection... 10. You WILL copy and paste this, but try to find a sign that doesn't apply to you while reading. Now, once copy and pasted into your profile, add your name to the list! Because then everyone'll know you've been FanFected!: Vampgal212, Verdigurl, HitaAndUtaPri, Kim13kn Hair Color Eye Color: Height: Age: Birth Order: Drink? Vision? Shoe Size: Favorite Colors: Did you use a calculator to add it all up? What I'm Worth: $3,802 How to annoy your parents 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. PREP X You own a cell phone. Total: 1/11 GOTHIC X Black is one of your favourite colours. Total: 2/7 PUNK X You can skateboard Total: 2/8 GEEK X You love the computer. Total: 9/10 ATHLETIC X You watch/watched the Super bowl. Total: 1/9 HARDCORE/SCENE X You like loud music. Total: 2/10 I am a: Geek! Embrace the geeky-ness! :D Some Stupid Things Your always told not to talk to a stranger but then how do you make friends? Your always told not to fight yet there is so many crime shows that make you wanna fight. Your always told not to talk yet your parents encouraged you to talk when you were younger. Your always told not to be a follower yet they tell you to follow their or someone else's example. Your always told that everyone's unique but doesn't that mean we are all the same? Ginger wizard you just called fat? He's skipping the chicken during supper. Muggle-born you called ugly? She spends hours trying to shrink her teeth to normal size. Potions teacher you just attacked? He's been abused by the husband of the love of his life. Boy with the lightening-shaped scar? For 11 years, he's lived in a cupboard under some stairs. The Slytherin you just made fun of for crying? He had to kill his Headmaster to make his parents proud. Copy and Paste if you're against wizard harassment. That Snorlax you just called fat? Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the dozen for you to accept it. That Gastly you just called ugly? It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look. That Slowpoke you just tripped? He has a learning disability that makes him Legally Retarded. See that Hitmonchan with the scars? He fought in Vietnam for your freedoms today. Put this as your status if you're against Pokébullying. Help save a pokémon a visit to The Pokémon Center. You say Twilight. I say Harry Potter. You're in a phase that will blow over in a year or two. I'm in an era that will never not see the light(: Because Twilight is just a phase...Harry Potter is a way of life Hermione Granger is proof that bookworms can be cool. How to Tell if You're a Writer Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. One of my best friends died recently; I'm really upset. He was such a great guy and I miss him. Maybe you knew of him. Most people did. I hope it wasn't you who contributed to his death, otherwise I shall dispatch a vicious band of lions to disembowel you. Okay, I don't have a troupe of lions at my disposal, but I can find one, trust me. My friend was a paragon of amazing. His name was Common Sense. I am sorry to inform you of his demise. Mourn with me. Dearly beloved…we gather here to say our goodbyes. Here he lies… Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, life isn't always fair, and maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate and teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Panadol, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but, could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I'm a Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. Rest In Peace, my old friend. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As Part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped if favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 2 letters shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments wil enkourage the removal of double leters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German lik zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad yu smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl. .: There's three ways to do things:. Roses are red,
Tic-Tac-To, three in a row Star Signs AQUARIUS- The Sweetheart (Jan 20-Feb 18) Optimistic and honest. Sweet personality. Very independent. Inventive and intelligent. Friendly and loyal. Can seem unemotional. Can be a bit rebellious. Very stubborn, but can be original and unique. Attractive on the inside and out. Eccentric personality. PISCES- The Dreamer (Feb 19-Mar 20) Generous, kind and thoughtful. Very creative and imaginative. May become secrative and vague. Sensitive. Doesn't like details. Dreamy and unrealistic. Symathetic and loving. Kind. Unselfish. Good kisser. Beautiful. ARIES- The Daredevil (Mar 21- Apr 19) Energetic. Advernturous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse (easily angered). Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic. TAURUS- The Enduring One (Apr 20-May 20) Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their own way. Not looking for shortcuts. Take pride in their beauty. Patient and reliable. Make great friends and give good advice. Loving and kind. Loves hard - passionate. Express themselves emotionally. Prone to furious temper-tantrums. Determined. Indulge themselves often. Very generous. (That's me! ... sort of) GEMINI- The Chatterbox (May 21-June 20) Smart and witty. Outgoing, very chatty. Lively, energetic. Adaptible but needs to express themselves. Arguementive and outspoken. Likes change. Versatile. Busy, sometimes nervous and tense. Gossips. May seem superficial and inconsistent. Beautiful physically and mentally. CANCER- The Protector (June 21-July 22) Moody, emotional. May be shy. Very loving and caring. Pretty/handsome. Excellent partners for life. Protective. Inventive and imaginative. Cautious. Touchy-feely kind of person. Needs love from everyone. Easily hurt, but sympathetic. LEO- The Boss (July 23-Aug 22) Very organized. Need order in their lives - like being in control. Like boundaries. Tend to take over everything. Bossy. Likes to help others. Social and outgoing. Extroverted. Generous, warm-hearted. Sensitive. Creative energy. Full of themselves. Loving. Doing the right thing is important to the Leo's. Attractive. VIRGO- The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23-Sept 22) In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word. Arguementive. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hard working. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic. LIBRA- The Harmonizer (Sept 23-Oct 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Can't make up their mind. Have own unique appeal. Creative, energetic, and very social. Hates to be alone. Peaceful, generous. Very loving and beautiful. Flirtatious. Give in too easily. Procrastinators. Very gullible. SCORPIO- The Intense One (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very energetic. Intelligent. Can be jealous and/or possessive. Hard working. Great kisser. Can become obsessive or secrative. Holds grudges. Attractive. Determined. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Romantic. Can be self-centered at times. Passionate and emotional. SAGITTARIUS- The Happy-Go-Lucky One (Nov 22-Dec 21) Good-natured optimist. Doesn't want to grow up. Indulges self. Boastful. Likes luxuries and gambling. Social and outgoing. Doesn't like responsiblities. Often fantasizes. Impatient. Fun to be around. Having lots of friends. Flirtatious. Doesn't like rules. Sometimes hypocritical. Dislikes being confined - tight spaces or even tight clothes. Doesn't like being doubted. Beautiful inside and out. CAPRICORN- The Go-Getter (Dec 22-Jan19) Patient and wise. Practiacl and rigid. Ambitious. Tends to be good-looking. Humorous and funny. Can be a bit shy and reserved. Often pessimistic. Capricorns tend to act before they think and can be unfriendly at times. Hold grudges. Like competitions. Get what they want. Forget Forget his name, forget his face, Forget you cried all night long, Forget you memorized the way he walked. Forget the thrills when he said, "Hi!" Forget you saw him yesterday. Forget the times that went so fast. Forget the past that I once knew. Unspoken love She'd known him her entire life Forever hoped to have him here Perfect chances passed her by Now at his grave she softly cries Time to move on One night a guy and a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them It was on the wall in the girls bathroom. Eyes of Black Heart of Gold Wrists of blood Losing Control Mind of Blankness Soul of Hate Trying to let go But can't escape... See which Team Seven member you are the most like Naruto [Naruto Score: 0] Sasuke [Sasuke Score: 3] Sakura [Sakura Score: 1] Kakashi [Kakashi Score: 1] Sai [Sai Score: 4] Yamato [Yamato Score: 3] Result: Sai See which Akatsuki member you are the most like: Pein [Pein Score: 4] Konan [Konan Score: 2 Itachi Uchiha [Itachi Uchiha Score: 3] Kisame Hoshigaki [Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 2] Sasori [Sasori Score: 3] Deidara [Deidara Score: 2] Kakuzu [Kakuzu Score: 1] Hidan [Hidan Score: 2] Zetsu [Zetsu Score: 3] Tobi [Tobi Score: 1] Orochimaru [Orochimaru Score: 0] Result: Pein |
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