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Rules for the Strange (made for Maymay) By Yours Truly~

Rule #1 -Laugh. So much that people will question your sanity. If you want to add a little bipolar-ness, laugh like Russia in Hetalia.

Rule #2 -Fart publically, but don't admit it. Blame the imaginary duck next to you.

Rule #3 -Tell people you're getting braces and wear paper clips on your mouth the next day. Or, if you already have braces, cover your teeth with something white. (white gum, paper? o-O, white cloth for all I care, etc.)

Rule #4 -When the teacher asks the class questions, raise your hand to say that you need to rush to the bathroom and describe exactly what you plan to do. Preferrably #2...and#1, or just say "Haven't taken a dump in a long ass while. Gotta try sometime."

And Lastly, Rule # freakin' FIVE -Talk about yourself in the third person. Only because it makes you sound important and shit. Ex. :"Nancy doesn't like that cookie because that cookies reminds her of the monsters under her bed that are interested in pedophilia.. On second thought, Farty the duck might like it, I'll take it. *le it's it 5 secs later*

ENJOY BEING A CREEP! You'll definetly scare the constipation out of me... O - O Not like I have that though!

*Note: ALL OF THESE RULES ARE BASED ON A REAL HUMAN...I hope...BEING. Some stuff exaggerated for the sake of proving a point, but I really do know an odd person who does these things*

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite..

Freaky huh?

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: -I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile.

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WHO DID IT? by Inuyonas reviews
Hinata jumped up on the table and pointed out at the crowd of people much like Naruto did in the Chuunin exams. "FESS UP! WHO DID IT?" She screamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 47 - Words: 44,720 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/20/2018 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
The Only One by jinx XD reviews
She made him feel things he had never felt before and he was scared, scared that if she left him he would never again be able to feel that thunderous beating of the heart, that anticipation, that nervousness that comes with falling in love. Sasuke x OC H.S Fic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 67,577 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Sasuke U., OC - Complete
The Save A Life Club by Sarigo reviews
Sasuke, SuiKa; In the terrible state of Ohio, new student Sasuke Uchiha must deal with a cult-like high school group who believes in saving lives, and end up ruining them. Rated T for slight violence, language, and some sexual innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,768 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Sasuke U.
Naruto of the Talismans by Fan of Fanfics reviews
Deep within the Hidden Tunnels of the Hokage Monument, Naruto finds a talking statue that grants him immeasurable power. NarutoxTemarixTenten pairing.
Crossover - Jackie Chan Adventures & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,920 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Third Eye Shinobi by gekkokage reviews
The mind is the best tool in a ninja's arsenal...one can make anything possible if they learn to apply it properly. What if Naruto became a shinobi who specialized in mental skill over exaggerated raw power? After all, a mind is a terrible thing to waste. Complete revamp! New Ch.1 up, others coming soon.
Crossover - Misc. Anime/Manga & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Naruto U.
12 tails by amarinamikaze reviews
Amari and Hotaru are new to Konaha from Hidden in The Clouds. They both have dark secrets just like another member in their family. NaruHina more pairings :
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2012
Foolslove by amarinamikaze reviews
NaruHina 3 Hinata discovers her love for Naruto
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2011
tomatoes and brothers by poisonlovely reviews
/"Sasuke, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."/
Crossover - Naruto & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sasuke U., S. Italy/Romano - Complete