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 Author has written 5 stories for Once Upon a Time, Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun, and Naruto. Hi I am Abby. (ง’̀-‘́)ง I'm old as balls (idk why I said that I'm 18) and I really like anime and it's embarrassing af. I live in Hollywood (gag, but only I can say gag. If you make fun of hollywood, I will bite you). I've watched most of the popular television shows of this century, tbh. I'm a television whore, and I'm not sorry. I'm aromantic, but I love reading romance. That being said, platonic relationships are everything to me. People just interacting and being bros is freaking amazing. I'm a feminist, a jew, a latina, an angelino, an entp, an aries, a slytherin, and a total slut. I'm a freaking dweeb pls talk to me. A list of favorites My favorite T.V. shows, currently, are: Game of Thrones (I will never write fanfiction for this) Psycho Pass (Kougami Shinya? Kougami Shinya.) (also Nobuchika is my son) Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (how could I possibly write fanfiction for a news show??) Naruto (I swear, if you know me irl, bring this up in private, I will deny the fuck out of this if you say it in public) Fullmetal Alchemist (NO SHAME THIS IS THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD IT'S BEAUTIFUL) Nozaki-Kun (fucking hilarious) Sailor Moon (been watching it since I was a baby) Brooklyn nine-nine (although I like all those characters as asexual, I fucking hate all the romance on that show) Bob's Burgers It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (I did not want to watch this show, but I finally did and it is so fucking funny because they are all fucking sociopaths) Veronica Mars And... Buffy the Vampire Slayer. This show is everything to me. My favorite movies are: Howl's Moving Castle Spirited Away Inglorious Bastards So much stand-up (Louis C.K., Chelsea Handler, Aziz Ansari, etc.) Stardust Big Fish Silence of the Lambs A list of characters that I identify with: -Kakashi Hatake from Naruto, not because I'm cool, but because I'm full of myself and I will read porn in public and tell everyone about it without shame -Temari from Naruto, again, not because I'm cool and talented or w/e but because I have no chill, a huge temper, am cruel and kind of a bitch, but my hair will defy gravity sometimes, so that's nice. -Shikamaru from Naruto. I'm such a lazy piece of shit. But also, I'm kind of smart, which is just troublesome. -And because I just listed his parents, my baby, my muse, Shikadai. -Seo Yuzuki from GSNK. I have that same crazy laugh and am kind of mean to even the guys I like. Totally oblivious. -Louise from Bob's Burgers. Plotting someone's murder 24/7. Do not confront. -Shion Karanomori from Psycho Pass. We're both kind of sluggish but necessary. Sympathetic in dire situations. Also, we are the same height (coincidence???? probably, but it's nice to think that it means we're soul mates) -Barry the Chopper from Fullmetal Alchemist. I am head over heels in love with Riza the Hawkeye and I am crazy. I'm bad at writing but I like fanfic. I have some stories...they're pretty shitty but w.e I'm a total review/pm/follow slut, so please do all of that. Also, I call everyone 'homie' and I'm not sorry. (unless you have a problem with it, in which case, let me know and I'll stop). Some pairings that I love: RoyAi (Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye) EdWin (Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell) WakaSeo (Wakamatsu and Seo Yuzuki from GSNK) ShikaTema (Shikamaru and Temari ahhhh) Rumpelstiltskin x Belle (OUAT ahhhh) Regina and Emma Swan (OUAT) etc.
I am now yaoi trash Gay (m/m) Pairings That Destroyed My Life: Kougami Shinya x Ginoza Nobuchika (the otp to end all otps!!!!) Matsuoka Rin x Yamazaki Sousuke (I don't even like Free! that much but...) Tachibana Makoto x Nanase Haruka (smh I'm so fake, but really I didn't like Free! that much, just these pairings really did it for me) Destiel (tho we knew this from the start) Anyways, as you can see my last name is Hatake and it's because Kakashi and I are married (in my mind). I don't know why I'm still typing, but if you're still reading this shit show, good for you!! van buren voice* BAYYYYYYEEEEE | |||||||
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Addiction by Ash2Ash reviews
"I can stop anytime I want to." My intention was never to purposely write a fluffy story because neither Shikamaru nor Temari appear to be purposely fluffy people. It's more about depicting the type of relationship I could see them having and all the things that come with it. Watch them grapple with reality and either sink or swim. Popular or not, it's all mine. I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 200,535 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Temari
The Trouble With Love by SakuraBlizzard20 reviews
He loved Ino. She cheated on him. He found Temari and sparks started flying. Now that he’s got a new shot at happiness, Ino wants him back. Why does love have to be so troublesome?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,852 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/28/2018 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Temari
Babysitter Mishap by iBloo reviews
Wealthy, young, sexy and the father of three lovable kids, needs a babysitter/bodyguard for them. But will his kids make life easy for Riza or make it a wild roller coaster ride? And what happens if this single father falls for her charming ways?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 84,564 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Riza H., Roy M.
Family Life by Aspire2B reviews
A collection of oneshots centered on Shikamaru and Temari's lives post chapter 699. Contains some Shikadai
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 76 - Words: 133,459 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/14/2017 - Published: 4/20/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari, Shikadai N.
Cuanto queda para la felicidad (parte II) by WhiteTigerKiara reviews
Shikamaru y Temari reflexionan durante la guerra y se ven obligados a dejar de huir y a afrontar la realidad de su relación. [LEER PRIMERO LA PARTE I]
Naruto - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/5/2016 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] Shikadai N.
Shikamaru and Temari - Collection of short stories (T) by Cafe de Flore reviews
Short ShikaTema stories. Beware: slight/heavy fluff warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,134 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/28/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Dual Flight by mississippimudpiecraves reviews
As requested. Temari forgets Shikamaru's birthday and makes it up to him a week later. Set two years after the war. [smut/lemon][slight revision to ending]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Come Home by Just a Little Spark reviews
"I just want him home already, so I can see him, and I can touch him and hug him and... I want to know if he's safe, if he's not bleeding his guts out on the side of the road and - why are you looking at me like that?" In which Sai should have been home from a mission two weeks ago, and Ino can't help but worry. (SaiIno OneShot)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/29/2015 - [Ino Y., Sai] - Complete
A Tricky Game by Lilac19822 reviews
Stuck in a lull that had settled upon the Hidden Sand Village, I was desperate for a mission ... any mission. After being sent to the Hidden Leaf Village to gather information, I run into an old friend, who has always managed to get a rise out of me in more ways than one. Maybe, for just this once, I can let my guard down ...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,138 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari
An Unexpected Encounter by Leola Majora reviews
A normal day gone horribly awry leaves Sakura both mortified and intrigued by a side she never thought she'd see in her former Sensei. Lemon! KakaxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,771 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 9/4/2014 - [Sakura H., Kakashi H.]
The Distance We Carry by Spazztic Revenge reviews
The lingering traces haunted them, yet comforted them. As they laid separate from one another, they couldn't help but dwell in that all too painful past of yesterday. Because all they had left were the flashbacks, the memories, the last pieces of their shattered shared history.
Psycho-Pass/サイコパス - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/3/2015 - [N. Ginoza, S. Kougami] - Complete
Humanity by The Flame and Hawk's Eye reviews
After a horrifying incident, Edward and Roy race against the clock to try and make things right, while Riza struggles with the notion of what it truly means to be human. Royai, Parental/Friendship!RoyEd, EdWin, some AlMei. Rated for violence, language, and graphic scenes. Note: Chimera! Fic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 95,483 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Edward E., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Classic by Silence Is Not Golden reviews
He's used to her classic self. Maybe Wakamatsu is simply fond of his Senpai even though it's hard to admit. -One-shot- SeoxWaka
Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2015 - [Yuzuki S., Wakamatsu H.] - Complete
Always a Bridesmaid---and Groomsman by cel-este-c reviews
Roy and Riza have put off their wedding plans in order to bring democracy to Amestris. Havoc and Rebecca, however, still want them to be in their own wedding. Between running a country and helping their friends with their wedding, will Roy and Riza ever actually get around to the grand affair their wedding is expected to be? Sequel to The Wedding.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,386 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/5/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Riza H., Roy M.
Quiero quedarme más veces solo en casa by Pekabooo reviews
Shikamaru se queda sólo en casa porque Yoshino Nara, la matriarca del clan decide que esa tarde será "Tarde de chicas" con la madre de Chouji. Nuestro adorable vago de turno tendrá un sueño que le hará hacer algo que... Nunca hubiera imaginado pero, al parecer le gustaría quedarse más veces solo en casa. [¡Capítulo Dos, ShikaTema!]
Naruto - Rated: M - Spanish - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - [Shikamaru N., Temari] - Complete
Naturally by yuugiri reviews
Did falling in love happen as naturally as becoming friends? (SaixIno) Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,352 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Ino Y., Sai - Complete
The Wall is a Nice Place by jayminde reviews
Temari and Shikamaru enjoy married life by bangin' one out against a wall in their home.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Days Gone By by Adulson reviews
"I've just never seen you look so beautiful before." Ignoring the pain shooting from her mouth, she kissed him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 23,872 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/11/2015 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari
After Effects by XxPinkPeachesxX reviews
Temari wakes up and is faced with the choices she made. This wasnt the first time she had woken up in his bed, but something about this time felt different. The nights they spent together, the memories they made, the way she tried to push her feelings away, it was were all brewing into one massive storm. By the time the sun was rising, the storm was about to break. [Short one-shot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Covert Affairs by BleedingCoffee reviews
Mr and Mrs. Smith style AU spy fic: Roy and Riza are married however neither knows the other is a secret agent. Trying to lead two lives to protect the one you love sometimes becomes more than one person can handle.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 88,061 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/20/2015 - Published: 6/4/2014 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Edward E., Maes H.
I Wouldn't Mind It by Kassyfails reviews
It has been two years since the war has ended. Ever since then, Konoha and Suna have always been the best of neighbors, meaning the ambassador, Temari, always found herself visiting Konoha. But what happens when a new threat arises? Not only are the Sand Siblings in trouble, but it's also jeopardizing their connections with the Village Hidden in the Leaves. (First timer at Fanfic!)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,222 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/5/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Shikamaru and Temari - Collection of short stories (M) by Cafe de Flore reviews
Collection of short stories and one shots of ShikaTema. Ratings will be mostly M.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,581 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 1/23/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Passion by FallenStarof96 reviews
ShikaTema. Temari came over to take out her frustration on Shikamaru but it leads to something more intimate with her lazy, SOB boyfriend. There is a reason for the rating. One-Shot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/6/2015 - [Temari, Shikamaru N.] - Complete
Shadowed Sands by XxTsunderexX reviews
Temari, princess of her land, was fair. Unfortunately, it was not fair that intruders had taken her land from her. To make matters worse, they shipped her off far away to become someone's slave! Somebody was going to pay... Lord Nara lived like a king. Why? Because when the kunai hit the fan, he worked like one. All he wanted on his days off was to enjoy himself. Then she came...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,419 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Lather Rinse Repeat by Adulson reviews
Temari eyed the basket in front of her. It was filled to the brim with bath bombs, bath melts, lotions, shampoos and soaps. The smell from the basket alone was giving her a sensory overload and with that a headache. She looked up at Shikamaru, the culprit of the scented crime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,392 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/2/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
As The Truth Comes by MunonaKomusume reviews
"You may believe that it was better left unsaid, but secrecy can never beat the truth that was said."
Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 11/2/2014 - [Wakamatsu H., Yuzuki S.] - Complete
When in college by Mr. Michaels reviews
Romance blooms between Pretty-boy Roy Mustang and Uptight Riza Hawkeye in the 21st century in their college life. /RoyAi/
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 10/29/2014 - Jean H., Maes H., Riza H., Roy M.
Beautiful Eyes by Mariam Hiwatari reviews
She knew what was happening long before Sakura made her take the test. She's scared, he's clueless, but a baby is always a good thing, right? [Post699] [SaiIno] [SasuSaku] [ShikaTema] [NaruHina] [ChoRui]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,047 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014 - [Ino Y., Sai] [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
A Curious Mind is a Troublesome Mouth by KayKras reviews
In which Shikamaru deals with the repercussions of the Nara intelligence gene when he has to answer the age-old question: "why would you marry a scary, strict, troublesome woman?"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 32 - Published: 11/12/2014 - Shikamaru N., Temari, Shikadai N. - Complete
The War is Won The Fight is Done by Aspire2B reviews
Immediately after being released from the dream, Shikamaru is looking for one special person. A miscommunication in the medical tent just about changes everything. ShikaTema
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Corporal Pervert by katialynne reviews
Levi is a pervert, and he has his eyes on a cute, blonde subordinate of his. (Manga Petra and Dominant Levi, sexual content)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014 - [Levi A., Petra R.] - Complete
blind by chiyosakura reviews
waka is really dumb and doesn't see what's right in front of him. literally
Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2014 - [Yuzuki S., Wakamatsu H.] - Complete
Everything That Feels Good by drowninglinguists reviews
Post-Fourth Shinobi War. A story of romance and humor and the effects of war on the warriors. Mainly ShikaTema, explores NaruSaku and SasuSaku, hints of ChouIno, and maybe eventual KibaHina.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,860 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 9/14/2014
Little Red Riding Hood by KicksAndKisses reviews
Wakamatsu was intent on finding out Seo's weakness, when he thought he had found it, his life took a quick turn for the worse. So much for his resolve.
Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2014 - [Wakamatsu H., Yuzuki S.] - Complete
When You Became Mine by Mars On Mars reviews
She's all the reason he needed to love, even if it meant throwing away his badboy womanizing character. So how did they end up together when supposedly it's impossible to happen? Two-shot AU RoyAi
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
I promise by Aidenaramii reviews
Takes place after Roy buys all of those flowers. Riza agrees for him to bring them after being severely spooked by Pride's warning that he will always be watching from the shadows. One thing leads to another and Roy makes a promise while with her Rated M for reasons
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/8/2014 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Riza H., Roy M.
Father Figure by royza-hawkstang reviews
Someone has been keeping close tabs on Riza Hawkeye…the question is how far they'll be willing to go to have her. Set post-Brotherhood, and may contain spoilers for that series. Rated M for language and adult content.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,381 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 9/24/2014 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Of Magic and Dragons Among Other Lores by Amazing Tea Queen of Pillows reviews
A series of events triggered by the meeting of two people could change an entire country's fate. With dragons returning, civil war on the rise, and the assassins of the infamous Dark Brotherhood chasing them, all Roy and Riza can do is stick together and pull through to survive, but not without some obstacles. [Medieval Fantasy AU, Royai].
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Riza H., Roy M.
Figured You Out by HardlyFatal reviews
Sewing doesn't make you gay. COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,704 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
All Good Things by Lady-Nuriko reviews
Three years after FMA:B. Roy and Riza are finally together, can true love hold out or are some things destined to end?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Riza H., Roy M.
Miscalculations by ephieshine reviews
The two top strategists of Konoha and Suna tend to miscalculate when it comes to each other. A ShikaTema oneshot; contains some mature content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Kantaloupe reviews
They use none. RoyXRiza [Oneshot]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/28/2014 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Of Sunlight and Gunpowder by ILoveYouDearly reviews
A series of drabbles surrounding a broken Roy Mustang who relishes in the memory and clings to the hope that one day Riza Hawkeye will return to him. (RoyxRiza) (Slightly AU)
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,259 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Feral life, feral love by Cafe de Flore reviews
The life of two adult people, struggling with their somewhat gloomy lives, reminiscing about the cheerful childhood, learning slowly how to keep going and how to handle strange attractions. ShikaTema. {complete}
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 58,809 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 2/15/2014 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Wedding by cel-este-c reviews
Roy Mustang and Riza Hawkeye come to terms with their feelings for each other during the wedding of Edward and Winry, with some help from their friends. Mostly Royai but also obviously EdWin and several other FMA:B ships as well. Rated M for lemons. Sequel is currently In-Progress.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,435 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Jean H., Riza H., Roy M., Rebecca C. - Complete
The Royal Phantasm by Deathcrest reviews
Europe, 1871. Riza had thought that madness had finally ended it's conquest of her, until the truth of her identity puts her, and those she loves, in the path of danger. Yet, what awaits her will test her heart, mind and trust in everything.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 87,334 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Roy M., Riza H.
Distraction by esbethwrites reviews
With Lieutenant Hawkeye out on vacation, and Colonel Mustang stuck with a mountain of paperwork at the office, a seductive "Elizabeth" offers a distraction over the phone to help hasten the Colonel's progress, but ends up halting it instead.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/4/2014 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
It's Wedding Day by BeckeroniAndCheese reviews
It's Roy and Riza's wedding day. Someone in the audience makes observations. Multiple pairings. Post-Brotherhood. Rated T because I'm paranoid.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Maes H., Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
The Cupboard by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When the Slytherins decide to pull a seemingly harmless prank on Draco's new boyfriend and longtime rival, Harry Potter, things don't necessarily go as planned - and Draco finds himself having to save the day. Hogwarts AU 8th Year. Established relationship. Beware of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 75 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Sleep Habits by MyCurrentObsession reviews
Makoto clings to him in his sleep.
Free! - Iwatobi Swim Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,582 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 984 - Follows: 129 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Haruka N., Makoto T. - Complete
tessellate by The Knife reviews
[ pwp ] Bite chunks out of me.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2013 - [Riza H., Roy M.] - Complete
Ruby Throat by hmmingbird reviews
Love fell into his lap at the most inopportune moment. [Royai]
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,377 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
One Year by Ai-40 reviews
Thrown into an arranged marriage for the sake of her brother's happiness for one year. At the end of it all will she stay or will she leave?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,940 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
At Last by panicroomwriter reviews
Roy finally decides to address his feelings for Riza. Post-Promised Day. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,797 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Roy M., Riza H.
Happy Birthday, Riza by Lilykit627 reviews
Rebecca throws a birthday party for Riza, who gets REALLY drunk. As the only relatively sober one, Roy has to take care of her. M for suggestive themes. Hints of Rebecca x Havoc, Royai. Based on fanart by taylortots on tumblr.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Fervor by JMLMonkey reviews
Colonel Mustang has a, um, lust problem and has to deal with this... issue? All the while trying to save the Lieutenant. But of course, it's not fit without revenge... This story takes a look at a different way the Homunculi could have addressed the Mustang situation (keeping watch though the Hawk's eyes). Royai. Includes lemons.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,862 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/1/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Riza H., Roy M.
When We Met by Oh Dee reviews
Shikamaru has the girl of his dreams—until she decides to marry his best friend and dump him. Torn and heartbroken, he ventures to the other end of Japan, meeting a strange and spectacular woman on the way. Rated for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,442 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Accidental by abandonedbymich reviews
Neliel lives with Ichigo and his family after the Winter War. Living in such close quarters, the sexual tension between them reaches a fever pitch. Warnings inside.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,874 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Ichigo K., Neliel T. O./Nel - Complete
Dreaming about by nastazia indark reviews
Orihime is watching some strange dreams. Lemon
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Orihime I., Uryuu I.
Insomnia of the Heart by rafayel-kun reviews
Takes place after the manga. Spoilers. "Roy and Riza are living together? And what's this about not sleeping?" No intense plot. Royai, obviously, with some cute and humorous moments. News on updates in profile. Now rated M as of chapter sixteen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,982 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Riza H., Roy M.
Cherries by peppermint quartz reviews
Shikamaru and Temari walk away from their re-meeting with Naruto. re-post. Not mine, not for profit.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2011 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Man She Wants by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Clouded judgement concealed true desires. But now the clouds have lifted. Royai Rated M for the last chapter. 4 Parts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Until Next Time by moon ash reviews
When Roy walks into the shower room after working out, he ends up getting more than he expected! M for graphic LEMON and dirty language! Adults only!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Arranged by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Operation Miniskirt by Silvery Mist reviews
Riza is far from thrilled when she's forced to go undercover as a prostitute during a sting operation to catch a serial killer. Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Hell is full of good meanings by Tidoo reviews
Then she bent down and stripped him of his shorts. Of course, she was just where he should never have her but she kept her poker face and while looking at him in the eye, she just asked him to sit down so she could wash him. UST
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Something in the Water by MoonStarDutchess reviews
-Is Undergoing Rewrite- Something strange happens to some of the military women of Central Headquarters and it's up to Roy Mustang and his loyal men to figure out what it is. Can they do this when even Riza is affected?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,192 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
A Not So Perfect Date by Silvery Mist reviews
When Riza goes out on a date with another man, a jealous Roy sets out to make sure sparks don’t fly.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Rain by Mussimm reviews
Temari's engaged, Suna's in trouble, the Konoha 12 are running to the rescue, and Shikamaru is caught in the middle. How does a man deal with his ally marrying the woman he loves? ShikaTema ShikamaruXTemari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Things Drunken Men Speak by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Riza goes to pick Roy up from the bar in what she deems as the typical Friday night. Little does she know that she will get a huge surprise from a drunken Roy. Birthday fic for Mrs. Riza Mustang. ROYAI
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
When One's World Is Shaken by MoonStarDutchess reviews
When Riza is assaulted the life she has with Roy is shaken. Can Roy help her through her struggle with all her self doubts? A request by a reader. Royai- Complete - May be trigger.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 79,349 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Midnight Conversations by M.C.E.Black reviews
Roy Mustang is supposed to be dead. They had told her that three months ago. So, why is this man at her doorway claiming to be her beloved Colonel? ROYAI! Rated for adult themes and strong language in later chapters.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 66,959 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Friday Night by Silvery Mist reviews
Havoc and Breda decide to check out one of the local bars hoping to get lucky. Unfortunately, they get more than they bargained for when one girl catches Havoc's eye.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Jean H., Riza H., Roy M., Heymans B. - Complete
Catch 22 by Lotos-Eater reviews
[ShikaTema] Temari has a problem: she wants to marry this guy, but he happens to belong to another hidden village. Shikamaru has a problem: he wants his girlfriend in his bed, but she keeps insisting that she lives somewhere else. How to fix this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,342 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3994 - Favs: 6,540 - Follows: 1,615 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Beautiful by StrawberryQuincy reviews
She pulled back just enough to look into the man's eyes and smile, only to see that his smile was much wider. That could only mean one thing... ..RoyRiza, PWP..
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2006 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Lessons Learned by Melfina Lupin reviews
Over the years, Shikamaru learns some things about Temari
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari
Sometimes Always by number18 reviews
Shikamaru was a patient guy in nature, which is why he wasn't peeling her clothes away as the impulses came. He hoped he would have the good sense to save that for later. ShikamaruTemari. Well paced one shot. Making out hardcore.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,277 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Interlude by Buffybot76 reviews
An interlude between Ishida and Orihime that takes place after episode 29 in the anime. Totally my imagination here and probably OOC'ness, seeing as this is my first Bleach fic. Be gentle.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Complete
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Shikadai and Fire Country's Cat Population reviews
So his mother told him he couldn't have a cat. That's fine, he wouldn't get a cat. But she didn't say that he couldn't plant a whole ton of catnip in the garden and wait…
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/2/2015 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Temari, Shikadai N. - Complete
The Sexy Foreigner Thing reviews
Temari's father dies, and doesn't bother to leave her, or her brothers, an inheritance. So she takes it upon herself to travel to Konoha, work to jobs, and pursue an education to secure her brothers' futures. Currently rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/1/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Temari, Yoshino N.
Smile reviews
SMUT SMUT SMUT I SHOULD BE DOING HOMEWORK BUT INSTEAD I'M WRITING SMUT newlywed!Shikatema oh and the italics are Shikamaru's thoughts
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/26/2015 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
That Textual Mood reviews
text exchanges between waka and seo based off this tumblr text post there's some swear words
Gekkan Shōjo Nozaki-kun - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2015
Emma Swan's death reviews
I might add to it later, it's just me getting my anger out at that blondie bitch. It's rated T just because the death is a little bloody, nothing horrible though .
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/27/2014