Welcome people of the Fanfiction world, to my profile. You will not learn stuff about me here so you better have something better to do then stalk people by reading their profiles for personal info.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says "free pony ride"

I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car

Yes, I promise to remember PJO Wherever I may go So all may see my obsession Because I know what the Olympians know!

YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON WHEN...

You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th floor (I did this when I went to New York.)

There's a thunderstorm going on you scream "CALM DOWN, ZEUS!!!" (Always, but I also enjoy the rain :p)

Every time you use the internet, you thank Hermes (Always)

When you see Harry Potter, you think Percy with glasses

You burn food to see if it smells good (Always, I even offered some to the gods a few times)

You see an owl you go "Hi Athena!"

You think your favorite singer is a child of Apollo (Definitely)

Someone close to you dies and you give them money. LOTS of it.

Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family (WHAT THE HADES IS A TWILIGHT FAMILY?)

You go on a cruise and hope the boat isn't the Princess Andromeda...

You're on a boat you hope Poseidon is in a good mood (Of course he will be! I'm his demigod daughter!)

You're in the air and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won't blast you out of the air

You go to Aunty Em's and say your camera shy

You find your true love and thank Aphrodite

You know Muse is the best singer. Get it, the Nine Muses??

Bring a blue plastic hairbrush everywhere

When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos

You get a Greek mythology calendar for Christmas

You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

You sometimes try to control water (I swear I've had success before, I am a daughter of Poseidon though :p)

You don't read anything but PJO for three months

You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood's address (Been there, done that)

You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket

Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword

Every time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor

You go to San Francisco looking for the Old Sea Man

Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!" (Guilty as charged)

You pray to Athena when you don't study for a math test

And when you flunk that test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth

You make a list of charcters never to anger and why

You hve ADHD, are diagnosed, and you are convinced you are a demigod because of this

You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" or "What the Hades?" (Guilty again, scroll up to the "twilight family" junk and you'll see)

When you steal your friend's pen you believe it's justified because your dad is the god of theives, and you thought it was Riptide and had to check to make sure Percy was still alive

You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer (Yeah, I do that. I'm always thinking up ideas)

When your mom grounds you from the computer, you blame it on a combination of Nemesis, Hera, and Hermes' little joke

You want Hephaestus to fix your ipod when it breaks

You give all your siblings godly parents

You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians

When somebody gets married you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera."

You cried when you finished TLH

You eat, sleep, and breathe Percabeth

Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribled on each page

You're in love with a fictional character

You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood (I have tried looking for it as well as Camp Jupiter)

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast

PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

The Heroes Who Died In The Titan War:

Luke Castellan, who was a hero in the end.

Ethan Nakamura, who died to bring respect to the minor gods.

Silena Beuregard, who died to make things right.

Michael Yew, who died fighting for what he believed in.

Lee Fletcher, who deserved more mention than given for his death.

Zoe Nightshade, who went on the quest knowing she would die.

Bianca di Angelo, who died to save her friends.

Charles Beckendorf, who died for the mission's sake.

And all of the unnamed, unmentioned, and unknown. Rest in peace.

55 Annoying Things to Do in an Elevator

1.Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.

2.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

3.Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?

4.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

5.When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

6.Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

7.Meow occasionally.

8.Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

9.Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly.

10.Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

11.Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

12.Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body.

13."Say "Ding" at each floor.

14.Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.

15.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

16.Stare, grinning at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

17.When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

18.Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

19.Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

20.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

21.Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

22.Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

23.Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

24.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

25.Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

26.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

27.Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

28.Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

29.Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

30.Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

31.Ask, "Did you feel that?

32."Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

33.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

34.Swat at flies that don't exist.

35.Tell people that you can see their aura.

36.Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

37.Shave.

38.On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

39.Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

40.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

41.Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

42.Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

43.Leave a box between the doors.

44.Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.

45.Start a sing-along.

46.One word: Flatulence!

47.Do Tai Chi exercises

48.When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

49.Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

50.If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

51.Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

52.Bring a chair along.

53.Lean against the button panel.

54.While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

55.Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.

20 Percy Jackson Questions

1) Percabeth or Prachel? Percabeth all the way!

2) Favorite guy character? Percy Jackson

3) Favorite girl character? Thalia Grace

4) Favorite god? Poseidon, God of the Sea, Earthshaker, Stormbrnger and Father of HOrses. Rival of Athena

5) Favorite goddess? Artemis, Goddes of the hunt,wilderness, wild animals and child birth

6) Zeus, Posiedon, or Hades? Poseidon

7) Is Luke hot? NO. Absolutely NO.

8) Would you join the Hunters? As much as I dislike boys, the ones I hang out with are great. (And they need to be kept in line)

9) Archery or sword fighting? Archery

10) Iris Messaging or Hermes Express? Iris Messaging!

11) Favorite minor god/goddess? Hestia, Goddess of the Hearth

12) Favorite book? The whole series!

13) Least favorite? None!

14) Would you live year round at Camp Half-Blood or just summer? Meh, just summer.

15) Favorite couple? Pertimis

16) Are you a demigod? Hades yeah I am!

17) Who would be your parent? Artemis (Screw her oath, she can just use her goddess of childbirth aspect. It's kinda like Athena and her brain children. She can still be a maiden goddess)

18) Favorite minor character? Zoe Nightshade

19) Ethan or Luke? Neither, but if I had to choose, then Ethan. I like eye-patches!

20) Favorite monsters? Sirens

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an PJatO Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere in Camp Half-Blood, where would it be?

The Beach or Pegasus Stables.

2. Which PJatO Character Would You Date?

I don't date.

3. Which PJatO Character Is Your Best Friend?

Thalia Grace. (OWW!! I'm sorry Thalia! I won't say you last name agian. Just Promise you won't shock me agian! That hurt!!)

4. Which PJatO Character Do You Hate?

Octavian.

5. Your Favorite PJatO book?

All of them!

6. Your Favorite PJatO Character?

Percy.

7. Favorite God or Goddess?

Artemis!!

8. Percy walks up to you, what do you do?

Be like, "Sup' whadaya need?"

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

I don't go to concerts.

10. You accidentally got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Annabeth, her brains will help us survive and get help. Not that I can't take care of myself, thank you very much.

11. Hermes asked you to help him repopulate Olympus...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

"Alright, how many beers have you had?"

12. Favorite PJatO Pairing?

Pertemis!

13. You and the Big Three are on Olympus...??

Me: "So . . . nice weather we're having!"

Zeus: "Not anymore!"

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

I'd be out in the forests climbing trees.

15. Favorite PJatO Quote?

"You have a feast for tuna?" - Percy Jackson

16. Favorite Percy Moment?

When he loses his manliness by wearing a "man-satchel"

17. Favorite Nico Moment?

When he says "With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."

18. Favorite god or goddess Moment?

Apollo being Fred.

19. Favorite Grover Moment?

At the Hoover Damn, when he and Thalia are making dam jokes.

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Surprise kiss from Annabeth in the volcano.