Name: Chance

Nickname(s): Cheetoh (laugh it up), Chancy-Baka (curse you Lauren), Lucky, Cheetoh-The-Blue-Wombat (STOP LAUGHING!!! curse you too dad!)

Gender: Male (I'm the only guy I know on this site)

Age: 20

Hair: Red-Brown

Eyes: Blue

Height: about 5'11"

Motto: "It's only as hard as you believe it is."

Country: U.S.A.

Favorite Food: BBQ

Favorite Drink: Root-beer

Clothing Choice: Jeans, a graphic tee, and a hoody

Music: alternative, country rock, Japanese sometimes

Hobbies: Karate, sketching on occasion, reading books (fanfics too), playing video-games, daydreaming (if it were a hobby lol)

Dreams: have a hand in making a viral video-game

Some Fun Facts About Me: I have 3 dogs: Sunny (boxer; girl), Fergie (jack-russel-mix; a rescue; girl), and Sam (boxer-mix; also a rescue; boy), I have a brother and a sister (of which I am the oldest), I have been doing karate for going on 9 years now, I have never dated or been kissed (I kinda hesitated on that one but I think I can trust you people),

Favorite Books: The Drizzt saga (Forgotten Realms books; I don't know the actual name of the series; I HIGHLY recommend these books), The Wheel of Time saga, The Eragon saga (that one is debatable)

Favorite Video Games: Halo, Mass Effect, Saints Row 3, Ace Combat: Assault Horizon

Favorite Animes: Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, Dragonaut: the Resonance, Rosario Vampire, Gurren Lagann, Chrome Shelled Regios

YouTube Idols (that's kinda sad): Tobuscus, Ray William Johnson, Freddiew, Yogscast, RoosterTeeth

Likes: karate, chocolate, BBQ, sci-fi, fantasy, 50-60 degree weather

Dislikes: horror (uh can anyone say NIGHTMARES!), mystery (not too much though, a little never hurt anyone), Preachers (God Almighty, please make him say ANYTHING other than salvation!), spontaneous singing and/or dancing (I have to thank my sister for this one)

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

New Definition of BADASS

Iranian Air Defence Radar: ‘Unknown aircraft you are in Iranian airspace. Identify yourself.’

Aircraft: ‘This is a United States aircraft. I am in Iraqi airspace.’

Iranian Air Defence Radar: ‘You are in Iranian airspace. If you do not depart our airspace we will launch interceptor aircraft!’

Aircraft: ‘This is a United States Marine Corps FA-18 fighter. Send ‘em up, I’ll wait!’

Iranian Air Defence Radar: (no response … total silence)

OWNED