So, a magnificent Gryffindor, a gentle Ravenclaw, a just Slytherin and a valiant Hufflepuff walk into a magical castle...stop me if you already know that one. Reincarnated Pevensies at Hogwarts AU, Marauders Era. Post 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe' AU

A little collection of Drarry one shots- Most are funny, some not. Featuring a boomerang, a furious Lucius Malfoy and loads of whipped cream- not in that order, though . Read and review! Warnings: Slash. Rated T for safety.

(COMPLETE) Draco drinks a potion that makes him know if a person is lying, and Harry, apparently at fault that Draco is this way, is forced to 'help' him with the effects of the potion. For the first time, they deal with each other with no lies to hide behind. HPDM RWHG BZNL SSRL

YO! If you haven't read my bio, go and read it right now. I'm gonna lay some things on you guys. First off, this original idea wasn't really sticking with me, so CLASH OF THE WIZARDS is being scrapped. The entire plot of this will change. Basically, and entire new story. So enjoy these last moments of the original CotW as I write something kinda completely different. Thanks dudes!

Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]

It was a fine morning in the Great Hall, until the Howler arrived.

The new professor was strange, Harry decided. He was a refreshing change from the suffocating depression of the Great Hall and Harry might just rethink about that jinx on the DADA position. He'll slowly come to realize, the new DADA professor was a mystery even Hermione couldn't solve.

Harry meets a strange man after his duel with Voldemort, who helps him make his choice.

As the royal saying goes: what is a queen without his knight? *Prequel to A Court Fit for A Malfoy; brief spin-off of Stages of Friendship, Love, and Kisses*

HPDM slash. Everything changed after Voldemort's defeat. Now the wizarding world is almost unrecognizable, and Harry Potter and his mate Draco Malfoy are at the helm, guiding it for their own version of the "greater good." Perhaps this was their destined course from the day Harry grew his black wings. COMPLETE.

Fifth year might prove to be a little more complicated than anyone expected. Even Dumbledore - which is unprecedented. With the arrival of the Lion's Heir, who also happens to be the heir of Hogwarts, one thing is certain; Dolores Umbridge is going down. So is Voldemort, for that matter. The Lion's Heir doesn't like bullies.

Who does he think he is, taking a muffin from my plate? Solangelo One-Shot

Exactly what it says. However, i think i might have accidentally stumbled onto something that's actually original! I've never seen anything like it!

The day has finally come for Will and Nico to get married. Like any couple, they're worried about what's going to happen at their wedding. But in the end, it all goes smoothly. (Post-Canon. Solangelo.)

Sometimes the light of a star is not recognized. Sometimes starlight is mistaken for moonlight. That suited her - it was just as well. They called her Luna, but that was not her only name.

10.25am- Okay, okay. What do you get if you cross a snowman and a vampire? 10.27am- Let me guess- frost bite? 10.29am- Hey, look who knows jokes AKA Nico accidently texts the wrong number and finds himself talking to a cheerful college student with a sun complex. AU. Solangelo. REUPLOADED FROM MY OLD ACCOUNT!

Set post-BOO, and Nico is attempting to become more sociable and 'friendly'. However, when Reyna announces that there will be an inter-camp Prom, Nico is forced to face his growing feelings for a certain son of Apollo if he is to be truly happy. xSolangelo, and Blood of Olympus Spoilers.

"My time has been occupied by more important things. Transporting statues. Bargaining with titans. Saving the world and all that. I've been busy," Nico said, sipping nectar from a straw. "Dude," Will's facial expression was so serious he looked like someone just cursed his whole family, "no one is ever too busy to read Harry Potter. Ever."

Harry has just defeated Voldemort and everyone is celebrating. But all Harry wants to do is find Draco. What happens when he does? SLASH HPDM Not your ship? Get off and swim. Read and review! :) xx Rated T for (mild) language.

HP/DM eventual slash. When Harry's Auror partner is hit by an unknown spell during a mission, Harry finds himself in charge of looking after a very adorable, if somewhat petulant, cat. Fluffy, angst-free eventual Drarry. DH-compliant/EWE.

A fellow Sherlock author asked me to put together a comprehensive guide to writing both gay and straight erotic fiction, as well as lists of sexy words and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use. Includes Table of Contents and References.

A three-shot focusing on each of Percy's fathers. Chapter 1: A bunch of Percy's friends find Gabe in a Soho gallery. Chapter 2: Paul finds Percy unconscious outside of Goode. Chapter 3: Poseidon never knew what to think.

The only gift Harry ever received on his birthday was to learn that Draco Malfoy was his mate and that he was no longer just a regular wizard. Harry is pulled into a new world full of love and hate as their final year of Hogwarts begins...

After much thought, Draco comes to the conclusion that he wants Harry Potter. And what Draco Malfoy wants, Draco Malfoy gets. Now all he needs is a plan. But there's just one problem, his innocent little Gryffindor isn't as clueless as he thinks. And funnily enough, it seems Draco isn't the only Slytherin interested in inter house unity. Solution? Seduction and sweet, sweet chaos.

Any Hat, even a Sorting Hat can get bored sometimes. The characters of Percy Jackson are sorted into Hogwarts. What houses will they end up in? Inspired by Eveninganna's story 'Half Blood Houses' and is purely my opinion of what houses everyone would fit into.

When Draco and Harry get a rather humiliating magically binding dare at a party in the Room of Requirement, will the Bertie Bott's Every Flavours be spilled? A DM/HP slash fanfiction. Swearing and nudity. Set in eighth year Hogwarts. Erotica. Comedy/romance!

When a botched potion reveals that Harry's not quite as innocent as everyone thought, all of Gryffindor takes up the challenge to figure out just who defiled their saviour... except that apparently, it's not going to be that hard to solve the mystery after all. Drarry.

He'd only gotten up for a quick walk to clear his head, and now he was locked in a broom cupboard with a half naked Draco Malfoy and playing a risky game of Truths. Fan-flipping-tastic. One-Shot. Eighth-Year. AU. EWE. COMPLETE

It's Eighth year, and Draco is broken, ostracised. One person prefers him the way he was, full of life – Draco just needs to learn to trust in hope. Written for the 2012 HD Smoochfest

It is Harry's second year working as a pediatrician at the Children's Hospital in St. Mungo's. A bloodied note arrives with the words, 'Harry Potter's assistance required'. It is found clutched in the hand of a child. Harry/Draco prompt. COMPLETE!

Harry suffers from somnambulism - commonly known as sleepwalking. How could Draco Malfoy not get involved? Rated M for language and swearing

Professor Dumbledore returns to Hogwarts with a new class in mind for the students. Draco can't help but notice how well Harry excels in this strange subject. HarryxDraco with slight HarryxRon but it's one sided.

Harry returns to Hogwarts as the new DADA instructor, only to find his teaching efforts thwarted by a very familiar ghost. This fic contains mature content and the necessity of one of our boys not being alive. Exactly. *grin*

Ever since Neville came back to Hogwarts after the War, Blaise can't keep his eyes off of him. And then they're made Herbology partners. Eighth year fic, EWE, one-shot.

On one of their Auror missions, Harry gets trapped in a cupboard under the stairs. HPDM, established relationship, one-shot.

Harry Potter decided that he would not let anyone else hurt him but then he gets his Inheritance the summer before 7th year and finds that he will not be able to stay away from everyone, especially one blonde Slytherin... *CONTINUED with DrarryTLA*

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

Harry and Draco find out the hard way that the line between hate and love is a fine one, and that somewhere between the Battle of Hogwarts and being thrust back together as Hogwarts eighth years, they may have just crossed it.

Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!

AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.

Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts for his missed seventh year and the Animagi transformation. Students no longer need to become registered, so Harry wanders about as a thestral. Who is the matching thestral in his dreams? LEMON! SLASH! DM/HP

More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.

When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.

Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.

HPDM slash, AU, crackfic. When Draco gets Sorted into Gryffindor, everything changes. For the, uh, for the better? COMPLETE

During a night of house bonding, surprising secrets about Harry and Draco come to light.

Harry, in a freak Potions mishap, is turned into a tiny kitten! To make matters worse, Malfoy’s been assigned task of caretaker! SLASH

Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.

And, with bated breath, Draco traced the silver line down one more step in the family tree. Draco Lucius Malfoy... the third full blooded Veriae in the Malfoy family... and future life mate of Harry Potter. HD SLASH No HBP spoilers

Instead of allowing Draco to stay with family or friends when his father is arrested, Dumbledore places him with Harry Potter. What was Dumbledore thinking? HD Complete. Revised Blaise version

10 OCAUHPSM: BZNL. Neville looks like he’s been pushed down the stairs. Blaise is arrested for it. But is everything as it seems?

(Complete)Draco receives his heritage whe he turns sixteen. His life changes drasticaly but for the better. Harry learns how to deal with the prophesy and becomes the leader of the light. Soon an alliace is formed between the two former rivals. SLASH Harr

Draco Malfoy decided to stay away from Harry for their last year at Hogwarts. But being separated from him is finally making Draco realize how much he cares for the depressed Gryffindor. Slash. Complete.

Seventh years must take sexual education, and GryffSlyth has Snape and McGonagall as their teachers. Students must be paired up to complete a final project. Harry and Draco hate theirs, but must do it or fail. HD, sim. mpreg

Harry wakes up with a throbbing head, but he soon realizes that a headache is the last thing he has to worry about. And what part does Draco play in it all? Timetravel, AU. HPDM slash. Complete.

During his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry Potter was whisked away by a stranger named Zodiac. For ten years no-one knew what had become of him. Then, in the Wizarding world’s darkest hour, a War Mage called Thor turns up to save the day...COMPLETED 27/7/

**Chapter 9 is up!** Harry/Draco slash. Poison doesn't always bring death -- Draco learns that there are other ways to suffer and live.

Percy decides to come out to his family. Slightly slashy.