After a particularly nasty fight with Ron, Hermione ends up shacking up with the three returning eighth year Slytherins where she finds herself inexplicably tangled up in the affections of two wizards. "Theo grasped Draco's hand as the two of them watched her closely before Draco spoke to her in a calm, gentle voice. "You live with us now, Granger. Do you understand?"

Yet again Dumbledore's brain gives rise to a Valentines day that will most certainly end with alot of confusion, tears and most likely weirdness. You have to feel for Hermione and Draco... or do you? *COMPLETE! The final chapter and what happens next?*