A collection of really short stories which I update every once in a while. As they say, Brevity is Wit!

humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic. Revived.

A series of maybe-related one-shots in the life of Rose/Scorpius based off different sayings. Chapter 1: A friend takes the blame for you, A best friend screams "She did it! She did it! I'm innocent. She did it!

Finally after everything, this was his reward he realised. To have the one adventure he'd thought impossible, with a woman he thought he'd never see again let alone hold in his arms. He should have known better, this was Rose after all. TenII/Rose.

If her meddlesome family had any say, Rose would be outgoing and ambitious like the whole lot of them. But since they don't, Rose contents herself with her solitudinous writing. That is, until Scorpius Malfoy starts to pay a little more attention to her...

Year six begins for Rose Weasley. Everything is so ordinary, except maybe for...those anonymous, disturbing and imprudently attractive notes she's been receiving. Is she crazy for feeling that drawn towards the mystifying sender?

You will never forget the first day you saw her- the first time you saw her wispy hair, her tiny fingers. It had taken a lot of work to get to this point; paperwork, adoption approvals... But finally it looks like you and John will have a new member of the family. And she's going to be a handful.

She's perfect but still flawed. Very flawed. She's your twisted Eve, you suppose that makes you her Adam, warped and imperfect and completely unfit for the job, but maybe together you're okay.

Rose returns to her best friend Scorpius at Hogwarts after she spent a year in Greece. Let's just say, things are different. M for later chapters. COMPLETE!

After six long years, the moment is finally happening.

Dave had been away since Friday night because of some business stuff of Bro's, now that he's back he explains to John why it was awful. John/Dave/John, masturbation, phonesex, erotic asphyxiation, graphically depicted wet dream.

John is captivated by Dave's eyes, and realizes his true feelings for the first time. Rating for sexual content that will be in chapter 2.

There were just somethings you did late at night in a desperate attempt to get off that you wouldn't ever want him to know about. DaveJohn angsty smut.

Rose finds a way to get the Doctor to return home as quickly as possible, and makes sure that he'll always keep his new phone on him at all times. Ten II/Rose

John has been in love with Dave for a long time, and truths aren't spoken until Dave comes home with some alcoholic incentive. DaveJohn, PWP, oneshot.

He takes my hand and drags me behind him. Which of course gives me a great view of his arse. Which is, of course, extremely distracting.

Ginny turns to her mirror for advice on how to finally get her man. Smutty Harr/Ginny fluff. M for a reason, though not as raunchy as some of my stories.

Harry and Ginny's romantic getaway is threatened when Rose and Scorpius get snowed in and have to share their accommodations. Harry/Ginny, Rose/Scorpius

Rose/Scorpius oneshot. brief snapshots through the years. R&R, yes?

One-shot. In most fanfiction, Rose swears equally as much as Ron does, with their constant "Bloody hell!" exclamations. This is how it all started.

One-shot. Rose and Scorpius have 6 daughters, and are pregnant with their seventh child. Could this one finally be the son that they are hoping for?

Drarry - Mature Content...as always - What happens when Draco and Harry each find the opposite end of a hole in the locker room wall? Oh, stop it with your dirty minds. Oh wait. That's exactly what happens.

All John Egbert wanted was to conform their differences in social status, and not feel like his friendship is falling apart from Mr. Popularity here. And Dave Strider, well he was just trying to seduce his best friend. AU College Dave/John

How Rose and Albus' relationship is like Hermione and Harry's. Done with this fic for now.

Whenever they slept together either Rose or Scorpius had a perfectly justifiable reason for doing so.

Rose Weasley desperately needs to get Scorpius Malfoy to notice her. With the help of an old family heirloom, she does just that... and more. Long one-shot.

I showed him how to chuck girls and avoid the waterworks. I told him how to pick up girls without sounding like a tosser. I was his best friend. That was all I was to him: frizzy haired, library book Nazi, Rose. And I was happy with that... I thought.

Scorpius and Rose hate each other. However an encounter at the beginning of the sixth year leads to a mess of dangerous vengeful games being played between the two of them. M rated for a reason.

Rose is fed up of Scorpius teasing her and asking her out. So after advice given to her by her Aunt and Uncle, she decides to tell a tale she likes to call, James's Lily-flower... JamesP/LilyE and RoseW/ScorpiusM

A young Harry Potter has a chance encounter in his cupboard. A random oneshot that ran away with me.

Why Scorpius hates Rose and Lily should throw intoxicated teenage parties more often. Scorp/Rose

Rose and the Doctor get locked in a cell and locked in a battle of wits... pity only one of 'em's armed.

Of course his son had to fall in love with Rose Weasley. It was almost predictable. Draco/Scorp bonding! Rose/Scorp

"Potty loves Loony, Potty loves Loony..." Maybe not quite, but it's a close-run thing. Contains All Time Low references and crappy summaries.

So, I was having the time of my life with the girl of my dreams...and guess who she turns out to be! The girl of my nightmares. SM/RoseW.

Rose Weasley knows she can't talk her way out of this one. She'll have to face the consequences.

Rose always thought that she'd be competing with Lily, not Al for a guy and she doesn't know if she should be amused or angry when people ask her what exactly is going on between her boyfriend, Scorpius and her cousin, Al. Wacky!Al and Scorp!

It's Rose and Scorpius' seventh year in Hogwarts, and Rose is in the library studying with Scorpius, but he just doesn't want to let her be. Lets see what comes of it, shall we? Oneshot. Rated T for language.

Something else I think Ron needed to apologise for after leaving in Deathly Hallows. Oneshot. Friendship only.

Ron and Harry get drunk. Chaos ensues.

Rose is in quite the predicament, she has been secretly dating Scorpius Malfoy for over a year, but wants to move out of the shadows with their relationship, will her family let them or is Scorpius doomed to being smothered in his sleep? Lemon/ Fluffy

Ever wonder what happens to your muse when you get a bad case of the dreaded Writer's Block? Click to find out!

Exactly what the title says. *giggles* Set in the summer before Fifth Year when everyone is at Grimmauld Place, sometime after Harry's trial. There is dinner and Remus and Sirius and, erm...prostrating? IDEK. Oh, and not slash.

Ever wonder what exactly Naruto did to piss Sasuke off?

Rose and Scorpius both really like cherries.

"O Children Forgive us now for what we've done It started out as a bit of fun". This story takes place after that beautiful dancing scene between Harry and Hermione in DH part 1.

What happens when the characters from Harry Potter have a chat with Cleverbot? Read to find out... Current user: Fred and George. NOW COMPLETE.

Snape is a portrait.For the last nineteen years, Snape has spent September second in relative boredom in the headmistress' office. Until Albus Potter shows up. And demonstrates his innate ability to annoy Snape. Those damn green eyes.

"I need to know how I went from dancing on the common room table, shaking Billy Reid's tie like a lasso above my head, which I will forever vehemently deny, to cheating on my boyfriend. With Malfoy." Rose Weasley is in quite a pickle.

Whoverse Las first round prompt- Miscommunication. Rory sudden realises why the Doctor isn't falling for Amy's charms.

The Marauders, Lily, Tonks, and co. watch Harry propose to Ginny from beyond the veil.

A list of notes passed by the Marauders during a particularly boring lecture... with a twist. One-shot

Scorpius and Rose engage in an innocent game of chess one night, and it quickly becomes a daily occurance. As they move their pieces across the board, just who will emerge the winner in the much bigger game the two of them are playing?

Scorpius annoys the hell out of Rose, but she pays attention when he says he has a proposition for her. All he wants - is a reaction. NOT AT ALL like my other Stories! My first Lime/Smut!M for a reason!R&R

It's been said that it's chemically impossible to be in love longer than 3 years. This thought scares a very pregnant Rose. R&R!

As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.

The Doctor finds something to do while Rose is asleep. Crack fic. Alpha Prompt P- Pancakes

The Doctor tries to deny what Rose does to him. Prompt C- Clammy

Time is running out. Time is always running out. The Doctor and Rose.

James Potter is dead! Absolutely DEAD. Dead. When I get my hands on him, he'll be sorry his parents ever copulated! I run down the corridor intent, heedless of the curious stares I'm drawing from fellow classmates. The Head Girl. Running through Hog

Rose thought she knew how it would be when it happened, but things are rarely as we imagine them. TenRose.