XxLavi-TanxX
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Joined 09-06-11, id: 3231593, Profile Updated: 03-10-12

KONY 2012!!! Make him famous! Youtube it if you haven't heard of him. Save the invidible children!

Real name: Come on, don't be a stalker. All right, it starts with an M

Age: Not telling! But I will say that I'm somewhere between 14-16

Life Status: Suckish(whos isn't?)

Where I Live: USA, folks, USA

Fav Anime Charecter: Death the Kid

Hated Anime Charecter: Frau. (07 Ghost.)

Fav Anime: 07 Ghost

Hated Anime: 07 Ghost

Hobbies: Scaring children, hating on Frau, reading Frau fanfics, writing, etc.

Hated Foods: ALL meats, darkchocolate

Why Are You Reading This Crap?: I don't know. Why are you so bored? Dont read this, go read something, watvh something, hug a freaking tree for all I care!!! Have fun with that!

-Peace, love, Lavi-tan

Hey, everyone! I share a joint account on DeviantART with a friend of mine that should actually have fanfiction on it sometimes soon. My username is 07ShueXReiko4eva if any of you wanna check it out ;D.

"Fanfiction is what literature might look like if it were reinvented from scratch after a nuclear apocalypse by a band of brilliant pop-culture junkies trapped in a sealed bunker. They don't do it for money. That's not what it's about. The writers write it and put it up online just for the satisfaction. They're fans, but they're not silent, couchbound consumers of media. The culture talks to them, and they talk back to the culture in its own language." -Some guy that your Lavi-Tan forgot his name!

I thought that this quote was EXTREMELY true! Anyone else?

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE AGAINST STEREOTYPING:

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm DUTCH, so I MUST love cheese.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (I'm just a little over the weight that suits my height, okay?)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (Don't think I'm not, though...)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm obsessed with things like World of Warcraft and Gaia, so I MUST have no life!
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm a smart BLONDE, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YURI, so I MUST be LESBIAN.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love VOCALOID, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm obsessed with dark colors, so I MUST be either goth or emo.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm smart, so I MUST be a glasses-wearing, straight-A's freak
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm different, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm claustrophobic, so I MUST be anti-social
I'm American, so I MUST be trying to destory the planet.

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Counting Dropping Heads by Just Another Hell Raiser reviews
1555, England. When Bloody Mary's most trusted servant Earl Ciel Phantomhive is captured and enslaved by the leader of the Protestant rebels, Ciel thinks he'll know what to expect. He does not expect Sebastian Michaelis. AU
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
Our Wish by Zion reviews
Roy and Ed start seeing each other and some people have a problem with that. A horrible thing happens and Ed is left recovering from it. Will the couple ever get through these trials? Or will it bring them closer or break them up for good? Mpreg
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 131,273 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Edward E., Roy M.
Bed Ridden: A Hetalia Version of America's Economy by TheNumber1Hero reviews
America was fine in 2007 but only 12 moths later America was Hell and it still is. This is the story of what it is like for Alfred during his nation's second depression. Rated T because of USUK, other possible pairings, and minimal cussing. (Abandoned and UP FOR ADOPTION! Rules and info in newest chapter!)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,090 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 9/10/2011 - England/Britain, America
Going Home by swamygliders reviews
Harry has come back to Hogwarts for his second year and something is...off. Harry has tried as hard as he can to keep everything secret and hidden, but people who are watching him know something is wrong. Warning: Mentions of Abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 265,977 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lies For You by IMAxENIGMAx reviews
Lilli isn't a happy girl like everyone thinks she is she is depressed and Vash doesnt know it. First Fanfic summerys bad better one inside rated T cause im paronied. Human names used Switzerland and Liechtenstein.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,541 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Liechtenstein, Switzerland
Where Do We Go When We Die? by ParadiseAvenger reviews
MOVED! The day her mother's cryptic postcard arrived, Maka Albarn did something she had never done before and had never wanted to. She bought a slave! She had to, though, because he was inches from a cruel death. AU. Adult themes. MakaXSoul. (65 Chapters.) MOVED!
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 1394 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Christmas Vacation by Dobby's Socks reviews
Edward, unconscious and alone in Central City, is taken in by some of its less-than-model citizens. When he wakes, he has no memory, and it is up to Al, Roy, and the rest to find him. Rated for language and alcohol, FMA is not mine, not a holiday story
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,682 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Fourteenth's Memories by MidnightEmber reviews
He was only given a number, Fourteen...and the memories of a military slave. He remembered nothing else...until he met Kanda.
Crossover - D.Gray-Man & 07-Ghost - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,338 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Allen Walker - Complete