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I won't give away any private information(duh) and you can thank those possible psychos that might be reading this right now. I will say that I am a huge Twilight fan, a tad anti social if you count me enjoying my time here in my room on my fanfic profile vs. hanging out with my friends (sorry, to my friends who might be reading this. You know you're awesome and its not you; I'm just me) and I am a crazy fangirl of One Direction. I'm not one of those girls who will follow them on Twitter and other social websites since I think that's a little stocker- ish and anti social, remember? but I will right fanfiction about them as creepy as that may sound and I do daydream about meeting the boys one day. Actually I am going to see them at concert tomorrow night! YAY, YEPEE!!!!!!!!!!! That is all I have for now...I'm planning on describing the One Direction concert on my profile.

"Me? Crazy? Please, I should hop down off my unicorn and slap you."

Quote from Pininterest

"About three things I was absolutely positive.

First, Edward was a vampire.

Second, there was a part of him-

and I didn't know how dominant that part may be-

that thirsted for my blood.

And third I was unconditionally and irrevocably

in love with him."

Hello, Twilight Quote

"Stop counting the stars because you might find one day while counting them that you lost the moon."

A Pininterest Quote that went something like that.

"One day someone's going to hug you so tight that all your broken pieces will come back together again."

A Pininterest Quote

"If men had periods it would be mandatory for the government to cover the cost of all feminine products with our taxes and they'd be free."

Random Quote that I lost track of where I found it.

Favorite scene from the Beatrice and Ramona movie starring Selena Gomez*

"Who can ever love a girl with the name Beezus?" Beatrice asked no one in particular slowly pacing their room.

"Jesus?" her little sister, Ramona shrugged her shoulders.

Beatrice gave her a long, hard look before saying through clenched teeth, pointing at the door, "Get out!"

"People say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?"

Random Quote that I lost track of where I found it.

"I have ninety problems and eighty six of them I have totally made up in my head."

Pininterest Quote

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Unlikely Endings by foreverme98 reviews
Bella is learning that life is even more complicated than finding out that vampires exist. In the journey of life, love, and acceptance, she needs to understand that nothing is what it seems, and sometimes love can find you more than once. Set after New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,058 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Bella, Jasper] - Complete
Friendship on Fire by do i need a pen name reviews
Kim is content with being "the quiet one." It's the way things have always been and it works for her. Little does she know, this trait is about to be the thing that gets her noticed by the boy she's had a crush on for years. Life as she knows it is about to change forever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 108,255 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/8/2017 - Published: 9/11/2014 - [Jared, Kim]
Out of the Rubble by AndyHood reviews
The streets are all Bella knows, ever since she ran away from her abusive mother and step-father when she was twelve. She doesnt know who her dad is, she only has a single pic. Now 16 she has made her way to the state of Washington. Please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Charlie S., Bella
Unexpected Love by flamingpen18 reviews
When Edward left Bella a year ago, she had already figured out that they were not mates. Bella soon learns that she is the mate to one of the Volturi kings. What she once felt for Edward will pale in comparison to what she will soon feel.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,219 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,923 - Follows: 1,488 - Updated: 6/18/2016 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Aro, Bella - Complete