Nom de Plume: MissAleatory (on this website. I wanted to make it an obscue Doctor Who reference, but everything I could think of was taken.)

Age:16

Gender: female (no duh)

Nationality: Brazilian

Likes: Food, reading, manga, complex stories, learning, etc.

Dislikes: Vegetables, ignorance, futility, etc.

Hobbies: Writing, drawing, knitting, sewing, reading, watching movies.

Mini Biography (not that anyone cares, but it's strangely satisfying to expose one-self anonymously)

I'm a traveler, in the sense that I grew up in various places over the world and have visited many more, and while it is arguably a detrimental experience for a child/teen, it is, from my perspective the most wonderful childhood anyone could hope for. Every place has another language, another set of customs, another religion, and learning about those things from the very start is wonderful. The world is a massive place, and everywhere you go, there's always something new to see. I have, of course, had my angst-ridden teenage phase, which I like to believe I've superseded, in which I believed that moving and re-establishing my life completely every few years was a bad thing. Then, the opportunity arose for me to actually settle down, at which point I realized I have something of a migratory instinct, and so was off, halfway across the world the next month.

Fandoms:
Bleach, which will always be my first fandom, since I didn't know about fan-worlds until this.
Hetalia, a show about countries, who can resist?
Lord of the Rings, the very first fictional universe I obsessed over.
Sherlock Holmes, in any and every representation of him, currently, my favourite is BBC Sherlock.
Doctor Who, I have a strong ground knowledge of sci-fi, having watched quite enough Star Trek and a devoted amount of Star Wars, but nothing sci-fi ever caught my fancy like Doctor Who.

Quotes:

Me: "You should watch Hetalia."
B: "The one about countries?"
Me: "Yeah, it's full of stereotypes and America bashing, you'll love it."
B: "Hm.. I do like that stuff"

Me and brother talking about how many women dislike and refuse to have children nowadays:
C: "Then God'll send us aliens. Horny aliens to inseminate the men!"
Me: O.e

C: "I'm gonna start collecting can lids again, that way I can melt them and shape them into a huge iron ball and throw it at people."

Me: "Why is it a podologist and not a pedologist?"
Mom: "Because it's not in Latin, it's in Greek! And what is 'ped' in Greek?"
Me: "It's kid, that's why we have pedophiles and pediatricians"
Mom: "O.O, not at the same time!"

B (redhead): "One day, the gingers will rally together and create our own country!"
K: "Called Ireland?"

(We are about to miss the last bus)
K: "We're screwed."
B: "We're not prostitutes yet!."

Me: *puts extension that is way too long on my pixie cut*
B: "That's a little long."
K: "That's what her mom said."
*awkward silence*
K: "Woah, not what I meant!"

Me and my friends talking about university (my Lord, we've grown up!)
K: "I was thinking Chicago."
Me: "It's so cold up there!"
K: "I'm...Canadian..."

Me: "I'm going to play the race card when I go to college. 20% Native American, baby!"
Kr: "Yeah, it's a good thing my dad's black."
J: "Arab is a racial minority, right?"
K: "I hope so."
B: "Gingers are a minority!"

Me writing my father a list of things to bring me from home:
"Two-eye goggles, a black belt, an old hat with a brim, paint, knitting needles, and The Great Gatsby. Don't ask."