Someone other that Ron interrupts Harry's conversation with Sirius, the night that Harry discovers the First Task is dealing with dragons. She decides that Harry needs help with not only the Tournament, but many other things, as well.

Dumbledore assumed his scheme was foolproof; too bad he never got the memo about 'the best laid plans'. Heads up, Hogwarts, there's a new green-eyed beast on the grounds! NOW UP FOR ADOPTION.

AU from year five onwards. At the end of year six Harry finds himself once again isolated and prisoned at the Dursleys. The end of Book six never happened in this tale. Dumbledore has plans that include Harry, but not the way Harry thinks.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.