Bella and Alice are sisters. Alice is dating Edward Cullen and Bella is jealous because she is in love with him. Rosalie, Emmett and Jasper have very small roles in this story, all human. LEMONS and big time OOC. I AM NOT MRS. MEYER, I DO NOT OWN TWILIGHT

The Cullen clan is back at high school but now with Jacob and Nessie. New friends and new problems for Nessie. Going to high school with your parents and trying to figure out your relationship with your best friend.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

What happens when my friends and I are hyper at one in the morning pretending to be Twilight characters? Read to find out! From Emmett walking in on Carlisle and Esme to Alice, Bella, and Jasper having a three way, this stuff is hillarious and crazy!

Takes place shortly after New Moon. It's the week before graduation. Bella and Edward decided their relationship is ready for a new level. But what happens when they are caught in the act? And by who! And what will follow that fateful night?

How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.

In the world of Amusement parks with the Cullens. In the last chapter of previously mentioned fanfic, Esme jokingly threatened Emmet with making him take up a job. What if she wasn’t joking…?