halospartain
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Joined 09-24-08, id: 1701230, Profile Updated: 02-08-10
Author has written 1 story for Halo.

Name: Halospartain will do fine

Gender: female

Likes: videogames, HALO 3, AVP, junk food (or should I say good food), non-humanoid aliens, my Xbox360, the Internet, fan fiction & of course... reading

Dislikes: health foods, siblings, mean teachers, MATH, homework, being human, and all who hate halo.

Music (in order) three days grace, sum 41, Breaking benjamin, Linkin Park, dragon force (to name a few)

Quotes

(My fave of them all) death is a gift you give to your enemies.

Said by: anonymous

(friend) I will do it...eventually

(me) math = bored to death- let's do math! = let's die of boredom!!

(who knows) witou any evil there would'nt be good so it must be good to be evil sometimes!

oh! and one last thing: I have up loaded the new story!! also, i have uploaded an avatar, aint it just sooooooo cute! Jk, but he's still awesome, right? ;D

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WhatTF? by Yomar Sonak reviews
An inexperienced leader is sent into a warzone to manage a group of nine so-called 'soldiers', where he learns a certain rule about the world of Team Fortress: normal logic and common sense do not apply.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,070 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010
Human Weapons for idiots! by Victor Weiss reviews
Thel 'Vadam decides as a excercise of trust that the former Covenant forces should be trained in human weapons and the humans in covenant, at first it sounds good, but don't all plans? RnR. I own nothing.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Arbiter, T. Hood
Wild Jungle by Mikoto-chan92 reviews
7-year-old Cornelia goes with her Mother and her colleagues to Central America into the deep jungle. Their job was to collect rare plants for medicine. But none of them would be expected to know of a single hunter watching them...
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,221 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
The Doctor Practices with Patience by Kathryn Doozleheim reviews
A work in progress. Can Spock and McCoy get along well enough to get off the apparently- deserted planet they've been shipwrecked on? Guaranteed No Slash! If you like what you see, review and I'll try to get the next installment up!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Spock, L. McCoy
ODST boot camp by Helljumper Q74 reviews
What happens when a young man joins the UNSC and gets thrown into an ODST boot camp? he gets a crazy roomate,a hyper active grunt sidekick and the fight to becoma an ODST.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010
The marvelous misadventures of Mike and John Day 2 by PenofDOOMSDAY reviews
The second part to the thrilling story, now including action, adventure, ROMANCE and INDIAN JON- Eh, what the hell? The second part to my story, the second day of Mike and John's everchanging days. May be more to come.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Complete
Biology by Hawki reviews
Oneshot: The Space Jockeys had their xenomorphs while Eywa had her palulukans. With the two species coming into contact on Pandora, the results were...unexpected.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Alien/Xenomorph, Eywa - Complete
Huntress by I'mNotGivingMyNameToAMachine reviews
A courageous, eccentric and highly intelligent female UNSC Marine enters combat for the first time, demonstrates immense heroism, accidentally saves a Hunter's life and is then captured by the behemoth, who takes her to its clan. She is then presumed dead and a candidate for the Medal of Honor in a case investigated by an increasingly flustered and exhausted ONI First Lieutenant.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,127 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 2/24/2007 - OC
Pranks by InvisibleJediMaster reviews
Chapter 11! Fun with markers and Grid's head. Need more be said?
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,848 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
The Crash Landing by randomfics reviews
Master Chief crash landed in Blood Gulch Canyon on his way to Earth. There he meets the Reds and the Blues, and being forced to travel with them and all of their moronic behavior, he really has to wonder if meeting them was more of a hinderance then help.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,356 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Master Chief/John-117
AlarmOTron by Hunter Kitty reviews
Because the Alarm-O-Tron can shout about more than just the RED Spy in your base.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Complete
The Stab101 Saga by Isaac Malott reviews
This is what happens when a sparten is living on water works with an alien brother, and two idiots always trying to kill them. Chapter 5 is up! R&R!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,774 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 7/5/2006
Wort by Vtos 'Kasam reviews
This is the story of two mischevious Elites stuck in a boring job in the middle of nowhere. Who knows what could happen? CHAPTER 4 UPDATED! :D
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/4/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009
Ironic Trust by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
The Arbiter saves the life of Loren, a young recruit under Johnson, only to have her turn around and save him. Can she and the elite form a friendship despite the lack of trust between their races?
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,997 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Complete
Halo: First Person Shooter by Mister Frodo reviews
I wake up in a clearing with no one around and a piece of metal stuck in my leg. Whoopee. Note: This is now on PERMANENT hiatus, meaning it will most likely never be updated again. My apologies to all who read it and enjoyed it.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006 - Complete
Tales of the Flood by foxystar reviews
Short and funny stories about the Flood. Please READ and REVIEW. I will be adding more stories. Please also check out my other Halo fanfictions, I am also making Talkes of the Grunts, Elites, and Brutes.
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2005
Mischief Night by Squidgal reviews
Autumn leaves are not the only things falling to earth on a very warm October night. A young troop of Predators witness an annual rite prompting one of them to join in the fun. Read and have fun!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Complete
Universal Commonground: Sports and Spectators by Izzy Antaeta reviews
While on an observational mission to Earth, a seasoned predator warrior and his young pupils encounter a professional football game.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/2/2001
All messed up reviews
a normal marine stubles upon an odd place, a very, very odd place. and, thing happen... 'T' rating to be safe oh, and i d'ont own halo: that is Bungee
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 2/7/2010