Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

When a neglected baby Harry is given to a young, troubled Severus Snape, how will the two of them learn to cope with each other? Baby!Harry and lots of cuteness.

A series of oneshots inspired by Bellamort500's Dear Order Members. No real reason to them. Very AU and OOC Will take prompt from others!

When Harry James Potter walks into Hogwarts for the first time, Minerva realises that she made a huge mistake in leaving him with the Dursley's all those years ago. If she does something now, will she be able to change things? And will the Lion and the Snake be able to work together? Divergence Point: Walking into Hogwarts. Series planned for future.

Salazar Slytherin has had enough of Dumbledore and Voldemort's stupidity, so on October 31, 1981 he decides to put a stop to the wizarding war. Things do not go according to plan. He loses his memories, but 10 years later he regains them when he gets a familiar letter. Bashing of some characters at first, but it gets better. A twist to the Harry is Salazar genre. More inside...

How much does Peeve's really see? How much does he really know. But nobody ever asks Peevsey anything. First chapter set in Tom Riddle's era. Second chapter set with the Mauraders and the First Wizarding War and possible third chapter with Potter and co.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Gen. Harry remembered the moment when he really realized that his golden anaconda, who no one else could see, was magical. Prequel to Children of the Sun. COMPLETE.

In which being kidnapped is viewed as a normal, if annoying, thing. Sorta-nice!Petunia. Threeshot, crackfic. By Ruby. Complete as is, but occasionally adds another piece as inspiration strikes.

It's 1976 and the scene by the lake after the fifth year defence OWLs but instead of trying to fight back with magic, Severus snaps his own wand and throws it at Lupin's feet, announcing he's quitting Hogwarts. Alternate Universe. Rating 'M'. December 12, 2017: minor revisions to epilogues & notes.

This is the story of a boy who was expected to save the world and his life after he was adopted by none other than Severus Snape, feared Bat of the Dungeons. Sequel to "Glimpses" - Harry adapts to school and his new father. NO SLASH.

Subconsciously concealing injuries after a fight prompts the discovery of metamorphmagus abilities in young Harry Potter. However, that ability had been covering up a very big secret for more than eleven years. keywords Severitus / Sevitus. COMPLETE!

Harry didn't appear at Hogwarts causing concern. Albus immediately head's out to Privet Drive to find out what was going on, along with Minerva and a reluctant Severus Snape. What they find out changes everything for everyone in the wizarding world. Is there a chance for anyone to go back and fix past mistakes? is there any hope at all for the magical world? COMPLETE

Umbridge finds seven books about Harry Potter from another dimension in the Room of Requirement and decides to read them aloud to the school in an ill-advised attempt to discredit Dumbledore. Hilarity ensues. Features an actual plot, realistic reactions, decent pacing, *and minimal quotations*.

Draco was glad the corridors were empty, that no one was there to see him take possession of his new office, watching history repeat itself. EWE. Post-war. Glimpses into Professor Malfoy's life.

Harry is at the end of his rope; he's no saviour, he's just a frightened and hurting adolescent who has been asked to do too much. The prophecy was the last straw. Can McGonagall do something now? Or is it too late? Trigger Warnings on individual chapters although suicide is a strong theme.

Many fan-fics begin by exaggerating the abuse inflicted on Harry by the Dursleys, often with horrifying results. But I've found myself wondering what Harry would *really* be like if he'd had been treated just as the books described: not physically or sexually abused, but despised, isolated, malnourished, and shown neither love nor respect.

Tom Riddle Jr. also known as Voldemort has one flaw. He'd always underestimated Muggles. This weakness would be used against him by a girl he and his minions have also underestimated and the old man whom they've always thought to have grown senile and soft in his old age. One-shot only!

Harry comes to class on the first day with the wrong potions book, and he finds out the hard way — by Snape himself. Still, maybe Harry thought the book was green. And maybe Snape will find out just how much of Lily there is in Harry Potter after all.

What happens when a magical computing device gets transported from the future, and the marauders (plus Lily) discover interesting stories about them and people they know? And what happens when they attempt to write so-called Fanfiction themselves?

The events of PS through Dumbledore's eyes.

Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.

Ginny persuades Harry to attend Dudley's wedding. Unfortunately, both of them forgot that Aunt Marge would also be attending. Winner of Mugglenet's Quicksilver Quill Awards 2016, Best General (One-shot).

The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.

The Ministry has made a choice. Can they live with the consequences? "Yes," Potter said. "If they want us to go, we'll leave."

No, Dumbledore did not use a picture of Severus Snape to teach little two year old Harry to call the man 'Da.' That is a ridiculous accusation and it will not be stood for!

Ron Weasley, running about solving mysteries, making people laugh, keeping them going. A character study of Ron in five aspects.

"Mom, dad, why the heck did you throw a party! People don't graduate from school at 17! And why did you invite my cousins! And why are there witches and wizards here!" Hermione's parents throw a graduation party for their precious daughter, but boy is she in for the interrogation of her life! Now a series of unrelated oneshots belonging to the same alternate universe type... thing.

Oneshot. Oh no! Unicorn sightings are being reported in the muggle news! Time for the Ministry to... call in Hagrid to take care of this? Yeah. Cause that's a good idea. Written for Rosa for the HPFC Monthly Oneshot Exchange (February 2016).

Post-Hogwarts AU. A Marriage Law fic for the TLX "Because it's February Writing Challenge." It's the age old question, can Slytherin and Gryffindor get along if the government says they have to, for magic's sake? A slightly crack-fic look at what happens when the Ministry decides it knows best. Government efficiency at it's best. Not part of the Professor Muggle series.

It all began with a nightmare. Armed with the knowledge of the future, Harry and Dumbledore strive to end Lord Voldemort once and for all. Hope can be found, even in the darkest times, for in every curse is a blessing in disguise. AU GoF. Oneshot.

Harry became a killer at eleven.

"You're ready to return to work, at last?" Harry isn't sure about that, after all there's 157 years of backlog to consider thanks to 271 missed chances to righten things before they got out of hand. Furthermore he has to rework more than 700 years of his master plan just because of one blind goat. No wonder Harry's upset. But that's Harry's life for you. Death! maybe MoD!Harry

A one-shot of a different Petunia. Previously published and re-uploaded after editing.

What if Remus was a heartbeat faster when Sirius sent Snape to meet a werewolf? What if Snape was a shade slower?

At the age of five Harry turns into a snake. Five years later he saves a girl named Hermione.

Coming out of detention with Professor Umbridge, a darker Harry takes revenge on her. One-shot. Warnings are inside. New chapter added.

What happens when each Head of House is required to give a brief talk on "Sex Ed" before the start of school? A series of sixteen drabbles. May never be completely complete. Rating raised to be on the safe side.

For a thousand years the Sorting Hat has put students where they fit best. Only a handful of times throughout history has it ever been said the Hat picked wrongly. In the year of 1991, that's the only thing people were saying. On the one-thousandth-and-one year of Hogwarts, the Sorting Hat decided to change things around. Pity it didn't tell anyone beforehand.

With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay. ONESHOT

When Snape hears that the famous Harry Potter, son of the golden lion James Potter, is coming to Hogwarts, he can barely contain his contempt. After Dumbledore 'insists' that Snape looks out for The Boy Who Lived no matter what, he 'begrudgingly' agrees – little knowing that one look at those emerald green eyes could change everything. NO slash! Severitus/Guardian

Harry has just begun his showdown with Evil!Dumbledore. Having shouted the various crimes perpetrated against him, he is unprepared for how the rest of the confrontation goes. ONESHOT

They had learned at a young age that the Ministry was corrupt. They had seen with their own eyes how little the Ministry cared about the people it was supposed to protect. And now the Ministry was after one of their own. Harry had never wanted this power, but the Ministry had no one to blame but themselves.

COMPLETE. When Voldemort came to, he realised he was completely stark naked … in the middle of King's Cross Station … which was illogically silent and empty save for himself and a grinning Harry Potter. This was just a bizarre dream, surely. (Gen, MoD!Harry, oneshot)

Death favored very few. And he cared for even less. However when it came to the little one Death could hardly stay indifferent, after all, if it weren't for him the little, green-eyed wizard wouldn't exist.

Severus doesn't go to Dumbledore, he goes to James.

Harry is a very sick young boy, and Arabella Figg is one desperate woman. With Dumbledore ignoring her, she has no choice but to take drastic measures to ensure the child's survival. So she goes to the one person who might have a hope in hell of helping her. Severus Snape. Even she couldn't foresee the consequences of his help. TMR/LM eventual TMR/LM/HP when he's older. ON HOLD!

Series of shorts with no order. A collection, of the artifacts, pictures, and letters that were found in a trunk under the bed of the Deceased, Severus Snape.

Ten year old Harry Potter makes an insignificant decision that changes a lot of other insignificant things, which eventually changes very significant things. Because no matter what, Harry Potter never manages to do things by half measures. (AU from Hogwarts letter onwards, Diary!Tom, preslash/gen)

Alternate Universe. Severus Snape in a universe where James and Lily Potter's child was a daughter, not a son, but who was still the Dark Lord's target on Hallowe'en 1981. Author Notes expanded 11th May, 2015. Slightly expanded/'polished' version of 1992-1993 school year posted 20th May, 2015. STORY ON HIATUS.

Why would Albus ask Severus to be the Head of Hufflepuff? Why should Severus accept? How would a Severus succeed in working with this house?

(Based on a Tumblr post) What if things had happened a little differently in the clearing at the end of Deathly Hallows?

When the Order suspect that Voldemort will use Petunia and Dudley to get to Lily, and ultimately Harry, will Petunia let them help her? If so, how? A humourous, fluffy one shot written for the Who, What, Where challenge, where my prompt was, "Petunia Evans changes her name to Sirius Black in Ron's Bedroom."

Severus is grading papers when...

It all started when the staunch, strait-laced Professor, Severus Snape went to breakfast with a hickey on his neck… -This is just a short 4 part story with a SS/HG pairing. Rated T for language and suggestive situations.

[Mother's Day Special '15] "Your House will be like your family within Hogwarts." For those in Gryffindor, it is. So much so that Minerva McGonagall receives Mother's Day gifts by the hundred. But what about those who were put in other Houses?

The boy from the train was right. In order to be Sorted, they really did have to fight a troll.

Harry & Hermione use a bit of muggle logic for clearing the Burrow's garden. The Weasley kids are left horrified.

Is the Legendary Gryffindor courage just mere bravery, or is it something else entirely? One shot.

If there was never a war, then they never had a purpose. Oneshot. AU. Implied under age relationship.

They were monsters. They were gods. They were Blacks . . .

Or where Harry starts to be visited by Dementors with increasing frequency, and he can only wonder what the actual heck is going on. (Edit: fixed up the title/summary non K-rated words problem. Thanks for the heads up!)

They say we won. But for the students (soldiers) of Hogwarts that isn't enough.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Draco find themselves back in the past.

Maybe they were always destined to be obsessed with each other. [One-shot, Hints of pre-slash HP/TMR, Time-Travel Fix-It]

Snape travels back through time to do what he hates most. Teach Potter. For this time, he won't be a pig raised for slaughter, this time he won't let Dumbledore kill Lily's Last. Unfortunately this backfires horribly when other children decide they want to be with Snape too.

The Sorting Hat (or Brian to his friends) has had enough of being told by Albus Too-Many-Names Dumbledore exactly how certain new students should be sorted. For once, he's going to take matters into his own, um, hands? The incoming class of 1991 isn't going to know what hit them. Get ready for a Sorting like no other! One Shot.

A crackfic. Harry comes back in the Wizarding World after 200 years. Immortal!Harry. SuperPowerful!Harry Master of Death!Harry

Scheming, lying and plotting, all in all, Sirius mused, it was a perfectly normal Christmas for his family, even if the stakes were a bit higher than usual. Follows "Emboldened".

There's a new Dark Lord, and it's the least expected person.

He doesn't even know her, not really, and somehow she's ended up with his wand. He thinks maybe next time he'll listen when Sirius tells him his cousin is a real piece of work.

This is a simple letter of advice from an old and ancient house to the minister. Fudge got quite a few of those letters with friendly advice and gallons- He might not have noticed the black family crest, and even if he had - How much trouble could a simple letter may be? Oneshot

It is easy to look from outside and say that you would take different decisions; that you would make it another way, that you would not let it happen that way, but if you have more responsibility than you can take, greater fault than you can handle, how would you do?

In a world undergoing a painful cleansing, a leader of men has a conversation with a hero looking towards a brighter future. Spoiler: Everybody loses.

When the school closes down over the Christmas break, Harry finds himself in the unfortunate situation of spending the holiday in Snape's house. Pre-guardian fic.

Post-DH drabblefic. 200 words. Postwar. How Severus Snape spends his Christmas.

All Harry wanted was a quiet night with his son. Really, after all these years, he should know better.

Sirius knows there's something different the day his best friend asks him if he looks alright. He hasn't asked him things like that since they were fourteen and waiting outside the girl's bathroom to gawk at Mallory Davis. And he doesn't see what the big deal is because it's just Tonks.

HPSS pre-slash. Severus thought he would have a dignified Animagus form. He doesn't. And now Harry Potter knows about it. COMPLETE.

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

Rev. version 2014 PLEASE READ! This combines ALL of the stories in the Second Chance series: Harry Potter's Second Chance, Second Chance Take Two, Second Chance The Death Eater & The Rat. This is AU. Takes place after Goblet of Fire. Harry de-ages himself, and Snape adopts him. As of 12/28/14 Old Stories Deleted.

"It had been snowing, just like it is now. I was out in the muggle world for some reason or another when I passed by some alleys and came across a filthy little street urchin with the greenest eyes I had ever seen."

One-shot. Takes place in a near-canon universe during the latter part of 1995. Slightly frivolous piece, but character death in one place. This story is rated 'M' and is tagged as 'humor' and as 'tragedy. Some minor rewording and slight expansion of Author Notes carried out on 12th January, 2015.

Ginny Weasley wants to fly. Ginny Weasley isn't the sort of person to accept defeat. Even at age six.

Alternate Universe in which Lily had a boy (Harry) and a girl (Angelica) in July, 1980. One-shot. Rated 'M' to be on the safe side. Author Notes updated 4th January, 2015.

Alternate universe. One-shot. Lily Evans disappeared in the summer of 1976. Somehow James has to go on... Rated 'M' to be on the safe side.

Alternate Universe. Albus Dumbledore found the Chamber of Secrets and killed the basilisk in 1984. Ginny Weasley arrives at Hogwarts in the possession of a certain diary in 1992... One-shot. Rated 'T'.

These are a series of one shots from the Harry Potter universe... Simply because we can't get enough of the world's best fandom! :) Rated T just in case future one shots go to that level... Read, and hopefully enjoy! :) :) :)

Dumbledore is tired of the order members childish antics.

James Potter shamelessly abuses a loophole in Wizarding law, and Harry's the one stuck paying for it...

Post Battle of Hogwarts. Time-travel to the end of 4th year. Has a few cliches. HG, RHr. Complete.

Strange things happen around a rare blue moon.

During Harry's first Occlumency lesson, Severus Snape gets an unexpected and entirely unwelcome surprise.

Third and final part of The Dark Lady trilogy. With school now finished with, and the Death Eaters firmly under her control, it's time for The Dark Lady to take the wizarding world by storm. Can Hermione succeed in gaining the power her father always wanted, or will the Order manage to bring her down? Dark Hermione!

Just a little something that I wrote for my friend Anna. I have rated this for safety (and scarcasm but what else would we expect from Severus Snape?) I don't think I have to say that J.K Rowling owns Harry Potter, after all, I just play with the characters :D. So this is about Severus meeting James Sirius for the first time, please review!

Lily Evans sends a letter to her son on his eleventh birthday, explaining that Severus Snape is his father. Armed with this knowledge, Harry goes to Hogwarts ready to prove to Snape that he is worthy of being his son.

"Snape was definitely up to something. The signs were all there, but he had no evidence. He considered speaking to McGonagall about it, but it felt like his first year all over again. He knew that McGonagall trusted Snape, and without proof his suspicions would just be shot down." Written after the Final Battle, canon except Snape surviving and Epilogue. 3-shot. With a twist.

Severus finds the trivial gossiping of his colleagues quite amusing to listen to ... That is, until he hears something that isn't trivial at all. Oneshot, SSHG, AU.

The Sorting Hat has never placed someone in the wrong house, no matter what you might like to think.

Harry has had enough. He is done with this cruel world, leaving just a note. How will his "friends" and the oblivious public respond to his last words? Warnings: Mentions of suicide, death and abuse. Fourth year summer AU.

Severus Snape is stranded with seven small children.

After Cedric dies, Harry isolates himself and Dumbledore fears a connection between Harry and Lord Voldemort. Snape has his own problems when Dumbledore compels him to teach Harry Occlumancy whilst the Dark Lord orders him to brew the darkest potion he has ever encountered. But what of this gift Lily left for Harry's 15th birthday...and what does it have to do with Snape?

Dark curses don't play nice- not even with each other. When nine year-old Harry is bitten by a werewolf, the horcrux fights back. The result could only happen to Harry Potter. Canon-ish for the first three years of Hogwarts - AU from that point forward.

In which Remus wakes up in a girl's body and is Not Amused. (Sirius, however, is far TOO amused and will end up jinxed if he doesn't stop asking what it's like to have tits.) First in "Pranking Pranksters."

The gang finds a list in the girl's bathroom entitled "404 Ways To Annoy Snape". Bored, they decide to have a little fun with their professor. Thus, the prank war began. Friendships will form, yelling will ensue, and Hermione just might get Snape to prove that he really can smile. Set after DH, very AU.

There is a theory on the internet that Harrrry and Voldemort's prophecy literally meant that whoever survived their final fight would be unable to die, this is my take on that. In this One-Shot One of the now much larger Weasley clan happens to find Harry in St. Mungo's after he has been lost and presumed dead for some time.

Part 2 of The Dark Lady Trilogy. With Voldemort out of the picture it's time for Hermione to step up and take charge of the Death Eaters. At the same time she has to contend with keeping her dark secret from Harry and Ron. Romance also blossoms for The Dark Lady as she finally gets the wizard she's always dreamt of, Draco Malfoy. Dark Hermione!

The horcruxes affected who ever touched them. What about Nagini. She was one. And no one else would be able to help her. What if she didn't want to help Voldemort? What if she had no choice? One-shot.

What if it wasn't Dumbledore who entered the dungeon room and named himself Witness of Defence during the hearing in Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?

He wasn't planning on fighting for people who were willing to paint him in a bad light, who were willing to use him and who were willing to sacrifice him to save themselves. He wasn't willing to fight for hypocrites, and he made sure to tell them that. Unofficial sequel to 'Match of Titans'.

Harry tries to keep the D.A from getting into trouble.

"Snape often had nightmares of the night Voldermort had fallen. Lying there in the Shrieking Shack, covered in blood, feeling the last beats of his heart slow. When out of nowhere Harry had appeared. Like an angel from the darkness. He bent down and slowed the blood oozing from his neck. Stroking his black hair, whispering that it was all going to be okay." Harry/Snape Slash.

The centenary of the Battle of Hogwarts is less than a year away, and the Wizarding world continues to move forward. Modernisation requires change, and some things must be swept aside in the name of progress. Buildings can be demolished and statues, even statues of deceased heroes like Harry Potter, can be relocated. Can't they? Hubert Dalrymple has a problem.

The Divination Tower collapses with Harry and Snape inside it. And Trelawney actually gets a prediction right!

The blood magic used in Little Hangleton Graveyard does more than grant Lord Voldemort bodily form; it also brings Lily and James Potter back from the dead. OoTP AU but follows OoTP closely. Lily/James, Jily

The memory of Tom Riddle gestured dramatically at the unconscious Ginger by his feet. "It's pointless to try to save her, you know. I'm stealing her magi-" "Don't care." "...What?" "Nope, she stole my favorite quill last week. She can fend for herself." Crack. No pairings.

Remus gets a howler from the rest of the Marauders when they learn that he has never before received one. Please R&R! DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything that you recognize.

"Your name's Longbottom?" It's the punchline of a joke that is never said aloud.

After Lily has just given birth to hers and James' brand new baby boy, Remus, Sirius and Peter visit them in St. Mungo's. As the child has no name yet, Sirius has a suggestion which he just can't let go... (Rated K for swearing but it's only one word)

"Good luck and Don't Pull a Potter!"- that's what they all say to each other before a major exam, before a Quidditch match, before anything important really. Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived, some expected him to be powerful, some smart, some noble, some arrogant, some even expected him to be Dark. But not this... no, definitely not this. ON HOLD

Severus felt almost touched that Narcissa might care about a child he himself believed should never have been born. One-Shot.

Potentially slightly silly, slightly creepy, one-shot. Lord Voldemort's attack of Hallowe'en, 1981, winds up with a somewhat different result from canon. Rated 'T'.

Some investigations in the true performance of his classmates starts Harry on a different path. After all, he was really curious what reason his best female friend could have to try so hard to make people believe that she was the smartest witch. No pairings

"And you're quite sure your students only know the sensible parts of the story, are you?" Filius asked reasonably. "There were some?" Minerva wondered aloud, dust-dry, as Severus's face fell. (It's 1985, and Hogwarts's most junior (permanent) faculty member may have slightly underestimated his influence on his admiring students. …No, seriously. It's, like, a problem.)

What if Potter's life at the Dursleys was more damaging than anyone realized? What if Snape's worst scorn came as a comforting normality? Severitus-ish; no slash; set during first year; mentions of child abuse; rated T mostly for allusions to Harry's past

It was all Sirius Black's fault . . .

It's a seriously bad idea to ignore a man's last request.

When Voldemort returns to full strength at the end of the Triwizard Tournament things are about to change for the wizarding world. Especially for his daughter Hermione, who takes her place at his side as The Dark Lady. Dark Hermione! First part in The Dark Lady trilogy.

What if the world of Harry Potter WAS real . . . what if Dan Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint and Tom Felton were asked by the REAL Harry, Hermione, Ron & Draco to go back and tell their younger wizard selves how to change everything?

No matter how many times he thought about it, Voldemort would forever declare that his curse upon the DADA position was a moment of glorified genius. End of story.

Selene Lovegood was a Death Eater in all but name, half-sister of Lucius Malfoy, and mother of a child who fit the prophecy just as well as Harry Potter.

There's really no reasonable explanation for this. Snape gets locked in a closet with some of his least favorite students, let the awkwardness ensue! :)

Hermione runs into some trouble at the Department of Mysteries.

When Harry is taken from the Dursleys by Child Protective Services, Snape is sent to adopt him. Mentions of abuse, but no details. NO SLASH.

Lacking friends and self-confidence, Harry ends up at the Astronomy tower where he finds Cedric. In the conversation and days to follow he finds he's got another person in his corner. Set in GoF. NO SLASH.

"He would give the Dark Lord a run for his money... This was more than a twist. This was a nightmare beyond the world's wildest dreams. This was never supposed to happen." Dark, psychotic Harry. Written for various challenges.

Something stirred in the graveyard of Godric's Hollow in early November, 1981... Alternate universe. Standalone piece posted for Hallowe'en.

It's September 1993, and Lord Voldemort arrives (back) at Hogwarts to be sorted, and reflects upon her life since being reborn. Alternate Universe. Short sketch, intended to be vaguely humorous. One-shot. (typing error correction, 5th September, 2014)

Ron overhears an interesting conversation between the girls, and decides to tell George about it. Well, it turned out that Ron was mistaken, and George decides to prank him for giving him a heart attack and also to teach him that eavesdropping is rude. Sort of cliché eavesdropping story! ONE-SHOT!

"You know your mother, Malfoy? That expression she's got, like she's got dung under her nose? Has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?" How DID Narcissa get that look? -Companion piece to Chapter 5 of 20 Simple Questions.-

This is the sequel to Harry's Had Enough. You don't have to read that first, but it might be better if you do. Harry in a position on power, he's a bit unscrupulous in this one. Dumbledore, Ministry and Death Eater bashing. Also a bit of Ron bashing and general wizard society bashing. H/Hr. Now Complete!

In an alternate universe the Sorting Hat said Slytherin in 1971 one more time than in canon, and four and a bit years down the line the Marauders are still trying to cope with the consequences... Not terribly serious one-shot.

Alternate Universe. One-Shot. Supplemental material to 'Alternate Scene by the Lake 4'. Severus Snape has left Hogwarts, and in the wake of his departure the Marauders and events are getting out of control. Warning! Characters diverging from canon. Minor corrections made, January 2017.

The war has been fought, and Lily kneels at Tom's grave, knowing that she hasn't saved him. To get rid of her thoughts, she grabs her diary, only to find an entry she never wrote in it. An entry that can lift some of the burden of her shoulders.

Title pretty much says it all. OotP AU, some swear words. No pairing, though HP/HG is hinted at a little. Harry does what he should have done. Complete for now. Author's Note added!

Severus wakes up in the afterlife expecting something rather different than being almost-seventeen again. Seriously, what kind of game is this? But wait - Lily's come back, too - from 1981? Perhaps it's a second chance... but to do what? SS/LE

You would think outsmarting a Troll wouldn't be all that impressive...

Harry has spent the last decade passing his awards to others. Heroes, healers, family and friends. It's time to give this one to the person responsible for preventing a war. Another war that would've destroyed the world

How Tom found the Chamber of Secrets. After all, what business would he have in a girl's bathroom that was still being used as such at the time?

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Harry summoned a patronus years before his third year. Lily wanted her son to feel safe, and with it, a second family appeared and settled in Harry's heart. The other child grew with him during all those years, he and Harry have a lot in common after all.

COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.

Professor Sinistra has to explain a situation to the Deputy Headmistress. 'Tis a silly fic.

Not for Weasley fans, dark beginning and rating is for safety. A Re-do with payback on the menu H/Hr Complete

COMPLETE Snape tackles his toughest mission yet – babysitting Harry Potter. 100 word Drabbles. De-aging.

After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.

Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.

#3 of the 'Safe' series sees our beloved characters in the midst of the Final Battle. Will they both survive? Will they tell each other how they feel? Will Severus Drop Trou? We finally earn our 'M' rating! Many Canon facts were killed. sry. not.

Continuing what The Safe House started. Hermione contemplates what she wants to transmit, while Severus ruminates on the nature of kisses. As always, completely ignores DH and large chunks of anything else that got in my way. Complete.

A frustrated Hermione gets whisked away from Grimmauld Place in an emergency by her potions Professor. Hour after hour holed up in one room can take it's toll. Ignored DH and large chunks of HBP and anything else that got in the way. COMPLETE

AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

Formerly on the account of Luke Kenobi. Written for the Third Floor Corridor Cliche Contest. Harry and Snape have been sent to Azkaban on false charges. Once out, they are not what the Order expects.

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

A parody of Harem stories What happens when James and the Mauraders get extremely drunk when Harry is born. And what happens when Harry reaps the repecussions?

Accidentally overhearing about a prank his best friends have played on him, Harry gets angry and wants revenge.

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.

Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.

[Complete] At the start of Harry's seventh year Dumbledore has come up with the perfect way of ending the war. There is only one problem, Harry refuses to play the Headmaster's game. Will Harry be able to avoid the trap set by the aged wizard?

Have you ever wondered why Prof. Snape ended up assisting Gilderoy Lockhart with the Dueling Club instead of Prof. Flitwick, who was apparently a champion dueler in his youth?

Completed! Harry accidentally traveled back in time, but lost his memory during the process. There he had some strange dreams about a lonely boy called Tom Riddle. What happens when the future enemies meet?