Holy Crap, I'm on here too!!

Any of you who know me on deviantart are having faces like this: 0_o and are probably thinking: this chick is nuts!! where the hell did she get the idea that she can actually write, let alone SPELL.

Well, i've got news for you guys, I can when I want to. i just am lazy when i message you and use horrible grammar (that's what you get for growing on the eastern part of the country) so yeah...go ahead...be amazed.

And for those of you who don't know me and just found my page somehow, I thank you for coming here and hope you like my peices (once i write them XD)

About Me

Name: Sam

Age: not tellin

Gender: girlie!

Fav food: steak, ALL OUT RARE BABY!!

Sports: skateboarding(LOVE IT!!), biking, basketball, football (yayz!!), soccer, wrestling (or self-defence, they're the same thing in my opinion)

Fav Game (OMG it rhymes -): Sonic the hedgehog (all of them), Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy (who doesn't love FF?), Tales of Symphonia, Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2 (yes 2!!), Super Smash Bros. (all of them)

Fav Characters:

Naruto(so hyperrr)

Hinata(AWW i luffs her, she's so shy)

Sakura(the coolest Sasuke fan out there XD)

Tobi (aww!! i love that dude!!)

Neji(meh...he's...Neji, but he's cool)

Haku (WHY DID HE HAVE TO DIE!! F#CK ZABUZA!!)

Garra (he's ma twin XD)

Shikamaru (he's sooo lazy, just like moi!)

Deidra(UN!! and i love his hands XD)

Kakashi(A THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN!! XDDD)

Sonic(cool blue dude!)

Shadow(...yayz!)

Blaze(fav female character)

Rouge(I AM A MASTER JEWEL THIEF!! AND I WANT THE MASTER EMERALD!!)

Cream(so innocent)

Amy(at points...)

Tails(OMFG WHERE!! I LOVE TAILS!!)

Silver(XD pot head, I LOVE IT!!)

L(naw duh)

Yuuna(i luff her she goes so well w/ Kazuki)

Lucy(YESS OMFG I LOVE HER!! she's my favorite character out of ANY manga/anime)

Nyuu(even if she's Lucy's alter-ego, i still love how she's so cute! =3)

Kouta(yeah, him and Lucy/Nyuu go well together...)

Luluoch(sp?) (he rox even if he's a tad insane)

I'm not even gonna get into coupling, or it would take up the whole world!

Quotes XD

"Whip it Sam!! Whip it GOOD!!" (my friend Hannah yelled from across the hall)

"What has happened to the world!!" (my friend Jess)

"...Bush..." (me)

Me: (picks up phone) hello?

??:manly female voice hello, this is Marsha calling in from Victoria Secert we were wanting to know when you wanted your size-D bra deilvered to you

Me: pissed off shut the F#CK up Bitch!! (hangs up) (still don't know who pranked me, most likey Mason...)

(we were all sitting in the hallway cuz we were having a tornado)

(my friend Alex raises his hand) Mrs. Williams?

Mrs Williams: (cocks an eyebrow since he'd been causing trouble since they moved us out into the hallway) what is it?

Alex: Can I go into the classroom and get my bookbag or a cussion or something because I can't feel my butt! (we were sitting on the hallway floor)

Me: (laughing my ass off)

OH MY GOD SAM!! YOU'VE GOT GREASE ALL OVER YOUR ASS!! (Mason after him and my other friends put greasy chicken on my seat...and i sat on it)

OC's

I'm not going to get into that until I'm up and typing, but if you check out my DA, you'll se some of them...