Phoebe- I'm Phoebe!

Tabbatha- And I'm dun dun dun... Tabbatha!

Phoebe- And we are awesome people who have no life so we spend all of our time online!

Tabbatha- ThAz RiGhT! cUz wE dA cOoL pEoPlE iN dA hAwZ!

Phoebe- Well, as you may have recently read in me fanfic WHY ZEUS HATES MY GUTS, I'm a daughter of... HERA!!

Tabbatha- I'm UnDecIdEd. No, jk, Hermes!

Phoebe- And we will now copy and paste some pointless stuff into our profile!

Tabbatha- YaYz!

under maitanence, please come back at a later hour. we give out free boston creme donuts and cookies!! :)

Phoebe- Oh wait one more thing. I just thought I'd like to add that in no way are we trying to copy Shorty and KG, we don't want to copy anyone.

Tabbatha- We DaNcE tO oUr OwN mUsIc!

Phoebe- So if any of you think that just because this is an account to copy Shorty and KG (coughSeriousBuisnesscough) then go get a life and stop criticizing others.

Tabbatha- YoU aRe OnE sAd PeRsOn.

Phoebe- We're just trying to make it through on this cruel place that you all call the intenet.

Both- (break into a sob)

Phoebe- Anyway, back to copying and pasting.

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If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

(This is Phoebe taking the quiz below, and Tabbatha may fill in her spot later when she comes on...)

1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Phoizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): Rust Falcon
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): I'm pretty much gonna skip this one...
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Junphtit
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): Magenta Python
6. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of your dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): I'm pretty much too lazy to follow all of these directions...
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): My mom doesn't have a middle name.
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Dill
9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fruit, and something that can go wrong) Watermelon Windstorm
10. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (color, pirate accessory) Lavender Feathered-Hat

(Again, just Phoebe for now, but I'm sure that when Tabbatha comes on she'll bold everything she is lie I did.)

Anything that you are, put in bold below:

I am “POPULAR”, so I MUST be a rude stuck up brat
I'm AUTISTIC, so I MUST be mean and have no self control
I get STRAIGHT A’S, so I MUST be a weird
I'm a "NERD", so I MUST have mental issues
I am in BAND, so I MUST be a freak
I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST think I'm better
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshiping baby killer
I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish
I'm a GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean
I haven't EVER HAD A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a unromantic
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST be a smart alec
I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I'm a METHODIST, so I MUST be lazy not caring person
I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time
I LOVE MY FRIENDS, so I MUST be giving them something
I'm SUSPICIOUS, so I MUST be an arrogant jerk
I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious
I have ADHD/ADD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser
I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention
I'm SHORT, so I MUST compensate with something else
I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too
I'm IMPULSIVE, so I MUST be an idiot.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be dumb.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be prejudiced.
I WRITE, so I MUST be a loner.
I'm QUIET AND SHY, so I MUST be stuck-up.
I'm AWKWARD AROUND THE OPPOSITE SEX, so I MUST be a pimple-faced teen.
I'm FORGETFUL, so I MUST be doing it on purpose.
I sometimes SAY STUPID THINGS, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm TALL, so I MUST be good at basketball and volleyball.
I'm a GYMNAST, so I MUST be a wanna-be cheerleader.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be hilarious.
I don't HAVE ANY FRIENDS, so I MUST be autistic

Stop sterotypes! Copy this into your bio.

If one or more of your fanfics is on Honest101's C2: Horribly Written PJO Fanfics and are proud of it becuase then it means he's jealous of you and ur awsome fanfic writting skills sign ur name and send us a message!!

1. Shorty and KG Inc./Our Journeys/The Chronicles Book 1: The Amulet

2. Phoebe-and-Tabbatha.com / Why Zeus Hates My Guts. (S/he put us in because we told people not to flame us o_0)

Phoebe: Okay... bad news everyone. Tabbatha kinda... quit on me. That's kinda why I've slowed down on Why Zeus Hates My Guts, cause it's just not the same writing that without her. :(