Update 1/27/16: Wow, it's been so long since I've posted on here. I just wanted to let fans of my Criminal Minds/Glee crossover know that I'm sorry for leaving it incomplete. I lost inspiration because of school, work and glee turning into...something I didn't recognize. My promise is, if enough people are still interested in this story, I'll pick it up again. However, I will let you know that if I continue, the story might be a little different than planned. So feel free to PM me if you have any comments, questions or ideas. :D

Hey whats up fellow fanfictioneers. I've been on this site for a while now but I can't give you an exact number because I've lost count. I used to mainly write One Tree Hill and while I will always love it, I have discovered many other fandoms; Criminal Minds, Glee, Once Upon a Time, Lost Girl, Grey's Anatomy and most recently Pretty Little Liars just to name a few. I am a proud member of the clone club as well and I've recently found Orange is the New Black. I love music so a lot of my stories will have song lyrics in them. Please review and be honest but not harsh cause I'm new to this. Oh and for those of you who have read A New Kind of OTH, I might or might not update that. I'm sorry but I have kinda lost interest in that one. I've been trying to write some Criminal Minds stories and have successfully posted a few of them and I hope to write/post more but we will just have to see if my brain will coorperate with me. Also if you have any questions or advice for me, feel free to pm me.

Main OTPS from the top of my head: Naley and Leyton (Both OTH), Calzona (Grey's Anatomy), Doccubus (Lost Girl) and SPOBY SPOBY SPOBY (Pretty Little Liars).

OTH Characters/Couples

Haley: Haley is probably one of my top favorite characters. She kinda reminds me a lot of myself. Most of my stories will have her in them.

Brooke: Brooke is awesome. I think both of us are very bubbly people. Most of my stories will also be about her.

Jamie: He's so cute. Once in a while he can get annoying and in the way of Naley but in general, I love him to pieces. Lately, I've been interested in what he'll be like as a teen so watch out for those stories.

Lucas: He's wise, broody, and squinty. Whats not to love. In general I like him but sometimes he can be really dense, annoying and can't make up his mind (Season 5 ring a bell).

Nathan: Bad boy turned good man. I like him in general. He has his bad moments but doesn't everyone?

Peyton: I love her music taste. Her broodyness can get a little um...scary but she can be funny sometimes.

Naley:They are my favorite non-AU couple. They have a very cheesy love story but cheesey can be good every once in a while. A lot of people have lost interest in them because they are end game but in my opinion, every show needs a fairly stable couple. Plus they make very adorable babies.

Brucas: I liked their time together. They had a nice thing together but weren't meant to be sadly. Don't worry, some of my stories will have Brucas in them.

Leyton: Sadly for those Brucas lovers out there, Leyton is end game. To me they are right for each other, a negative times a negative equals a positive. I liked season 6 and how they left the show happily with baby Sawyer smiling and giggling in the backseat of the comet.

Jeyton: When Brucas is together, I like them. Jake is a nice guy and really makes Peyton, semi normal and happy.

Baley: Ok for all of you haters out there, no I don't bat for the other team but as an AU couple and when Nathan is a total jerk, they're good together. Some of my stories will be about them as a couple. If you don't like it them simply don't read it, just don't be a hater and comment about how much it sickens you or what not.

CM Characters/Couples

Spence Reid: What's not to love about him? He's super smart and so innocent that its adorable!

Derek Morgan: He's hot and always has your back.

David Rossi: He's like the team's wise kick butt Grandpa.

Hotch: Yes he is a really serious guy but he's a good leader, a good guy and a great father to Jack

Jack: He's freaking adorable!

Penelope Garcia: She's crazy smart and funny! Plus the team would die without her!

Emily Prentiss: I choose to ignore her death for two reasons. One it was such a stupid story line that pissed pretty much everyone off and two she's coming back to the show( thank god). Emily is (yes I'm stocking with present tense) an awesome kick ass women who holds her own on a team dominated by men.

Jennifer Jareau: JJ has grown so much throughout the show! She's an amazing mother to both Henry and the team, she does her job with such grace and is a great shot. I originally didnt watch season 6 because she left but am so happy she's back!

Elle Greenaway: Ok so I know I've mainly been talking positively about every character but here is where I start getting mean. She was fine in season 1 but then she started getting snippy towards everyone and of course she got shot. I was very happy this happened because she left shortly after and was replaced by a better agent. Oh and I will never forget how stupid she was in "Derailed" Its like she was asking for a crazy guy to take everyone hostage by reading the FBI file out in the open!

Will (Captain Crawfish) Lamon(however you spell his name. I kinda don't care): Ok so I'm going to try and keep this one short cause I could go all day complaining about this guy. Yes I'm glad JJ is happy and has Henry but Will is just...ugh. I can't stand him. I honestly don't know why I can't but thats how I feel.

Couples: In general I consider Criminal Minds a team centered show/fandom but I am open to reading most couple fics. I tend to just read the funny ones and the crime ones but a lot of the time I will read/write Emily/JJ fics. Why? Well cause they would make an awesome couple and because that will most likely never happen, they are really great friends. You don't believe me? Rewatch seasons 2-5 (Heck even 6 with those two in it!)

Pick your top 5 shows, and answer the following questions. Don’t cheat.

1. One Tree Hill Once Upon a time
2. Grey’s Anatomy Pretty Little Liars
3. Criminal Minds
4. Glee Orphan Black
5. Lost Girl Law and Order SVU

1. Who is your favorite character in 2?: Arizona Robbins Spencer Hastings

2. Who is your least favorite character in 1? Alex Dupree, although currently its totally Tara(The new chick) Probably Robin Hood or Mary Margaret

3. What’s your favorite episode of 4? Born this way from season 2 As of right now, the pilot.

4. What is your favorite season of 5? Season 1 I guess because that’s the one I’m currently on Oh man, well, I guess I'd have to go with season 2

5. What’s your favorite ship in 3? They are not canon sadly but Emily/JJ

6. Who is your anti-ship in 2? Difficult but Cristina/Burke (Love Cristina can’t stand Burke) As of right now, Spaleb/Wrencer

7. How long have you watched 1? Since season five premiered Since the pilot aired

8. How did you become interested in 3? My mom and my love for crime dramas

9. Who is your favorite actor in 4? Dianna Agron but they are such an amazing cast. Uh Tatiana Maslany, duh

10. Which show do you prefer 1, 2, or 5? So hard but I have to go with Lost Girl, considering it's my newest obsession. All are great but I'd pick SVU!

11. Which show have you seen more episodes of 1 or 3? 1 but only because I skipped a majority of season 6 of Criminal Minds due to the lack of Emily and JJ Criminal minds because there are more seasons.

12. If you could be anyone from 4, who would you be? Santana, she’s so bad ass Probably Cosima

13. How would you kill off your favorite character in 1? If I had to I would have Haley save Nathan from the Europe ‘mob’ and then sadly have the dirty cop stab her. If I had to kill off Regina, I'd give her a heroic death. Like she sacrifices her life for her son and the rest of the world. What an epic way to complete her redemption officially.

14. Would a 3/4 crossover work? They would either have to kill off someone from Glee or have someone from Glee be a relative of one of the BAU members but yes it would. Oh yes it would. With all of the deaths in Orphan black, it would make sense for the BAU to investigate.

15. Pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely, but strangely okay couple: Mouth and Peyton Uh...Hook and Charming? I honestly have no idea.

16. Overall, which show has a better cast, 3 or 5?: Because I am not that familiar with the Lost Girl Cast dynamic I have to go with 3 Criminal Minds It's a tie, for sure.

17. Which has better theme music, 2 or 4? Well considering Glee doesn’t really have one I have to go with the Grey’s theme song. Toughie but PLL.

List twelve of your favorite characters from any fandom(s), in no particular order.

1) Spencer Hastings-Pretty Little Liars

2) Regina Mills-Once Upon a Time

3) Jennifer (JJ) Jareau-Criminal Minds

4) Nathan Scott-One Tree Hill

5) Toby Cavanaugh-Pretty Little Liars

6) Emily Prentiss-Criminal Minds

7) Shawn Spencer-Psych

8) Bo Dennis-Lost Girl

9) Arizona Robbins-Grey's Anatomy

10) Quinn Fabray-Glee

11) Haley James Scott-One Tree Hill

12) Kenzie-Lost Girl

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

I don't know if a Haley James Scott/Emily Prentiss fic exists but if they do I would so read one!

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Uh..duh of course Nathan Scott/James Lafferty is hot. Hot enough to burn down the ice caps.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

If Kenzie got Bo pregnant? Awkward...really really awkward considering they're best friends but nothing more. I don't think anyone would be happy about that.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, most of them are will Callie Torres. The one I read today was a high school fic where she was in a band.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Regina and Emily have a lot in common, yet they are also very different so yes, I think they could.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Toby/Arizona or Toby/Quinn...Toby and Quinn. Arizona is gay and too old for him. I much prefer Toby/Spencer but because Quinn and Spencer are so much a like...I could see Toby/Quinn happening.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Shawn Spencer walking in on Regina Mills and Kenzie making out? Oh my gosh! He'd probably say something like, "I knew it, my Psychic Senses are never wrong." Then Regina would turn him into a toad and Kenzie would say something really funny.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Jennifer Jareau's niece Quinn Fabray comes to stay with her the summer after Quinn's pregnancy. At first, things are not easy but eventually they two blondes come to a mutual understanding. Quinn becomes her assistant at the BAU and they both help each other find love in a hopeless place.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I have yet to see anything but I'm sure Spencer/Bo fluff will be around some day.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

The Russian Pineapple Remedy

11. Have any of your friends read about Three yet?

Not that I know of but they should...JJ is awesome!

12. Have any of your friends written about or drawn Eleven?

I don't think so but they really should. Haley is a bad ass.

13. Would any of your friends write Two/Four/Five?

Regina/Nathan/Toby? Uh...no that would be a weird threesome. However I would write a family fic between the three of them. Toby and Nathan as brothers and Regina possibly being their mom? I could see it.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Song fic for Bo? Either Creep by Radiohead, Breath Me by Sia or Animal I have Become by Three Days Grace

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Spencer Hastings/Emily Prentiss/Kenzie Coffee, sleuthing, grammar Nazis, innuendos, odd facts and scary text messages.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Just a few minutes ago...Toby was drunk hehe.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), broken hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (2).

Spencer Hastings and Shawn Spencer are in a happy relationship until Arizona Robbins runs off with Shawn. Spencer, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Haley James Scott and a brief unhappy affair with Emily Prentiss, then follows the wise advice of Toby Cavanaugh and finds true love with Regina Mills.

And that my friends is the perfect definition of a crackfic!

iPod Shuffle - The Soundtrack to my life

Opening Credits: Don't Stop Moving - S club 7

Waking Up: Eyes Wide Open - Gotye

First Day of School: Carry On - Fun.

Falling in Love: Kiss You Inside Out - Hedley

Fight song: Crawling in the Dark - Hoobastank

Prom: You and I Tonight - Faber Drive

Life: Everything I do (I do it for You) - Bryan Adams

Mental Breakdown: Both Ways - Quietdrive

Driving: Such Great Heights - The Postal Service

Flashback: You Could be Happy - Snow Patrol

Getting Back Together: Young Folks - Peter, Bjorn, and John

Wedding: 100 Suns - 30 Seconds to Mars

Birth of Child: Twenty Years - Augustana

Final Battle: Don't Stop Me Now - Queen

Death Scene: Therapy - All Time Low

End Credits: Looking at the World from the Bottom of the Well - Mike Doughty

Fav quotes and phrases

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

And the little prince said to the man, Grownups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always explaining things to them.