I'm.In.The.Buisness.Of.MISERYhide bio
 Author has written 2 stories for How I Met Your Mother, and Scrubs. Well I am 17 this year and I live in Australia. I'm in love with NPH & DB All Time Low ftw I read way to many M rated stories on this site ;) Favorite Actors/Actresses 1) Neil Patrick Harris 2) Pauley Perrette 3) Matthew Gray Gubler 4) Shemar Moore Favourite Bands 1) All Time Low 2) We Are The In Crowd 3) Mayday Parade |
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HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA by acdhnt reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are all adopted daughters of Charlie. They are rich, hot and smart. They move from Washington to California and meet the players of the school Emmett,Jasper,Edward.Lemons.Will the dramatic events drive them closer or apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,981 - Reviews: 1141 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sweetness and licks by grrlinterrupted reviews
Alice, Jasper, silliness, sex. AH, a little OOC, PWP fluffiness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Torture, Sex and Submission by BandC reviews
A saucy lil' story about Dominate Edward and a 7 day slave training experience for submissive Bella. Spanking and mature sex scenes so not for children. Who knows what master Edward can inflict on poor Bella BDSM, SPANKING, DOM!SUB, TORTURE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Tortured Expression by tastybitsODP reviews
Not fluff, some romance between S.Reid and O.C. and D. Morgan and O.C. Contains violence and some sexual content. Reid and Morgan have trouble being professional after saving a beautiful woman from a sexual sadist, competition ensues! Reviews equal love!
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - S. Reid, D. Morgan - Complete
Concentrate by DressupBarbii reviews
Sitting in class and can't concentrate? Hermione is definitely having issues with that. A series of events that leaves two student's unable to concentrate. READ AND REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,679 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Olive Juice by SarahCullen17 reviews
Because even Domward loves a little feisty disobedience. A BDSM comedy involving graphic lemons and one delicious spanking. This is not your typical D/s story, because here the characters actually laugh and tease. A lemony-sweet one-shot, rated M! AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Truth or Dare Too Many Times' by Eloise Lawrence reviews
Mitchie has played a lot of games of Truth or Dare with her friends from Camp Rock. Every year they have one on Valentines, Summer, Christmas, New Years and Birthdays. And each year they get better and better ... Please read and review.
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Mitchie T., Shane G.
My First Love by AlphaOmegaPsi reviews
Sammy can't stop thinking of Jack in that way, even though he knows he shouldn't. Slash, Sam/Jack, futurefic
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,552 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Complete
Something by Maka94 reviews
A little touch is not nothing. M to be safe.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Changes by Jasper's Southern Belle reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends until she was forced to move away with her mom. Edward and Bella both change but not for the better. When they finally see each other what is going to happen? LEMONS! BXE JXA EMXR. Enoy ; AH slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,204 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Why? by idioticonion reviews
Barney discovers that Robin is a rape survivor. Warning, discussion of experiences of abuse. Timeline: Season 5.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Wanna take a ride? by idioticonion reviews
The gang go clubbing, but the best party is always held outside the club. Explicit M/M and M/F sex. Set roughly Season 5, after Of Course.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
Article 146 by idioticonion reviews
Everything just gets too much for Barney. Warning for sexual situation. Spoilers for Season 2, Where were we?
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
CHANGES by acdhnt reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends until she was forced to move away with her mom. Edward and Bella both change but not for the better. When they finally see each other what is going to happen? LEMONS! BXE JXA EMXR.TAKEN OVER BY:Jasper's Southern Belle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 42,011 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Five Times Marshall Takes Lily's Bra Off by CarolineIsThine reviews
...And One Time He Didn't. This is my attempt to do justice to the awesomeness that is Marshall and Lily. Rated M, because L M are frisky! First HIMYM fic, so constructive criticism or feedback of any sort is highly appreciated.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Lily A., Marshall E. - Complete
Be My Escape by Sexy Vegetarian Vampire reviews
Suppose Renee didn't take Bella with her when she left. Charlie turns abusive and at age 15 Bella tries to commit suicide but is stopped by a strange pale boy. BxE CHAPTER 22 IS UP!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 40,416 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Edward, Bella
Scoot by idioticonion reviews
At Lily and Marshall's wedding, Barney encounters Scooter after Brad has roughed him up a bit. Barney/Scooter Slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Barney S., Scooter - Complete
The Hostage by Ilovealice reviews
Nick and Selena live an awesome life and just graduated from high school, but when somebody kidanaaps Selena will Nick be able to find her? Story better then summary! Nelena
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009
Shifter by rippnercullen reviews
After 'Edward' rapes Bella in the forest, she never wants to think of him in that way again. But according to Edward, he was never in the woods that day. So who really was the fake 'Edward? And will he return? WARNING:rape, lemon, bondage, violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,020 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella
I think, I know by cbuchananmdcs6 reviews
Edward cheats on Bella with Rose. Em hears it and Bella asks Em to take her out of there. He does, she accidentally walks in on him in the shower at a hotel and things go from there.OOC Lemons.EmxB DISCLAMER:I don't own any of the characters from Twilight
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,450 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Concert Love by BritJB16 reviews
Nick wants Joe so bad but what happens if Joe sees the want in Nick's eyes. Oh did I mention Joick and really kinda graphic!
Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Complete
Hound Dog by Shadowfax220 reviews
Wincest: Sammy is angry at Dean and decides to teach him an important lesson! Warnings: BONDAGE, WINCEST
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,876 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Dean W., Sam W.
I lust you so much, it hurts by alittlebitwarped reviews
It is not easy being an empath, just ask Jasper. Oneshot...as of now. NOW A TWO SHOT WITH A LEMON IN THE SECOND CHAPTER! JasperxAlice
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Take it all away by SCOTLAN reviews
J.O.N.A.S. Potentiel Jovin. It started with an IM, a sleepover, and emotions. It led to Joe moving out, Kevin feeling guilty, Nick feeling responsible, and Kevin to find out more about his younger brother than he thought he knew. R&R? -NOW COMPLETE-
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,000 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
Slapped by SexyScottishDoc reviews
When she gets slapped, it wasn't on the head. Gibbs/Abby
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Power Ranger Power! by Zok.Zok.Abbey reviews
Yes. As a matter of fact, I WILL read it after the Rocket Power." "You're being immature." : Jonascest Slash.
A Cinderella Story - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
A Spanking by soleilnoire reviews
When Hermione is caught 'having fun' in the Slytherin Dorm with Draco and Blaise, Snape decides to give her a little 'punishment' of his own! BZHGDM and SSHG AND HGGW . Smut, slash and and femslash. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Chasing dreams by Hunneybee reviews
Archie and Atlanta have, well.... a lemony moment! P lol
Class of the Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,543 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Complete
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Untitled reviews
Sam/Jack Slash. Fluff. Don't like, don't read.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
For Your Entertainment reviews
Barney decides it's time to spice up his and Bill's sex life... with handcuffs. I DO NOT OWN THESE CHARACTERS.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Barney S., Scooter