I Am The Bridge Jumping Friend
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Joined 09-24-08, id: 1700825, Profile Updated: 04-27-11
Author has written 3 stories for Hunger Games, and Sweep.

Well Hello. I don't know what to say so I'll start with the basics.

I'm proud to be a soldier in the MCRmy!

My name is Sarah. I live in Iowa ( I don't live on a farm, I live in a city/town thing-- the correct term is township whatever that means).

Herbert the Terrorist House Fly is sort of my friend but almost my enemy. Does that make us frienemies? He's reporting on me and tries to blow me up on a regular basis. (Long story)

I absolutely love the Hunger Games by Suzanne Collins. And Maximum Ride by James Patterson. And the Mortal Instruments and the Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare. I mean fighting and flying people and demons. What's not to love?

Vote on the poll above.

Flame all you want just tell me why. I like flames. I'm messed up in the head.

I mostly write my own stories, but I write fanfics every once in awhile. Personally, original stories are more fun.

Favorite Books That I'm Mostly Likely To Write About

In no particular order.

1.) The Underland Chronicles by Suzanne Collins

2.) The Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzanne Collins

3.) I Am Number Four by Pitticus Lore

4.) Maximum Ride by James Patterson

5.) Witch and Wizard by James Patterson

6.) The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare

7.) The Infernal Devices by Cassandra Clare

If you have not read them

READ THEM!!

Just for Fun

I'm a punk/rocker kind of girl

I am the bridge jumping friend your parents warned you about (hence the pen name)

I have had 3 pens names already. My mind is kinda flighty. But I'm keeping this name.

Yeah I'm in honors but I am not a nerd.

I play a ton of sports

I argue with myself and lose. About stupid stuff too.

My softball team the Bombers could kick your teams butt any day (maybe, depends on how we're feeling)

I love My Chemical Romance. A lot.

I play guitar.

My friends and I can go on and on about Monty Python and the Holy Grail so do not get us started

I love to be in my neighborhood because neighbors are awesome (Well at least some. Others are annoying. But one of them is my fake brother. He's pretty cool. And another is just like a happy person who gives me gum. She's nice. I forgot my point)

I love to sing, whether or not I'm any good. I don't know.

I want to die my hair red with purple highlights. I mean, how cool would that be? Right now I only have brown hair with these blond parts that you would have to see to understand but you're not going to see 'cause that would be creepy!

Quotes (Warning some may have language)

Mortal Instruments Quotes

Clary - You rather face a ravening horde of demon, wouldn't you?
Jace - At least they wouldn't be crawling with maggots. Well, not most of them, anyway. There was this one demon, once, that I tracked down to the sewers under Grand Central-
Clary - Don't. I'm not really in the mood.
Jace - That's got to be the first time a girl's ever said that to me.

Jace - I wish he'd hurry.
Clary - Why? Does it hurt?
Jace - No. I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's less of a threshold and more of a large and tastefully decorated foyer. But I do get easily bored.

Jace - In future, Clarissa, it might be wise to mention you already have a man in your bed, to avoid such tedious situations.
Simon - You invited him to bed?
Jace - Ridiculous, isn't it? We would have never all fit.

Simon - That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, "I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass."

Jace - Unfortunately, Lady of Heaven, my one true love remains myself.
Dorothea - At least you don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland.
Jace - Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.

My Chemical Romance Quotes

"I feel very intimate with you guys. It's like we're taking a fucking bath together." -- Gerard Way

"Oh, and I heard a rumor that I died in a car accident... I didn't." -- Gerard Way

"What happened was, I ran off the sidewalk and into the bushes and I was like Whoa! And I killed, like, so many plants!" --Gerard Way (Drunk I believe)

''The teachers thought there was something wrong with me because I wouldn’t talk to other kids. I was almost playing mind games with them.'' –Mikey Way 

Which of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?
Frank: Mikey.
And who would yell 'Hey! It's still plugged in!'?
Mikey: That would be me.
Gerard: I would definitely be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.
Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like, 'I can't believe he did this today.'
Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.
Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!
Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he'll take a heater into the shower and plug it in...
Frank: Oh god!
Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere!
Mikey: I did that one time...
Gerard: What about the times with the radio?
Mikey: ...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

"We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster" -- Frank Iero

"You should see me as a chick. I look hot as a chick." -- Gerard Way

"Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara. I'm a fucking princess!" -- Gerard Way

"Yeah, I'm kind of upset that I'm going to die tomorrow." --Mikey Way (before Ghost of You video shoot)

Frank Iero: Has goldfinger ever had a flock of mooses advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight.
Mikey Way: That's not the plural of moose, it's moosi.
Gerard Way: Fuck off, it's meese.

"Beach balls at festivals are the work of the devil!"-- Gerard Way

"I'd enjoy it if a guy grabbed my ass. I guess it all depends on how he grabbed it, too."-- Gerard Way

"People think we're rich vampires." -- Gerard Way

"This band is metal in that we have a lot of metal in our instruments and there's quite a lot of metal on my belt buckle as well." -- Mikey Way

"So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window."-- Gerard Way

"Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive." –Gerard Way 

"I don't think having a My Chemical Romance action figure will make a kid start his own band, I like to think it will make him save children from a burning building."--Gerard Way

"The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell." -Gerard Way

"The world is less violent when people are using hula-hoops." -Mikey Way

"Are you on our side and you want to be different, or are you on that side and you want to throw a football at my head?"-- Gerard Way

Interviewer: How do you feel about turning thirty this year?
Gerard: I'm actually excited about it. I'll tell you why. I always see getting older as like learning. Thirty's not old... Thirty's like when you're twenty.
Frank: Yeah. For trees.
Gerard: ...for trees.

Gerard: I have a nihilistic attitude so it's like, the new gay...it's popular. You know what I mean?
Frank: Popsicle is the new black.
Gerard: What did I say? Oh yeah. Screaming is the new gay, everybody's doing it.
Frank: I wish it were Popsicle.
Gerard: Popsicles?
Frank: Popsicles should be the new black and then everyone would have one.
Mikey: I like Popsicles...

Paramore Quotes

"This is for BET only!"--Hayley Williams

Hayley Williams: Apparently, I don't have very big boobs, but I don't know what they're talking about. I mean, look at the size of them! *looks down* They're massive!
Josh Farro: They're almost as big as mine.
Zac Farro: We're just a big breasted band.

Zac: 'They'd beat us but..'

Josh: 'No, they wouldn't'

Taylor: 'They'd kill us'

Josh: 'No, they wouldn't'

Taylor: 'I can't beat anyone in anything..'

Josh: 'You're supposed to be confident..I know, it's a joke'

Taylor: 'I lose any fight..'

Josh: 'Go with me, butterfingle'



All Time Low Quotes

Jack Barakat: I pulled my pants down and I couldn't get ‘em back up.
Alex Gaskarth: Your mom has a similar problem when I'm around.
Jack: My mom's dead. You're an asshole.
Alex: That's why she can't pull ‘em back up.
Jack: ...Hey, we're looking for a new lead singer if anyone here knows how to sing!

"I can't sleep. I fear that Bieber fans will try to kill me for being the better looking JB"-- Jack Barakat

'I'm not even on drugs, I'm just weird."-- Alex Gaskarth

DJ Rossstar: Where can they see you this fall?
Alex: Television...I'll be guest starring on To Catch A Predator

Green Day Quotes

"What do you mean we walked around dressed like girls? They were our own clothes, they just happened to be dresses..."--Billie Joe Armstrong

Maximum Ride Quotes

"(after discovering that Fang can become invisible)
Gazzy: "I want to do it too!" (sits motionless)
Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."
Max: "Appropriately enough"
Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)
Max: "No, you're visible."
Iggy: "Am not!"
Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?"

Max: "Okay guys, I had a couple thoughts I wanted to go over with you."
Iggy: (pretends to snore loudy)
Max: (throws another pinecone at him)
Iggy: "Quit throwing things at me!"
Max: "Glad you could join us."

Fang: Well there's a bright side to this!
Max: Yeah? What's that?
Fang: You loooooove me! This much! *holds hands out wide*
Max: *screeches and plummets down to the flyboys below* I HATE YOU!
Fang: NO YOU DOOOOOOOOOON'T!!!!!

Fang: "Man, you weigh a freaking ton. What have you been eating, rocks?"
Max: "Why, is your head missing some?"

ter Borcht: "Is dere anysing special about you? Anysing vorth saving?"
Fang: "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica."

Iggy: "So Fnick, can I change the channel? There's a game on."
Fang: "Make yourself at home Figgy."

Music Stuff

Favorite Band- Definitely My Chemical Romance, then Paramore, then Panic! At The Disco, then Green Day, then All Time Low

Favorite Album- Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge

Favorite Song- Hmm... I'd have to say That's What You Get or I'm Not Okay (I Promise)

Song that has the most memories- Piano Man by Billy Joel. It's me and my dad's song.

Song that you can just keep listening to over and over- Viva La Vida by Coldplay. There's something addicting about that song...

Song that you just have to dance to- Planetary (GO!) by My Chemical Romance

Weirdest song you ever heard- Mood Rings by Relient K. No wait! The Fox, the Crow and the Cookie by mewithoutYou

Best cover song that's better than the original- Sunday, Bloody Sunday originally by U2 but Paramore did it better, same with Love's Not A Competition though I do love the original by Kaiser Chiefs. Also Umbrella done by All Time Low beat Rihanna's by a landslide. I also think MCR's Under Pressure with the Used was slightly better than Queen's and David Bowie's. Sorry.

Saddest Song- Oh Star by Paramore. It makes me so sad. Same with Send in the Clowns by Judy Collins. It was my Grandma's Song. Also, I Don't Love You by My Chemical Romance.

Best Story Telling Song- I would have to go with the entire American Idiot CD by Green Day. Exact song... I would have to say Jesus of Suburbia. Or possibly, Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys. In particular would be Bulletproof Heart.

Where To Find Me

Livejournal- StillTheyEchoMe-

Youtube- ThatsWhatYouGet64

Here! You silly duckling!

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Bets always lead to broken hearts by Fangrules reviews
Fang Dente is the typical popular boy loved by everyone with one exception - Maximum Ride. She's the unbreakable. What happens when Fang agrees to a bet that will either make or break everything he's grown to love?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,479 - Reviews: 779 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/1/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Something About Dylan by NeedMoreCowbell reviews
The flock still hasn't warmed up to Dylan, and when fang returns, things only get worst. There is only one solution: Get rid of Dylan. That seems like a really good idea until they find out Dylan's secret...Then things just get awkward.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,471 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Dylan - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed with Hunger Games When by Boomerang Fish reviews
You've always known you liked THG...but are you completely obsessed with it? Figure it out with this handy guide. /accepting reader suggestions/
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8287 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
In Her Honor by laxgoal31 reviews
Sequel to The Seventy Fifth Hunger Games. DISCONTINUED.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,411 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Prim E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Seventy Fifth Hunger Games by laxgoal31 reviews
Primrose's POV. This year, there will definitely be no rule change about two possible victors. This time, at least one, most likely two, of the people Katniss holds most dear in her life is going to die. Prim...or Gale. SEQUEL IS UP! GO READ AND REVIEW IT
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Prim E., Gale H. - Complete
Underland Gag Reel by GorimJr reviews
Wait, so you thought they all just got it right the first time? Well, you thought wrong! All the things that went wrong in The Underland Chronicles. Stupid or funny... It's your call. Rated T for possible future language by Ares, Gregor, Henry, and Ripre
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/21/2008
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To Kill A Mockingjay reviews
Everyone knows she died. But that's all they know. What really happened to Rue up until her death?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 38,129 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Rue - Complete
The Rebellion reviews
Katniss and Peeta won the Hunger Games. They should be safe, right? Wrong. The Capitol is far from being through with them. Because they sparked a rebellion. Takes place between THG and CF.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,840 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/25/2009 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Katniss E. - Complete
Soulmate reviews
One-shot about Hunter realizing Morgan is his muirn beatha dan. The song Soulmate is by Natasha Bedingfield. I own nothing. Please read and review!
Sweep - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hunter N., Morgan R. - Complete