Name: Sam

Age: 300 Do you really need to know? Age doesn't matter right? Just look at Kataang, Zutara, and Edwella!

Fav Shows: Avatar the Last Airbender, Lost, Secret Life of the American Teenager, and a bunch of others.

Fav Books: Twilight Saga.

Shippings:

Avatar:

Kataang (It's cute)

Zutara (Depends on the story. I dont like it when it's all depressing)

Maiko

Tokka (As yuo read above, age doesnt matter)

Twilight

AlicexJasper

EmmetxRoasile

EsmexCarsile

BellaxJacob

If you ever ran into a parked car, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile!

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature

If you have ever run into a door copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

Zuko lost half his fanbase after Crossroads of Destiny. If you're one of the half that stayed loyal, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
Saved By The Bell was the coolest show ever!
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
YIKES pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Mortal Kombat was awesome--the game and the movie
Carebears
Gak was the coolest stuff invented.
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
You had to read Weekly Reader's in class.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You remember wanting to sit on the orange Nickelodeon couch.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before MIKE JONES . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off of our walkmans.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
When you weren't cool unless you had a Starter jacket.
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Here's 100 random questions:

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? No. But I kinda wish I did. I don't think saying hi to a guy and starring at him whenever he's not looking counts.

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Yush!! Mwhahahaha! Specifically the gruop of children who wont give the Trix Rabbit any fricken' yogurt!

3) How many houses have you lived in? Two.

4) Favorite candy bar? Twix!! Though I find their commercials annoying...

5) Favorite shoes? Flip flops. I would say bare feet but last time I did that a bee got stuck in my foot. Not just the stinger... the whol bee!

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Not on purpose but yes.

7) Least favorite school subject? Math, even though it is my best subject...

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Ummmm... yes. Plays "Hit Me Baby One More Time"

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes... After drinking milk with green dye in it...

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. TAYLOR LAUTNER!!

12) Favorite genre of music? Anything but rap.

13) What is your zodiac sign? Cancer. Imma crab!

14) What time were you born? 12:58 in the afternoon

15) Do you like beer? Well no, not really.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? The Comma Song CD I made with my Language Arts class, just don't ask...

18) Are you sarcastic? A little too sarcastic for my own good...

19) What are your favorite colors? Purple ands Blue!

20) How many watches do you own? Um... I think 4.

21) Summer or winter? SUMMER. I can't stand the snow. DDDX

23) Favorite color to wear? Teal.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi! I drank a whole 2 liter bottle last night...

25) What color is your cell phone? Red adn white.

26) Where is your second home? At FLASOK's house

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yes.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Yup, a bunch.

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? Three. Only two work since I have my t.v, radio, air conditioner, and two lamps plugged in and I don't have enough outlits to hold another lamp.

30) How many video games do you own? Um... 46 I think.

31) What was your first pet? Mah kitty Pooh Bear! Also known as Perv Bear.

32) Ever had braces? Yup! Three years!

33) Do looks matter? Well, a little.

34) Do you use chapstick? I prefer lipgloss but yea, sometimes.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. I only know one but I wont be in High School til' September.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Abercorombie.

37) Are you too forgiving? It depends on the person. I can go days without forgiving my brother but I forgive FLASOK too easily.

38) How many children do you want? 3 at most.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? A Team Jacob and Twilight bracelet, Buttons, and a New Moon T-shirt.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Donuts! XDDDDDD

41) Do you own a gun? I am the proud owner of a super soaker!!

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes.

43) When was the last time you cried? Yesterday...

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? I stared at my crush for an hour and then watched Avatar!

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? I've eaten at neither...

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? Yes, and of course it had to be a guy!

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Yes, one of those little plastic ones. XDDDDDD

48) Nicknames? Sam. That-girl-with-the-red-hair

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Ummmm.. no.

50) Ever been to Kentucky? No.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nope. Never even been there.

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes, I am thinking about how much Matt looks like Taylor Lautner.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? No

55) Do you own a diamond ring? No.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Very

57) Do you dye your hair? No, if I do some random lady will hurt me. Random lady in store: "OMG!! I love your hair color!! Never ever ever ever dye it! Promise me you wont!!" Me: 0_0 Sure...

58) Does anyone like you? I hope so...

59) What year were you born? 1995!

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Well, that was 14 months before I was born... Do you really wanna know?

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? Sadly yes...

62) McDonalds or Wendys? I don't really care. I like Applebee's better than either of um.

63) Do you like yourself? Most of the time.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? Mother. My father thinks I'm going to go get pregnant by some guy named Queebo. I dont even know a Queebo!

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? The eyes.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? Yes. .

67) Have you ever eaten paste? Nope!

68) Do you own a webcam? No.

69) Have you ever stripped? Um. No. But Bosco has!

70) Ever broke a bone? Thank God no.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? I use to but not anymore.

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles!

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Yes. He kicked me afterwards...

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats. Doug was a little beyond my years.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? FULL HOUSE!! You got it dude!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Yea, she was acctually my 6th grade teacher.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? My brother did. He called me a fat, evil, Gorilla...

79) Do you have a birth mark? A huge one on mah leg!

80) Do you own a car? No.

81) Can you cook? Yes.

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. My brother.

2. The fatc that the rabbit will never have Trix yogurt.

3. Being ignored.

83) Do you text message often? Not really.

84) Money or love? LOVE.

85) Do you have any scars? Only one... I had to get mah appendix removed...

86) What do you want more than anything right now? To go down a water slide.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? No.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Juicy Fruit

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? (Jasper) Hale yes!

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? Everyone but the last one.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Yes. The deluxe box with all the new colors!!.

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My mommy!

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My bro

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My monthly gift...

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My BFF

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Matt

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? No one.

100) Who was the last person that called you? Mah BFF