Orinteshide bio
 Well, I made this account a couple of years ago, but never actually got around to using it. And then I remembered it existed and started using it again. Yep. Moving on, it is my intention to post some stories here one day, I just haven't gotten far enough to get my ideas to a readable format yet... I read mostly slash right now, and have for a while. With that said though, I try to find stories with an actual story rather than just pure smut, though there is a time for those as well. Not to say that these sometimes can't be awesome as well, because some really can be interesting, but sometimes it's just to repetitive to read stories only featuring that and besides I like to to believe (delude) that I've grown past that stage now... I love books, and some of my all time favorites are: "The Hunchback in Notre Dame" by Victor Hugo, "Wolf Brother" by Michelle Paver, "The Brothers Lionheart" by Astrid Lindgren and "They Came on Viking Ships" by Jackie French (the last three has been favorites of mine for a loooooong time). Spiders are awesome, even though most disagree, they are one of the most interesting species on earth, those and the Ice Fish... And many more... You know what... Loads of stuff fascinates me and I have this tendency to immerse myself completely whenever I find something new and interesting. For this reason I "waste" a lot of time doing research on things I don't actually need to know :P Ehh... What do people write in these? I haven't even written any stories yet so really there's no point anyways XD Oh well, if you saw and actually read this, thanks. And, have a good day or something ;P |
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Catnip by Rukazaya reviews
Shizuo x Izaya. Shizuo accidentally turns into a cat. Without knowing the tabby is his arch-nemesis, Izaya takes him home and keeps him as a pet. As a cat, Shizuo discovers a side of Izaya that nobody knows, his secrets, life, fears, loves and feelings.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 96,680 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Shizuo H., Izaya O.
Birds of a Feather by InsaneAndHappyAboutIt reviews
Christophe is one of the deadliest men alive but he is not a senseless killer. When his bosses send him to kill Craig Tucker, a seeming innocent young man, he begins doing the one thing no assassin should ever do. Ask Questions... Warning: MATURE SEXUAL CONTENTS!, M/M, Bad Language, Violence, Blasphemy. I hope you like it and let me know through a review! ENJOY! XD
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,395 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/5/2015 - [Christophe, Craig T.] [Gregory, Stan M.] - Complete
Some Boys Are Monsters by Eerily reviews
What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 163,104 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Chaos Theory by Tessa Crowley reviews
Chaos: when the present determines the future, but the approximate present does not approximately determine the future. One gene varies, one neuron fires, one butterfly flaps its wings, and Draco Malfoy's life is completely different. Draco has always found a certain comfort in chaos. Perhaps he shouldn't. Featuring Genius!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 103,285 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 4/25/2014 - [Draco M., Harry P.] Severus S. - Complete
The Deepest Cuts Don't Bleed by scarylolita reviews
Kyle's eating is disordered and his OCD is slowly getting worse. Craig is letting his philophobia control his life, denying himself anything that might make him happy. Stan is trying to mentally prepare himself for his parents' inevitable divorce. Meanwhile, Kenny is just rolling with the punches, quite literally.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 105,577 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 6/30/2014 - Published: 3/2/2014 - [Kyle B., Stan M.] [Craig T., Kenny M.] - Complete
The Unbearable Burden of Caring by Tessa Crowley reviews
Fifteen years after the War, Draco is a social recluse and award winning author. Harry is an auror who works too hard, ensuring his old war wounds never heal. They meet at a masque ball, unaware of each other's identities. In another situation, it would have been love at first sight. But for them, it would never be so simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,982 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2013 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
The Card Game Companian by Donkerblauw Fluweel reviews
"Yes, poker." He quirked an eyebrow. "You know how to play that right?" But I didn't know how to play poker. At all. It looked like maybe I would need someone to teach me. And as far as I knew there was only one of my friends who knew how to play poker... Stenny
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,641 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Impel Down by BlackBarBooks reviews
Sanji was a chef in Impel Down until his kind heart got him into trouble and now he's in charge of Roronoa Zoro's torture! With both of them trapped in different ways and Zoro determined to wait for Luffy to get him out! will Sanji betray his superiors and risk becoming wanted to help Zoro break out? Aternate Universe - Zoro X Sanji yaoi - Complete.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 142,721 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 964 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Property of Sanji by New Neon reviews
In a world where Zoro isn't even a person any more can he ever be free or manage to do anything more than just survive? He should have known that he'd be bought eventually but this... isn't what he'd expected. Zoro/Sanji all reviews, thoughts and wild speculations awaited! Updating mostly weekly.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 184,555 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 7/22/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Blame it on the Boys by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny McCormick has seen enough coming-of-age films to know that he doesn't want his life to be one. Take senior year, add a cute blonde in a mouth-watering pair of jeans, and sprinkle on confusing dreams to taste. Identity crises are the worst. Bunny & others.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 124,086 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
I Meant to Do My Work Today by Schermionie reviews
Through the vast, sprawling corridors of the Ministry of Magic, two men who were previously too stupid to say "hello" to each other start to correspond. / Albus Severus/Scorpius slash, oneshot. For the Quidditch European Cup Competition.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,492 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2012 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] - Complete
Let's try that again by New Neon reviews
Psychic and Socially Awkward Penguin Zoro is just trying to get by in life without too many dead people bothering him. It's not like he wanted this or anything. But stupid pushy blond chefs don't take no for an answer. ZoSan
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,740 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Like a Pair of Leather Trousers by Ashii Black reviews
Scorpius agrees to dress Albus for Victoire's wedding, but ends up getting more involved than he planned. SLASH AS/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,467 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 4/18/2012 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
The House of Many Whims by BlackStar42Roses reviews
In a time where magical occurrences are not unordinary, Tsuna lives in a house with magical properties that allow 'Travelers' to go in and out of his home. No one ever passes by a second time, except for a man named Hibari. How is that possible? AU 1827, one-sided 2780
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,597 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 4/22/2012 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Leave the Pieces by hollycomb reviews
Stan and Kyle have no memories of South Park or the first ten years of their lives. When they meet as adults they form an instant connection, but will it be enough to make up for lost time and repair the warped town that forgot them? Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 264,950 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 1/16/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Shizuo's Bow Tie by CRQ reviews
Hi, I'm Shizuo's sunglasses. Shizuo's shoes need hearing aids, and his bow tie thinks it's gangsta. But who's this scrawny human with the bitchy jacket? And would somebody please give his switchblade some Xanax? Shizuo/Izaya. COMPLETE!
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,684 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1001 - Favs: 7,905 - Follows: 1,223 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Contest by cell12 reviews
A firmly-in-the-closet Kyle is about to get sucked into one of Cartman's money-making schemes. Kyman.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 55,541 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Well by Takethe Blanket reviews
RATED MATURE. Chapter fic - After seventeen years in South Park, Colorado, the boys are starting to feel a little lost. It's the beginning of Junior year, and Kyle is forced to help a bedridden Cartman catch up on his school work. Slash, several pairings.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,112 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Possession by Courtanie reviews
Kenny isn't the only one sick of his constant dying. Now a pawn in the Devil's playground, he must fight for himself and a certain Jew to keep them from falling apart. K2 slash; M for...many many reasons
South Park - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 472,903 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Saving Him by AntoinetteD reviews
A last minute curse by Voldemort, makes Harry loose every emotion his heart can hold. But he has one certain redhead fight for him to get them back, especially love. Will it be enough? Hp/Rw. slight Hp/Gw. M/M explicit. Only written for mature audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,829 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/4/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,098 - Follows: 249 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ghost of a Chance by Saber ShadowKitten reviews
-“I know, for sure, that I didn’t expect to miss everyone so much, including you.” Sanji cut a glance at Zoro and rephrased correctly, “Especially you.” SxZ, OtherxZ. Complete.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,795 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
The Reformation of Kyle Broflovski by Faery Goddyss reviews
When Stan transfers to Kyle's college to be closer to him, he finds Kyle has become increasingly cold, distant, and secretive. The closer Stan comes to uncovering the secret, the farther away Kyle seems... COWRITTEN with Indiana Beach Bum. SLASH. COMPLETE
South Park - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 167,217 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 5/20/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete