Hello out there! I go by several different names, including my actual name. The list of nicknames that I have is pretty much endless.

I am a full time college student who also works 40 hours a week. I rarely have any spare time.

FAVORITES:
music: Paramore, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, Tim McGraw, Green Day, Brad Paisley, Carrie Underwood, Jason Aldean, Lady Antebellum, Nickelback, Lady GaGa, Uncle Kracker, Ke$ha, Queen, Aerosmith, Kelly Clarkson, Fall Out Boy, Luke Bryan, The Eagles, Chicago, Fleetwood Mac

books: Maximum Ride by James Patterson, West Side Story, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer, anything by Mark Twain, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll, of course Harry Potter, The White Rabbit Chronicles by Gena Showalter

tv/movies: House, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spongebob Squarepants, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Chicago, Grease, Schindler's List, Alice in Wonderland (2010), Letters to Juliet, the Harry Potter movies, Dear John, Monty Python, Grey's Anatomy, Dance Moms, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Doctor Who, Torchwood, Transformers, Bones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once Upon a Time, The Walking Dead, Friends, Supernatural, Marvel related things, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Into the Woods, Arrow

foods: poutine (fries with cheese and gravy), tacos, cantaloupe, grapes, strawberries, frappes, chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream, Nutella, cheddar and sour cream chips, pumpkin chocolate chip cookies, Twix, brownies, chocolate chip banana bread, congo bars, whoopie pies, potatoes, ranch dressing, tortilla chips and hummus, cheese, pasta, veggies, cheesecake, marble cake, cheez-its, maple cookies, waffles, breakfast sandwiches

miscellaneous: the color purple, the Red Sox, shiny things, fuzzy things, DANCING, reading, listening to music, sleeping, cats, my friends, sequins, taking naps, Lego video games, cooking, baking, running, knitting, crocheting, coloring

If anything on my profile offends you, let me know and I will delete it.

The Soundtrack to Your Life.
Place the songs you think best...

Opening Credits: "Feeling Good" Michael Buble

Waking Up: "Fearless" Taylor Swift

First Day of School: "Agony" Chris Pine and Billy Magnussen

Falling In Love: "I Want to Make You Close Your Eyes" Dierks Bentley

Being in love: "Smile" Uncle Kracker

Fighting: "Your Fault" Into the Woods cast

Breaking Up: "Heartache Tonight" The Eagles

Driving: "My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark (Light 'Em Up)" Fall Out Boy

Flashback: "If Today was Your Last Day" Nickelback

Mental Breakdown: "Novocaine" Fall Out Boy

Getting Back Together: "I Run To You" Lady Antebellum

Wedding: "So Happy Together" The Beatles

Birth of a Child: "Here Comes the Sun" The Beatles

Final Battle: "Heat of the Moment" Asia

Death Scene: "Carry on Wayward Son" Kansas

Funeral: "Tiny Dancer" Elton John

Powerful Women's Motto

Live your life in such a way that when your feet hit the floor in the morning, Satan shudders & says...

Oh Crap, she's awake!!

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your
Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It 'In.'

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone
has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Sex'.

7. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'

8. Don't use any punctuation when writing.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. With a serious face, Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't
Rhyme.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play
tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't
Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Coworkers Address You By Your Wrestling Name,
'Rock Bottom'.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won!, I Won!'

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking
lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!'

19 Tell Your Children Over Dinner. 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

It's Called Therapy

Favorite Quotes

"Of course I'm out of my mind, it's dark and scary in there!"- my bff Sig.

"Everything in this room is edible, even I am edible. But that my friends is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in many societies"- Johnny Depp (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.)

"Do these hips make my pants look big?"- Sig.

"Lauren, your house is made for short people!"- Sig.

"Whoever saves one life, saves the entire world"- Itzak Stern.

"Your arm is connected to.. well I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure it's important"- Dr.House

"Fatal sounds pretty bad to me"- Dr. House

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain!"- Captain Jack Sparrow

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Maine plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Maine sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Maine drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Maine throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Maine have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero:
People in Miami all die.
Mainers close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico .
People in Maine get out their winter coats.

10 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Maine are selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air.
People in Maine let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Mainers get upset because they can't start the snowmobile.

40 below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Maine start saying...'Cold enough fer ya?'

50 below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Maine public schools will open 2 hours late

Did I mention that I live in Maine? And that all this is true?

Unintentionally funny things that I have said

Sig asked: So, how'd it go last night?
I said: I met a smurf.

A friend asked: Where do you live?
I said: In my locker.

me: I smell cotton candy.
Mindy: I have some cotton candy perfume, want some?
me: Sure! (she sprays me) Now I want to eat myself!

my dad: Now let's see if you can do that without tripping on anything.
me: Hey! I walk into perfectly stationary objects, thank you very much!

me: Sig! Don't shrow my thoes!
Sig: Did you say 'shrow your thoes?'
me: Shut up, I meant don't throw my shoes.

my dad: Arachnids is like Eight-legged Freaks but the spiders are cute and cuddly.
me: Since when are spiders cute and cuddly?!

Sig: You know what they say about big feet?
me: Ohmygod!
Nate: Big socks, get your mind out of the gutter!

Sig: We could use the Nutella to paint it!
me: But that's a waste of perfectly good food!

me: Ich mag mögen night! (basically, I don't like conjugating the German verb "to like")

me: Do you know how hard it is to find a poster of Taylor Lautner with his shirt off? In the movie he seems to never be wearing one and when you go to look for a poster of him shirtless, you can't find one!
Sig: (laughs)

me: I got an 81 on a test over a book that I never read!

me: This is the first assigned book that I have read since 8th grade (3 years).
Mrs. Hall (school librarian): How did you pull that off?
me: Sparknotes.

me: Hold still duck, I just called that goose a duck didn't I?
Sig: Yep.

me: I wonder what it would feel like to jump into a pool filled with ground up zucchini.
my mom: Ew!!