What a beautiful day it is outside! Don't you just feel like going out to skip in the sunshine, the rain, the overcast skies, the blizzard, hell, the sandstorm will do!

Wait...what!? Are you telling me this isn't my daily broadcast of Helen, Please Raise Your Self-esteem!?!?!??!

But...But...but I never signed up to write Brunettelamb's profile page! Did I?

Alrighty then! Let's get to work.

Now THIS little girl, where to start...

Scroll down. See that loooooooooooooooooong list of Twilight fanfics? Yup, that should just about cover it. Adolescent, hyper, twlight-obsessed freak of a girl...whom i love with the intensity of a thousand burning suns. Don't worry guys, no homo.

She also has a burning passion for hair curling, book throwing (with her good friend Beatty), and crashing down on the floor laughing while clutching her abs like that giant snake from Naruto (I would put Orochimaru, but brunettelamb doesn't know who that is) bit through her stomach and the contents of it were spewing in great big puddles of blood at her feet.

It takes 200 geniuses stuck on an island to beat this girl at storytelling, especially when it comes to fairytales about mushrooms, fairies, and Australopithecine societies.

She absolutely hates spiders. Like, you have no idea. Can you imagine a flock of starving geese with ax-murderer sharpened beaks closing in on you, about to rip the flesh fresh from your bones? Yup. Next time you see innocent little girl and spider, run FAR FAR AWAY.

Yes, she's quite the eccentric little girl. Sweet and innocent on the outside, a bundle of uncomprehendable energy on the inside...with a soft spot for Shakespearean hotness.

Anyways, my time's about up. Hope this convinces you to read some of her stories!!! They're amazing. She's about as talented at writing as Ranfan is at falling into a hole (according to the authors on fanfic). But...brunettelamb doesn't read FMA either. Tis a shame.

Chocolates are her weakness! So if you intend to woo her after falling in love with her eloquent writing, bring her a box of chocolates! It will be much appreciated. (She also likes llamas, alpacas, secret organizations, flying animals, and ballet).

By the way, she has no idea what I'm writing. *grins mischievously* Oh do i feel sorry for her.

So go ahead! Read her stories! They're ALMOST as adorable as she is.

Finally, if you're feeling up to it, visit me,the author of this rather spontaneous profile, at lilkuizi on fanfic.

Enjoy your stay here on brunettelamb's profile page and read and review!