kaleeann
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Joined 10-30-09, id: 2131089, Profile Updated: 05-12-10
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and X-overs.

My computer is broken and I have llost all of the chapters I've prewrote and I've lost them all so I play on re~starting my story The Teddy Bear and his Clumsy Lamb please note this may take awhile and I'm very sorry to all my readers but thank you for standing by me through this,and I promise to make all these changes happen as fast as I can. Thank you.

Heyy guys, my name is well that is on a need to know status.So for now you can just call me JustinBieberLuver. Im am 19 years young and a very happy person. I love brands like Hollister and American Eagel. I love my friend soo much. My life would fall apart without them. Im on Facebook if you guys want to friend me just PM me and Ill tell you my name. :-). I use Polyvore to make most of my outfits that go to my storys. I also make alot of my avaters there. Im make a personal E-Mail for FanFiction so I'll have that up soon.

One of my favorite people on here is BellaFlan read her story Imprinted its reallly good. One of my very close friends on here is Grace.Carrie.Rawr. She has ah~mazeing Fics on here so go read her stuff. I hope you enjoy my FanFictions. Byee.. :-)

JustinBieberLuver

Here are some links to outfits and stuff that go with my fictions.

The Teddy Bear and his Clumsy Lamb

So Im planing on writeing aJake/Nessie Story. Any ideas PM me. :-)

likes

Elmo waffle makers. ( Read edwards waffles by twilight-muffins best random fic ever.)
People who review/read my stories.
Fanfictions that have good ends
Soccer.
Twilight truth or dare fictions.
Smiling.
Guys reading my stories.

Dislikes:
Getting 45,000 hits and 1 out 45 of them review.
Fics with really good summary's but actually a crappy story.
Team Edward ( TEAM JACOB DUH !! ) Football. (Never understood it)
People criticizing my story, but never written their own.
Crying.

My favorite quotes include;
So it's not gonna be easy. It's gonna be really hard. We're gonna have to work at this every day, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, for ever, you and me, every day. -The Notebook
Get up and go, take a chance and be strong; or you can spend your whole life holding on. Don't look back just go, take a breath, move along. -Boys like Girls
And look at that fine hunk of chubby white meat.Damn that boy is fine -random cheerleader from a boys basketball game at my school.
This is what we learned 2+2=4; this is what was on the test 5x20 - 5(-6) + 4/2 - 17(2x +3) + (-3/2) x 2(-3x + 49) = (write answer on line) -Flair button
When lies become the truth, that's when I run to you. This world keeps spinning faster; to a new disaster, so I run to you -Lady Antebellum
I mean, suck it up, be a man and rub some dirt on it - She's The Man
Heaven can wait high up in the sky, it's you and I. Heaven can wait deep down in your eyes, I'm yours tonight - We The Kings

Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL,

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you SKINNY,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You zone out even with other people.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

You're profile is REALLY long.

Your computer runs out of memory.

You can't stop writing!

Your parents take away your computer, and you almost die. Literally.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Put this on your profile if you're an author! :-D

4 steps 4 sucsess

1.move to Forks

2.become a vampire

3.kill Rosalie

4. marry Emmett

...and live happily ever after.. :-D

Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hey plant!

Plant:-silence-

Me: You're looking pretty dry.

Plant:-leaf falls off

If you just read the quiz, copy and paste it onto your profile.

The Stupid Test! Teehee. (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, than u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree.

() It IS possible to lick your elbow

(x) You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

(x) You just tried to sing them.

(x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

(x) You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it.

(x) People have called you slow.

(x) You have accidentally caught something on fire

(x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

(x) If someone says “fart” you laugh.

(x) You just laughed.

~total so far= 20~aw

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (NO COMMENT!)

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

(x) People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

(x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

~total so far= 25(uh oh)~

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

~total so far= 28~

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

(x) You break a lot of things.

(x) Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

(X) You have fallen out of your chair before

(x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling

~Total all together= 32~ sigh why am i shocked

This test just stated an already known fact

When I first saw you,

I was afraid to meet you.

When I first met you,

I was afraid to kiss you.

When I first kissed you,

I was afraid to fall in love with you.

And when I fell in love with you...

You broke my heart in two.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 percent of you people that read this won't repost

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No Mistakes No Regrets by perfectsmuttyvampire reviews
Bella is with Edward, but he abuses her violently. When Bella falls for the new guy in town, something life-changing happens, leaving Bella to flee for the sake of the man she loves, and the child she now carries...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,848 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 7/4/2013 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Bella, Emmett
The Cullens spend a week on Isle Esme by Ilovemywolf reviews
The Cullen's go on hoilday for the first time all togeher...what could go wrong? Well,Alice gets Nessie drunk, Edward steals lipstick from Bella, Jacob says no to sex and Emmett gets Rosalie all wet...Nothing could go wrong...Will for sure make you laugh!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,347 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Imprinted by BellaFlan reviews
It's not easy being petulant demon spawn, especially with an imprint. A darker Nessie and her journey into womanhood. Explores theme of sacrifice missing from Breaking Dawn. Canon ish Fluff/angst. This is a re-write with M rating. canon pairings. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Punk'd: Cullen Style by SG51169 reviews
Emmett loves playing pranks and his new target is his favorite human, Bella Swan. But when he goes too far an angry Edward and Alice decide that it's time to teach Emmett a lesson. Emmett is about to get Punk'd...Cullen style!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,585 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
You're my Beautiful by Lumos77 reviews
Jacob helps Nessie come to a realization, she is beautiful. The beginning of what will be the most beautiful romance ever.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob - Complete
Isle Esme II by 2carm2carm2 reviews
What will happen when all the Cullens go on vacation to Isle Esme. What happens when the girls and boys get in a fight. How many bad jokes can Emmett make? How much bonding time can Edward take until he cracks? Set after Breaking Dawn. In Alice POV, R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,634 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 9/19/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Alice, Emmett - Complete
Swapping Spouses by SevenDayLoan reviews
Every 10 or so years, the cullens trade... spouses. emmettxbella Sequel to Truth or dare... alice style.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Bella, Emmett
Truth Or Dare by bleedingblackrosez reviews
what happens when Bella and the Cullens play truth or dare? chaos! my 1st fanfics ever, please PLEASE review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,118 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 9/27/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007
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The Teddy bear and his clumsy lamb reviews
When Rose kills Edward ,Emmett starts to fall for Bella. What will happen it the end ? Will Bella Emmett be together. Or will Edwards death be to much for Bella to deal with. this is a really good fiction and my first one so plz be nice. R/R Em/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,629 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Bella, Emmett
The Lady With The Curls
Just something I wrote for my friend. I hope ya like it !
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Complete
Stand Still My Glamor Kills
All I know is that some powerful vampire people in Italy want me. Said Nessie. This is a Jake/Nessie love story. What if Nessie had to go to Isle Esme in search of safty.Only to know that people want her dead. This is that story. Waring slight cussing.R/R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob