Jaune had always dreamed of being a Hero, of being someone. But dreams were just that; for in the world of Remnant the Class you are born with determines your fate. Jaune was born a Blacksmith, and thus that was his destiny. But when a strange opportunity allows him to change that, can a simple Blacksmith become something more within the Beacon Academy for Heroes?

At the moment of transformation, when the connection was to be established and a young girl's life forever changed, the Red Shadow intervened, and the Administration shard became its tool on the path to human salvation. With the power of every hero ever immortalized in myth and legend, what can that girl do but be a hero herself? -A not-quite-crossover with FSN/Prisma Illya-

Victory can prove bitter, especially when you're the only one alive to see it. With the world in chaos and everyone he ever loved dead, Jaune Arc makes a deal with the devil for one last chance to go back and change it all. But devils don't play by the same rules as humans, and Salem never did say how far back he'd go. Or how much deeper the war between her and Ozpin really went.

Because accelerated plot progression is to FanFiction as long titles starting with 'RE:' are to Light Novels. Kazuma and his vibrant cohorts, through their primary means of victory: sheer luck and guile, somehow manage to kill the Devil King, who just happened to be around in the neighborhood. Humorous ramifications abound.

He didn't know the first thing about running a school, nor fixing a political disaster spanning all of Remnant. Hell, he didn't even know how to deal with the world-ending conspiracy in the background, let alone a former-headmaster-possessed child. Yet here he was, leading Beacon Academy into a new age of glory. Or ruin. Definitely a fair chance of the latter…

He had grown cynical and just a bit bitter at the world but he'd long ago made peace with the ideals that once made him suffer. He was already satisfied with the existence he had ended up as... yet a certain brown haired master had decided that he deserved far more. So now an earnest wish from someone dear had lead to another chance at life and... maybe at happiness.

Remember a time when things made sense? Humans killed Grimm, Grimm killed humans, and criminals could make an honest living? Back before teenagers ruined everything? Roman Torchwick remembers. When Neo finds a boy who can frighten Grimm, Roman decides this could be useful, while he pretends to locate the boy's friends.

When Jaune's forged transcripts were rebuffed, his only option was to return home in disgrace or forge a new life in Vale. Opening a diner was an impetuous decision, being good at it a stroke of luck. Becoming the favourite haunt for students, teachers and criminals alike…? That was neither, but it sure did keep things interesting. Wasn't the civilian life supposed to be easier?

He was a hopeless man, a man who would amount to a little more than a fool. Yet this man pursued an endless dream, a dream in which he could hold her again... (A Shirou medieval Britain Fic-beginning before Saber drew Caliburn)

Taylor gains powers in the locker; this much is familiar. But the power she gets, and what she does with it, begins to change things around considerably. Faced with the pressure of the power she has, and official apathy, she must make her own decisions, and take a different route to achieve her goals. There will be trouble.

Team RWBY finds themselves in a strange, new world where Grimm are nonexistent and magic is commonplace. They journey to find a way home, but along the way are caught up in several ancient prophecies and must save this world they find themselves in. As time goes on, they adapt to the dangerous land of Skyrim and fight against its foes be they small, large, or godly.

Audrey's met with plenty of monsters in her lifetime, but having an insufferably cute cat-girl follow her around is more than even she can handle. Now the foul-mouthed party girl can see a whole invisible world of magical beings, and not all of them have kind intentions for her friends. Can Momo give her the edge she needs to bitch-slap this threat? [Part III of the TrioPop Series]

As Shirou was dragged into the hole left behind by the grail, the grail itself reaches out to him, acknowledging him as the true winner of the Fifth Holy Grail war. His wish of becoming a Hero is closer to being granted than he originally thought. Now in a world where being a Hero is a feasible profession, will he become a true ally of justice?

This is a Taylor Hebert centric story, starting just after the locker. Details after that are sketchy ...

Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.

We're just starting the fun.

"With swords that aren't yours, with skills that aren't yours, for dreams that aren't yours. Your entire existence is a lie!" - "Then I'll show you that even fake dreams can become reality." A different choice, a different path, a different FATE. Shirou/Multi

Mocked by her peers and a failure as a mage, now she finds herself alone in a foreign land ravaged by a civil war. With the world on the brink of destruction her life couldn't get any worse, could it? Reverse summon AU.

Whatever she expected when she triggered, it wasn't meeting a short white-haired girl or turning into a hyper-advanced technological platform. Of course when you're Taylor Hebert, things frequently don't go as planned.

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

Gudako, caught between the unending struggle to summon the strongest servants and her obsession to find more Saint Quartz, is dragged away into the Fourth Holy Grail War as a Servant. But instead of planning to win the war, she plans to dominate all the cool SSR servants that might appear and drag them back to Chaldea. Current arc: Gudako vs aliens

The fight against Behemoth in New Delhi goes horribly wrong. Taylor, almost the only survivor, is sent back into the past by Phir Sē to try to fix matters. But there are complications ...

Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?

Gudako, desperate for more SSRs, accepts a mystery man's offer to replace a Master in a Great Holy Grail War. With knowledge of the future and her only SSR fighting beside her in real life, Gudako plots to mess up the entire storyline just for the 1000 Saint Quartz reward. Inspired by revdb's Insane Gudako story.

Louise didn't summon a dragon or a loser from another world. No, she summoned a girl from across the yard. How humiliating! But why is Tabitha agreeing to be her familiar? And how many teenage girls does it take to destabilise a geopolitical region anyway?

Enforcer Contract #CIL201009-6: Investigation of possible interdimensional threat: Type-D. This request has been jointly commissioned by the Roman Catholic Church and the Mage's Association. Contract Signed, Rin Tohsaka, Enforcer Unit 09.

AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.

Emiya Kiritsugu was happy living the rest of his short days. He had put his past behind him... until he began to dream of futures that had yet to be. Let it be known that the Magus Killer was not dangerous simply because he was dying and had no plans to fight.

Having just had his first taste of a life or death battle, Shirou Emiya was prepared to begin walking down the path of a Hero of Justice in the world. What he wasn't prepared for was being flung to a completely different world, where he would be forced to immediately start his journey. Now as Shirou joins the ranks of Orario's rookie adventurers, what kind of myth will he write?

Jaune Arc, Field Agent of the VSS - Vale's Secret Service, or at least that's what he's been told. All he knows is that they found out about his faked transcripts, and now he works in the interests of the Kingdom. With terrorists on the horizon, not to mention a shady organisation and an even shadier group operating under Ozpin, what's a bumbling teen turned secret agent to do?

Yang wasn't used to leadership, but she wasn't going to accept Ozpin's suggestion of mandatory rest either. Not when it meant losing her spot on Team RWBY. If she had to lead a rookie squad of police officers against the White Fang to prove she could still fight, then so be it. Too bad no one told her the VSPR was made up of Vale's worst criminals, many of which she knew by name.

A new weapons shop opens at downtown Vale run by a pair of mysterious siblings. As the embers of another great fire begin to spread across Vale, the fate of Remnant will be decided by a promise made in Winter.

Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

Anakin's 9 years old again and back at the Temple, bound and determined to change destiny. To do so, he has to juggle trying to stop Dooku from joining Sidious, freeing his mother, avoiding Palpatine, and his training all while maintaining his cover as a 9-year-old initiate. Too bad keeping up a facade isn't one of his strong points.

Somehow sent back into the past, Kakashi is given a second chance to relive his childhood. He is determined to make the most of everyday and to fix the horrors of the future, but sometimes simple determination is not enough to save everyone. Time-travel.

Taylor gains monstrous, vampiric powers and is adopted by Faultline's Crew.

Sometimes, the tiniest of changes can have the greatest impact on the world. One chance encounter goes in a new direction, and the course of the Holy Grail War is irrevocably changed...

Emiya Shirou rejected the notion of sacrificing the few for the many. He could not and would not sacrifice his sister's life even for the sake of humanity's salvation. He wished upon the Holy Grail for her to find a world where she wouldn't suffer any longer. Strangely enough, he didn't expect himself to be picked up along for the ride as well!

On that fateful night, instead of a certain King of Knights coming to save his life, he gets a small girl that flips his world upside down. Features child Gudako. Inspired by the artwork of young Gudako by 拉麺企鵝.

Fate is a fickle thing. Time and time again, the Once and Future King has woken from her slumber to aid her country in its time of need. The World could not refuse her plea, her prophecy, but it has entered a never-ending loop as a result. Fed up, Alaya sends one of her dogs to fetch the key to a new Guardian. Fuses myth & FSN. Very Slow build. Cowritten with UniverseCreator.

When a stranger comes to Brockton Bay with the intention of HALPING, things are going to get interesting ...

He was their symbol. He was their hero. He was the Huntsman of Red, protector of the Kingdom of Vermillion.

When Subaru was discovering whether or not he could use magic, Puck told him it seemed like he didn't have a gate. Despite being told that it would be useless for him to even try to use magic since he didn't have one, he attempted anyway, something switched on, something like electric circuits. Perhaps, just perhaps, he could actually be a hero and save everyone.

The Arcs are a proud line of warriors. Jaune, however, inherited none of that talent. When his father takes him to a job fair to find a more suitable apprenticeship, no one picks him. No one, that is, save for a black robed figure who rides in on a pale horse. Turns out the legends got quite a lot wrong, and at least one god still calls Remnant home. [minor Discworld crossover]

a self-indulgent response to the many, wonderful time-travel Star Wars stories that send a more experienced and more knowledgeable Obi-Wan Kenobi back in time to change the many tragedies to come

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

Humanity is lost and only one hope remains: Chaldea. It stands as the last bastion of humanity, gathering the greatest heroes throughout time and beyond to take back what was lost. At the helm is their Master, the Hero of Heroes, the Saviour of Humanity, and receiver of top marks in English for her 2nd-grade class. (Child!Gudako/Ritsuka)(Spoilers for FGO up to Salomon)

Ilya likes to play video games, and in the time she has remaining, Shirou is more than willing to play the new VR game with her. But when they are trapped inside the game, [Sword Art Online], they determine something even more distressing: Kayaba Akihiko is definitely a Magus.

He KNEW this was some sort of karmic joke. He shouldn't have laughed at other's seemingly 'silly' problem, even if said other was a fictional character. Now, he was forced to accept that, yes, ending everything with one punch could get frustrating, especially for a Gamer. Then again, when trapped inside a game where Death is very much real, that can only be a good thing...right?

When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.

When Saitama suddenly ends up outside of Wall Rose, he quickly becomes humanities' savior. With no way of getting home, he accepts his role... kind of.

Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.

He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!

Minato Namikaze, the wet-behind-the-ears Fourth Hokage, is still trying to acclimate to his demanding new job. With the prospect of starting a family on the horizon, how will he react to a strange blond boy and his orange-loving father appearing in the middle of his office one afternoon? Post-4th-War-Hokage!Naruto and Boruto timetravel fic.

In the many multiverses of Fate/Stay Night there is one constant; the Grail is a dick. Due to a "glitch" in the system the Fifth Holy Grail war will be fought by Emiya Shirou, all seven of them.

Shirou is forced back in time to save Arturia from her downfall, though he doesn't know how or what to do about it. He's not a fighter, but an idealist. Is he supposed to use his ideals to oppose, or supplement Arturia's? Saber/Shirou

Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

"Have you ever heard the myths of the Kumiho? Legends say that foxes that live for a 1000 years can freely shapeshift into a human." Lost and mentally scarred from war, the self-imposed Exile wanders aimlessly in search for something she doesn't even know the identity of. She goes where the wind guides her, eventually leading her back to Ionia... AU, rated M for Mature themes.

Falling their mutual demise at each other's hands, Kyoko and Sayaka wake up in a strange world. Now, with Kyoko's soul gem missing and Sayaka's humanity and personality only partially restored, they must band together to survive.

Near the conclusion of the events of Heaven's Feel, the attempted destruction of the Great Holy Grail causes an unforeseen outcome that has led Shirou, Rin, Sakura, Illya and the servant Rider to be transported to a different dimension. How will they fare in a world filled with Grimm, Dust and Hunters?

I turned and found Rena starring dreamily at the stuffed animals on the shelves, a part of me knew that wasn't a good sign. "Rena, don't even think abou-!" "Hau ! So cute! Rena must take it home!" Sigh, Note to self: Never bring Rena to Toy R US, never.

Part 4 of my Vulnerable series; One-Shot; It's the day after Beacon Dance and Ruby is called in by Headmaster Ozpin to discuss the events of the break in that had taken place. But soon, the seemingly innocent conversation ends up taking a sudden turn. Revealing an interesting connection between the 'Student' and Headmaster.

Shirou sacrificed himself to take Gilgamesh with him, dropping both of them into the Holy Grail. So he should be dead, right? Then why does he have so many questions? Questions such as why is he still alive? Why is the moon shattered? What is a faunus?

Jaune Arc was born physically weak and with a lot of health problems. Despite this, he decided he wanted to become not just a Hunter, but the strongest Hunter there ever was. And after three years, he achieved his dream. But now that he has become the strongest, he's not sure what to do with his life. So he decided to take up gardening and leave Hunting as a hobby.

In which Harry Potter learns that friends can be made in the unlikeliest places...even in your own head. Alone and unwanted, eight-year-old Harry finds solace and purpose in a conscious piece of Tom Riddle's soul, unaware of the price he would pay for befriending the dark lord. But perhaps in the end it would all be worth it...because he'd never be alone again.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Dust was humanity's equalizer against the Grimm, a tool with limitless possibilities – especially when handled with care. Jaune was but a child when he started experimenting, but they say there's lessons to learned, even in failure. Jaune's not sure why his mixtures are considered failed reactions though. [ONE SHOT]

Worm is a story containing Powers! It gets worse! Bullies! SuperVillains! It gets worse! Monsters! Warlords! Politics! Evil Conspiracies! It gets even worse! The End of the World! And Everyone Doing the Wrong Things for Right Reasons! ... Gah, that sucks. Let's add a little something more. Something called… … You thought I was going to say 'Heroism', right?

Sequel to Vulnerable; One-Shot; Cinder still remains the ever-loyal and loving servant to her Master Ruby. But when a remnant of Ruby's past gets unearthed. Secrets get revealed and masks drop. As Cinder's associates find out just exactly who their leader really is. Falling Petals; Slight Enabler.

Roman Torchwick, master criminal extraordinaire, finds himself lost in a world that defies common sense. As an accomplished businessman, he is no stranger to merchant transactions, be they legal or otherwise. Yet, even he can't help but balk at the fact that, in this world, a brat with elementary knowledge will somehow be its best merchant. A Crossover between RWBY and Recettear.

One-Shot; Cinder is considered to be a strong woman by most. But not as strong as the people are led to believe. Only one person knows the truth about our Amber-Eyed Beauty. And the Fallen Maiden has no qualms, tearing down her walls and being her normal weak self to her Master.

In a world where your allies can be just as dangerous as your enemies, sometimes it can be difficult for a criminal mastermind to find a little stress relief. That blonde idiot, Jaune, was just unimportant enough, just malleable enough, to be a viable option. It was meant to be a one time thing, an easy lay. Emotions were never supposed to get involved.

Approved spin off story of The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, Nukenin from Whispering Darkness. Kakashi may now have to live the life of a missing nin but that didn't mean that he couldn't have fun did it? ...though there are a few things that he really hadn't anticipated.

When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.

When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry

Leia's dreams lead her and Han back to Tatooine, and force her to confront her heritage in the most unlikely way possible: By reliving it. Time Travel

What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!

Tsunade adopts Naruto. What will life be like living with two medic nins and a mother who's playful fingerflicks could bash through trees? Now how about adding an infamous pervert and a philosophic demon to the mix?

Nothing much happens in Shirou Emiya's life. He wakes up every morning, feeds Taiga, goes to school, does after school stuff, comes home, feeds Taiga, and then practices his Magecraft to become a hero. Now, add an ability to see the world as one would a game, and suddenly, you have many things happening all at the same time. Fate X The Gamer crossover.

Haruhi seems more happy and energetic than ever, so why is it that a mysterious observer is claiming that her powers are growing more unstable, and with them, the safety of this world? What secret is Haruhi still hiding? Features characters and situations from several other series, most notably a little-known sci-fi yuri called Yami to Boushi to Hon no Tabibito.

Ruby finds herself facing her end. As she pushes her semblance to new heights, the world breaks. In one fluid, crystallising moment everything changes. A 23 year old Ruby Rose, one of the deadliest hunters on Remnant, spills out of the void and into the dorm of team RWBY, including a 15 year old version of herself. A hunter in a world of unknowing prey. Cover courtesy of Majisuka!

In which Ino wakes up one morning and finds herself in the arms of one Uzumaki Naruto.

[U1] During a trip to Jump City, a surge of dark power changes the lives of five not-quite-sane girls. Join us as the Otherselves deal with everything from their newfound superpowers to your typical roommate stuff.

When Faux-Professor Jaune Arc wasn't busy pretending to be teacher, or dealing with Team RWBY sneaking into his rooms... or with Roman demanding favours. He was busy living the life of a teacher at the illustrious Beacon Academy. A spin-off series to professor Arc. Comedy/Parody

It was probably the strangest proposition he'd ever received. "I'm really sorry about this, but I've decided to become your fangirl." "My fangirl?" "Yes, and I think it's only fair to warn you beforehand." fem!Naruto, no Uchiha Massacre, Shisui x Naruko (An Ideal World Fic)

The Force is always there for the Force sensitive - there is no escape or avoidance. Obi-Wan has spent his life living with the Force and meditating on it. In the end, he leaps into it entirely.

Summer didn't know what was happening. One minute, she and her husband were in bed, the next she was here in this strange room with even stranger people. And she has to watch "visions" of the future with them? "What the heck is RWBY!"

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

Yutaka's health gives out. And for reasons beyond her, Misao makes a habit of taking detours past the hospital.

We know that if Hinata goes back in time, her main goal is Naruto's happiness. Now how about a Naruto whose primary reason for being back in time is Hinata? One who doesn't really care to act like his usual dead-last self, and who certainly doesn't have qualms about using makeout sessions as positive reinforcement. NaruHina, time travel.

A Hero's luck is a fickle thing, some might even call it Fate. It can save you from a fire where hundreds die, but it can also give you a reason to keep being a hero. Even if that means traveling back in time to prevent that fire from happening in the first place. "Okay seriously. When am I?" Prologue revised!

Maki led a perfectly normal, peaceful and intellectual life. She had her eyes set on becoming a doctor, all ready for University life in her new and fully furnished apartment. Only she wasn't alone in it.

Kakashi fell to his knees, trying his hardest to stem the flow of tears from his eyes and clutching a hand to his chest, trying his hardest to stop the ache coming from his heart. Neither was succesful. "Best. Team. Ever." He declared, weeping tears of joy. - In which Naruto is a pervert, Satsuki is gullible and Sakura is the only sane woman.

Yes, gentlemen, another Worm Crossover featuring Taylor with a new set set of superpowers. This time, it's Worm crossed with the runny/gunny wahey that is Warframe. All characters and objects belong to their respective owners. All rights reserved. The premise? What if our favorite bullied teen found herself with a Banshee class Warframe?

With loving parents and plenty of friends, unease is the last thing that Naruto should be feeling. But it lingers in the back of his mind, clouding his sight with suspicion and paranoia. Why do his dreams feel so real? Why does he remember things that never were? [COMPLETE]

The five times Madara met the Golden Ghost, and one time he met Naruto. FemNaruto

Finding herself devoid of employment after the events of Volume 2, Neo decides that she will change her ways, and enrol at Beacon Academy. The enrolling part, easy. The other... well, one out of two isn't bad, right?

Time Travel AU. Sakura has come back to do good deeds and fix some shit. Not posted in chronological order.

Kiritsugu summons Heroic Spirit EMIYA instead of Saber. AU. Gen. Spoilers for Fate/Zero and F/S: UBW

Evangeline went to a bar to drink away her sorrows about Nagi's constant rejection and makes a friend in Naruto and when she later gets sealed at Mahora he goes looking for her. He finds her 15 years later attending a school. Rewritten Version.

The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.

It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.

Sabaku no Gaara lands in the past to a time where everyone fears him and his father is still alive. He realises regaining everyone's trust will be difficult, especially when they still think he's a blood-thirsty psychopath. No pairing. Time Travel.

Negi is an immortal who answers invitations to costume balls by dark mistresses of legend, counsels noble demons who have lost their direction in life, cooks meals for hungry spirits that come to his home, but his apprentice Chisame won't believe his lies

Sasuke Uchiha—full-fledged Akatsuki member, international criminal and S-class missing-nin—finds himself thrown back through time to the morning of the ninja academy graduation exam. And he isn't happy about it. (Time travel, Sasuke&TeamSeven-centric). Epilogue up!

In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.

Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.

Taylor and Jack Slash are born in each other's places. Weaver is the infamous usurper of the Slaughterhouse Nine, while young Jacob Hebert forges his path through the underworld of Brockton Bay.

How does the Grail choose a Master or a Servant? Fact of the matter is, it knows the difference between want and need. Masters of the Fourth Holy Grail War know they want a strong Servant, but the Grail knows the Servants they need.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

The nine-tailed demon fox. Its mighty tails can crumble mountains, cause tsunamis, and set things on fire. Lots of fire. It might have been better if she actually were an evil entity bent on destroying the world. Yes, she. AU pseudo-x-over.

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)

The Hatakes were socially inept by nature, unused to properly expressing themselves through words. Once upon a time, Kakashi had been too late to save Sakumo when the man had made the worst assumption. This time, no words are left unsaid. Hinted time-travel.

They'd always known that Naruto was completely and utterly unpredictable when fighting. They'd known he was prone to using unusual tactics on opponents. No one, however, had ever expected this.

Tokiomi summons a red Archer for the Fourth War. - Chapter 12: Interrogations, infodumps, and expositions.

Just random scenes that have occurred to me while I'm working on everything else, hopefully you'll enjoy them. I am so going to pay for some of these... Also, any and all stories found within are free to a good home. Why don't you adopt one today?

With a thousand lifetimes to live, Blake chases Yang across all of existence, searching for the one lifetime where she gets it right.

Sakumo has no idea where all of these habits of Kakashi's are coming from. In which five-year-old Kakashi forgets the existence of his left eye, loses his ability to lie believably, and is a little too knowledgeable about the Birds and Bees. Still, no matter what oddities went on in Kakashi's head, one thing is certain – the boy will always love his father, through thick and thin.

During Naruto's final battle against Sasuke, Itachi uses the power he gave him to clean Sasuke's soul and body from darkness by turning him into a newborn baby with no memories of his past. For how long can Naruto keep this a secret? CANCELED

A single order can change the shape of a the world, and a single command spell will change the outcome of one of the deadliest wars in history. For one Servant Lancer, that order would mean either victory, or death. Either way, the battle would be sweet.

A boy is saved from death by Oyashiro, and given a mission: Protect Rika. He soon learns of the tragic fate that has been dealt to both himself, and to Rika. This is his struggle to break that Fate, save his new-found friends, and escape into a perfect world. AU diverging before the start of the series.

Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)

When the Einzberns summon a different Servant for the 5th War, Shirou Emiya winds up summoning the Red Saber from Fate/Extra. With this Servant by his side, Shirou's in for a Grail War unlike any other. Done as a response to The Infamous Man's challenge.

Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.

What if Kyon actually wrote the Haruhi series? What will Haruhi's reaction be when she reads it? Did Kyon maintain the original plot of the story or did he squeeze in...a few minor changes? UPDATED! Final Arc is Up. The Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya by: Kyon Part Two

Mikoto is sick. Kuroko is her nurse. What could possibly happen? New chapter, new scene. Buckle up for a hot ride through intrigues, emotional turmoil and unexpected consequences. Please mind the rating.

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

When Mikoto loses a treasured item, how will the joined forces of Touma and Kuroko save the day? Certainly not the way anyone else would...

It'd been a long, long time since he'd met her. A long, long time since he'd been struck speechless by everything that she was.

Get lost in a world where Dark Mistresses hold the darkness of night in the palm of their hands. Immerse yourself in tales of eternal rivalry and unrequited romance where passion is a way of life. Welcome to the world of vice. Pleasure is just a bite away

Starting a high school band is nothing special right? Not like it's anything serious. But when Haruhi decides to start a band that just might change. When the SOS Brigade enters a battle of the bands sparks will fly, love will blossom and the world will come to the brink of total destruction. Once again, it's all up to Kyon to save his friends and the world from anihilation

Noxus has left Riven behind, but an Exile never forgets. Her journey to reforge Noxus started the moment she shattered her sword, and this is how it plays out. WIP

An infamous convict escapes from Azkaban. Goblins are planning to rebel in Haven. Dementors are prowling Hogwarts. Draco is acting strangely. And to top it all off, nothing is really as it seems, meaning Artemis is the only one who can solve this mystery. Just when things seemed easy... COMPLETED: SEQUEL UP

Kakashi is six years old again, sent to the past. After his father dies, Minato acts as his caretaker, and chaos ensues: well-meaning chaos, but poor Minato doesn't know what to do. One-shot. For mapplepie.

On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise

When Kariya learned of the fate that Tokiomi had given Sakura over to, he went to his estranged family and begged for a chance to save her. Zouken, still a tad annoyed with Kariya, agrees to allow him a chance to save Sakura by winning the Holy Grail... without any help. Armed with only a desperate wish to save someone as a catalyst, He summons a hero in red and black... EMIYA.

Konori has always wondered what smaller breasts feels like. Please mind the rating.

There's something really odd going on here. If this is an act, could someone please lend me the script? And who's this Kyon guy, anyway? Rewrite.

The Naturals Election is over. With Satsuki away and the rest of the Student Council expelled and left Starless by clerical error, Honnōji Academy has descended into chaos. Can the newly-formed Elite Five (it's even worse than it sounds) save the day in the face of superpowered perverts, unstoppable war machines and the fact that they are following Inumuta's craziest plan yet?

When Touhou's Izayoi Sakuya is snatched away from her master by some low-level magician from another world, she has no choice but to bide her time serving a false mistress. Just how far will the Scarlet Devil Mansion go to reclaim their lost property?

Post-episode 12. After Madoka's disappearance, Homura Akemi fights on, honoring Madoka's wish to protect the world - but she cannot endure forever.

AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley. No Horcruxes.

What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.

Touma, Mikoto, some wine in a single hotel room and a game of 20 questions... nothing could go wrong, right?

This day was just like every other day, until Yuki decided that she would study Valentines day first hand. Asking an unsuspecting Kyon to help her with her study. Kyon a little surprised agrees to this, but what has he let himself in for and possibly more importantly... what will Haruhi make of it? Set just after the Melancholy arc because I havn't seen much after that. Enjoy!

A screwed up spell sends Eva into the middle of Kyuubi's sealing process. She spends the next decade kicking the annoying little thing around their cage for shits and giggles. Then Naruto makes a friend, and suddenly Team 7 causes a bit more chaos than they really ought to. Crack (Now with extra Omake)

And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.

The mantle of Santa Claus has been passed down once again, this time to an industrial engineer who starts to get some dangerous ideas in his head about the true meaning of Christmas. This fic is still being worked on. I finished it with Christmas (2013) as my deadline, but the story suffered for it, so even though it's complete there will probably be a reworking of it later.

Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?

Rias Gremory wasn't certain what to expect when she found herself in a hospital hearing the wish of a boy dressed all in black. She definitely was surprised by what the price of his wish would be.

I am your Alpha and your Omega. You will live and end with me. But you need to be taught a lesson, Madoka-chan. And it falls to me to make sure you understand. TW: Horror, Yandere, Physical Abuse, Murder, Bondage

A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?

After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto

The adventures of a simple rowboat, lost at sea. A metaphor taken to a new level.

A trickster god does not go about acquiring power by brute force. AKA, the one where, instead of becoming a supervillain when he fell to Earth, Loki somehow ended up as Tony Stark's personal assistant.

Homura had never been somebody to lie to herself, which was why she wondered how she had managed to delude herself into thinking that a world without Madoka could ever be construed as some sort of happy ending.

After Madara final attack on the village, Rokudaime Kakashi uncovers a time-travel scroll. Now he's Team Seven's sensei again. And this time, he's going to do things differently. A time travel fic.

It's been two years since Madoka died to rewrite the universe, and Homura is done waiting. They break up, Homura deciding to pursue romantic interests elsewhere in the mean time. Madoka is not over it, and Homura finds herself unable to hold a relationship longer than one month due to her meddling. MadoHomu

An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.

Hinata meets Naruto, falls in love, and then finds out he's a demon. Because just when you think everything is going perfectly is when it always manages to mess up.

5th HGW, retold (again). Featuring a certain Tohsaka as Caster along with two other replacements. Almost complete divergence from any of the routes. Remember: things aren't always what they seem. Currently undergoing a complete rewrite.

Reincarnation is a funny thing, especially when its not what you're expecting it to end up being. Shirou Emiya learns this the hard way, and wackiness ensues. A Prisma Ilya Crossover, Enjoy and Review.

Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.

A sequel to Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality. Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres owns a global corporation that is poised and ready for the Singularity, or so it seems, until a journalist appears wanting to question Harry's motivations.

No one ever really guessed the REAL reason Obito wanted to become the Juubi's Jinchuuriki. Warning: Pure, unadulterated crack.

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.

One night while gazing at the night sky, Homura is reminded of the times she had together with Madoka. As memories begin to flood back to her, she suddenly becomes face-to-face with a reality she should have seen long ago.

Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)

It was a freak accident. A series of events joined together to achieve the impossible. Now Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke are living their lives over and over again, with no end in sight. So they decided, be it a blessing or a curse, to make the most of the situation they find themselves in. They will live by their own rules and do whatever they want to do. This is their story.

The SOS Brigade visiting an open-air ice-skating rink during evening, in their regularly insane way. After a while it begins to snow. Kyon/Yuki

Few people get to see their sins face to face. But then, Kirei Kotomine was always exceptional.

Anko sees something that worries her and decides to do something about it.

Naruto meets a certain woman in his dream's that haunts him by making him live a life of ecstasy that no man can withstand. But soon he will find love from women of all beauties seeing something in him that is very addicting. This is a Harem Older women

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

Proof that the Nasuverse can be a very silly place. Rather than the normal summons, characters from Monty Python's Holy Grail are summoned. This is unabashedly a work of crack, check your sanity at the door.

Kakashi was a weary ninja who'd had this dream (nightmare) too many times before. And until the pain of the kunai stabbed in his arm registered, he'd never even considered the possibility it was real this time. Time-travel? One-shot.

Sometimes, when one insists on not wanting to become a Shinobi, it is best to listen to them.

An accident with his Rasengan causes Naruto to wake up in Pallet Town. We'll follow Naruto as he searches for the Legendary Mew, the same being that got him into this mess. Rated T for language.

After spending five years on his trials to become a Magister Magus, Negi Springfield returns from Mundus Magicus with his title, an ugly scar on the back of his hand, and far too many regrets plaguing his sleep. Desperate for a quiet life, he asks for a job and finds employment as a teacher in Mahora Academy. 'Quiet' is not exactly the word he'd describe his class with, though...

Shirou, you idiot!

It has been a year since the events of "Disappearance". Kyon is doubting his decision, and Yuki is concerned about him, but unsure how to proceed. She fears revealing a dangerous secret, one that could unravel the universe. Sequel to "Perspective of Yuki Nagato". Read and Review, please.

Shirou converts his nerves into makeshift magic circuits everytime he needs to use magic. A human body has millions of nerves. A magus has on average twenty circuits...maybe he's on to something there...

It was just a small wish: To live with their master and their friends as those uneventful days passed by, to see him grow up as he chased his ideals by his own strength. To become an ally of justice; a hero who can save everyone.

In the fire that ravaged Fuyuki city, it was not Emiya Kiritsugu who saved the life of a young Shirou, but the tainted grail itself.

The wheel of fate is derailed as Emiya Shirou is brought up in Uminari City. Watch the birth of a Magical Hero as the boy with a body of swords meets the White Devil.

Uzumaki Sasuke hates his life. It's not easy being the son of the famous Uzumaki Naruto, the war hero and world saviour. Sometimes, he just wished he was the cool and stronger one. So what happens when he wakes up in the past as Uchiha Sasuke? Time Travel ON HIATUS

Yuki Nagato's alternate personality landed her in a world of trouble... She tried to kill her friends, and now she's in the hospital. Can her friends forgive her, and more importantly, can she forgive herself, and overcome her demons? KyonxYuki AU... Refer to Disappearance of Nagato Yuki-chan and Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya. Rated M for violence. No sex.

Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!

In the beginning of the Fourth Holy Grail War, seven Masters summoned their Servants to fight. However with the exception of one, six Masters... didn't quite get the Servants they were expecting.

Jedi Master Dooku is in a long-term undercover assignment with slow but steady progress. But he gets a distress call from this Knight Kenobi with a Padawan Skywalker and things just start to go crazy.

Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.

Kyon suggests that Nagato try her hand at writing and gets far more than he bargained for. *fun little one-shot, hope ya like*

It's been two years since Pain attacked Konoha. Kakashi has been in a coma and Sasuke has been plotting his revenge. When Sasuke decides the best way to destroy the village is from the inside out, what will he discover upon his return?

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

As most things do, it started with sex. Of course, there was more to it than that, but the thing everyone remembers is that there was sex involved at one point or another. Involving Setsuna, Konoka and the class of 6A. Part Twelve now up!

Naruto found and rescued one Mana Tatsumiya after her Magister died. She was now posing as a middle school student while he assisted with the shrine. She had become his dearly beloved...and over time he had become hers. NarutoxMana!

During the Second Task of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, Headmaster Dumbledore watches his plan for the Greater Good crumble and die. A Veela girl receives the gift of life through the blood and sacrifice of the last Potter. Gabby/Harry w/ a twist.

Time-travel. Naruto's back in the past, and not only is she given a second chance to fix things, but she's gonna give everyone a second chance. Watch out world, because Naruto the number one unpredictable, knuckle-head kunoichi is here! FemNaruto AU

A story of love and loss, friendship and romance, and a sword. Sometimes happy endings just take a little time to happen.

Shirou broke Heaven's Feel by accidentally summoning six servants.

Three years has passed since the end of MOK. What will happen now when Naruto and Haku try to live their lives the way they see fit. What about Tsunade, Shizune and others? Things never go as planned to our hero and his poor friend No!NaruFemHaku!romance

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

Returning home after a long battle, the girl known to the world at large only as 'King Arthur' seeks naught but a brief respite from her troubles. Alas, circumstances rarely cooperate...

Back from her training trip/mission with Jiraiya, Naru & co. prepares for the upcoming maelstrom. Supported with many allies, how would the outcome of the 10th of October be? FemNaru, Time Travel, SEQUEL

[Complete] "You will be a Jedi, Anakin. I promise you. In all but name."

Did you ever wonder what happened after Kyon hit enter in the alternate reality Take a peak into the world he left behind and at the people who saw him leave

"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP

Sixth Year is where the action is. There will be Horcruxes, Deathly Hallows, romance, poison, spying, Quidditch, jealousy, Weasley inventions, battle practice, alchemy, family secrets, fairies, and a new Defense professor.

Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?

During the events of the Holy Grail War, Shirou takes momentary pauses to visit Ayako Mitsuzuri post-bloodfort. Yet every time he visits, he has changed more and more...

To delay the use of Blood Fort on the school, Issei and Rider come to an accord.

Jesus is summoned into the grail war, and a certain believer is forgiven for the sin of being born.

He was waiting, always at that café, for them to return. Tsuruya POV

The world is going to end... But the bond between Kyon and Yuki Nagato will never end. It is eternal. Good bye, Halcyon days...

When Naruto Uzumaki reads the first volume of Love Hina, he wonders how much different life would be if he wasn't a ninja. Just of out curiosity. The Kyuubi hears his unwitting call and casts a genjutsu that thrusts Naruto into the world of Love Hina!

British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?

It turns out a single Excalibur is not enough to completely destroy the Grail, and Shirou's unwitting comment 'to go back' is interpreted by it as a wish to "go back" in time to the start of Fate. SwordxScabbard pairing.

Kyon managed to repair the time anomaly. However, nothing could fix Yuki Nagato's errors. She was dangerous, and there was naught to do but destroy her. Character death. KyonxNagato mostly. Rating open to interpretation. I've erred on the side of caution.

Lambdadelta wants to read Bernkastel's poems.

They've gone back to the past. They've gone too far back into the past and they just don't want to wait around years and years, so they figured they might as well start early. Team 7, gen, time travel. Angst/Drama/Humor.

What if Eva gave up on the Thousand Master? She gets stuck with raising Negi, of course.

She hadn’t meant for it to actually BECOME anything, but it's in the midst of trying to figure that out what to DO with the things she’s created that Pepper has what is potentially her worst idea ever: just about anything can be posted on the internet.

One decision changes everything. Chance rips Harry's boon companions from his side, and replaces them with a knight who's apparently immune to magic. Somehow, Harry thinks he's better off.

Lambdadelta isn't very good at getting her feelings across to her beloved Bern- and it was really mean and hurtful when Bern tried to bite off her tongue like that! With some help from Furfur, can Lambda win Bern's heart? :BernLambda, for TheDrawingOtaku:

Haruhi gives the members of the SOS Brigade a chance to become Brigade chief for a week, but only if they win in a cross dressing contest! Kyon is all fired up to win, and give Haruhi a taste of her own medicine!

My 2nd Naruto fic. Shikamaru gets a laptop and discovers our website. Major OOCness! Rating changed to Mature because of Chapter 9! Next chapter is up! Currently reading Naruto Harem/Bashing type fic.

The dictionary defined fiction as thus: something feigned, invented, or imagined; a made-up story. The act of feigning, inventing, or imagining. Yes, Harry thought, this defined him nicely. Harry Potter & Fate/Stay Night Crossover.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

A short standalone spin-off of my previous work, The Shadow of Haruhi Suzumiya, where I promised a happy Nagato fic. This fluffy one-shot should qualify.

We've been fighting this war for a long time. Muggles, they call us. They struck first. England fell. Then France. Spain. Italy. It took us ten years of tactical withdrawals and air strikes to stop their advance. Now it was our turn to push back.

Hinata confessed to Naruto indirectly, using a genin as a substitute. And before she could explain that he is the one, Tsunade appeared and ruined the scene. The problem: Naruto hired his best ninjas to hunt the genin down. NaruHina Complete

On the eve of the Fourth Grail War, several parties decide to change their battle plans. Now Shirou Urobuchi must try to survive in a world of Magi. He will do it for the lawls.

A lot of things in the Naruto-verse just do not make sense in the light of logic reasoning... from the sheer overpowering of the Sharingan, to the summons, to the anachronistic technology... like it's all just a dream... What if... the dreamer woke up?

Right before hitting the ENTER key, Kyon shares a brief moment with Yuki. KyonxYuki. If you dont like the pairing, I dont want to hear about it. Spoilers for the movie.

Nanako Kuroi x Matsuri Hiiragi, because I felt like it.

AU Naruto has always had a soft spot for Gaara but when Naruto discovers a secret the redhead would have rather left buried in the sand everything changes. Well, for Naruto anyway, Gaara just wants everything to go back to normal, they're just boobs!

Not even the birth of her son could compel Merope to continue living after her husband's abandonment, but the green-eyed stranger sitting by her deathbed, cradling her squalling babe, proves to be an unexpected savior. Time Travel. Rare Pair: HarryxMerope

Having returned to Mahora, with a few additions to the class, Sayo finds herself enjoying the peace and quiet.

Someone messed with Luthor's mind. Someone was going to pay. A mystery that slowly unveils a terrible secret within the DCU and Lex's response to what he finds. Now complete!

Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!

Twenty six letters, twenty six moments to remember. Because both of them know that love isn't always as easy as A-B-C. Shinku x Jun

Artemis and Holly have accidentally created a time paradox, changing the events of the last eight years. Now the two are thrown into a bleak world where Haven has fallen, and inter-species war has begun. Who can they trust? What can they save? A/H

A series of Vignettes involving possibly the second most powerful but underused magic in the HP universe, Veritaserum. AU after GOF. Rating increased to T due to a bit of implied sexual situations, attempted suicide, abuse, and other nasty stuff.

Naruto has been hiding something since the time she was ten. Now she's finally graduated from the Academy only to find that the guy she's sorta-kinda been dating is her sensei. All Kakashi knows is that Naruto is scarily familiar. Kakashi/Fem!Naruto, AU

Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.

"The greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing." Shinku gives up everything to gain everything. Wishes can't be granted without a price, but she looks back and finds that it was all worth it if it was done in the spirit of love.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!

The psychiatrist spoke. "You might as well help yourself to a book, as it is your time that we're wasting." "You don't consider this a waste of your time?" Artemis enquired. "Oh no," the psychiatrist replied offhand. "I'm getting paid."

Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.

Long ago the world was full of amazing technology, things ninja could only dream of. For centuries this ancient art was lost. That is until a nosy blonde found it in a dusty tome. Now he follows in their footsteps – those of a mad scientist.

After a terrible accident, Nanoha becomes unable to use magic or fly, possibly for good. She's changed, but not for the better. Fate has also been keeping secrets, terrible ones. All of this leading to a terrible tragedy. Rated M. Fate x Nanoha/Hayate.

Just a short oneshot smut story featuring Azu-nyan and Yui. Enjoy. Also, M for only the most mature!

Evangeline blacked out after he had said those words and woke up on the streets. Still, her curiosity always got the better of her whenever she thought back to that cold winter night, in that cozy shop, with that boy who always sold "what you need."

Kyon and Yuki embark on a journey among the stars, surveying the wonders of the existence they live in.

When Naruto finally decides that the Konoha populace doesn't deserve his protection, he moves to another goal...Have fun! But his fun turns to fear when his vow to never fight as a Shinobi is broken.

It's time for her to return. Mikuru x Yuki

Sasuke has vowed to Naruto that he will make it to the bottom of Naruto's tower no matter what. But what horrors await him as he travels towards the bottom of the ship. Will Sasuke press onwards towards the bottom or give into madness? Decades after GJ.

Kyon wakes up one day as a girl, in yet another one of Haruhi's bizarre incidents. Now s/he must find out what happened, save the world from another near-apocalypse, and hopefully change back to normal. But, first he needs to ask, does s/he even want to?

As far as he knew, he didn't have a name. Even his earliest memories provided no hint, since he had been called 'freak,' 'demon,' and 'monster' as far back as he could remember. Cuteness/angst! Slightly AU.

Naruto made peace on his planet and now he has to leave his old planet and become a mercanary. Before joining the mercanry group he goes into training to learn the ways of the lightsaber. Sequel to Golden Eyes. I do not own.

A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.

After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.

Based on the song the Twelve Days of Christmas, someone wants Tenten's attention, and goes about it in a big way. With the help of Naruto, can she figure out who is the gift giver, and why they sign only as 'My True Love?

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.

Kakashi has a message for his past self and Naruto is the perfect person to pass it along. Drabble, time travel, not-quite-crack.

9 years after the Alice Game, Jun is a doll-maker, trying to recreate Shinku as a doll. When he fails to recreate her, his newborn daughter may just prove to be the human reincarnation of Shinku, herself... Following the lives of Jun and 'Shinku'.

Lucy escapes without suffering head trauma. She has only one goal. To find the boy she loves and offer him an apology.

Two witches at the end of a world. If this is where everything falls apart, can something new also be born? BernxLambda. Spoiler-free.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Slightly revised version of my Father's Day fic. Harry has a cunning plan to defeat Voldemort, or did Dumbledore think of it first?

What would happen if Naruto has the sharingan? What if the sharingan was different from all the others and is trained by Itachi himself on how to use it? Rated M for safety. I do not own Naruto.

After an attack, the Yondaime's seal is unintentionally altered. Naruto can now see the future, but only 2 minutes ahead, and only when it directly concerns him. How will things progress, with this one small change? Crossover with the film "Next".

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

Originally a oneshot, it's finally been finished, and thus given its own story. Basically... What would happen if not only the preliminary match's were rigged differently, but also if Sakura felt the need to get back at Ino?

After finding out about his magic earlier, a decidedly non-Gryffindor Harry Potter plots his way to success.

For shinobi, the difference between victory and defeat can stem from observing the smallest of details.

He had been pretending for so long that he didn't notice when his act became his reality. Naruto/Tayuya NaruTayu One-shot.

REVISED. one-shot told by Lucius Malfoy. What might happen if the Death Eaters got what they wished for…

AU After losing his family in an accident, Jun is left in the care of Rozen and his strange, but loving, daughters. Will they help him realize they can be his new family? Update 8-28-12 Chapter 4 rewrite is up.

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Hermione discovers the power Harry has that the Dark Lord knows not. Harry enlists the aid of a certain carbosilicate amorph, who lives to kill people and break their things. A most silly fic. Harry/Hermione, Ron/Luna, Neville/Ginny, Schlock/Noone

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot

After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!

Voldemort has finally pushed Harry too far. There is only one recourse open to the young hero. He must unleash the most horrifying, the most diabolical weapon in his arsenal. The mind of Hermione Granger.

One shot A magical world tour to find the power that the Dark Lord Knows Not? Or just a way to get that annoying Weasley kid out of the picture so Harry and Hermione can 'Get to Know' each other?

In which Naruto makes the decision to follow Sasuke, and accidentally takes over Sound in the process. No pairings. This story is free to a good home.

At a young age, Uzumaki Naruto had a chance encounter that would change his life. Now, he is putting what he learned to good use.

The not quite parody that REALLY never should have been written. I'm embarassed to be posting it, really, but it wouldn't go away...

Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]

Harry finds a way to get motivated, really, really motivated. A super!Harry oneshot. Post HBP, AU, No DH.

The first Triwizard Tournament task from a very different perspective: the Dragon's. AU.

Negi attempts to discover what Chao was up to during the school festival. Takes place after the festival. Spoilers if you haven't read past Vol. 10 .Complete.

Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.

Why doesn't Sasuke have any romantic interest in the girls of Konoha? Simple. He's in love... and has been in love since his family died... [COMPLETE!]

A very silly little one shot where Harry lets Voldemort know about the Power he isnt supposed to know about...

Harry tries to tell a 'knock-knock' joke to Luna - 'try' being the operative word

The Daily Prophet has introduced a new opinion column to replace Rita Skeeter's. Minister Fudge claims it's just a publicity stunt, but many have already written to You-Know-Who for all kinds of advice.