"We need a greeting Aimslee."

"Oh do we?"

"Yes. The poor people can't just be rushed into things. They need so be soothed into reading this so they don't realize that we're sending sublminal messages to review our fic."

"Ah. Well then, Hello."

"Greetings and Saluations to all."

Now that we have that out of our way, we can get to the introductions. You first Aimslee:

Hmmmmmm. (Aimslee is veeeery articulate) Bite your tongue Lady of the Lillies. Well, right now I've got this funny notion that I'm going to soon write fanfic. As an accomplished fanfic reader, you might see this happen one day.

Now it's your turn.

My name is Lady of the Lillies and I have too many 'L's in my name. I've just noticed. Very annoying. Anyway, I like to chew on straws, (Believe it or not, she does do most of the writing) I like to yell a lot at Aimslee, I like to read over shoulders, and most of all, I like procrastinating. As for the whole Harry Potter business, I have spent many a night be-moaning the fact that James Potter is too old for me. Nevermind the fact that he is dead. Nevermind the fact that he is a fictional character. (Banish that thought immediatly Lady of the Lillies!)

Now, for the whole writing thing, individually, we are too lazy to get anything done. Together, we are even lazier. But it's laziness with sugar induced giggling fests, so eventually inspiration occurs, leading to eventual writing. You just wait and see.