You know when people say they're really horrible at something but they're only sort of bad at it and only said they were horrible to push down your expectations so that you can be amazed when they're only sort of bad? Well I'm horrible at these profile things and I'm not just saying that to lower your expectations so you can be enchanted by the awesomeness that follows.

I like fanfiction from many different shows, movies and books. I enjoy stories that are to the point and don't usually prefer those that go on for forty-eight chapters. Sorry. I mean that takes skill and dedication but I'm just not going to read it and it's dedication I don't harbour myself so it takes me ages to write anything. I used to be heavily into slash (thanks very much Harry Potter) but have recently turned to femslash (thanks Resident Evil and by extension Milla Jovovich).

I do write non-fanfiction in my spare time but that's neither here nor there and I have run out of things I can think to write here. Um . . . . pickles.