Jedi Master Luthien
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Jedi Master Luthien here- otherwise known as Luthi. Despite the name, I am neither Force-sensitive nor from Doriath, although in another universe I may be partially Elven. The world will never know. In this reality, I'm a fairly normal 26-year-old with a BA in history and technical theatre. I'm also entering law school as of August 2015. Much to my distress, I have a limited desire to engage in actual social interaction. INTJ for the win... I guess. I stress-bake and stress-paint, and am rather talented with a sewing machine and with a pottery wheel, if I do say so myself.

I'm a very random person who confuses herself and those around her quite frequently, partially due to the fact that she talks out loud to herself without realizing it. She also randomly begins referring to herself in the third person. My best friend refers to me as a more socially-aware Sheldon Cooper, and other friends have called me Sherlock and Spock. I tend toward having an obsessive personality and research things to death when I become interested in them. This includes draining fandoms dry of good fanfiction. (And then, as the tumblr post has it, returning to the top of the list with lower standards.)

Outside of this lovely site (with "lovely" being subjective), my interests would be historical fashion, ceramics, sewing, history in general, and watching far too much YouTube. I'm a tumblr aficionado, but avoid the political and social-justice areas of the site. (Just let me look at my Steve Rogers pictures in peace!) I spend an inordinate amount of time hanging around The Sue Free Zone, participating in the randomness that goes on there and generally having a good time. I don't like spiders or snakes, despise Mary-Sues on principle as I consider them lazy writing, and also am not too fond of high, open-air spaces. I do occasionally dabble in fanfic authorship, but it never reaches a stage of completion at which it would be readable. MSTs, on the other hand, I've done aplenty. Check mine out sometime if you get really, really bored. They're good for a laugh- especially if you like fire ants.

I dislike the majority of the changes made in the Hobbit movies, as I consider them unnecessary and damaging to the narrative. I also detest temperatures in excess of 120 degrees Fahrenheit, eggs cooked by themselves in any way, shape or form, and the general opinion that Arwen saved Frodo from the Ringwraiths. Glorfindel gets no love, and it's sad.

My fandoms of the moment are Tolkienverse (I'm partial to happy YotT and First Age fics), Dragon Age (mostly DA2), and Skyrim. I randomly poke into the Star Wars archives on occasion, and have been known to sneak peeks at Magic School Bus fanfiction every so often. I also prowl into other archives, but generally don't find anything that piques my interest. I heavily fangirl Atton Rand, Captain America, Dean Winchester, Fenris, Glorfindel (the one and only), Han Solo, and Maedhros Feanorion. This list is in alphabetical order, as putting these characters in any other sort of order would be like choosing between my children.

Modern AUs are a favorite of mine, as are BioWare novelizations with multiple protagonists, and I'll read anything featuring Maedhros that doesn't involve slash. (I'm one of the few who's not a Maedhros/Fingon shipper - they ARE cousins.) One thing highly uncanonical I like to read is Atton Rand/Revan stories, especially those taking place after KotOR II. I haven't found many, but they're rather awesome. Stories that involve Glorfindel annoying the heck out of Erestor are always good for a giggle. I also enjoy Fenris/F!Tabris and Fenris/Merril, both of which are highly uncanonical. So shoot me.

Some favorite quotes:

"And now I come in, saying something suitably heroic." -Atton Rand

"How can you hate chocolate? Everybody at least tolerates it!" -Ned the Pie Maker

"You are the best Septim that's ever ruled. Well, except for that Martin fellow, but he turned into a dragon god, and that's hardly sporting." -Sheogorath

"Your talk of sniffing riders with invisible noses has unsettled me." -Pippin

"[Mages] may not all be evil, but one of them in particular is extremely annoying." -Fenris

"You sat there so gently and offered pancakes." -Toby Turner

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Soul Bound by Nightheart reviews
The Soulbond has been considered a Gift of the goddess Mythal since before the ancient days of Arthalan, and is the only remaining blessing bestowed upon the Elvhen by their missing Gods... Just because you have a soulbonded mate doesn't necessarily mean you're going to like it.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 158,044 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/24/2016 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Fenris, Merrill
Bones by PFTones3482 reviews
Dorothy Ann and Carlos are scheduled to present their class projects about the leg bones today, but of course Carlos doesn't show up to school. D.A. is pretty annoyed, until Ms. Frizzle informs the class that he has a very good reason to miss. One shot.
Magic School Bus - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2016 - Carlos R., Dorothy Ann - Complete
The Journal of Marian Hawke by lotusflwr reviews
Varric persuaded Hawke to keep a journal, not suspecting how pivotal it, or she, would become. Her writings tell part of the tale, but what happened in between? And between her and Fenris? Get the full tale and fill in every funny, dramatic, romantic gap.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 443,339 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Hawke (M), Fenris
Who is the Phantom Menace, anyway? by EinAffe reviews
An epic and hilarious or so I'm told rendering of TPM with a few twists and turns. Featuring bigger fish, infatuated handmaidens, random Anakin, weird Qui-Gon, hated-by-the-Force Obi-Wan and most important: galaxy-saving yellow letters! Finally COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 161,676 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
The OTHER Lays of Beleriand by chisscientist reviews
The Lays JRR Tolkien did not write for very good reasons. Part Eight: The Harp and Other Poems
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008
It's an Odd Coincidence by Telcontar Rulz reviews
AU. Logan 'Wolverine' Howlett finds himself in a very strange place. He tries to figure everything out, but he seems cause more problems than solve them. Will he be able to deal with it, and will he ever get home? A crossover between X-Men and LotR.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 325,415 - Reviews: 1514 - Favs: 1,479 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Aragorn, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Dream of a Lifetime: A KOTOR Parody by Kawe n' Wessie reviews
A Parody, based off a dream. Three comrades take the place of the PC, and hilarious hi-jinks ensue. Fairly AU, lots of changes to the plot. Eventually will contain spoilers, and rated T for minor language.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,574 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/6/2008
The Fanfiction Testament by Araloth the Random reviews
*Honourable Mention MEFA 2010!* [Complete] And from the LoTR Obsessants proceedeth the Fanfiction writers. But not all were true to Canon, and thus there was much flaming and strife among them. And Legolas spake unto the fangirls...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Complete
Emo, Son of Feanor by Araloth the Random reviews
[Complete] Caranthir, called the Dark, is different. He spends the summer at Alqualonde with all his crazy relatives and gets persuaded to start socialising for once by his cousin - to rather amusing effect. A very silly read!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,537 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Complete
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 572 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
Wait a Minute! You're Not Frodo! by Keldae reviews
One-Shot. What if the resident Mary Sue's powers worked to attract any guy in Middle Earth... just not the right one?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Gollum, Frodo B. - Complete
Of Overgrown Dwarves and Lembas by Kasmi Kassim reviews
Gandalf is coming to Rivendell. Little Legolas and Arwen go out to greet him, wherein they encounter danger, pride, and figures of speech while Legolas is distressed, Arwen is disbelieving, and Gandalf is up a tree.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,776 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Gandalf, Legolas, Arwen U., Elrond - Complete
The Blades of Eru by Ilada'Jefiv reviews
As Legolas flees from the orcs that killed his patrol, he stumbles onto a cave that drops him into the land of Narnia. What is his purpose here, and why does Jadis desire his death so badly?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,102 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Legolas, Jadis the White Witch - Complete
The Most Perfect Girl in the Town of Walkerville by Anise Nalci reviews
The guys discuss who’s the most perfect girl in Walkerville.
Magic School Bus - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Wings by CarolingianTortoise reviews
The real explanation for two of Middle-Earth's most pressing mysteries.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
That Annoying Song by lackam reviews
Several complain about the song of Glorfindel and the Balrog.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Complete
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2223 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Valentine's Day by Erestor reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Daughters by Insomniac Luddite reviews
Three elf-lords, serious inebriation and the choice of the Atani as husbands and lovers. HAPPY BIRTHDAY KALURIEN!
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2003
Elladan's First Word by Dragon Confused reviews
The family of Imladris spend a morning out in the garden. Baby Elladan manages his first word. Very sweet and cuddly fluff. Main Characters: Celebrian, Elrond, Glorfindel, Elladan and Elrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,566 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Elrond, Elrohir
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3180 - Favs: 1,993 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete