Summary: Five years after the death of Kira, we follow a college student, Lamore Nosaka, who picks up a white notebook with the words 'Life Note' written on it. What could this mean?

A retelling of HL2 and its episodes featuring two new characters. Chase, a heavy gunner for the USMC with a very complex background relating to the major characters, and Chell from the Portal series whose puzzle solving abilities and understanding of the portal gun will prove invaluable as time progresses. Rated M for references to sexual activity.

In the land of Disneyland, the Disney girls are getting it on and we follow them in a series of interconnected stories . We've got the mermaid Ariel who wants to have legs so she can be with her lesbian lover on land, we've got Jasmine who doesn't want to get married to a prince, we've got Anna who is having a giant crush on her older sister and many other sexy and magical stories.

Actions speak louder than words... and the barrel of a gun speaks loudest of all! Sonic the Hedgehog, a fearsome warrior who trusts only his instincts and his shotgun, fights alone after Americageddon to protect his star-spangled country. Will he be able to save America from the diabolical clutches of Communism, or will his quest for revenge ultimately destroy him?

Shrek and Fiona make a bet while watching a wrestling match. Unfortunately, Shrek loses the bet and now has to walk around naked for a week. What could go wrong? This a sequel to the 2nd chapter of Shrek's Mud Bath. Warning: There is nudity. Rated T.

How did Robbie get his Villain Number One status back after being demoted to Villain Number Ten in "Time to Learn?" Maybe with the help of the hero-and those pesky kids-who experienced his villainy firsthand.

His greediness gets on her nerves, leading to arguing and fighting, but still, there is something that draws them together.

Written in memoriam of Stefán Karl Stefansson who passed away today from cancer. "Anyone can mourn a hero. Only a hero can truly mourn a villain." Sportacus must teach this lesson to the children as he comes to terms with the expression. Robbie Rotten has reached his final resting place, and Sportacus reflects upon their friendship from their childhood many years ago. Not slash.

You all know this kind of story. Evil comes to Earth, five young people are given power and save the world. However this... Is not that story. Not quite. This is a much more... Adult version of the tale. As long as the world's safe who cares if our heroines screw along the way? Mature Content-M Weekly Update.

Chapter 221: "With the Smashers aiding Lady Palutena's forces, we're sure to win!" was what Pit cheerfully thought, despite the fact his "friends" were groaning one second and screaming the next having to fight Viridi's Forces of Nature...

Shrek tries to take the cancer stones so he can dab and destroy half the universe.

This is a poem I wrote about Blue's Clues.

The title says it all guys!...yeah... This is meant to be taken as a joke. I'm sorry in advance. This story contains Fithy Frank, iDubbbz, Vsauce and more. (This isn't mine, my friend gave it to me to post. I'm not a comedic genius.)

US Senator Ted Cruz finds unexpected love in the Mystic Ruins.

Theoretical opening crawl for Spaceballs 4: The Schwarz Engorges (one-shot)

A shooter goes into Brad and Randy's school and starts shooting kids so the school is forced outside. Brad is forced to reassure Randy who is scared out of his mind. Jill finds out and rushes to the school with Tim, Mark and Hannah

Idubbbz and Safari Man plan a trip to Chernobyl, but they get more than they bargained for. There is a new enemy force rising in the Omniverse, and they drink a hell of a lot of vodka. Can Frank and the gang defeat them in time?

Robbie gives everyone "healthy drinks" and they fall asleep and wake up in Robbie's dungeon. End my sad existence.

The worst thing I've ever written is here! (SANE PEOPLE DO NOT CLICK HERE!)

Riley Andersen just turned 17! Out of the closet & proud of it. Carissa is her rock, her friends are her lifeline. Middle School obstacles are a thing of the past. But High School? Oh, it's MUCH more complicated. She's maturing, hormones are raging, the heart heavy. Will she & Carissa last? What does the future hold for her?

When Dora finally confesses her love for her cousin will he love her back? -Author Stewert Gilligan Griffin

It's been a few years since Stephanie's first visit to LazyTown and her infatuation of Sportacus has only grown throughout the years. Trixie who is now dating Stingy wants to get the two of them together, therefore... she organizes a sleepover... at Sportacus' house. Obviously I can't spell... and I'm trash. LazyTown does not belong to me so pls don't sue...

Stingy is scared of cheddar and Ziggy gets drunk off of salami.

Stingy is left confused when he has a dream about Sportacus. But, he soon realizes that he needs to claim what is his.

Barry and Vanessa have a routine. He always comes home from work to find his Honey ready for the taking, but this time he wants to spice things up in the bedroom. How far is he willing to go before things get sticky?

Requested! Gumball Watterson has a secret. A secret he doesn't want ANYONE to find out. Especially his own mother. His luck finally ran out. Or did it? INCEST! Gumball/Nicole Pairing! Rated M for Sexual Content/Language! Please no flames! Don't like incest, don't read! Others may enjoy!

An alternate timeline where the Empire succeeded against the rebels, this universe has Spaceballs as a movie that actually exists, aliens not found anywhere but your fever dreams, and as many satirical images, quotes, lines, and anything else I could possible conceive. Rated T because Han shot first.

With the Truman Show gone, TV execs rushed to create a similar show. One of their most popular attempts was Eve, a similar show that plays on updated tech and far less innocent storylines than its predecessor. But now that Eve is experiencing the same need to escape that Truman felt, will this new world prove harder to escape, or will these advancements work in her favor?

Vivienne Shaw is a junior in college looking to get a new start in Quahog, Rhode Island. She applies for a job as a live-in nanny for Cleveland and Donna Brown, and soon strikes up a friendship with Stewie Griffin, as well as a potential romance with Brian Griffin...

Imagine Phil and Dan react to the first Phil is not on fire! What would they do. What would they say. And how any fangirls would die. Let's find out...

Harry has a wet dream in the night and he wakes up with a raging Hard-on. He takes care of it whilst, thinking of Hermione, his best friend and secret crush. His wet dream being about her motivates him to fantasize about her whilst masturbating. Hermione who wakes up late comes to see harry masturbating. This makes her wet throughout the day making her masturbate in class.

What if Charming's sword didn't miss? AU.

Soflo and ARiana Gramde and memes

He was behind the new Columbine massacre.

HORRIBLE FANFICTION!

Can't think of a summary for this. Just popped it up in my mind and decided to do this with Shrek and Fiona. This is rated M for a reason

This alternate ending to the Disney/Pixar film "Inside Out" takes place immediately after the final scene with a 25 year jump. Joy, Sadness, Anger, Disgust and Fear have a very important mission that they want to see through to the end.

It's been a few years since the Anderson family moved, and Riley has gotten very adjusted to her middle school life. However, that's going out the door as she just graduated eighth grade. Summer vacation is here, and freshman year is just around the corner. (Photo credits: Frozenspots deviantart) Rated T for swearing

In the future at the age of about 23 something strange happens to Dora.

When Joy presses the puberty button, a lot of things change. Will the emotions be able to cope with these nuances?

Fear awakens new emotions inside Riley. Will she learn from experiences and mature through the henosis of one's thoughts?

I know I may be going to hell but this idea has haunted me for two days and I can't get rid of it. I know the show says something else then the title but there was no category for The Wiggles. The pairing is LachyxEmma.

After finishing a game of Blue's Clues, Steve gets depressed when he remembers that he hasn't a woman in his life. Meanwhile, Blue sees a shooting star and wishes herself into a human form in an attempt to help her friend out. Will this work out, or will it just crash and burn and end up ruining their friendship along the way?

read this MLG/love story 10/10

Blue is dying, and it's up to you to figure out how she wants to spend her last days alive. Blue's Clues copyright Viacom and Nickelodeon.

A huge ridiculous gunfight that proves I have problems.

Welcome. :)

As experienced by Link Neal and told by Rhett McLaughlin.

In 1999, Ian met Anthony, and Anthony met Ian. This is their humble beginnings over the past 6 years.

This story involves PBS child Caillou getting "involved" with various friends and family. If you are not a fan of Shota or Loli please turn back now. You have been warned! For those interested please enjoy the story.

Those lovable lunatics get into some sticky scrapes with some ice-cream. (There's no ChuckleVision category)

jk

Maya teaches Riley how to use a new toy. RileyXMaya oneshot. Rated M for sexual content. P.S. I Do Not Own Girl Meets World.

2 British fangirls go to New York to see MCR, some how they meet Dan and Phil, and other youtubers, become secret agents, kick Leonardo Jackson arse, die, come back to life, shoot some guns and have a bloody good time. Update - this story makes me cringe af, but imma carry on writing it for fun. You'd think I would delete it, but...

I'ts All Ogre

Lola finally decided it was time for Bugs to do a slam jam on her so that she could slam jam him back. Bugs is really in for it now. I bet not even Michael Jordan, Charles Barkley or even Shaquille O'Neal had to put up with this!

What happens when Jesse comes back and holds Rachel hostage? Will Finn and the Glee Club save her? Rated T I DO NOT OWN GLEE!

Just a prompt I got asked :) one of the sisters is reading 50 Shades of Grey and the other finds out. Fluff and smut! Elsanna fic. I haven't read the book so pardon if the sex isn't too much like it :)

A romance crossover between the Geico Gecko and Progressive's Flo. Intrigue ensues!

There are now new additions to the Smosh family!, witness as Anthony and Ian try to balance fatherhood while also being Youtube sensations?Can the boys handle it? What sorts of Adventures will they have?...Anthony/Kalel and Ian/Melanie

You know the host of the show ' Win or Don't Win ' ? You know the star right ? So this star has a son and is plannig on sending him to Gumball's school. You can guess of what happens when his son meets Gumball and Darwin. Crazy things will happen that's for sure!

When Rylinn, a doctor, decides to go on a trip to Vegas, she never expects to see the man who entertained her in her younger years. Steve from Blue's Clues is sitting in a chair at the bar. This is going to be one crazy vacation.

Things had been awkward between Dan and Phil ever since Phil confessed his feelings towards Dan. But the insane, dedicated fangirl they literally bump into in starbucks hopes to change that. Rated T for language.

Bullied for far too long, Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold get their revenge. Dedicated to the victims of the Columbine High School massacre and to point out the suffering Eric and Dylan went through.

Perrie Edwards is in a famous girl band. Phil Lester is a youtuber and a Radio Presenter. Perrie is a fangirl over AmazingPhil. What will happen when they meet at a fish and chip shop? And will Phil's best friend Dan ever find the one for him? Oh God, this summary is awful! Anyway, NOT PHAN! Enjoy

Minerva Mink is one sexy mink. She's so sexy, that Yakko and Wakko decide to do something about it, putting Minerva in a state of arousal. This is something you'll never find in any TV cartoon, folks!

The famous fanfiction, now in English.

A freak accident sends Don Dogoier of the Gokaigers to the wacky world of the Akibarangers; when Super Sentai is just a TV Show and Otakus abound. While the Akibarangers beg Don to join them against the author that threatens their show; the Gokaigers encounter remnants of the Zangyack out for their heads. Takes place before Super Hero Taisen and Akibaranger #14.

First fanfic, IM SO NERVOUS! Anyway, Dan and Phil go shopping when Dan meets a fangirl unlike any other. The story of his relationship and his friendship. But when one breaks, can he count on the other to keep him sane! (Worst summary ever)

This is a pilot for a fanfiction series that serves as the "Americanization" of the adult super sentai parody "Unofficial Sentai Akibaranger" the same way Saban turned Super Sentai into Power Rangers.In this parody of Power Rangers, three heroes fight the Evil Stema Otsu Corporation to protect San Francisco's Japantown from destruction, however the fights only exist in their heads.

A fanfic written by the columbine shooter Eric Harris

Who says you have to use a kitchen for only cooking? Mickey and Minnie cook up some fun in the kitchen one night in a different way... And things really heat up quickly. Lemon/fluff fic.

Blue's side of the story has never before been told. Her pain and hardships should be shown to the world. This story will tell you exactly what happened in Steve's house when the lights went out, and why Steve REALLY isn't on Blue's Clue's any longer.

Frank and Gerard have been teased relentlessly their whole four years at Columbine High School... now they're taking their revenge

Sitting in the grass...Eating my lunch...Running out of breath...Seeking shelter...Living HELL... Based on the Columbine High School Mascare

Dylan is sick of being bullied all the time, and he will get his revenge...

Between the Lions fic. Lila and her little brother of a cub Lewis were orphaned after their parents were killed by aminal abusers. Having written her aunt, Cleo, the two go to live with the four of them at the library. But what will become of it?

After the tenacious defense of White Forest against a nigh-insurmountable force of the Romanian-Serbian Overwatch, the entirety of Romania has been freed of Combine jurisdiction and now the rest of the free world beckons. SEQUEL TO EPISODE 3 POSSIBILITIES

The entire planet is under Combine rule, and the human resistance struggles to survive. But then a misplaced scientist steps off a train, and everything changes.

Gordon demands answers from himself concerning how he is still alive. The Combine's undying determination to hold Earth is everpresent. And a single individual watches over the entire human race, observing their resolute resistance with a pensive calm.

The Movers try and help Lily make a career change from the adult industry into something more legitimate. The only problem? Lily isn't willing to go!

It's a romance. Haha. IT'S THE FIRST STORY FOR IMAGINATION MOVERS. Whoa. I submitted the idea to the website and they added it. Basically it's a love story between Rich and Nina. The first chapter is boring junk.

"Not only had she suddenly appeared right in front of him, but at his heads current position, their pale pink noses were pressed together...Needless to say he had turned red again." A Between the Lions, meeting for the first time ficlet. Pre Theo/Cleo

The Seven Hour War was the most horrific day in the Earth's history. The Combine seek to enslave the human race forever, dooming the Earth's population. But one man has the courage to stand up and say, "Not so fast!" Complete.

The third installment in the HL2 series, My version at least. Contains spoilers for Eps 1&2 and Portal. Please Review! Rated T for Mild language and Mild violence. Story is complete.

The story begins with a normal day, a normal girl, and someone who seeks to change it all. Keywords: School shooting shootings death friendship

A crime has been committed in LazyTown and the culprit is still out there. Can Stephanie and her team track him down and bring him to justice before he strikes again? FINISHED. FIN. KAPUTZKI.

A TV network would never let such a successful concept get away...so, what did they do next?

A journalist with gravitas, with dignity, with balls. Watch out, France, here he comes.This is the Report.. fanfiction style.

Robbie has a master plan to make everyone hateful and finally get rid of Sportacus. However, it goes wrong as all of his plans do. This is indeed my lusty parody humor fiction u all have waited for. rated for safety. Rated M for adult themes n' lang.

A different sort of school shooting.

A heat wave has rolled into Lazy Town. Rated T in case the kiss is too racy for some.

Pizza the Hutt has died... and someone has been sent to tell Jabba. Spaceballs xover.

Steve and Blue embark on a journey to self discovery.