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 Name: Just call me Neko. My real name is irrelevant. Age: Old enough Gender: I like guys, and I'm not gay. Just think about it... Favorite Authors: Laurie Halse Anderson, Robert Cormier, J K Rowling, Dr. Seuss Favorite Books:Graceling, The Uglies Series, Wicked Lovely, The Young Wizard Series, Storm Thief, The Harry Potter Series, The Maze Runner Favorite Movies: Phantom Of The Opera, Interview With A Vampire, Spirited Away, 300, Pirates Of The Caribbean, Harry Potter, Kiki's Delivery Service, Alice In Wonderland, The Orphan, The Sixth Sense, The Sleepy Hollow (w/ Johnny Depp), Howl's Moving Castle, Castle In the Sky, Horton Here's a Who, Shaun of the Dead, The Hangover, Mulan, The Lion King, Aladdin, Pocahontas, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars Favorite Websites: Favorite Naruto Pairings: linelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelineDOTlinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelinelineDOTlinelineline ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ x ╔╗╔╦══╦═╦╦══╦══╦══╗╔╗ ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ ╔╗╔╦══╦═╦╦══╦══╦══╗╔╗ If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile! If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999 If you are an addict to Naruto and favorite couple is NaruHina then copy & paste this to your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999 If you have a fanfiction account, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you absolutely cannot stand the mere thought of Naruto and Sakura as a couple, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, Neko-ChibiXD Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! 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Help Naruto achieve his dream!: KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Tenshi Namikaze, Neko-ChibiXD If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are the greatest pairing, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles , Tenshi Namikaze, Neko-ChibiXD If you believe that Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, Xanie,NejiTenfanforever, Death Note Lover, NarutoLuver35, FDS-Sasuke-fangirl, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Thymistacles, Tenshi Namikaze, Neko-ChibiXD Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. 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If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I Love Rock 'n' Roll", copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile My best friend is insane! 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If you hear the voices of characters in your head...copy and aste this on your profile If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school In Honor of Stupid People On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 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Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator: 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 101 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" 17. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 18. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 19. Start playing football; see how many people you can get to join in. 20. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him "I need some tampons!!" 21. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department 22. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "Sex and candy". 23. Tune all the radios to a polka station, turn them all off and turn up all the volumes to the max. 24. Play with the automatic doors. 25. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 26. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?" 27. Repeat #26 in the jewelry department. 28. Try putting different pairs of women's panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 29. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 30. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 31. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" 32. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 33. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 34. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" 35. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 36. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hell" upside down. 37. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" 38. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 39. Take bets on the battle described above. 40. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 41. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room. 42. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 43. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags 44. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone's jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 45. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 46. Two words: "Marco Polo." 47. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle,etc. 48. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. 49. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like "the fat man walks alone," and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them. 50. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Exp: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying "How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling." Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 51. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 52. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 53. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie." 54. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 55. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something,quickly make off with it without saying a word. 56. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 57. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 58. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. 59. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign?(giggle)." When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. "hi!! (giggle) What's your sign? (giggle)." 60. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 61. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 62. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. 63. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 64. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 65. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" 66. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 67. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." 68. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don't realize it. 70. Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign. 71. Play a game of indoor freeze tag 72. Drive around the entrances screaming out the window "the British are coming" 73. Have a team race with your friends- one person sits in the cart, the other pushes 74. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 75. Fill your cart up as much as possible, and then try to use the express lane 76. Use a bullhorn and occasionally say that there is free candy in aisle X (aisle X being the condom aisle) 77. Run into a pyramid of cans, heroically saying "I'm gonna save us from that bomb!" 78. Use a conveyer belt as a treadmill and lose some weight 79. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over. 80. When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap. 81. Randomly direct people to the deodorant section 82. Tell someone that you will sue for false advertising, since they do not sell walls. 83. Take your boyfriend or girlfriend to the food section and have an expensive dinner. 84. Try to push your cart through a checkout without paying. When the clerk tries to stop you, kick in his balls (dont try it on a chick, it wont work), run, but leave the cart. See what happens. 85. If people arent looking at their cart, steal it. 86. Go to the gun section, saying "Can I buy a gun? I'm tired of that stupid smily face!" 87. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use wite-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund. 88. See how much stuff you can break before you get caught 89. Take a leak in the dressing rooms. 90. Repeadeately say "The clowns are not eating me." 91. Use fake checks, but sign them using your neighbors name. 92. Rearrange items as you see fit. 93. Take a full set of guy's clothes and a full set of gal's clothes, then leave them lying somewhere. 94. Put pokemon stuff in a cart that is full of stuff like KoRn and Limp Bizkit CDs. 95. Grab condoms and stick them in everyone's face (only the opposite sex). 96. Do #95 but with the same sex (not recomended). 97. Grab stickers that say "radioactive" and put them randomly on food items. 98. Follow someone until they notice. 99. Pull out pins, like that guy from the 7 Up commercial. 100. Throw Skittles at people and scream "TASTE THE RAINBOW!" 101. Loiter. When asked to leave, tell them you live here. Girls Survey Questions: 1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)?Hmmmmm...I would probably have to choose either Hinata or Anko. 2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? NARUHINA!! WHOOO!! 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Not really... 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Yup! Good times... 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: I have some plushies, the manga, cosplay outfits, and a few other things. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Ehh, I've never really thought about it... 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? That's an easy one. NaruHina 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Neither... 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) Not really. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Errr...It's been revealed in the anime already. So no...obviously 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?Hmm...I'd have to pick Itachi. 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Mostly leaning on the later... 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I've actually only watched up to episode 3... 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yup! 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Ehh, not really. 17. Sub or dub? Sub! I hate dubs! 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti, Bitch!! 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Annoyingly funny! 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh. 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?Nerdy Beast!...lolz 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?Haku already is a crossdresser. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? A straight Orochimaru... 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? They're the reason I joined. 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yup...not that I've posted them... 27. Do you like lemons? Only if they're written well and actually have a plot. 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Not that I know of... 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yup! 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? I just did! 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Hehe...yeah... 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yup! 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No...he asked if he could have it. 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Not that I know of...but maybe... 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I am a bit curious... 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Nooo way... 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I do, but I don't post them. 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Wtf...? No. 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Yeah. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Not all of it...maybe...then again... |
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